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So Mickey Mouse goes to court trying to get a divorce from Minnie Mouse. He meets up with the judge and the judge says, "Sorry Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she's fucking crazy." Mickey goes, "I didn't say she's fucking crazy, I said she's fucking goofy."  |
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"So Mickey Mouse goes to court trying to get a divorce from Minnie Mouse. He meets up with the judge and the judge says, "Sorry Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she's fucking crazy." Mickey goes, "I didn't say she's fucking crazy, I said she's fucking goofy." "
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were an arse I would fuck it!" |
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A mother went into Smyths Toy Store to buy her daughter a new Barbie doll. The shop assistant pointed out a few options and said all dolls are 9.99 like Driving Barbie and Hairdressing Barbie etc. Then she pointed to a Barbie on the top shelf and said this Barbie is 49.99.
The mother enquired why the massive difference in prices.
The shop assistant explained this is Divorce Barbie and comes with half Kens house, his car, his horse and half his bank account lol |
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