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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So tell me this , why are one liners a no go for the first message to break the ice and to see if they reply ?? Nothing as badescribed as writing a big message then send it but no reply , |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because "hey how are you" "wanna suck my cock" "wanna fuck me" don't tend to appeal to most ladies, not saying that these are your "one liners" but I for one prefer a little bit of an effort |
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I think these one liners like hey want d fuck ' n d likes of them r ridiculous can people not have a bit of maners like hello n good evening how r u doing would u like to chat please would b far nicer . We'll if some body sent a one liner like want d fuck t fuck me r silly lines like that IDE answer n tel then not interested but a lot of people would block u |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think these one liners like hey want d fuck ' n d likes of them r ridiculous can people not have a bit of maners like hello n good evening how r u doing would u like to chat please would b far nicer . We'll if some body sent a one liner like want d fuck t fuck me r silly lines like that IDE answer n tel then not interested but a lot of people would block u "
Just a suggestion... And I don't mean to be offensive in the slightest, but it nearly took 5mins to read your first message |
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"So tell me this , why are one liners a no go for the first message to break the ice and to see if they reply ?? Nothing as badescribed as writing a big message then send it but no reply , "
. If you were selling a car and just stated car for sale , the response would be nil. You need sufficient information in your message to encourage people to at at least look at your profile.
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"So tell me this , why are one liners a no go for the first message to break the ice and to see if they reply ?? Nothing as badescribed as writing a big message then send it but no reply , . If you were selling a car and just stated car for sale , the response would be nil. You need sufficient information in your message to encourage people to at at least look at your profile. "
That reminds me of the Cavan man who rang the newspaper to put in a death notice. He enquired first about how much it would cost and was told that it was a minimum of €10 for 8 words, and €1 per word after that. He said he'd keep it simple and just go with "Mary Maguire dead. Funeral tomorrow."
The girl on the phone suggested that he could put in another three words for the same charge and suggested something like rest in peace or some personal message. He thought about it for a minute before coming up with...
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"Mary Maguire dead. Funeral tomorrow. car for sale"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So tell me this , why are one liners a no go for the first message to break the ice and to see if they reply ?? Nothing as badescribed as writing a big message then send it but no reply , . If you were selling a car and just stated car for sale , the response would be nil. You need sufficient information in your message to encourage people to at at least look at your profile.
That reminds me of the Cavan man who rang the newspaper to put in a death notice. He enquired first about how much it would cost and was told that it was a minimum of €10 for 8 words, and €1 per word after that. He said he'd keep it simple and just go with "Mary Maguire dead. Funeral tomorrow."
The girl on the phone suggested that he could put in another three words for the same charge and suggested something like rest in peace or some personal message. He thought about it for a minute before coming up with...
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"Mary Maguire dead. Funeral tomorrow. car for sale" "
Lol Michael  |
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By *ceryMan
over a year ago
Malahide & Waterford |
"So tell me this , why are one liners a no go for the first message to break the ice and to see if they reply ?? Nothing as badescribed as writing a big message then send it but no reply , . If you were selling a car and just stated car for sale , the response would be nil. You need sufficient information in your message to encourage people to at at least look at your profile.
That reminds me of the Cavan man who rang the newspaper to put in a death notice. He enquired first about how much it would cost and was told that it was a minimum of €10 for 8 words, and €1 per word after that. He said he'd keep it simple and just go with "Mary Maguire dead. Funeral tomorrow."
The girl on the phone suggested that he could put in another three words for the same charge and suggested something like rest in peace or some personal message. He thought about it for a minute before coming up with...
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"Mary Maguire dead. Funeral tomorrow. car for sale" "
Was that Mary's car or the Funeral Home's car for sale.... 
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By *ceryMan
over a year ago
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Was that Mary's car or the Funeral Home's car for sale....
Who mentioned anything about a funeral home?  "
1+1=3 ... Assumptions and ambiguities. You have to fill in the blanks as life goes by, unless otherwise told.
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Was that Mary's car or the Funeral Home's car for sale....
Who mentioned anything about a funeral home?
1+1=3 ... Assumptions and ambiguities. You have to fill in the blanks as life goes by, unless otherwise told.
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You also have to work on the balance of probability. Funeral homes with funeral cars are a rare breed in deep rural Ireland  |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
Limavady |
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Was that Mary's car or the Funeral Home's car for sale....
Who mentioned anything about a funeral home?
1+1=3 ... Assumptions and ambiguities. You have to fill in the blanks as life goes by, unless otherwise told.
