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Chocolate & Sex!!!!! ;-)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I love both in fairness but sometimes, especially at this time of year when the chocolate eggs come out, your feelings change!! I love creme eggs, just at that moment as you suck on the goo inside, you go Oooooooooh & aaaaaaaaah.....FECK!!! It's better than sex at that moment, YUM!! But is it!?

My question to you is which is better - sex or chocolate and why!

And one last thing - The creme egg - how do you eat yours!!?

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

Both......but im greedy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Both......but im greedy

What chocolate do you like!!?

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

Love cadbury's large chocolate buttons

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

Sexual chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex is better

I don't eat chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sex is better

I don't eat chocolate

Do you not!?

Do you not like it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Both......but im greedy

What chocolate do you like!!? "

Galaxy is my down fall

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

Sex Sex and more Sex

I can by pass the chocolate

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By *ick manMan over a year ago

longford

Warm chocolate poured all over a woman too be licked off imagine the places it could go do you think your tongue would mop it all up mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just has to be the cream egg , bite the top off and let your tongue search out the cream ....mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Somebody suggested I try the chocolate egg and spoon!! Has anybody tried these eggs!!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh god the choice is a killer. I love both. So so much

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

"Somebody suggested I try the chocolate egg and spoon!! Has anybody tried these eggs!!?

Only had them once and wasn't keen on them

Stick with the cream eggs

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By *unduo000Couple over a year ago

In and around

Slightly of but on the same subject I heard a good one on QI there other night,I'll not take the credit but thought it was true. Then we'd have the best of both worlds.

" if God was a woman spunk would taste of chocolate"

Yummy Cream egg I bite the top off and lick the cream out.

Mrs D x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Somebody suggested I try the chocolate egg and spoon!! Has anybody tried these eggs!!?

Only had them once and wasn't keen on them

Stick with the cream eggs

Yes have to agree and it's great practice for your tongue

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"Just has to be the cream egg , bite the top off and let your tongue search out the cream ....mmmmmmmm

I'm with ya there fast

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh god the choice is a killer. I love both. So so much"

Sometimes the right piece of chocolate can consume you, the creme egg can do that to me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Somebody suggested I try the chocolate egg and spoon!! Has anybody tried these eggs!!?

Only had them once and wasn't keen on them

Stick with the cream eggs

I sure will, yum yum!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex is better

I don't eat chocolate

Do you not!?

Do you not like it?

No don't eat it, I do have a bar sometimes but it more for energy than liking it lol

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

"Somebody suggested I try the chocolate egg and spoon!! Has anybody tried these eggs!!?

Only had them once and wasn't keen on them

Stick with the cream eggs

Yes have to agree and it's great practice for your tongue

Have to keep the tongue well exercised

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like hot candle wax.melt the chocolate and drip it on to each other then lick it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Somebody suggested I try the chocolate egg and spoon!! Has anybody tried these eggs!!?

Only had them once and wasn't keen on them

Stick with the cream eggs

Yes have to agree and it's great practice for your tongue

Have to keep the tongue well exercised

That's one way of doing it anyway!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I crave both equally.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I crave both equally. "
2 cream eggs ya greedy Shite red lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I crave both equally. 2 cream eggs ya greedy Shite red lol

I'm greedy when it comes to certain things Hardy, but creme eggs aren't one of them. I prefer chocolate buttons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I crave both equally. 2 cream eggs ya greedy Shite red lol

I'm greedy when it comes to certain things Hardy, but creme eggs aren't one of them. I prefer chocolate buttons.

Mmmmmmm chocolate buttons are lovely alright, I love how they melt in my mouth!!! I love minstrels too!!Mmmmmm!!

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By *hristian GingerMan over a year ago

Th'on place over yonder

Caramel Freddos rock \m/,

But chocolate over sex? Not sold on that 1 . . .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I crave both equally. 2 cream eggs ya greedy Shite red lol

I'm greedy when it comes to certain things Hardy, but creme eggs aren't one of them. I prefer chocolate buttons.

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lol we could play tiddlywinks sometime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has to be the giant buttons!!

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By *ocbrownMan over a year ago

Kilkenny/Waterford

how about sex and melt some chocolate on my body for you lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I crave both equally. 2 cream eggs ya greedy Shite red lol

I'm greedy when it comes to certain things Hardy, but creme eggs aren't one of them. I prefer chocolate buttons.

Ooooo the giant ones are hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For me sex all the way, not a lover of chocolate,

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"Somebody suggested I try the chocolate egg and spoon!! Has anybody tried these eggs!!?

I prefer these over creme eggs, the creme is too sickly! But they come nowhere near to sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Somebody suggested I try the chocolate egg and spoon!! Has anybody tried these eggs!!?

I prefer these over creme eggs, the creme is too sickly! But they come nowhere near to sex

The chocolate eggs - is it a moose inside a hollow egg type thing!!?

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"Somebody suggested I try the chocolate egg and spoon!! Has anybody tried these eggs!!?

I prefer these over creme eggs, the creme is too sickly! But they come nowhere near to sex

The chocolate eggs - is it a moose inside a hollow egg type thing!!?"

You got it in one

You can still exercise your tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Somebody suggested I try the chocolate egg and spoon!! Has anybody tried these eggs!!?

I prefer these over creme eggs, the creme is too sickly! But they come nowhere near to sex

The chocolate eggs - is it a moose inside a hollow egg type thing!!?

You got it in one

You can still exercise your tongue

Can I now!? must try it sometime!!

;-)

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"Somebody suggested I try the chocolate egg and spoon!! Has anybody tried these eggs!!?

