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useful lines for the 6th and over the festive season
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By *auraxx OP Woman
over a year ago
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Taken from a well known site...
1. ”Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
2. *Hold mistletoe above head* “How did that get there?!” Subtle, very subtle.
3. ”Apart from me, what else have you asked Santa for?”
4. a) ”Would you like to pull my cracker”.
b) ”If you need a hand pulling your cracker, I’ve got two”.
5. ”Would you like me to tinsel your Christmas balls?"
6. ”If you were a gift underneath my Christmas tree I wouldn’t be long unwrapping you”.
7. ”Can I be a merry gentleman and offer you my coat? It looks like reindeer…”.
8. ”Fancy a trip to Lapland?”
9. ”I noticed there’s no open fire, but I’ll be happy to warm your chestnuts”
10. ”Excuse me, shouldn’t you be on top of my tree?”
11. ”You have beautiful/massive baubles”.
12. ”There is no room at the Inn let’s take this back to the manger?”
13. a) ”You’re the perfect stocking filler.”
b) “I have a present for you, can I put it in your stocking?”
14. ”Shall I introduce you to Santa’s little helper?”
15. ”There is a ticket to my North Pole with your name on it.”
16. “Santa knows if you’ve been bad or good, so just be bad and be good at it.”
17. “You’re a real cracker… and I’m good at pulling.”
18. ”There is a tree somewhere nearby that must be missing an Angel.”
19. “You can hurry down my chimney any night.”
20. ”Get your coat, it’s freezing outside… and you’ve pulled.”
Ok, ok, they're so awful.....
Anyone got any better ones?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol I like them! I love a cheesy funny chat up line 
some of them are so cheesy...they're cream cheese....and i know no one does better then Ollie for cheese
Apples "
Lol but they are good for a laugh! As long as the lad is saying them meaning to be funny and not actually meaning them - that's creepy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im going with the old reliable of " wanna fuck" and im bringing a stack of cock pics and going to be throwing them at women lol"
Is this why you were in my dream last night Laid!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im going with the old reliable of " wanna fuck" and im bringing a stack of cock pics and going to be throwing them at women lol"
You signing those cock pics  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im going with the old reliable of " wanna fuck" and im bringing a stack of cock pics and going to be throwing them at women lol"
Going to bring a A4 sheet of paper with the header of block list and your name is going on it if you throw one at Ms.innocent laid |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"im going with the old reliable of " wanna fuck" and im bringing a stack of cock pics and going to be throwing them at women lol
Is this why you were in my dream last night Laid!! "
it must have been a nightmare if I was in it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some good ones there. My fave:
(drops ice cube and stands on it).... Now weve broken the ice, do you want to take it to the next level......
I like it! !  "
This is a cool one!!! lol! |
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