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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You've smiled when the family asks are you seeing anyone lately...well let me see

Viewed someone's profile and deemed them fake for been annoyingly good looking

Downloaded kik just for using on fab

You've been asked if "you have much land" because you are from the country.... well thats everyday life in dublin not just fab

...theres so many more!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're automatically suspicious /curious when someone uses the word Fab in an everyday conversation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or when u see someone and say have a fab day like i did today.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol because you've tasted every coffee known to man

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By *ookie-bigcockMan  over a year ago

City


"You're automatically suspicious /curious when someone uses the word Fab in an everyday conversation "
hahaha all the time can't hear the word now without being suspicious often use it myself see if gauge a reaction lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your friends at work ask you if you did anything wild or exciting over the weekend and you smile and say 'naaa not really' as flashbacks of complete debauchery bounce around your head

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By *ongbow71Man  over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

You wear two condoms on a meet, to be sure, to be sure... ????

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By *ilderMan  over a year ago

dublin

when someone asks you 'so did you do anything Wild at the weekend?..... (If only they know...)

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By *ilderMan  over a year ago

dublin


"Your friends at work ask you if you did anything wild or exciting over the weekend and you smile and say 'naaa not really' as flashbacks of complete debauchery bounce around your head "

oops just saw this Snap! Ditto!

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN

Who are these friends your meeting how come I don't no them I get this all the time I think iv ran out of excuses

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman  over a year ago

My town


"Who are these friends your meeting how come I don't no them I get this all the time I think iv ran out of excuses "
only I can so relate by that one ash. Your going u remember them my friend from way back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your friends at work ask you if you did anything wild or exciting over the weekend and you smile and say 'naaa not really' as flashbacks of complete debauchery bounce around your head

oops just saw this Snap! Ditto! "

great (dirty) minds think alike!

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Who are these friends your meeting how come I don't no them I get this all the time I think iv ran out of excuses only I can so relate by that one ash. Your going u remember them my friend from way back. "
haha awh stop I hate Lyin to my mam especially we hav gone to people he worked with years ago and people from school now everyone is full of questions why I'm goin to cork I'm like ah we jus wanna get away for a night one of my friends always says ah ur big swinger and I start laughin and say do u really think he would do that cause he's so quite and I'm a filthy fucker all the time and he jus says ah suppose so I do be Sittin there sweatin haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When any party u attend is in an industrial estate that you would be able to find again in the morning and only certain taxi drivers know where the location is.

Or it's in a big house in the middle of a big field in the middle of nowhere..just back from the canaries and people asked so what's the clubs like in Ireland then?

There are no clubs as such

You know your irish then lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who are these friends your meeting how come I don't no them I get this all the time I think iv ran out of excuses only I can so relate by that one ash. Your going u remember them my friend from way back. "

yes ....I know it.....I think I told wife too much about my circle of friends way back along and shud have kept a few hidden...it keeps my mind alert with what excuses I have to make up...

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman  over a year ago

My town


"Who are these friends your meeting how come I don't no them I get this all the time I think iv ran out of excuses only I can so relate by that one ash. Your going u remember them my friend from way back. haha awh stop I hate Lyin to my mam especially we hav gone to people he worked with years ago and people from school now everyone is full of questions why I'm goin to cork I'm like ah we jus wanna get away for a night one of my friends always says ah ur big swinger and I start laughin and say do u really think he would do that cause he's so quite and I'm a filthy fucker all the time and he jus says ah suppose so I do be Sittin there sweatin haha "
ha ha it's hilarious.

I got more past friends show up in last 2 yrs than ever in my life ha ha

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Who are these friends your meeting how come I don't no them I get this all the time I think iv ran out of excuses only I can so relate by that one ash. Your going u remember them my friend from way back. haha awh stop I hate Lyin to my mam especially we hav gone to people he worked with years ago and people from school now everyone is full of questions why I'm goin to cork I'm like ah we jus wanna get away for a night one of my friends always says ah ur big swinger and I start laughin and say do u really think he would do that cause he's so quite and I'm a filthy fucker all the time and he jus says ah suppose so I do be Sittin there sweatin haha ha ha it's hilarious.

I got more past friends show up in last 2 yrs than ever in my life ha ha "

haha I know friends everywhere even in parts of Ireland iv never been ah they moved down there wer goin for a visit haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When all my "good friends" live with their boyfriends

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

....should I chance checking my fab messages at work is a regular dilemma

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Being paranoid I'm case someone recognises the bright yellow mailbox!!