I prefer these over creme eggs, the creme is too sickly! But they come nowhere near to sex

The chocolate eggs - is it a moose inside a hollow egg type thing!!?

You got it in one

You can still exercise your tongue

Can I now!? must try it sometime!!

;-)

I'm sure you get to exercise it plenty without any eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Somebody suggested I try the chocolate egg and spoon!! Has anybody tried these eggs!!?

I prefer these over creme eggs, the creme is too sickly! But they come nowhere near to sex

The chocolate eggs - is it a moose inside a hollow egg type thing!!?

You got it in one

You can still exercise your tongue

Can I now!? must try it sometime!!

;-)

I'm sure you get to exercise it plenty without any eggs

It's been a while for me though!!

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By *liceandraWoman over a year ago

with the faries

Fast and furious sex followed by a break were chocolate can be consumed and then so sensual sex like the creamy sugary delicious confection just consumed mmmm

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"Fast and furious sex followed by a break were chocolate can be consumed and then so sensual sex like the creamy sugary delicious confection just consumed mmmm"

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By *urferniMan over a year ago

Antrim

Chocolate wins easily over sex. You can have as much as you want, when you want and it never takes a headache or argues. Surely there's no contest!

**runs and takes cover under the kitchen table...**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slightly of but on the same subject I heard a good one on QI there other night,I'll not take the credit but thought it was true. Then we'd have the best of both worlds.

" if God was a woman spunk would taste of chocolate"

Yummy Cream egg I bite the top off and lick the cream out.

Mrs D x"

Ha, ha!!! Good one

As for sex and chocolate.... They must both release the same endorphins .... Fry's chocolate cream for me lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna go with chocolate

lindt hello Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh my god.. no way... always sex first... crisps now on the other hand.. id chose crisps over sex! Not chocolate tho..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Chocolate wins easily over sex. You can have as much as you want, when you want and it never takes a headache or argues. Surely there's no contest!

**runs and takes cover under the kitchen table...**"

Stay under the kitchen table! lol!

but you do have a point though but adding to that..... it doesn't moan about the man flu either!!

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Oh my god.. no way... always sex first... crisps now on the other hand.. id chose crisps over sex! Not chocolate tho.. "

Crisps in the bed I don't know I'd have to think about that

Then again I am not a chocolate fan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Combine them both, choc sauce smothered on a hot body -Ok I ll stop before I get carried away

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Combine them both, choc sauce smothered on a hot body -Ok I ll stop before I get carried away

But who will lick it off you, that is the question!!!

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

"I crave both equally. 2 cream eggs ya greedy Shite red lol

I'm greedy when it comes to certain things Hardy, but creme eggs aren't one of them. I prefer chocolate buttons.

I prefer certain chocolate buttons too.....

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh my god.. no way... always sex first... crisps now on the other hand.. id chose crisps over sex! Not chocolate tho.. "

I did have trouble keeping you away from the hunky dories....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Combine them both, choc sauce smothered on a hot body -Ok I ll stop before I get carried away

But who will lick it off you, that is the question!!!

My thoughts precisely when I read your reply

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By *urferniMan over a year ago

Antrim

"Combine them both, choc sauce smothered on a hot body -Ok I ll stop before I get carried away

Need a hand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Combine them both, choc sauce smothered on a hot body -Ok I ll stop before I get carried away

But who will lick it off you, that is the question!!!

My thoughts precisely when I read your reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh nothing better than some hot chocolate smothered onto a woman and eat with straw.berries lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Combine them both, choc sauce smothered on a hot body -Ok I ll stop before I get carried away

But who will lick it off you, that is the question!!!

I'm doing the licking Rose , any takers lol

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By *timulationMan over a year ago

sexerotica

Chocolate and sex-------addicted!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Combine them both, choc sauce smothered on a hot body -Ok I ll stop before I get carried away

But who will lick it off you, that is the question!!!

I'm doing the licking Rose , any takers lol"

I'd say there'd be a lot of takers!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Combine them both, choc sauce smothered on a hot body -Ok I ll stop before I get carried away

But who will lick it off you, that is the question!!!

I'm doing the licking Rose , any takers lol

I'd say there'd be a lot of takers!!!

We can share Rose

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Combine them both, choc sauce smothered on a hot body -Ok I ll stop before I get carried away

But who will lick it off you, that is the question!!!

I'm doing the licking Rose , any takers lol

I'd say there'd be a lot of takers!!!

We can share Rose

Mmmm maybe I could be persuaded to have the chocolate lick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Combine them both, choc sauce smothered on a hot body -Ok I ll stop before I get carried away

But who will lick it off you, that is the question!!!

I'm doing the licking Rose , any takers lol

I'd say there'd be a lot of takers!!!

We can share Rose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh my, I love both so much!!!

Not a fan of cream eggs though.

I love milk chocolate and pralines from certain countries famous for their chocolate

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

For all you creams egg lovers check out "fitsteve" pics u may just change ur minds

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For all you creams egg lovers check out "fitsteve" pics u may just change ur minds

Oooooooh Noooooo! Eweeeeeee!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing beats Lindor and the other chocolate creations by Lindt & Sprüngli or Hershey's whole nuts or almond dark chocolate !! I love them before,behind or without

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having sex and eating chocolate are similar for me, I do each best on my own in my bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chocolate body paint

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hey! Did anybody have a look at fitsteve's photo in his profile!? Lets just say, you won't look at a creme egg in the same way again! FECK!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends how it would be served? Together would do...

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By *ore of thatMan over a year ago

skerries

Have all forgotten the Cadburys flake .only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate

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