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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple over a year ago

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So what has to be the best 'ice breaker' line ever delivered to u?

Or even the worst?

Tina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get your coat luv, you've pulled"

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple over a year ago

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""Get your coat luv, you've pulled""

Yea i've had that one. Or the "great legs what time do they open".

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By *urph6969Man over a year ago

armagh

When you taking me out and makeing a fuss over me?

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By *aid backMan over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"does this smell of chloroform to you ? "

"GET IN THE VAN"

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

There's a mirror in your panties. ..I can see myself in them.

... and funnily enough there wasn't!

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple over a year ago

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"There's a mirror in your panties. ..I can see myself in them.

... and funnily enough there wasn't!

have to say I've never heard that one before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blind man walking past fishnchip shop..."Hello Ladies"

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple over a year ago

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"Blind man walking past fishnchip shop..."Hello Ladies"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So...ladies what about you lot, what seals the deal, the looks or the confidence with which the chat up line is delivered ??

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple over a year ago

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple over a year ago

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"So...ladies what about you lot, what seals the deal, the looks or the confidence with which the chat up line is delivered ??"

The chat up line delivered to the eyes instead of the tits is a bonus

Tina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you were my homework i"d be doing you wright now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Homework is like sex I do it best on my own in my bed

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By *arky90Couple over a year ago

Killarney

Most recent mail was "want a toyboy" not even a "hello" lol

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By *unduo000Couple over a year ago

In and around

Got a message the other day saying

"If I was a punter I'd pay extremely good money to be in your presence alone."

Not sure wether to be insulted or flattered but it made me laugh.

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By *aughtyTippcpl OP Couple over a year ago

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"Most recent mail was "want a toyboy" not even a "hello" lol"

Yea we keep getting that one too lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Heard it being used and saw it work!

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By *illow1972Man over a year ago

Naas

Fancy snacking on a bit of this?

Always works.

Always.

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