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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Has anyone any funny one liners to take the edge off this gloomy Monday?!?!?

"what's six inches long,two inches wide and gets woman excited......a fifty pound note

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

What's 9 inches long, hard, and white?

Er, nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's 9 inches long, hard, and white?

Er, nothing

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's 9 inches long, hard, and white?

Er, nothing

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone any funny one liners to take the edge off this gloomy Monday?!?!?

"what's six inches long,two inches wide and gets woman excited......a fifty pound note

excited....??? with just fifty pound

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

I'm a wholehearted believer in recycling. I have a bin that used to be a cardboard box and a coat and a pair of shoes that used to be a cow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Years ago it was all 'Rock'n'roll'

Nowadays it's all 'Cock'n'dole'....

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By *rossflow daveMan over a year ago

Mullingar

I know it's a bit early but , if we all pull together we could have a white Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the difference between a priest and a spot...the spot waits until your a teen before it cums on your face

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

There's something about older women that I really like..

Their daughters!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's something about older women that I really like..

Their daughters!

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