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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Were ever just walking around like a zombie...this morning I get up go to press make my coffee gave it a stir gasping for it...take a slurp...and  i used gravy instead. Manky.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Were ever just walking around like a zombie...this morning I get up go to press make my coffee gave it a stir gasping for it...take a slurp...and i used gravy instead. Manky. "
Little Lol!
Instead of a biccy, dunk a chicken leg in it for ellevensies! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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poor CC that's horrible when you're like that
I do all kinds of things like that - pouring oats into my coffee, pouring milk into the kettle!!! heating oats without the milk in the microwave...
I've forgotten to put the milk back into the fridge and instead brought it into the shower with me  |
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"Were ever just walking around like a zombie...this morning I get up go to press make my coffee gave it a stir gasping for it...take a slurp...and i used gravy instead. Manky. "
I once put mayonnaise on top of a irish coffee instead off cream  |
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"Were ever just walking around like a zombie...this morning I get up go to press make my coffee gave it a stir gasping for it...take a slurp...and i used gravy instead. Manky.
I once put mayonnaise on top of a irish coffee instead off cream "
Did you taste it? |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Not just in the mornings I was doing a job for a lady when she offered me a coffee as u do I said yes, she were chatting as she made the coffee I was engrossed in my work (lies I was perving her ass)any way she handed me the coffee milked and sugared I took a sip and near spst it in her face bistro at its best I could only laugh at her mortification  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A woman in work asked me what time it was ages ago. She had a yoghurt in her hand. I was that tired I kept telling her it was strawberry and couldn't understand why she was looking at me so strangely   |
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"Were ever just walking around like a zombie...this morning I get up go to press make my coffee gave it a stir gasping for it...take a slurp...and i used gravy instead. Manky.
I once put mayonnaise on top of a irish coffee instead off cream
Did you taste it?"
unfortunately yes  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used mouthwash on my face instead of cleanser last week and I'm forever putting hairspray under my arms instead of deodorant... morning is a difficult time for me lol "
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