You also have to work on the balance of probability. Funeral homes with funeral cars are a rare breed in deep rural Ireland "
But in deep rural Ireland can people read the advert anyway? And would they buy a car when they have a perfectly good horse? |
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Was that Mary's car or the Funeral Home's car for sale....
Who mentioned anything about a funeral home?
1+1=3 ... Assumptions and ambiguities. You have to fill in the blanks as life goes by, unless otherwise told.
You also have to work on the balance of probability. Funeral homes with funeral cars are a rare breed in deep rural Ireland
But in deep rural Ireland can people read the advert anyway? And would they buy a car when they have a perfectly good horse?"
A horse? That's not deep rural Ireland. The people in deep rural Ireland have donkeys which they usually refer to as "dunkey". Horses are for the sophisticates nearer the town. |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
Limavady |
If you want to get somebody's attention a really good one liner might work but, unless you are the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde, I wouldn't bet on it.
If the profile you are responding to says "No one liners" they don't want one liners! |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"If you want to get somebody's attention a really good one liner might work but, unless you are the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde, I wouldn't bet on it.
If the profile you are responding to says "No one liners" they don't want one liners!"
I wonder if a reincarnation of Oscar would be successful on here....some how I doubt it |
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"If you want to get somebody's attention a really good one liner might work but, unless you are the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde, I wouldn't bet on it.
If the profile you are responding to says "No one liners" they don't want one liners!
I wonder if a reincarnation of Oscar would be successful on here....some how I doubt it"
I do ok, thanks |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"If you want to get somebody's attention a really good one liner might work but, unless you are the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde, I wouldn't bet on it.
If the profile you are responding to says "No one liners" they don't want one liners!
I wonder if a reincarnation of Oscar would be successful on here....some how I doubt it
I do ok, thanks "
Only OK,..wit and modesty |
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"If you want to get somebody's attention a really good one liner might work but, unless you are the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde, I wouldn't bet on it.
If the profile you are responding to says "No one liners" they don't want one liners!
I wonder if a reincarnation of Oscar would be successful on here....some how I doubt it
I do ok, thanks
Only OK,..wit and modesty"
Chicks dig modesty in one so brilliant!  |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"If you want to get somebody's attention a really good one liner might work but, unless you are the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde, I wouldn't bet on it.
If the profile you are responding to says "No one liners" they don't want one liners!
I wonder if a reincarnation of Oscar would be successful on here....some how I doubt it
I do ok, thanks
Only OK,..wit and modesty
Chicks dig modesty in one so brilliant! "
So you won't declare your genius then |
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"If you want to get somebody's attention a really good one liner might work but, unless you are the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde, I wouldn't bet on it.
If the profile you are responding to says "No one liners" they don't want one liners!
I wonder if a reincarnation of Oscar would be successful on here....some how I doubt it
I do ok, thanks
Only OK,..wit and modesty
Chicks dig modesty in one so brilliant!
So you won't declare your genius then"
I've stopped using that line as the customs agents these days tend to search my bags when I use it.  |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"If you want to get somebody's attention a really good one liner might work but, unless you are the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde, I wouldn't bet on it.
If the profile you are responding to says "No one liners" they don't want one liners!
I wonder if a reincarnation of Oscar would be successful on here....some how I doubt it
I do ok, thanks
Only OK,..wit and modesty
Chicks dig modesty in one so brilliant!
So you won't declare your genius then
I've stopped using that line as the customs agents these days tend to search my bags when I use it. "
No sense of humour... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So tell me this , why are one liners a no go for the first message to break the ice and to see if they reply ?? Nothing as badescribed as writing a big message then send it but no reply , . If you were selling a car and just stated car for sale , the response would be nil. You need sufficient information in your message to encourage people to at at least look at your profile.
That reminds me of the Cavan man who rang the newspaper to put in a death notice. He enquired first about how much it would cost and was told that it was a minimum of €10 for 8 words, and €1 per word after that. He said he'd keep it simple and just go with "Mary Maguire dead. Funeral tomorrow."
The girl on the phone suggested that he could put in another three words for the same charge and suggested something like rest in peace or some personal message. He thought about it for a minute before coming up with...
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"Mary Maguire dead. Funeral tomorrow. car for sale" "
Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh the ladies around here don't like the one liners.
Wow betide any lad who dares to send a one liner to a lady."
Lady?.....there's no ladies on here!...
(Before the hate mail starts let me point out that I'm joking) |
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