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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In my two stints as a fabber...
1. If you can't get a shag in the Normal world. .. you won't get one on here. ....lads !
2. There is a distinct difference in opinion on body types between ample and curvy 
3. Aggressive women who shout in their profiles are not good indicators of fun nights to be had !
4. Judging by women's update status. A lot of men here should be ashamed of themselves. .
Let's get 100, over to you mob...too tired to be funny so let's get a mix ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be careful with some single fems, some looking relationships on here believe it or not, one girl wouldn't meet me because I had fun with someone else while we wer chatting for a bit!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Exactly. If a guy says "Cant Accommodate" to me it means no you cant come over and see where I live, browse my family pictures and get comfortable.
If I like you, you get invited to a hotel, if i dont, i would never do car sex even, if I love you were both Fuxed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If a guy says on his profile he can't accommodate, he's most likely married!
Can we assume the same about a woman  "
You could! lol! I'm not married by the way!!    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my two stints as a fabber...
1. If you can't get a shag in the Normal world. .. you won't get one on here. ....lads !
2. There is a distinct difference in opinion on body types between ample and curvy
3. Aggressive women who shout in their profiles are not good indicators of fun nights to be had !
4. Judging by women's update status. A lot of men here should be ashamed of themselves. .
Let's get 100, over to you mob...too tired to be funny so let's get a mix ! "
Is my profile aggressive  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If a guy says on his profile he can't accommodate, he's most likely married!
Can we assume the same about a woman "
Yup its true. I got married last week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who really cares where marriage comes into this. Im single. Always have been but marriage is a cert and a gold band and you are hardly going to say to the hubby "THANKS FOR CALLING AROUND. I WILL MAKE SURE SHE GETS HOME TO YOU SAFE TOMORROW". FAB should be fun. Now be a place for judgement. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If a guy says on his profile he can't accommodate, he's most likely married!
Can we assume the same about a woman
Yup its true. I got married last week "
shhhhh i thought we were keeping it a secret ha ha ha ha. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my two stints as a fabber...
1. If you can't get a shag in the Normal world. .. you won't get one on here. ....lads !
2. There is a distinct difference in opinion on body types between ample and curvy
3. Aggressive women who shout in their profiles are not good indicators of fun nights to be had !
4. Judging by women's update status. A lot of men here should be ashamed of themselves. .
Let's get 100, over to you mob...too tired to be funny so let's get a mix !
Is my profile aggressive "
Jesus I just checked it...and hell yeah...OPENING WITH CAPITALS IS A LITTLE BIT AVOID !! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my two stints as a fabber...
1. If you can't get a shag in the Normal world. .. you won't get one on here. ....lads !
2. There is a distinct difference in opinion on body types between ample and curvy
3. Aggressive women who shout in their profiles are not good indicators of fun nights to be had !
4. Judging by women's update status. A lot of men here should be ashamed of themselves. .
Let's get 100, over to you mob...too tired to be funny so let's get a mix !
Is my profile aggressive "
I don't think it is and good luck with your sister. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If a guy says on his profile he can't accommodate, he's most likely married!
Can we assume the same about a woman
Yup its true. I got married last week
shhhhh i thought we were keeping it a secret ha ha ha ha."
Well you just gave it away!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If a guy says on his profile he can't accommodate, he's most likely married!
Can we assume the same about a woman "
im shocked at u cj.... we all know thats not the case for all women.. but i would assume that of all men either. I wouldnt bring a stranger into my house like that. Plus to assume makes an ass of u and me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If a guy says on his profile he can't accommodate, he's most likely married!
Can we assume the same about a woman
Yup its true. I got married last week
shhhhh i thought we were keeping it a secret ha ha ha ha.
Well you just gave it away!!! "
lmao how about our honeymoon |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"If a guy says on his profile he can't accommodate, he's most likely married!
Can we assume the same about a woman
im shocked at u cj.... we all know thats not the case for all women.. but i would assume that of all men either. I wouldnt bring a stranger into my house like that. Plus to assume makes an ass of u and me. "
First lesson I learnt was to never assume anything or judge my comment above was tongue in cheek as I expect most ladies would not bring a stranger to their house for reasons of safety |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If a guy says on his profile he can't accommodate, he's most likely married!
Can we assume the same about a woman
Yup its true. I got married last week
shhhhh i thought we were keeping it a secret ha ha ha ha.
Well you just gave it away!!!
lmao how about our honeymoon "
Was the wedding night not enough for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my two stints as a fabber...
