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over a year ago
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Walking around a shopping center at home and hear a buzzing coming from my sportbags. Was the vibe I had got Ms.innocent as a surprise. Battery had been put in so she could use it straight away |
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Was in full flow playing with my partner, needless to say she was gasping and reacting wildly to the particular act I was performing on her.. I reciprocated and went at it harder and faster... when she started slapping me and wheezing I realized she was having a full blown asthma attack  |
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"My 8 year old daughter found Rae's glass dildo....asked Grandpa who has called over what it was...... 
Ohhhhhhh God!!!!!  "
Rae also sent my Mom a text message intended for me, about being hog tied...... My folks are rather straight laced, sensible folk too..... |
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"My 8 year old daughter found Rae's glass dildo....asked Grandpa who has called over what it was...... "
Ooooh that would have been mortifying alright! lol! I won't say how many years ago this happened to me, I was masterbating myself and I made myself cum for the first time & really enjoying, next, my sister had come into the room, she looked at me, I looked at her, she left....a moment later I continued on!! I was having multiples so I couldn't stop nor did I want to!!!
I haven't orgasm'd like that since! lol! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Was in full flow playing with my partner, needless to say she was gasping and reacting wildly to the particular act I was performing on her.. I reciprocated and went at it harder and faster... when she started slapping me and wheezing I realized she was having a full blown asthma attack "
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Standing at a shop counter when my daughter was about 5/6 months old on my hip and trying to get money out and she pulls my whole boob, nipple and everything right out in front of everyone... poor guy at the coounter didnt know what to say...
- mrs xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sent a sexy pic to a guy who's name began with D....only it was the wrong D, I sent it to my Dad. My heart literally stopped beating for a few seconds |
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By *excockMan
over a year ago
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"Standing at a shop counter when my daughter was about 5/6 months old on my hip and trying to get money out and she pulls my whole boob, nipple and everything right out in front of everyone... poor guy at the coounter didnt know what to say...
- mrs xxx"
Lol... prob the best work day he ever had...
It would end up being an urban myth.. no one would believe him lol |
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By *excockMan
over a year ago
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"I sent a sexy pic to a guy who's name began with D....only it was the wrong D, I sent it to my Dad. My heart literally stopped beating for a few seconds "
Oh my god! Lol...
So ull send one to ur dad and you won't even send me one  lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Shopping in local supermarket during summer so was wearing a boobtube dress my eldest then was a year old pulled it down and screamed BOOBIES .. everyone turned to look.. i turned red picked him up and left q shopping trolley full of groceries .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shopping in local supermarket during summer so was wearing a boobtube dress my eldest then was a year old pulled it down and screamed BOOBIES .. everyone turned to look.. i turned red picked him up and left q shopping trolley full of groceries .. "
That's something I de say anyway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Shopping in local supermarket during summer so was wearing a boobtube dress my eldest then was a year old pulled it down and screamed BOOBIES .. everyone turned to look.. i turned red picked him up and left q shopping trolley full of groceries .. "
Wish I was in the shop that day... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shopping in local supermarket during summer so was wearing a boobtube dress my eldest then was a year old pulled it down and screamed BOOBIES .. everyone turned to look.. i turned red picked him up and left q shopping trolley full of groceries ..
Wish I was in the shop that day... "
Indeed!!! lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Shopping with my brother on xmas eve in Clinton cards standing in que of about 20 people, brother walks outside and rings my phone, witch the ring tone was jingle bells jingle bells suck on my cock! Fucker set it as my ring tone was pissing himself laughing, aul dolls didn't seem to find it too funny |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Ok guys..
getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!
Vibrator is ok...
But the strapon raised a eyebrow "
23 u say interesting very interesting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok guys..
getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!
Vibrator is ok...
