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I'm just back from Church and I had a little reflection time 
After my first weekend without alcohol or sex for a long time, I feel like a new man!!! No hangovers and a decent nights sleep makes all the difference 
So I've decided to extend the dry spell until Christmas Day..... think of the sack I'll have to empty on some lucky lady   |
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"I'm just back from Church and I had a little reflection time
After my first weekend without alcohol or sex for a long time, I feel like a new man!!! No hangovers and a decent nights sleep makes all the difference
So I've decided to extend the dry spell until Christmas Day..... think of the sack I'll have to empty on some lucky lady "
LMFAO I'll believe this when I see it....you in church surprised you didn't spontaneously conbusted....as for the lucky lady it's you would be lucky if she let you....  |
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"Would u stop I bet u ran straight into the confession box and had a wank "
Haha! We don't have confession boxes in our churches coz we don't confess! He'd have had to do it in the back pew!! |
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"Would u stop I bet u ran straight into the confession box and had a wank
Haha! We don't have confession boxes in our churches coz we don't confess! He'd have had to do it in the back pew!! "
I did it in the font when everyone had gone |
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"Would u stop I bet u ran straight into the confession box and had a wank
Haha! We don't have confession boxes in our churches coz we don't confess! He'd have had to do it in the back pew!! "
so u had one in the back? Haha |
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"Would u stop I bet u ran straight into the confession box and had a wank
Haha! We don't have confession boxes in our churches coz we don't confess! He'd have had to do it in the back pew!!
I did it in the font when everyone had gone "
Into the holy water??  |
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"Would u stop I bet u ran straight into the confession box and had a wank
Haha! We don't have confession boxes in our churches coz we don't confess! He'd have had to do it in the back pew!!
I did it in the font when everyone had gone "
haha |
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"Would u stop I bet u ran straight into the confession box and had a wank
Haha! We don't have confession boxes in our churches coz we don't confess! He'd have had to do it in the back pew!!
I did it in the font when everyone had gone
Into the holy water?? "
I guess it's not holy anymore |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would u stop I bet u ran straight into the confession box and had a wank
Haha! We don't have confession boxes in our churches coz we don't confess! He'd have had to do it in the back pew!!
I did it in the font when everyone had gone
Into the holy water??
I guess it's not holy anymore "
Hope no one's stealing any of it to bless their house ...Dufferjuice isn't likely to keep the demons away |
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"Would u stop I bet u ran straight into the confession box and had a wank
Haha! We don't have confession boxes in our churches coz we don't confess! He'd have had to do it in the back pew!!
I did it in the font when everyone had gone
Into the holy water??
I guess it's not holy anymore
Hope no one's stealing any of it to bless their house ...Dufferjuice isn't likely to keep the demons away "
thou shalt not steal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would u stop I bet u ran straight into the confession box and had a wank
Haha! We don't have confession boxes in our churches coz we don't confess! He'd have had to do it in the back pew!!
I did it in the font when everyone had gone
Into the holy water??
I guess it's not holy anymore
Hope no one's stealing any of it to bless their house ...Dufferjuice isn't likely to keep the demons away
thou shalt not steal "
Shit! You really were in church today and you are quoting scripture!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Would u stop I bet u ran straight into the confession box and had a wank
Haha! We don't have confession boxes in our churches coz we don't confess! He'd have had to do it in the back pew!!
I did it in the font when everyone had gone
Into the holy water??
I guess it's not holy anymore
Hope no one's stealing any of it to bless their house ...Dufferjuice isn't likely to keep the demons away
thou shalt not steal
Shit! You really were in church today and you are quoting scripture!! "
Told ya, new man here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Would u stop I bet u ran straight into the confession box and had a wank
Haha! We don't have confession boxes in our churches coz we don't confess! He'd have had to do it in the back pew!!
I did it in the font when everyone had gone
Into the holy water??
I guess it's not holy anymore
Hope no one's stealing any of it to bless their house ...Dufferjuice isn't likely to keep the demons away
thou shalt not steal
Shit! You really were in church today and you are quoting scripture!!
Told ya, new man here "
And can I ask you to refrain from swearing in my company please lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would u stop I bet u ran straight into the confession box and had a wank
Haha! We don't have confession boxes in our churches coz we don't confess! He'd have had to do it in the back pew!!
I did it in the font when everyone had gone
Into the holy water??
I guess it's not holy anymore
Hope no one's stealing any of it to bless their house ...Dufferjuice isn't likely to keep the demons away
thou shalt not steal
Shit! You really were in church today and you are quoting scripture!!
Told ya, new man here
And can I ask you to refrain from swearing in my company please lol "
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Would u stop I bet u ran straight into the confession box and had a wank
Haha! We don't have confession boxes in our churches coz we don't confess! He'd have had to do it in the back pew!!
I did it in the font when everyone had gone
Into the holy water??
I guess it's not holy anymore
Hope no one's stealing any of it to bless their house ...Dufferjuice isn't likely to keep the demons away
thou shalt not steal
Shit! You really were in church today and you are quoting scripture!!
Told ya, new man here
And can I ask you to refrain from swearing in my company please lol
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!! "
No no no no no no!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm just back from Church and I had a little reflection time
After my first weekend without alcohol or sex for a long time, I feel like a new man!!! No hangovers and a decent nights sleep makes all the difference
So I've decided to extend the dry spell until Christmas Day..... think of the sack I'll have to empty on some lucky lady "
ha ha ha is this the giving up things competiton ha ha. |
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