1. If you can't get a shag in the Normal world. .. you won't get one on here. ....lads !
2. There is a distinct difference in opinion on body types between ample and curvy
3. Aggressive women who shout in their profiles are not good indicators of fun nights to be had !
4. Judging by women's update status. A lot of men here should be ashamed of themselves. .
Let's get 100, over to you mob...too tired to be funny so let's get a mix !
Is my profile aggressive "
I think it end sweet will a little 'x' lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Instead of listing all of the obvious annoying things about fab, I'm gonna take the positive from it, I've chatted to and met some wonderful people, and I hope to meet many more. Fab has taught me that among all the dirt here, there are a few diamonds! |
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"Instead of listing all of the obvious annoying things about fab, I'm gonna take the positive from it, I've chatted to and met some wonderful people, and I hope to meet many more. Fab has taught me that among all the dirt here, there are a few diamonds! "
good train of thought red.. Very true. .. Have met so many really great people. . Made some friends. ..kissed some very hot guys. .. and a girl. .. played with some great lovers |
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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago
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"Instead of listing all of the obvious annoying things about fab, I'm gonna take the positive from it, I've chatted to and met some wonderful people, and I hope to meet many more. Fab has taught me that among all the dirt here, there are a few diamonds! "
Couldn't agree more
Miss _cjoy |
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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago
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My lesson learned on Fab......
You get what you put into a site like this. If you conduct yourself with honesty and with civility...... You might just find that it will be returned to you.
And if you're really lucky you might find some new friends that are as kinky as yourself
Miss _cjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always be honest with yourself and pursue what makes you happy.
There are a lot of strange judgmental folks here but also plenty of amazing people. Try to find the latter and rock on. Never lower your standards. Always be nice to people and be forgiving. Use 'block' even for couples, if they are not nice people. Never let yourself down.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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34 ) peeps on fab can't count ( lol)
35) fab thought me I'm much kinkier that I realised
36) there is two types of swingers here
(I) REAL SWINGERS who enjoy a drink
(II) drinkers who swing ! (D*unken fumble ) !
37. A good portion of single guys here are opportunists rather than swingers ( Situationalists) they are up for most things ! But once they become emotionally involved the swinger in them retires !
38) I used to say I'm here for a good time not a long time but I'm learning now that I think the vanilla life is not for me |
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"I used to say I'm here for a good time not a long time but I'm learning now that I think the vanilla life is not for me"
Same here, but that has me worried for when I want to have a relationship again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've learned what a strapless strapon is! But not used one!
Oh and that you can still be stimulated by your imagination and some dirty words!
Last of all Some fabbers are good,
Some fabbers are bad,
Some are fabbers have unbelievable tekkas
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My lesson learned on Fab......
You get what you put into a site like this. If you conduct yourself with honesty and with civility...... You might just find that it will be returned to you.
And if you're really lucky you might find some new friends that are as kinky as yourself
Miss _cjoy "
This  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A status is not a court of law lol."
I have learnt its a bad idea to insert tone in to texts, forums posts or anything really that is not a tally heard by my own ears ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my two stints as a fabber...
1. If you can't get a shag in the Normal world. .. you won't get one on here. ....lads !
2. There is a distinct difference in opinion on body types between ample and curvy
3. Aggressive women who shout in their profiles are not good indicators of fun nights to be had !
4. Judging by women's update status. A lot of men here should be ashamed of themselves. .
Let's get 100, over to you mob...too tired to be funny so let's get a mix !
Is my profile aggressive
I don't think it is and good luck with your sister."
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Biggest lesson learnt - There are some clowns on here who can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time" They hurt and humiliate people without a seconds thought and then play the sympathy card...I find it amusing to watch, each day almost a new victim appears. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Biggest lesson learnt - There are some clowns on here who can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time" They hurt and humiliate people without a seconds thought and then play the sympathy card...I find it amusing to watch, each day almost a new victim appears. "
Very cryptic. Do tell us more. |
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By *damsamMan
over a year ago
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"Honesty is extremely rare  "
Definitely lacking for sure. People wasting other's time, arranging meets and not turning up (one person on here is guilty more than most, at least 3 no-shows with no contact made). Honesty please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ego is a horrible thing
This exactly. And there are some big ones on here...not only the men..
Also remember where ya met..!!
Was that aimed at us? "
Oh dear god no.why on earth would you think that.not at all..xxx |
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"Biggest lesson learnt - There are some clowns on here who can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time" They hurt and humiliate people without a seconds thought and then play the sympathy card...I find it amusing to watch, each day almost a new victim appears.
