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top lies told here
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'm 100% straight"
"my wife is just in the shower so she cant go on cam"
"im an airline pilot"
"if i say ill turn up then i will"
"im non-pushy"
"looking for women and couples"
"non-smoker"
"ill go and just watch"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favourite one from a 'couple' my wife wants to me to go meet a guy have some fun with him and then organise a meet for the 3 of us. Hardly a single guy under the disguise of a couple profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm well hung
I love to lick all night
I'm mature for my age
I treat everyone with respect
I won't let you down
My body type is athletic or average
I'm 100% single
My girlfriend doesn't mind
I'm tall
I always show up
I prefer big women
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1 I'll travel up/down to you
2 I'm not looking for a gf (week later new gf has nearly moved in)
3 I left bc I got a gf but we've split now so I'm back (and ofc looking for you bc I missed our "chats") |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I swear I'm not a man
That was taken last year
Yea I've loads more lingerie
No I havent been with every guy on fab
I love to swallow
I'm 5 minutes away
Did I not tell you I had a toddler
Did I not tell you my ex is just out of prison and sleeping on my sofa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I swear I'm not a man
That was taken last year
Yea I've loads more lingerie
No I havent been with every guy on fab
I love to swallow
I'm 5 minutes away
Did I not tell you I had a toddler
Did I not tell you my ex is just out of prison and sleeping on my sofa"
lord you have had no luck at all  |
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By *squaredCouple
over a year ago
Dublin/westmeath/kildare |
"Looking for female 18 to 99" - really you would meet an eighty year old from here for fun
"I'm Bi" - you have never played with same
"We are a couple" - guy only
"I'm not pushy" - really 20 mails later
"I know how to please" - yourself yes other hmmmmm
"Hung like a horse" - under microscope maybe
"I love BBW" - well size 16 down
"I'm 100% straight" - guy vreified you
"Once you go black you don't go back" - really must have been wrong group then
"Yes its big can of not small play cans you can get for kids parties" - yes I believe ~~flying pigs~~
"I'm single" - really that's why misses or darling or honey is calling you & your only free during week or strange hours
"I'm 42" - really can you subtract DOB from 2015 & try again or just add decade
"I always go to meets organized" - We must have worst luck at only meeting people who can't
"We would love you to come to party" - hence why you never send/sent information and keep trying to come up with excuses
etc etc etc....
Wow I/we have really heard a lot of them here when you start to think if it. I /we know that there are real people here to we are just going through bad luck phase.
Ms R |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Mrs is working.. sick ... not in mood today ... at the ill kids .. so I can just , blabla. No 1 at couples
one of my kids are surprising sick .. my car broke down .. "it was today..? " ... no reaction & blocked. No 1 at Women
so I count basically more on the real life  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Looking for female 18 to 99" - really you would meet an eighty year old from here for fun
"I'm Bi" - you have never played with same
"We are a couple" - guy only
"I'm not pushy" - really 20 mails later
"I know how to please" - yourself yes other hmmmmm
"Hung like a horse" - under microscope maybe
"I love BBW" - well size 16 down
"I'm 100% straight" - guy vreified you
"Once you go black you don't go back" - really must have been wrong group then
"Yes its big can of not small play cans you can get for kids parties" - yes I believe ~~flying pigs~~
"I'm single" - really that's why misses or darling or honey is calling you & your only free during week or strange hours
"I'm 42" - really can you subtract DOB from 2015 & try again or just add decade
"I always go to meets organized" - We must have worst luck at only meeting people who can't
"We would love you to come to party" - hence why you never send/sent information and keep trying to come up with excuses
etc etc etc....
Wow I/we have really heard a lot of them here when you start to think if it. I /we know that there are real people here to we are just going through bad luck phase.
Ms R"
Is that all?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard a few whoppers in my time to many mention.
And I thought you were straight Biggs!
It's all right, he said HEARD not HAD!"
I must get some glasses!
I copped that after I wrote it......
But thought fuck it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most used lie on here
'Wow !!! U are soooo hot'
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'Sorry not interested in meeting'
By return mail
'Wouldnt fuck u if u were the last heifer left alive you ugly old cow'
Hmmmmmmm its all lies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard a few whoppers in my time to many mention.
And I thought you were straight Biggs!
It's all right, he said HEARD not HAD!
I must get some glasses!
I copped that after I wrote it......
But thought fuck it! "
pmsl ha ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard a few whoppers in my time to many mention.
And I thought you were straight Biggs!
It's all right, he said HEARD not HAD!
I must get some glasses!
I copped that after I wrote it......
But thought fuck it!
pmsl ha ha ha "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Of course the photographs are recent!! Yea if recent means within 10 years
I could name you at least 10 couples profiles using the same pictures they did ten years ago. "
Name that tune! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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U cum straight away but I get hard again about 10 mins later.......
On what clock....
I'm a nice genuine lad, not interested-all the women on this site are ugly and fat anyway...
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