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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
kildare |
"That's not a problem for any guys I know because they don't hold them in.
It's not a problem for any ladies I know because they don't fart (allegedly!)
Its a lack of confidence  "
no women tend to have manners and don't let rip in front of anyone
way it should be
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
Limavady |
"That's not a problem for any guys I know because they don't hold them in.
It's not a problem for any ladies I know because they don't fart (allegedly!)
Its a lack of confidence "
Immodium can cure that |
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By *iktiki OP Couple
over a year ago
city centre |
"Ladies only use the bathroom for pampering 
Pampering what Oh general pampering of the beautiful temple that is a woman's body that never ever does anything like fart, ever "
Yea rite |
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By *iktiki OP Couple
over a year ago
city centre |
"The hardest thing in the world to do ??
Catch a fart,and paint it blue.
Ever cup one and smell it?
Ever light one?  did try once never ignited lol.  "
Could l suggest try again but with someone holding the lighter
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The hardest thing in the world to do ??
Catch a fart,and paint it blue.
Ever cup one and smell it?
Ever light one? did try once never ignited lol.
Could l suggest try again but with someone holding the lighter
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 might burn my bum then |
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By *iktiki OP Couple
over a year ago
city centre |
"The hardest thing in the world to do ??
Catch a fart,and paint it blue.
Ever cup one and smell it?
Ever light one? did try once never ignited lol.
Could l suggest try again but with someone holding the lighter
might burn my bum then "
mmmm!!! Maybe your putting to much power into the fart and blowing out the flame 
so turn the lighter up full and release easy like 
or buy a blow torch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The hardest thing in the world to do ??
Catch a fart,and paint it blue.
Ever cup one and smell it?
Ever light one? did try once never ignited lol.
Could l suggest try again but with someone holding the lighter
might burn my bum then
mmmm!!! Maybe your putting to much power into the fart and blowing out the flame
so turn the lighter up full and release easy like
or buy a blow torch "
haha have you actually done that making me laugh |
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By *iktiki OP Couple
over a year ago
city centre |
"The hardest thing in the world to do ??
Catch a fart,and paint it blue.
Ever cup one and smell it?
Ever light one? did try once never ignited lol.
Could l suggest try again but with someone holding the lighter
might burn my bum then
mmmm!!! Maybe your putting to much power into the fart and blowing out the flame
so turn the lighter up full and release easy like
or buy a blow torch haha have you actually done that making me laugh "
Witnessed the lighter trick and talc being used
Have yet to see a blow torch being used,,pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The hardest thing in the world to do ??
Catch a fart,and paint it blue.
Ever cup one and smell it?
Ever light one? did try once never ignited lol.
Could l suggest try again but with someone holding the lighter
might burn my bum then
mmmm!!! Maybe your putting to much power into the fart and blowing out the flame
so turn the lighter up full and release easy like
or buy a blow torch haha have you actually done that making me laugh
Witnessed the lighter trick and talc being used
Have yet to see a blow torch being used,,pmsl "
hahaha bet that'd hurt ouch  |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
Limavady |
"I was told that ladies don't fart,instead they cough in their knickers better out then in
That depends on the fragrance  haha yeah totally true or where it comes out lol like an elevator pmsl "
They don't want it to have any anal phlegm either |
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"I was told that ladies don't fart,instead they cough in their knickers better out then in
That depends on the fragrance haha yeah totally true or where it comes out lol like an elevator pmsl
They don't want it to have any anal phlegm eitheror follow tru
It's really bad when you have to push your way thru the smell  pretend its someone else haha "
But it always is someone else's |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
Cougarville |
"Dangerous!!!!
They will travel up your spine and into your brain and give you shitty ideas "
Let it go , let it go ,
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go, let it go
You'll never see me cry! |
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