Very cryptic. Do tell us more. "
Not cryptic, it is plain English, but am not going to name and shame, unlike some people on here, I am not into that. People can read between the lines, unless they are a clique member, in which case, they just attack! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honesty is extremely rare Definitely lacking for sure. People wasting other's time, arranging meets and not turning up (one person on here is guilty more than most, at least 3 no-shows with no contact made). Honesty please."
Go on......name and shame. Give us some initials at least!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Biggest lesson learnt - There are some clowns on here who can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time" They hurt and humiliate people without a seconds thought and then play the sympathy card...I find it amusing to watch, each day almost a new victim appears.
Very cryptic. Do tell us more. Not cryptic, it is plain English, but am not going to name and shame, unlike some people on here, I am not into that. People can read between the lines, unless they are a clique member, in which case, they just attack!"
Honestly all this kind of stuff does is make people paranoid. Either grow a set and say what you mean or dont bother posting this 'read between the lines' shite |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Biggest lesson learnt - There are some clowns on here who can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time" They hurt and humiliate people without a seconds thought and then play the sympathy card...I find it amusing to watch, each day almost a new victim appears.
Very cryptic. Do tell us more. Not cryptic, it is plain English, but am not going to name and shame, unlike some people on here, I am not into that. People can read between the lines, unless they are a clique member, in which case, they just attack!
Honestly all this kind of stuff does is make people paranoid. Either grow a set and say what you mean or dont bother posting this 'read between the lines' shite"
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"Instead of listing all of the obvious annoying things about fab, I'm gonna take the positive from it, I've chatted to and met some wonderful people, and I hope to meet many more. Fab has taught me that among all the dirt here, there are a few diamonds!
good train of thought red.. Very true. .. Have met so many really great people. . Made some friends. ..kissed some very hot guys. .. and a girl. .. played with some great lovers "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wowzer this went in wrong tangent ! Was supposed to be light hearted peepsxx
Bahahaha - as my 8 year old would say - epic fail!! 3 3 "
Lol! Totes emotesball or something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NEVER use a safe word you can't pronounce!!....
fluggaenkdechioebolsen!!
Oh, and 'Ouch' isn't necessarily classed as a safe word!
harder not a good choice of safe word either "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One is enough! I suppose some have their single and couple profile? "
That too
But some women do have a few profiles (that are active)
Mind you some men have a few also |
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"One is enough! I suppose some have their single and couple profile?
That too
But some women do have a few profiles (that are active)
Mind you some men have a few also"
bloody foolish in a way don't understand why surly get caught out . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I seriously don't understand why people have multiple single profiles.they must have a multiple personality disorder. Is it greed? "
One woman in particular had it to mail the men she was mailing/meeting from her other profile. ..
To see could she catch them out. .. |
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"I seriously don't understand why people have multiple single profiles.they must have a multiple personality disorder. Is it greed?
One woman in particular had it to mail the men she was mailing/meeting from her other profile. ..
To see could she catch them out. .. "
catch them out!! Seriously way to much time on hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Afraid to say I've caught a few and confronted the person and he said that I didn't understand what its like for a single guy on this. I told him to take them down or I was reporting him to admin. He did. It just isn't fair and clogs up the site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Afraid to say I've caught a few and confronted the person and he said that I didn't understand what its like for a single guy on this. I told him to take them down or I was reporting him to admin. He did. It just isn't fair and clogs up the site "
I remember you telling me that, I think he's gotten married since has he? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No profile pic in the site over 5 months and not veried chances r u won't get a meet "
Yet still guys query why no replies on forums ! ....
It's not you...it's me.....no it is you ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No profile pic in the site over 5 months and not veried chances r u won't get a meet
Yet still guys query why no replies on forums ! ....
It's not you...it's me.....no it is you ! "
yep lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah the negative side
Time for the positive side.
I think.... "
The nicest people I've met have been swingers I have best friends who aren't as nice as these guys xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah the negative side
Time for the positive side.
I think....
The nicest people I've met have been swingers I have best friends who aren't as nice as these guys xx "
More I think on this, the more it's true. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The minute you realise you understand women-you've lost. Women don't even understand women.
But, when you succeed in winning a woman over-you've definitely won.
It is the inexplicable challenge of women that keeps on luring men back.
If something is not worth striving for....maybe it's not worth striving for. But you can never say that about womankind.........Don't know where that came from.....I had intended on telling a joke! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That blowing your own trumpet won't necessarily get your trumpet blown!
unless you're really flexible!!"
