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over a year ago
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if i hit myself and it hurts am I strong or really weak??
why is there no mouse flavored cat food?
What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
Why is abbreviation such a long word??
What does an atheist shout when they are coming?
If you could be half human half sausage which half would you be and why ?
All answers appreciated
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in stitches laughing here,brilliant,fantastic.
I can't answer yet,the mouse flavoured catfood one really hit me.
This is a great thread and makes such a fresh change from all the bitchy ones.Fecking comical.
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Why is there only one monopolies commission?
How deep would the sea be if there were no sponges in it?
How do they get the non stick surface to stay on the pan?
I doubt I'll sleep much tonight pondering some of these....or maybe rubbing one out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if i hit myself and it hurts am I strong or really weak?? Depends on wheather or not you floor yourself when you hit back.
why is there no mouse flavored cat food? Cos posh cats prefer chicken, pussies !
What color does a smurf turn when you choke it? Navy.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?? So the nerd that invented them could show off when he shortened it to "abb.'
What does an atheist shout when they are coming? Some shout 'NOTHING' others shout 'I'm coming, I'm coming, but when we're gone, we're gone !'
If you could be half human half sausage which half would you be and why ? Human, reckon if I were all sausage I'd feel OFFAL !
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By (user no longer on site)
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If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs why don't they fall through the floor?mm
When crazy people walk through the forest do they take the psyco path?? |
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If you could be half human half sausage which half would you be and why ?
All answers appreciated
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Easy:
1st half human, with the end of sausage, that way I'd be Hu-ge 
(So much better than the alternative: -being called 'man-sauce'  )
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is a boxing ring square??
A boxing ring is called the squared circle lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is a boxing ring square??
A boxing ring is called the squared circle lol
Fuck off!! Ur pulling me leg!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why do we wash our hands after going to the toilet instead of before,my cocks clean,its been in my pants since I showered this morning but my hands have touched everything |
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"Why do we wash our hands after going to the toilet instead of before,my cocks clean,its been in my pants since I showered this morning but my hands have touched everything "
Why don't you do both |
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Why is an insurance disc square?
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Actually there was a court case about that a few years back. A man was prosecuted for not having his insurance disc displayed. His defence was that the dictionary definition of disc was that it was a circular plate or resembling a circular plate, therefore a square could not be a disc. The judge pretty much said "meh" and he got fined anyway.  |
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