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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I put on a pair of jeans (narrow straight leg) I hadn't worn in ages last night, didn't bother checking the pockets. Was out on the tiles and some girl asked me had I crapped myself.. I asked why and she pointed out a big dirty brown stain all down the back of them. I was mortified. I out my hand in the arse pocket and what did I find? An old twirl bar all melted and crushed.. Like my confidence.

FML.

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By *ublinmeathmanMan  over a year ago

clonee

great excuse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's always about the poo with you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Scatman, Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Scatman, Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I put on a pair of jeans (narrow straight leg) I hadn't worn in ages last night, didn't bother checking the pockets. Was out on the tiles and some girl asked me had I crapped myself.. I asked why and she pointed out a big dirty brown stain all down the back of them. I was mortified. I out my hand in the arse pocket and what did I find? An old twirl bar all melted and crushed.. Like my confidence.

FML."

What a waste she should have licked those jeans clean...women these days eh..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol another cracker!

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By *ublinmeathmanMan  over a year ago

clonee

poo poo here comes the bull shit train poo poo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Scatman, Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub."

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

God be with the days when a good labradoodle would lick that off as part of a foreplay routine.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman  over a year ago

My town


"God be with the days when a good labradoodle would lick that off as part of a foreplay routine. "
ha ha Michael

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