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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In work.
Terrified someone will hear my bowel movement or someone will walk in and smell the inside of my ass when I exit the stall.
I sometimes walk to a nearby coffee shop to drop one for the anonymity of it.
Anyone else got poophobia? |
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"Think about the poor owners of the coffee shop who are soon to go out of business as the constant smell of shite drives all their customers away"
I'm really hoping he uses the toilet in the coffee shop rather than just dropping one in the middle of the shop  |
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I work for a small transport company, and I came back to the yard and needed to take a leak so I went to the toilet. As I was just going to open the door, it opened and out comes the very cute and sweet girl that works in the office. Her face dropped. I knew from her face it was going to be bad, and it was! Could happen to anyone though. She hasn't made eye contact with me since though. |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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"I work for a small transport company, and I came back to the yard and needed to take a leak so I went to the toilet. As I was just going to open the door, it opened and out comes the very cute and sweet girl that works in the office. Her face dropped. I knew from her face it was going to be bad, and it was! Could happen to anyone though. She hasn't made eye contact with me since though. "
just like when your living with someone 
im convinced his n her bathrooms are the key to a happy marriage.that n fucking strangers together |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I work for a small transport company, and I came back to the yard and needed to take a leak so I went to the toilet. As I was just going to open the door, it opened and out comes the very cute and sweet girl that works in the office. Her face dropped. I knew from her face it was going to be bad, and it was! Could happen to anyone though. She hasn't made eye contact with me since though.
just like when your living with someone
im convinced his n her bathrooms are the key to a happy marriage.that n fucking strangers together"
Ur right on both counts there lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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just like when your living with someone
im convinced his n her bathrooms are the key to a happy marriage.that n fucking strangers together"
That reminds me of the WKD advert, you could be on to something Hal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sharing a gaff with a few lads. I might go away for a few days or a week or something. When I arrive back I always like to have a nice number two just to let them know I'm back  |
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"Jeysus l got in bother for me "ring sting" thread but it's OK to talk about floaters!!!
The next thing there will be a biggest log comp taking place  "
I knew 5 lads who shared a house years ago. Every week they had a competition to see who would do the most number 2 by weight. They'd weigh themselves and take note of it, then after dropping a load they'd weigh themselves again. The difference between the two was the weight of poo dropped (roughly, as there'd be some wee as well). They'd add up the totals for the week and each contributed to the pot each day with the winner taking all. I really thought they needed to get out more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jeysus l got in bother for me "ring sting" thread but it's OK to talk about floaters!!!
The next thing there will be a biggest log comp taking place
I knew 5 lads who shared a house years ago. Every week they had a competition to see who would do the most number 2 by weight. They'd weigh themselves and take note of it, then after dropping a load they'd weigh themselves again. The difference between the two was the weight of poo dropped (roughly, as there'd be some wee as well). They'd add up the totals for the week and each contributed to the pot each day with the winner taking all. I really thought they needed to get out more "
How often did you win Michael |
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"Jeysus l got in bother for me "ring sting" thread but it's OK to talk about floaters!!!
The next thing there will be a biggest log comp taking place
I knew 5 lads who shared a house years ago. Every week they had a competition to see who would do the most number 2 by weight. They'd weigh themselves and take note of it, then after dropping a load they'd weigh themselves again. The difference between the two was the weight of poo dropped (roughly, as there'd be some wee as well). They'd add up the totals for the week and each contributed to the pot each day with the winner taking all. I really thought they needed to get out more
How often did you win Michael "
Even I was too sophisticated for those cretins. I always preferred living on my own! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In work.
Terrified someone will hear my bowel movement or someone will walk in and smell the inside of my ass when I exit the stall.
I sometimes walk to a nearby coffee shop to drop one for the anonymity of it.
Anyone else got poophobia?"
Mr. K here, with you on this one. Hate hearing anyone go loo especially a girl, or anyone hearing me.....maybe I don't have a phobia, more of a mental imbalance in brain.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this shite talk is getting a pain in the arse now!
Like it or not, everyone does it.
I don't lol
whats he on about? No girl does it "
exactly we re much too cute to pop |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now this shite talk is getting a pain in the arse now!
Like it or not, everyone does it.
I don't lol
whats he on about? No girl does it exactly we re much too cute to pop "
and poo lol |
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