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By *at69driveMan  over a year ago

Hertford


"Your friends at work ask you if you did anything wild or exciting over the weekend and you smile and say 'naaa not really' as flashbacks of complete debauchery bounce around your head "
. Nicely written. Often feel the same and also when asked about holiday adventures .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

when typing fa... into your internet browser does not bring up facebook first

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"when typing fa... into your internet browser does not bring up facebook first "

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"when typing fa... into your internet browser does not bring up facebook first "
haha love this one

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"when typing fa... into your internet browser does not bring up facebook first haha love this one "

Loved it too.......think we can all relate to that one

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"when typing fa... into your internet browser does not bring up facebook first haha love this one

Loved it too.......think we can all relate to that one "

wen someone asks for a lend of my phone I hav a panic attack or u show someone a pic and ur gripped onto it prayin they don't scroll left or right haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when typing fa... into your internet browser does not bring up facebook first haha love this one

Loved it too.......think we can all relate to that one wen someone asks for a lend of my phone I hav a panic attack or u show someone a pic and ur gripped onto it prayin they don't scroll left or right haha"

PMSL I do that with my phone lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"when typing fa... into your internet browser does not bring up facebook first haha love this one

Loved it too.......think we can all relate to that one wen someone asks for a lend of my phone I hav a panic attack or u show someone a pic and ur gripped onto it prayin they don't scroll left or right haha

PMSL I do that with my phone lol "

haha I hav most stuff locked on it but my brother is a fucker for askin to look at somethin I do be like no use ur own phone ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when typing fa... into your internet browser does not bring up facebook first haha love this one

Loved it too.......think we can all relate to that one wen someone asks for a lend of my phone I hav a panic attack or u show someone a pic and ur gripped onto it prayin they don't scroll left or right haha

PMSL I do that with my phone lol haha I hav most stuff locked on it but my brother is a fucker for askin to look at somethin I do be like no use ur own phone ha"

Ha ha ha I know that feeling

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

a half day at work means "oh I can get on fab earlier"

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"when typing fa... into your internet browser does not bring up facebook first haha love this one

Loved it too.......think we can all relate to that one wen someone asks for a lend of my phone I hav a panic attack or u show someone a pic and ur gripped onto it prayin they don't scroll left or right haha"

Most definitely.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you know more about Ireland's hotels than trivago.ie. lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"When you know more about Ireland's hotels than trivago.ie. lol"
hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

when your phone contains names such as kinkygirl, borntoride and others leaving nothing to the imagination

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when your phone contains names such as kinkygirl, borntoride and others leaving nothing to the imagination "
. Their probably mild names ya phone is a definite give away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yea most the names I have on the phone from here, there second name is fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"when your phone contains names such as kinkygirl, borntoride and others leaving nothing to the imagination . Their probably mild names ya phone is a definite give away "

had to be somewhat polite with the names i chose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or when ur at a friends wedding in church and perving on fab ha ha ha yes i done it lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when your phone contains names such as kinkygirl, borntoride and others leaving nothing to the imagination . Their probably mild names ya phone is a definite give away

had to be somewhat polite with the names i chose "

. Oh I'd say u are very polite till your behind closed doors

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By *ceryMan  over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

The latest update to Apple's IOS8 constantly shows Fabswingers screen when you open Safari .... b's Apple bring back the X to clear the page.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville

When the first thing you do is check who said good morning in the forum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When the first thing you do is check who said good morning in the forum "

ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tuna to name a few

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few "

Ha think we are all the same on this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When the first thing you do is check who said good morning in the forum "

Or if anyone winked or fabbed your photos

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tuna to name a few "
where the fuck is my name haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tuna to name a few where the fuck is my name haha"

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tuna to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet "

haha I really wish I was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet "

Ha ha ha Tash discreet

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tuna to name a few where the fuck is my name haha"

errmm and mine

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet

Ha ha ha Tash discreet "

I'm not as bad as yas always make me out to be yas cunts haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tuna to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was "

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet

Ha ha ha Tash discreet I'm not as bad as yas always make me out to be yas cunts haha "

Of course your not hun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tuna to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

errmm and mine "

Mrs S told ya you don't chat to me

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tuna to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book "

u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet

Ha ha ha Tash discreet I'm not as bad as yas always make me out to be yas cunts haha

Of course your not hun "

I'm very held back haha

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tuna to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

errmm and mine

Mrs S told ya you don't chat to me "

I do too! !! Oohhh you mean you don't want me to?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tuna to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha "

Mmmm you know I'd enjoy that

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tuna to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Mmmm you know I'd enjoy that "

stop been wierd haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tuna to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

errmm and mine

Mrs S told ya you don't chat to me

I do too! !! Oohhh you mean you don't want me to? "

Send me your number Mrs S I chat to you, you know that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tuna to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Mmmm you know I'd enjoy that stop been wierd haha "

You love my weird

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tuna to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

errmm and mine

Mrs S told ya you don't chat to me

I do too! !! Oohhh you mean you don't want me to?

