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Funny sayings

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Post a funny saying. . . eg. . . Now your suckin diesel. . . or Suck a golf ball through a garden hose. . .or Suck the chrome of a ball hitch. . etc. . .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thats quare savage lad" saying from my home town

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In cork if you say " I will ya '

it actually means I'm never going to say yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Couldn't stop a pig in a ginnel'

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By *cjoyCouple over a year ago

Galway

'Id ate the arse off a nun trough a convent gate'

Miss McJoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

She has hips for breeding. . .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Discussing a dodgy vehicle "that yoke has had more hits than the Beatles"

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan over a year ago

Waterford

"Discussing a dodgy vehicle "that yoke has had more hits than the Beatles""

He's tighter than a ducks arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The tide wouldn't take ya out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your funny but your face beats ye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take the eye ball out of your head and come back for the eye lash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you'd give an anadin a headache

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get him in get him out get him home get him washed . I'll let ye make yer own mind up about what it means

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So mane(mean) he'd peel an orange in his pocket. . .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drive her like you're late for mass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drive her like ya stole it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

While pleasuring a lady ! Tell her "that's the way your sister likes it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Discussing a head melter:

The best part of him ran down his ma's leg

He's the load his ma should have swallowed

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan over a year ago

Waterford

As sure footed as a mountain prostitute

Although I may have made that up

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By *ickirishallsortsMan over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"The greatest thing about the internet, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." - George Washington.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll hit him so hard and fast he'll catch pneumonia from the wind of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

here's a Geordie one for ya...

use to neither man nor beast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do ya like fruit. We here taste my cock it a peach.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

( I'm feelin ) As fuckin rough as a bears arse !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yer Ma's your Da!! Classic lol

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By *p for anything anytimeMan over a year ago

belfast

She would suck the rust off a towbar

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By *ickirishallsortsMan over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"yer Ma's your Da!! Classic lol"

Your mother cooks socks in hell!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yer Ma's your Da!! Classic lol

Your mother cooks socks in hell!

Think you mean "Your Mother sucks cocks in hell??

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By *aid backMan over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I wouldn't ride her in to battle or I wouldn't ride her if she had pedals lol

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By *ickirishallsortsMan over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"yer Ma's your Da!! Classic lol

Your mother cooks socks in hell!

Think you mean "Your Mother sucks cocks in hell??"

Nope, I meant what I said!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That boils my piss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know lots but here is one

I am so hungry I could eat the arse of a low flying duck.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there is more finger prints on her ass.than whats in scotlandyard

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By *oughandCurvyCouple over a year ago

galway

She has a face like a well chewed toffee!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She has a face like a well slapped arse

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By *oughandCurvyCouple over a year ago

galway

She has a face on her like a badly wired plug!

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By *rishsteveMan over a year ago

carlow

She has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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By *ergio1975Man over a year ago

Clonee MH / D

Re a very horny girl "you couldnt keep the ball pucked into her"

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