"Anyone ever get a really itchy bum hole in public? I'd kill my grandmother just to give it a good scratch but you can't.
Grrrrrr."
Billy connolly used to do a skit about that. He reckoned the best way to deal with it was to say in a loud voice "I've got an incredibly itchy bum. I think I'll scratch it!"
Give that a go and let us know what happens  |
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Worms!!!! Worms!!!!! I know thats what my mother always said in an attempt to stop us from scratching our posteriors 
if we even tried to pull our undies a little to alleviate the irritation we were promptly dosed with the most noxious pink substance |
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"Anyone ever get a really itchy bum hole in public? I'd kill my grandmother just to give it a good scratch but you can't.
Grrrrrr.
Billy connolly used to do a skit about that. He reckoned the best way to deal with it was to say in a loud voice "I've got an incredibly itchy bum. I think I'll scratch it!"
Give that a go and let us know what happens "
It's about as subtle as the itchy bum dance  |
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"Is a bit like when your knickers go up your ass and your dying to adjust them. ... and can't  "
My satin knickers almost fell down in public one day ....I had to do a wiggle dance to get them up again before they ended up round my ankles..... A little too big and very slippy me thinks lol  |
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"Is a bit like when your knickers go up your ass and your dying to adjust them. ... and can't
My satin knickers almost fell down in public one day ....I had to do a wiggle dance to get them up again before they ended up round my ankles..... A little too big and very slippy me thinks lol "
now that would be mortifying! ! |
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"Is a bit like when your knickers go up your ass and your dying to adjust them. ... and can't
My satin knickers almost fell down in public one day ....I had to do a wiggle dance to get them up again before they ended up round my ankles..... A little too big and very slippy me thinks lol
now that would be mortifying! ! "
Not mortifying for the onlookers
I've now got a picture in my head of blondie walking up a packed moira main Street with her satin knickers round her ankles! I'm sorry bb, but that made me giggle |
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