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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I was in a nightclub the other night and I hear this chap go up to a lady and say "your friends told me you like bad boys,well I cross the road and don't look both ways" raised quite a few chuckles from myself and the lads and needless to say he got rejected.
What I'd like to know is what are the best, worst or funniest chat up lines you guys have either gotten or recieved.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not really a chat up line but when i was youbger i asked a girl for a dance and she said no thanks ask me sister im sweating.  "
A little gross but still good haha how did that pan out in the end ?? |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Sorry but that's my drink your are sipping
Her: no its not
Me: yes it is
Her excuse me but its not
Barman: it is his drink I have urs here
Followed by a red face and lots of sorrys then asked if she could but me a drink
Yes I married her
Well feckir No other woman ever bought me a drink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not really a chat up line but when i was youbger i asked a girl for a dance and she said no thanks ask me sister im sweating.
A little gross but still good haha how did that pan out in the end ??"
i went of with her sister ha ha ha. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not really a chat up line but when i was youbger i asked a girl for a dance and she said no thanks ask me sister im sweating.
A little gross but still good haha how did that pan out in the end ??
i went of with her sister ha ha ha."
As you would and all hope she ended up being the nicer sister ha |
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I was in a bar in London with my sister and over heard a guy say to the woman next to him "I hope you like dogs cause I got a pair of sick puppies" as he proceeded to flex his muscles! We were in the horrors laughing at him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hope you have pet insurance? Why? Because your pussys gettin destroyed tonight"
Is it wrong reading that last line of that sent a little pulse through my pussy ...
Think it was because it was you though ..saying it in that sexy accent I remember from phone a fabber ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I was in a nightclub the other night and I hear this chap go up to a lady and say "your friends told me you like bad boys,well I cross the road and don't look both ways" raised quite a few chuckles from myself and the lads and needless to say he got rejected.
What I'd like to know is what are the best, worst or funniest chat up lines you guys have either gotten or recieved.
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Brace yourself Brigid !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hope you have pet insurance? Why? Because your pussys gettin destroyed tonight
Is it wrong reading that last line of that sent a little pulse through my pussy ...
Think it was because it was you though ..saying it in that sexy accent I remember from phone a fabber ! "
oh aye I remember the phone a fabber that was good craic I liked that think we had a nice we convo  |
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By *un_guy_69Man
over a year ago
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A friend of mine used to use the line:-
"Do you fuck on the first date"
Believe it or not it often worked for him, he was a cheeky chappie with a smile that really worked as he said the line. Never seen it to work for anybody else..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was in a bar in London with my sister and over heard a guy say to the woman next to him "I hope you like dogs cause I got a pair of sick puppies" as he proceeded to flex his muscles! We were in the horrors laughing at him "
Wow just wow is all I can say to that one haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me and my mate went down the pub last night and we shared our best chat up lines.
Some of his were so good I nearly went back to his place lmao  "
Brilliant haha , glad I started this there is gold coming out of this coppers won't know what hit it Saturday haha |
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over a year ago
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""Are you retarded? Because you look pretty special to me." I know it's a little politically incorrect but the first time I heard that I pissed myself "
Definitely not pc at all but not gonna lie I laughed reading it  |
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""Are you retarded? Because you look pretty special to me." I know it's a little politically incorrect but the first time I heard that I pissed myself
Definitely not pc at all but not gonna lie I laughed reading it "
Himself used something similar one on me on our second date
Him: you know your really special.
Me: wow that's really sweet
Him: I mean Olympic style
Me: oh! Wait wtf??
still makes me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was your dad a chicken farmer cause he sure showed you how to raise a cock.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
My cock died last night...can I bury it in your arse? |
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Not the most origional but used on me on a couple of occasions 
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