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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

For rain.

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?

It's lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definition of a wank - having sex with someone you love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?

It's lovely."
no neither has he lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man walks into a bar .....

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you hear about the gay ghosts?

They put the willies up each other

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By *reddieRaeCouple over a year ago

Banbridge

Magic tractor?

Up the road, turns into a field.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Budgie Sale Now On. . . Going cheep. . .

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By *ig A300Man over a year ago

North. love to chat please.

A German name for a bra ?

Stopem flopem

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By *ig A300Man over a year ago

North. love to chat please.

What's the German name for vaseline? DICK SHLIDER

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By *ig A300Man over a year ago

North. love to chat please.

A Russian with 3 balls

Who jea nick a bollix off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''

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By *ig A300Man over a year ago

North. love to chat please.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head ? Cliff

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By *idandnancy69Couple over a year ago

carrickfergus

Why do clairvoyants,not wear condoms?

they got crystal balls and can see it cumming

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

Knock knock,

Who's there?

Interrupting cow

Interru....

MOO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzoo

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By *ig A300Man over a year ago

North. love to chat please.

What do you call a woman standing between to goal posts ?

Annette

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

"What do you call a woman standing between to goal posts ?

Annette "

a woman between two buildings? Elaine.

a man between two buildings? Ali

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By *ig A300Man over a year ago

North. love to chat please.

What do you call a zoo with no animals ?

Chihtzu

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By *ig A300Man over a year ago

North. love to chat please.

Man lying on the side of the road

Path

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By *ig A300Man over a year ago

North. love to chat please.

A man lying at a hall door

Matt

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By *ig A300Man over a year ago

North. love to chat please.

What's red and white and wobbles between your legs ?

This is for the older generation

Ans: A Honda 50

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By *ig A300Man over a year ago

North. love to chat please.

Last one I'm off to bed

What would you do if you see 100 elephants coming over a hill ?

Swim for it .

What would you do if you see 1000 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on ?

Nothing you wouldn't recognise them. good night all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man walks into a bakery in Ballyclare and says "is that a lemon tart or meringue?"

Baker says "you're no wrong its a tart"

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By *ottsguy44Man over a year ago

nottinghamshire

Wife gets naked and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?'

Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A woman asked me if I prefer breasts or thighs. I said, to be honest I prefer a nice shaven pussy...... Apparently I'm not allowed back in KFC.

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By *andaCouple over a year ago

co down

People say I’ve got no willpower. But I’ve quit smoking loads of times

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By *rian78Man over a year ago

navan

What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?

You've never had it so good and so fast.

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By *ig A300Man over a year ago

North. love to chat please.

A woman lying in bed making love to her husband. She whispers in his ear tell me dirty things.

Husband thinks for a second or 2 and reply.

The Bathroom

The Kitchen

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