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over a year ago
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I love a good Paddy irish man joke. Even though some will say it's stereotypical. But sure if u can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at.
What's your favourite??  |
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Paddy irish man was going for a job as a priest anyway the bishop says u must answer 3 questions to get the job.
Question1. What is Damascus?paddy replies that is easy its bleach that kills 100% germs.
Question2. Who was born in a stable?Oh paddy replies Red Rum.
So the bishop was shocked heres the final question hes asks.
Question3.What happend when Jesus and disciples went to mount olive? Oh that a simple one paddy says sure popeye beat the shit out of them.
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"Paddy irish man was going for a job as a priest anyway the bishop says u must answer 3 questions to get the job.
Question1. What is Damascus?paddy replies that is easy its bleach that kills 100% germs.
Question2. Who was born in a stable?Oh paddy replies Red Rum.
So the bishop was shocked heres the final question hes asks.
Question3.What happend when Jesus and disciples went to mount olive? Oh that a simple one paddy says sure popeye beat the shit out of them.
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I like that one!! Funny and smutty |
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"Paddy irish man was going for a job as a priest anyway the bishop says u must answer 3 questions to get the job.
Question1. What is Damascus?paddy replies that is easy its bleach that kills 100% germs.
Question2. Who was born in a stable?Oh paddy replies Red Rum.
So the bishop was shocked heres the final question hes asks.
Question3.What happend when Jesus and disciples went to mount olive? Oh that a simple one paddy says sure popeye beat the shit out of them.
I like that one!! Funny and smutty "
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My own personal favourite is...
Paddy and Murphy are walking to the pub and find 3 hand grenades.
Paddy says to Murphy "We should take these to the police station"
Murphy says "What if one explodes?"
Paddy says "We will tell them we only found two!"  |
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"My own personal favourite is...
Paddy and Murphy are walking to the pub and find 3 hand grenades.
Paddy says to Murphy "We should take these to the police station"
Murphy says "What if one explodes?"
Paddy says "We will tell them we only found two!" "
ha ha ha very good. |
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ya cant beat a good irish gag n thats what makes the irish so ameanable the fact they love thier jokes n dint take offence by em....well done all a ya well done |
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"ya cant beat a good irish gag n thats what makes the irish so ameanable the fact they love thier jokes n dint take offence by em....well done all a ya well done"
We take the piss out of ourselves all the time! |
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paddy was watching babestation anyway he rings the number at the bottom off the screen.What can i do for for u sexy the lady ask?. Paddy u wouldnt mind jumping behind the couch there sexy.The lady confused and asked why that sexy?.Paddy replies me wife is comming down the stairs and i cant find the fecking remote. |
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Paddy goes for a job interview as a Blacksmith.
Blacksmith “Paddy do you have any experience”?
Paddy “What do you mean by experience”?
Blacksmith “Well Paddy, have you ever shoed a horse”?
Paddy “No...but I once told a donkey to fuck off”!!!
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"Paddy goes for a job interview as a Blacksmith.
Blacksmith “Paddy do you have any experience”?
Paddy “What do you mean by experience”?
Blacksmith “Well Paddy, have you ever shoed a horse”?
Paddy “No...but I once told a donkey to fuck off”!!!
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Paddy is in the pub having a few jars with the lads. Knows the wife will be getting mad so he txts her
"Hello darlin, just down having a quick pint. Be home in half an hour. If I'm not then just read this message again". |
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Biggest Paddy Joke Ever !!! Paddy The Builder and Paddy the Banker went on a wild session in Vegas gambled the lot even some money they borrowed from Paddy the Germany . Then Enda the Paddy said fuck it the rest of you paddies will have to pay all that money back and the funniest thing of all we did without a whimper |
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Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman & Paddy Irishman are in a jeep in the desert when it breaks down miles from anywhere but they decide to hike it back to the last place they were at.
Paddy Englishman reaches in the back and grabs the water,
"I'll take this for when we get thirsty"
Paddy Scotsman goes to the boot and takes the parasol,
"I'll bring this to keep the sun off us"
Paddy Irishman starts kicking at one of the doors, swinging it back and forth before ripping it off it's hinges
".... and if it gets too hot I'll wind down the windows!!" |
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