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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The single female on here whos 99 ?
Most of us have our age range set from 18 - 99 cus were lazy, just wondering has anyone got the 99 year old single female and just wondering is she a good shag ?
If you've found here.. send her our way please
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"The single female on here whos 99 ?
Most of us have our age range set from 18 - 99 cus were lazy, just wondering has anyone got the 99 year old single female and just wondering is she a good shag ?
If you've found here.. send her our way please
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You'd probably have to hope she has Parkinson's or something. There might not be much movement otherwise  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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im thinking of a few benefits here..
she has a bus pass.. so can travel..
no teeth ? perhaps.. ? good blow jobs lol ?
wont have interrupted phone calls from her teenage kids
im beginning to think this 99yr single fem mite be well worth a catch !!! |
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"im thinking of a few benefits here..
she has a bus pass.. so can travel..
no teeth ? perhaps.. ? good blow jobs lol ?
wont have interrupted phone calls from her teenage kids
im beginning to think this 99yr single fem mite be well worth a catch !!!"
When you ask her "will we do it again or what?", she's almost certain to say "what?"  |
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"im thinking of a few benefits here..
she has a bus pass.. so can travel..
no teeth ? perhaps.. ? good blow jobs lol ?
wont have interrupted phone calls from her teenage kids
im beginning to think this 99yr single fem mite be well worth a catch !!!"
ha ha I nearly choked on my wine gum |
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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago
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"The single female on here whos 99 ?
Most of us have our age range set from 18 - 99 cus were lazy, just wondering has anyone got the 99 year old single female and just wondering is she a good shag ?
If you've found here.. send her our way please
You'd probably have to hope she has Parkinson's or something. There might not be much movement otherwise "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The single female on here whos 99 ?
Most of us have our age range set from 18 - 99 cus were lazy, just wondering has anyone got the 99 year old single female and just wondering is she a good shag ?
If you've found here.. send her our wayplease
You'd probably have to hope she has Parkinson's or something. There might not be much movement otherwise "
You'd probably get a great wank with the Parkinson's though all she needs to do is hold it |
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"im thinking of a few benefits here..
she has a bus pass.. so can travel..
no teeth ? perhaps.. ? good blow jobs lol ?
wont have interrupted phone calls from her teenage kids
im beginning to think this 99yr single fem mite be well worth a catch !!!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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YEAH.. Good point last poster.. lets get Fab to up this silly limit of 99
Whos got a limit lmao !...
I think maybe 101 is just about the limit for us !! |
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