But the strapon raised a eyebrow
23 u say interesting very interesting "
Down boy...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Bought one of ann summers sweetheart vibes. Mmmmmmmm. Forgot i had popped it into my handbag in a hurry. My mother sat on the handbag and nearly jumped out of her skin. Ur bag is buzzzing she yelps. Redfaced and mortified i said oh thats my phone vibrating lol. Thank god she never copped that my phone was actually in my hand pmsl
Ms innocent |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Ok guys..
getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!
Vibrator is ok...
But the strapon raised a eyebrow
23 u say interesting very interesting
Down boy... "
A son for a daughter theres a foursome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok guys..
getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!
Vibrator is ok...
But the strapon raised a eyebrow
23 u say interesting very interesting
Down boy...
A son for a daughter theres a foursome "
Okay...Okay...You win!!
You leave the daughter out of it ill leave the son...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok guys..
getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!
Vibrator is ok...
But the strapon raised a eyebrow
23 u say interesting very interesting
Down boy... "
Had the exact same thought....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok guys..
getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!
Vibrator is ok...
But the strapon raised a eyebrow
23 u say interesting very interesting
Down boy...
Had the exact same thought.... "
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr....BOYS!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok guys..
getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!
Vibrator is ok...
But the strapon raised a eyebrow
23 u say interesting very interesting
Down boy...
A son for a daughter theres a foursome
Okay...Okay...You win!!
You leave the daughter out of it ill leave the son... "
Oh annie u backed down too easy for him...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only just 2 hours ago I was on the phone with sky signing up for internet after I say down and was looking at fab on the phone and son (20),asks me who I was talking to I answer while I'm still looking at the phone
"Fabswingers"
Oops |
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By *excockMan
over a year ago
waterford |
"Only just 2 hours ago I was on the phone with sky signing up for internet after I say down and was looking at fab on the phone and son (20),asks me who I was talking to I answer while I'm still looking at the phone
"Fabswingers"
Oops "
O.m.g. lol... what did he say??
I always have to concentrate when I write the word come...in case it comes out cum!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok guys..
getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!
Vibrator is ok...
But the strapon raised a eyebrow
23 u say interesting very interesting
Down boy...
Had the exact same thought....
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr....BOYS!!!! "
What ever about Cj, I'm heaps respectable.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Only just 2 hours ago I was on the phone with sky signing up for internet after I say down and was looking at fab on the phone and son (20),asks me who I was talking to I answer while I'm still looking at the phone
"Fabswingers"
Oops
O.m.g. lol... what did he say??
I always have to concentrate when I write the word come...in case it comes out cum!! "
he rolled the eyes and said no who where you talking to not who are you texting |
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By *excockMan
over a year ago
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"Only just 2 hours ago I was on the phone with sky signing up for internet after I say down and was looking at fab on the phone and son (20),asks me who I was talking to I answer while I'm still looking at the phone
"Fabswingers"
Oops
O.m.g. lol... what did he say??
I always have to concentrate when I write the word come...in case it comes out cum!!
he rolled the eyes and said no who where you talking to not who are you texting "
Lol... so it looks like he knows |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Only just 2 hours ago I was on the phone with sky signing up for internet after I say down and was looking at fab on the phone and son (20),asks me who I was talking to I answer while I'm still looking at the phone
"Fabswingers"
Oops
O.m.g. lol... what did he say??
I always have to concentrate when I write the word come...in case it comes out cum!!
he rolled the eyes and said no who where you talking to not who are you texting
Lol... so it looks like he knows "
I knew they knew but it's just unspoken lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Only just 2 hours ago I was on the phone with sky signing up for internet after I say down and was looking at fab on the phone and son (20),asks me who I was talking to I answer while I'm still looking at the phone
"Fabswingers"
Oops
O.m.g. lol... what did he say??
I always have to concentrate when I write the word come...in case it comes out cum!!
he rolled the eyes and said no who where you talking to not who are you texting
Lol... so it looks like he knows "
Indeed FUCK!!! lol! |
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Oldest girl found my wand I told her it was a massage thing told me it's like a microphone.
