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A smurfs height is measured in apples
Only 20% of the Sahara desert is covered in sand
There are 3 different sorts of twilight, civil, nautical and astromical
Mr Tumbles da wrote well known pervert cliff richards eurovision entry power to all our friends
Yul Brynner was born in Vladivostock
John Lennon co-wrote David Bowie first US number 1 Fame
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It is commonly thought that a "twat" is a noun to describe a pregnant goldfish.However a goldfish can't be impregnated and this definition of the word has never appeared in a respectable dictionary |
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If you feed the rind of a rasher to a duck it comes out of the other end undigested. ...hence if you tie a lot of rinds together and have your ducks in a row and then tie the ends of the rinds you have an unending string of ducks....  |
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That Mick Jagger sang backing vocals on 'your so vain' by Carly Simon.
That there is a difference in the size of a kilobyte depending upon weather it is prefixed by 'KB' or 'kB'.
That goats will eat whole cashmere jumpers given a chance.
That old clock faces used radioactive element radium to glow.
That organic food and gluten free food (to non-coeliacs) is scientifically proven to have no additional health benefit
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"That sweetcorn looks exactly the same after it has passed through the human digestive system. It tastes completely different though  "
That's..... Boke! 
Brian O'Driscoll taught us all that a tomato is a fruit! |
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A jiffy is an actual unit of time, not just an expression.
In computer engineering, it is the length of one cycle of the computer's system clock (around 10 milliseconds). In chemistry and physics, a jiffy is the amount of time it takes light to travel a distance of one centimeter — about 33.3564 picoseconds. |
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By *umpsMan
over a year ago
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In the of the 16th century in Boston it was illegal to celebrate Xmas..
Decorating the Xmas tree first came from Germany... Where they used to decorate the tree in winter to brighten up the dark gloomy days.
Santa travels at 4,796,250 MPH so he delivers presents around the world in a new day... Lucky for him with different times zones he has 31 hours to do this.
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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The distance between the earth and sun is 93 million miles. If you drew a map to scale with the earth and sun 1 inch apart,so 1 inch equals 93 million miles,the next nearest star to us on this map is 7 miles away.
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"Trim castle was used as all 5 castles in braveheart.
It was built in the 12th century by Hugh De Lacy and his son Walter and took 30yrs to build."
And a lot of the scenes were filmed in Kippure Estate near the Wicklow Mountains |
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By *rian78Man
over a year ago
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"Trim castle was used as all 5 castles in braveheart.
It was built in the 12th century by Hugh De Lacy and his son Walter and took 30yrs to build.
And a lot of the scenes were filmed in Kippure Estate near the Wicklow Mountains "
And Longshanks castle was bective abbey just out side Trim |
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"Depending on the brand of toilet paper you use to wipe your arse, the fecal matter can travel through up to 10 layers "
On a related note, floaters only occur when you're visiting someone else's house Sometimes you don't get invited back  |
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A British company has produced a "strange, alien" material so black that it absorbs all but 0.035 per cent of visual light, setting a new world record. To stare at the "super black" coating made of carbon nanotubes – each 10,000 times thinner than a human hair – is an odd experience. It is so dark that the human eye cannot understand what it is seeing. Shapes and contours are lost, leaving nothing but an apparent abyss. |
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"A British company has produced a "strange, alien" material so black that it absorbs all but 0.035 per cent of visual light, setting a new world record. To stare at the "super black" coating made of carbon nanotubes – each 10,000 times thinner than a human hair – is an odd experience. It is so dark that the human eye cannot understand what it is seeing. Shapes and contours are lost, leaving nothing but an apparent abyss."
That's abyssmal |
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"A British company has produced a "strange, alien" material so black that it absorbs all but 0.035 per cent of visual light, setting a new world record. To stare at the "super black" coating made of carbon nanotubes – each 10,000 times thinner than a human hair – is an odd experience. It is so dark that the human eye cannot understand what it is seeing. Shapes and contours are lost, leaving nothing but an apparent abyss.
That's abyssmal "
I have this kind of paint in my wallet in this days  deep abyss |
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"A British company has produced a "strange, alien" material so black that it absorbs all but 0.035 per cent of visual light, setting a new world record. To stare at the "super black" coating made of carbon nanotubes – each 10,000 times thinner than a human hair – is an odd experience. It is so dark that the human eye cannot understand what it is seeing. Shapes and contours are lost, leaving nothing but an apparent abyss.
That's abyssmal
I have this kind of paint in my wallet in this days deep abyss"
Can they make clothing from it I wonder?, that would look weird. |
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"If you put a siamese cat in the fridge it will go brown.
Or the microwave lol 
Ding ding dinners ready!!  "
Lmfao. Think anything with a heartbeat would change colour in d microwave |
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"If you put a siamese cat in the fridge it will go brown.
Or the microwave lol
lol I don't know which is worse only that they both sound cruel! "
You could put the cat in the microwave...then put the microwave in the fridge
I wonder what would happen?... here kitty kitty... |
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