Send me your number Mrs S I chat to you, you know that "

will pm it I have WhatsApp or kik

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha "

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tuna to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

errmm and mine

Mrs S told ya you don't chat to me

I do too! !! Oohhh you mean you don't want me to?

Send me your number Mrs S I chat to you, you know that

will pm it I have WhatsApp or kik"

No probs Look forward to a few chats

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too"

I think she did already on hols the first night my pillow had a weird aroma, or maybe that was just chlorine

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too

I think she did already on hols the first night my pillow had a weird aroma, or maybe that was just the chloroform "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too

I think she did already on hols the first night my pillow had a weird aroma, or maybe that was just chlorine "

yup that was definitely the chlorine

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too"

so much faith in me haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too

I think she did already on hols the first night my pillow had a weird aroma, or maybe that was just the chloroform "

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too

I think she did already on hols the first night my pillow had a weird aroma, or maybe that was just chlorine

yup that was definitely the chlorine "

the pool didn't even smell chloriney

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too so much faith in me haha "

admit it Tash you would do it

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too so much faith in me haha

admit it Tash you would do it "

fuckin rite I would haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too

I think she did already on hols the first night my pillow had a weird aroma, or maybe that was just chlorine

yup that was definitely the chlorine the pool didn't even smell chloriney"

Well at that hour of the night it did

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too

I think she did already on hols the first night my pillow had a weird aroma, or maybe that was just chlorine

yup that was definitely the chlorine the pool didn't even smell chloriney

Well at that hour of the night it did "

bet it smelt like what I was scrapin off my face onto the balcony on top of all of yas haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too

I think she did already on hols the first night my pillow had a weird aroma, or maybe that was just chlorine

yup that was definitely the chlorine the pool didn't even smell chloriney

Well at that hour of the night it did bet it smelt like what I was scrapin off my face onto the balcony on top of all of yas haha"

Don't know what your talking about

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too

I think she did already on hols the first night my pillow had a weird aroma, or maybe that was just chlorine

yup that was definitely the chlorine the pool didn't even smell chloriney

Well at that hour of the night it did bet it smelt like what I was scrapin off my face onto the balcony on top of all of yas haha

Don't know what your talking about "

lies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too

I think she did already on hols the first night my pillow had a weird aroma, or maybe that was just chlorine

yup that was definitely the chlorine the pool didn't even smell chloriney

Well at that hour of the night it did bet it smelt like what I was scrapin off my face onto the balcony on top of all of yas haha"

Think I'm still picking some of it out of the corners of my eyes

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too

I think she did already on hols the first night my pillow had a weird aroma, or maybe that was just chlorine

yup that was definitely the chlorine the pool didn't even smell chloriney

Well at that hour of the night it did bet it smelt like what I was scrapin off my face onto the balcony on top of all of yas haha

Think I'm still picking some of it out of the corners of my eyes"

pickin mini Dave's out hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too

I think she did already on hols the first night my pillow had a weird aroma, or maybe that was just chlorine

yup that was definitely the chlorine the pool didn't even smell chloriney

Well at that hour of the night it did bet it smelt like what I was scrapin off my face onto the balcony on top of all of yas haha

Don't know what your talking about lies "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too

I think she did already on hols the first night my pillow had a weird aroma, or maybe that was just chlorine

yup that was definitely the chlorine the pool didn't even smell chloriney

Well at that hour of the night it did bet it smelt like what I was scrapin off my face onto the balcony on top of all of yas haha

Think I'm still picking some of it out of the corners of my eyes pickin mini Dave's out hahaha"

That would explain the itchy eyes

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few where the fuck is my name haha

It's in there too but I know how you like to be discreet haha I really wish I was

Shall I put your number up here and then you can be in everyone's phone book u do and I'll fart all over ur pillow next time wer away haha

Ha ha ha hey dumper she would too

I think she did already on hols the first night my pillow had a weird aroma, or maybe that was just chlorine

yup that was definitely the chlorine the pool didn't even smell chloriney

Well at that hour of the night it did bet it smelt like what I was scrapin off my face onto the balcony on top of all of yas haha

Think I'm still picking some of it out of the corners of my eyes pickin mini Dave's out hahaha

That would explain the itchy eyes"

he has that effect on me to think I'm allergic to him haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

just noticed I wasn't on the list .... Ah well such is life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when typing fa... into your internet browser does not bring up facebook first haha love this one