Youngest comes down with my pink Ann summers dress mummy can I wear this. Do you like dressing up dresses too |
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"Only just 2 hours ago I was on the phone with sky signing up for internet after I say down and was looking at fab on the phone and son (20),asks me who I was talking to I answer while I'm still looking at the phone
"Fabswingers"
Oops "
ha us that's hilarious. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok guys..
getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!
Vibrator is ok...
But the strapon raised a eyebrow
23 u say interesting very interesting
Down boy...
A son for a daughter theres a foursome
Okay...Okay...You win!!
You leave the daughter out of it ill leave the son...
Oh annie u backed down too easy for him...lol"
I know...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oldest girl found my wand I told her it was a massage thing told me it's like a microphone.
Youngest comes down with my pink Ann summers dress mummy can I wear this. Do you like dressing up dresses too "
Like mother like daughter...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahhhhhh the best post here in ages
Makes u laugh the think where s my such a thing hidden "
I think after the past few days it's needed!!
Fun...The way Fab should be |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahhhhhh the best post here in ages
Makes u laugh the think where s my such a thing hidden
I think after the past few days it's needed!!
Fun...The way Fab should be "
much needed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Standing at a shop counter when my daughter was about 5/6 months old on my hip and trying to get money out and she pulls my whole boob, nipple and everything right out in front of everyone... poor guy at the coounter didnt know what to say...
- mrs xxx
Lol... prob the best work day he ever had...
It would end up being an urban myth.. no one would believe him lol"
Haha!! That probably is what it turned into :p the other people in the shop were probably witnesses he'll never find! Hehe xx |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Ok guys..
getting mails about age of my daughter she's 23 so she kinda knows what they are!
Vibrator is ok...
But the strapon raised a eyebrow
23 u say interesting very interesting
Down boy...
A son for a daughter theres a foursome
Okay...Okay...You win!!
You leave the daughter out of it ill leave the son...
Oh annie u backed down too easy for him...lol
I know...
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Awe I was getting all excited not but u did start it |
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By *excockMan
over a year ago
waterford |
"Standing at a shop counter when my daughter was about 5/6 months old on my hip and trying to get money out and she pulls my whole boob, nipple and everything right out in front of everyone... poor guy at the coounter didnt know what to say...
- mrs xxx
Lol... prob the best work day he ever had...
It would end up being an urban myth.. no one would believe him lol
Haha!! That probably is what it turned into :p the other people in the shop were probably witnesses he'll never find! Hehe xx"
Lol... a bit like the loch ness monster.. but with nipple |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Oldest girl found my wand I told her it was a massage thing told me it's like a microphone.
Youngest comes down with my pink Ann summers dress mummy can I wear this. Do you like dressing up dresses too
Like mother like daughter...
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Do u think
OK I'll stop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My sister has seen some of my sexy texts I sent to a particular somebody, not anybody on here.....she wasn't impressed! lol! I haven't left my phone lying about since! lol! She's very nosy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had my wee lad who was down stairs in the brothers apartment so I thought it was a good time for a quickie little did I know hed decided to come back up. Heard him giggling looking through the crack of the door. Dont think 2 people have ever bolted so fast |
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By *rsmith21Man
over a year ago
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A few years ago me and a girl I was seeing went to Liverpool for the weekend while we were over we went into ann summers and bought a pair of handcuffs all was fine until we were flying home and the security puller her when her bag went trough the X-ray machine, apprently you can't bring hand cuffs on to a plane, she was mortified when they took the handcuff out of her bag in front the whole que and me laughing didn't help either |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Before I got married I decided to do the right thing and confess my sins,I tried to tip toe over the naughty bits...
But the priest was having none of it....
He wanted to know how many "boys" I *kissed (..
How many "girls" I *kissed*...
I heard him moan more than once.
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Durty bugger |
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By *excockMan
over a year ago
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"Before I got married I decided to do the right thing and confess my sins,I tried to tip toe over the naughty bits...
But the priest was having none of it....
He wanted to know how many "boys" I *kissed (..