They don't call me Bendy Benny fir nuthin'.......
Well they don't! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I used to say I'm here for a good time not a long time but I'm learning now that I think the vanilla life is not for me"
Same here, but that has me worried for when I want to have a relationship again."
I agree. I'm single (happily so as yet) but would not like my next relationship to be conventional, hence my profile lol  |
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I have been lied to, conned and even threatened, but the reason I stay is for the occasional diamond you find that restores not only my faith in the site but in humanity itself. Some really beautiful people on here and some right wankers too, ya know who ya are!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol mind if I ask why you blocked me Katie
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after the txt about wanting to show me your newley shaved cock in the middle of the night might have something to do with it |
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By *itan79Man
over a year ago
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"Biggest lesson learnt - There are some clowns on here who can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time" They hurt and humiliate people without a seconds thought and then play the sympathy card...I find it amusing to watch, each day almost a new victim appears.
Very cryptic. Do tell us more. Not cryptic, it is plain English, but am not going to name and shame, unlike some people on here, I am not into that. People can read between the lines, unless they are a clique member, in which case, they just attack!
Honestly all this kind of stuff does is make people paranoid. Either grow a set and say what you mean or dont bother posting this 'read between the lines' shite"
Sorry did ya miss the memo? We're Irish and pettyness, jealously of others and an inane desire to 'knock the grandness' out of them is part of our social fabric!.......well it's alive and well on this site from what I see.
1)Tell no one nothing that can be brought up later.
1)Lie through your teeth about your orientation,
1)Make sure you exercise your double standards.
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Sometimes we make friends on here, whom we think are really good ones, until they go "off reservation" and cause hurt and pain and everyone then thinks that they are the innocent victims!! People should always know the facts before jumping on other fabbers! We cannot all be wrong, as there are a number who have been ridiculed and hurt on here by lies and innuendo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On fab I've learnt Im too soft hearted for the hard core swingers but have been graciously accepted by the social swingers and have loved every min of every outing, night out and event that I've attended. People get stick for making friends here, and while we can't believe things people write on the Internet, some peeps have crossed over into real life, and become real friends, and for that I'm grateful |
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I've learned that there are people here intent on spoiling the fun of others, for whatever delusional reasons they have.
This behaviour puzzles me, because this is an adult site, and that kind of behaviour is usually found in a schoolyard.
I can only conclude that these individuals have severe behavioural or emotional problems and if thats the case a swingers site isnt the place for them, therapy is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've learned that there are people here intent on spoiling the fun of others, for whatever delusional reasons they have.
This behaviour puzzles me, because this is an adult site, and that kind of behaviour is usually found in a schoolyard.
I can only conclude that these individuals have severe behavioural or emotional problems and if thats the case a swingers site isnt the place for them, therapy is."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've learned that there are people here intent on spoiling the fun of others, for whatever delusional reasons they have.
This behaviour puzzles me, because this is an adult site, and that kind of behaviour is usually found in a schoolyard.
I can only conclude that these individuals have severe behavioural or emotional problems and if thats the case a swingers site isnt the place for them, therapy is."
very well said mingo |
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"I've learned that there are people here intent on spoiling the fun of others, for whatever delusional reasons they have.
This behaviour puzzles me, because this is an adult site, and that kind of behaviour is usually found in a schoolyard.
I can only conclude that these individuals have severe behavioural or emotional problems and if thats the case a swingers site isnt the place for them, therapy is."
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"I've learned that there are people here intent on spoiling the fun of others, for whatever delusional reasons they have.
This behaviour puzzles me, because this is an adult site, and that kind of behaviour is usually found in a schoolyard.
I can only conclude that these individuals have severe behavioural or emotional problems and if thats the case a swingers site isnt the place for them, therapy is.
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couldn't agree more! ! |
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"I've learned that there are people here intent on spoiling the fun of others, for whatever delusional reasons they have.
This behaviour puzzles me, because this is an adult site, and that kind of behaviour is usually found in a schoolyard.
I can only conclude that these individuals have severe behavioural or emotional problems and if thats the case a swingers site isnt the place for them, therapy is.
couldn't agree more! ! "
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"I've learned that there are people here intent on spoiling the fun of others, for whatever delusional reasons they have.
This behaviour puzzles me, because this is an adult site, and that kind of behaviour is usually found in a schoolyard.
I can only conclude that these individuals have severe behavioural or emotional problems and if thats the case a swingers site isnt the place for them, therapy is."
Couldn't agree more |
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