Loved it too.......think we can all relate to that one wen someone asks for a lend of my phone I hav a panic attack or u show someone a pic and ur gripped onto it prayin they don't scroll left or right haha"

ha ha...thought I was the only.one who got panicky about that....got caught once when someone borrowed to text and the predictive text told a story ......fked

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"just noticed I wasn't on the list .... Ah well such is life "
I'm gonna eat it and fart it back out then poof no more list

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"when typing fa... into your internet browser does not bring up facebook first haha love this one

Loved it too.......think we can all relate to that one wen someone asks for a lend of my phone I hav a panic attack or u show someone a pic and ur gripped onto it prayin they don't scroll left or right haha

ha ha...thought I was the only.one who got panicky about that....got caught once when someone borrowed to text and the predictive text told a story ......fked "

happens to the best of us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

.... When you're at a swingers party and you have to go out and get more turf. (Naked)

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


".... When you're at a swingers party and you have to go out and get more turf. (Naked) "
is there a fire?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you have to clear your browser history, delete cookies and all saved passwords before anyone comes to stay *just in case* they want to use the computer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/10/14 07:37:05]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when typing fa... into your internet browser does not bring up facebook first "

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By *razy-88Man  over a year ago

belfast


"You're automatically suspicious /curious when someone uses the word Fab in an everyday conversation "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

** revise list ** so no one feels left out....

When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me, Kitty Galore, 50 Shades, Mrs S and Fun Tuna to name a few

Anyone else wanting added just let me know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

... when the local priest has gone from poking you on Facebook/to fabbing your pics on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"** revise list ** so no one feels left out....

When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me, Kitty Galore, 50 Shades, Mrs S and Fun Tina to name a few

Anyone else wanting added just let me know "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"** revise list ** so no one feels left out....

When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me, Kitty Galore, 50 Shades, Mrs S and Fun Tuna to name a few

Anyone else wanting added just let me know "

VERY GOOD lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN

[Removed by poster at 14/10/14 09:51:35]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You 'swing' as a single but become exclusive as soon as you meet someone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When there are begrudgers who can't stand seeing people have fun, although pretty sure it's not only an Irish thing.

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick

When ur pecker crawls back into ur stomach when u go to have outdoor fun after september

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"When ur pecker crawls back into ur stomach when u go to have outdoor fun after september"
two belly buttons cj? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few

Ha think we are all the same on this "

Am I still in as biteme??

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few

Ha think we are all the same on this

Am I still in as biteme??

"

I liked you as biteme.. Still think of you add that lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shall I go back Mrs s??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few

Ha think we are all the same on this

Am I still in as biteme??

I liked you as biteme.. Still think of you as that lol "

+1

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Shall I go back Mrs s?? "

I would love to go back to mine. ...I still think of myself as her lol

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By *idpunkMan  over a year ago

carrickfergus

I like my name

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"I like my name"

think it kinda suits you..pogoing in the corner lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You know your a fabber when every time you look at your browser on your phone fab is there.

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By *idpunkMan  over a year ago

carrickfergus


"I like my name

think it kinda suits you..pogoing in the corner lol "

pogoing is so this week,everybodys at it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few

Ha think we are all the same on this

Am I still in as biteme??

"

I had a nice wee message from a Bite Me this morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few

Ha think we are all the same on this

Am I still in as biteme??

I had a nice wee message from a Bite Me this morning "

You gotta love biteme

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/10/14 09:29:53]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few

Ha think we are all the same on this

Am I still in as biteme??

I had a nice wee message from a Bite Me this morning

You gotta love biteme "

hadn't heard from her in ages, thought she'd went awol lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few

Ha think we are all the same on this

Am I still in as biteme??

I had a nice wee message from a Bite Me this morning

You gotta love biteme

hadn't heard from her in ages, thought she'd went awol lol "

Same here but couldn't message her till my probation was up So been chatting again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few

Ha think we are all the same on this

Am I still in as biteme??

I had a nice wee message from a Bite Me this morning

You gotta love biteme "

Yeah you kinda do

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few

Ha think we are all the same on this

Am I still in as biteme??

I had a nice wee message from a Bite Me this morning

You gotta love biteme

Yeah you kinda do "

I think she should be bitemebaby again. .. It suits her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your phone book on your phone contains entries such as Lolli Pop, Red Hott, Bite Me and Fun Tina to name a few

Ha think we are all the same on this

Am I still in as biteme??

I had a nice wee message from a Bite Me this morning

You gotta love biteme

Yeah you kinda do

I think she should be bitemebaby again. .. It suits her "

I agree Ss

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