How many "girls" I *kissed*...
I heard him moan more than once.
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Durty bugger "
Lol... lucky bugger more like |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Before I got married I decided to do the right thing and confess my sins,I tried to tip toe over the naughty bits...
But the priest was having none of it....
He wanted to know how many "boys" I *kissed (..
How many "girls" I *kissed*...
I heard him moan more than once.
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Durty bugger "
The dirty piece of shit more like...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Good while back an ex and me were doing it in her parents house I was lying on my back holding onto the metal rail headboard.
Was really enjoying it body tensed up when I came and then realised I had bent the bloody headboard towards me.
We made more noise trying to bend it back the opposite way before we were caught!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense
Oh yes, she hasn't told us what she did when she came across her boss!! lol! "
I keep checking...lol |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense
Oh yes, she hasn't told us what she did when she came across her boss!! lol!
Did she cum across him
your Bould!!!! Pmsl... "
U only finding that out now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shopping with my brother on xmas eve in Clinton cards standing in que of about 20 people, brother walks outside and rings my phone, witch the ring tone was jingle bells jingle bells suck on my cock! Fucker set it as my ring tone was pissing himself laughing, aul dolls didn't seem to find it too funny "
He he |
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I had a tough month in work a good while back so my line manager had received a complimentary letter about my work and emailed me it to cheer me up.
I replied
"Thank you for the anal earlier, it was brilliant and really made my day so much better let's hope for some more! ."
bloody predictive text. .... He has never looked at me in the same way again |
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A few weeks back had to get my da to accept a new bed delivery as i was in work, after blaming the breaking of my old one on my young one bouncing on it, which he didnt buy lol came home to find a number of anal toys i thought lost lined up by the new bed |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense "
He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense
He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously."
Not even a wink and a nudge nudge  |
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My girlfriend in college was 4 foot 11 and the first girl I ever brought home. It was the 90's and long hippy chick dresses were in style which she used to wear. I put hers for the craic and it came down to my knees...I went down to breakfast wearing it just to see my parents reaction. |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense
He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously.
Not even a wink and a nudge nudge "
No. Private life completely separate but his wife thought it was kinky and had me over again |
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense
He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously.
Not even a wink and a nudge nudge
No. Private life completely separate but his wife thought it was kinky and had me over again"
Lol...I like the wife |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense
He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously.
Not even a wink and a nudge nudge
No. Private life completely separate but his wife thought it was kinky and had me over again
Lol...I like the wife "
lol! Were you not mortified Nikki when you saw your boss at first! lol! |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
Limavady |
"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense
He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously.
Not even a wink and a nudge nudge
No. Private life completely separate but his wife thought it was kinky and had me over again
Lol...I like the wife
lol! Were you not mortified Nikki when you saw your boss at first! lol! "
Yes. He was mortified as well but it's funny in retrospect |
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense
He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously.
Not even a wink and a nudge nudge
No. Private life completely separate but his wife thought it was kinky and had me over again
Lol...I like the wife
lol! Were you not mortified Nikki when you saw your boss at first! lol!
Yes. He was mortified as well but it's funny in retrospect "
Is he good looking!!? lol! |
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"Nikki...What a time to go off line and leave us all I suspense
He and I did what his wife told us and I found that he was rather well endowed and she was quite adept with a paddle! Never mentioned it at work obviously.
Not even a wink and a nudge nudge
No. Private life completely separate but his wife thought it was kinky and had me over again
Lol...I like the wife
lol! Were you not mortified Nikki when you saw your boss at first! lol!
Yes. He was mortified as well but it's funny in retrospect
Is he good looking!!? lol! "
I bet bumping into each other at work gets him all hot and bothered now... |
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To expand on Freddies earlier post about his 8 yr old asking her grandad "what's this" whilst waving the glass dildo in his face, his dad told her it was "just a toy".... WHO THE FUCK tells an 8yr old girl that a glass dildo is a toy?!?! Obviously she will want to know how the hell you play with it?!?!?! At that point I took it off her and said it was an ornament, avoided eye contact with my father in law and just opened the door..... |
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"To expand on Freddies earlier post about his 8 yr old asking her grandad "what's this" whilst waving the glass dildo in his face, his dad told her it was "just a toy".... WHO THE FUCK tells an 8yr old girl that a glass dildo is a toy?!?! Obviously she will want to know how the hell you play with it?!?!?! At that point I took it off her and said it was an ornament, avoided eye contact with my father in law and just opened the door....."
It's a paper weight!! lol! |
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"To expand on Freddies earlier post about his 8 yr old asking her grandad "what's this" whilst waving the glass dildo in his face, his dad told her it was "just a toy".... WHO THE FUCK tells an 8yr old girl that a glass dildo is a toy?!?! Obviously she will want to know how the hell you play with it?!?!?! At that point I took it off her and said it was an ornament, avoided eye contact with my father in law and just opened the door.....
It's a paper weight!! lol! "
Pmsl...love it!!! |
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Awhile back Mr no pants was going to England with his father for a family funeral. Missing him i decided to send him a little video of me striping and saying "Hey Sexy".Only when i sent it his dad had his phone and opened it ... spent the rest of the weekend calling mr no pants "Hey sexy" in my voice |
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"Awhile back Mr no pants was going to England with his father for a family funeral. Missing him i decided to send him a little video of me striping and saying "Hey Sexy".Only when i sent it his dad had his phone and opened it ... spent the rest of the weekend calling mr no pants "Hey sexy" in my voice "
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got called out to a boiler .. The pipes were banging and needed bleeding...upon inspection found the tenants Vibrator had fallen down the back and switched it self on..... One very red faced Tennant. .....One very happy me.....lol |
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......
Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!
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Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters! |
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......
Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!
Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters! "
Yep, went back a week later when she came back from hospital! |
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our daughter arrived up recently and gave her mum a pair of knee high,high heeled black pvc boots saying "you could wear these at one of your "parties"mum. |
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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago
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"our daughter arrived up recently and gave her mum a pair of knee high,high heeled black pvc boots saying "you could wear these at one of your "parties"mum. "
Kids today ,,,have no respect for their parents lol |
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......
Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!
Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters! "
PMSL!!! weak!!! |
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......
Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!
Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters!
PMSL!!! weak!!! "
Of course!! lol! Who cares about the girl who had the fit... |
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......
Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!
Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters!
PMSL!!! weak!!!
Of course!! lol! Who cares about the girl who had the fit... "
I'm bad!!! |
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......
Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!
Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters!
PMSL!!! weak!!!
Of course!! lol! Who cares about the girl who had the fit...
I'm bad!!! "
You make me pmsl!! Apparently he went back for more, I presume she didn't have a fit 2nd time round! |
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......
Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!
Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters!
PMSL!!! weak!!!
Of course!! lol! Who cares about the girl who had the fit...
I'm bad!!!
You make me pmsl!! Apparently he went back for more, I presume she didn't have a fit 2nd time round! "
Apparently |
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......
Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!
Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters!
PMSL!!! weak!!!
Of course!! lol! Who cares about the girl who had the fit...
I'm bad!!!
You make me pmsl!! Apparently he went back for more, I presume she didn't have a fit 2nd time round!
Apparently "
Oooooooh Nooooooo! |
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"Met up with someone and was having some 'fun', thought she was having the orgasm of her life!!!......
Nah, she was epileptic and having a fit!
Still, you had your fun and that's all that matters!
PMSL!!! weak!!!
Of course!! lol! Who cares about the girl who had the fit...
I'm bad!!!
You make me pmsl!! Apparently he went back for more, I presume she didn't have a fit 2nd time round!
Apparently
Oooooooh Nooooooo! "
I think I'd have a fit if I was with the Foo a Whuuusssshhhhhiiiiinnnnnggggggggggg one |
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