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Car fun - sounds "exhausting"!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A clumsy fumble in a rusty hatchback as a teenager is the extent my car 'fun' experience to date.
Perhaps I need to keep more of an open mind but the concept of grassy-laned, butt-naked, back seat contortionism fails to appeal to me in the slightest.
Maybe I need to upgrade from the cramped and confined 2-door experience and sample 'estate car eroticism' where at least limbs can be stretched? (On that note, are people carriers suitable for automotive orgies?)
I recently read a forum post where someone described their post-coital 'spooning' experience in the back seat of a car! I'm not sure if I'm ludicrously impressed by that feat or simply feel pity for those poor people who (understandably) crave a little affection after their "fun" but risk receiving a seat belt clip in their unsuspecting 'cubby hole' so to speak!
I just can't seem to fathom why car sex is occasionally favoured over comfortable and spacious bedroom (or any room in a house!) activity! Is it the risqué nature of it? The thought that sweaty men might be watching from the hedgerows- the rhythmic rustle of brambles being a sign that the show being offered from within your 4-wheeled sex-display booth is well worth a thorn in the cock?!
Some people enjoy watching their reflection during sex. Does the plethora of mirrors in a car enhance this? Perhaps the 'rear view' mirror provides intricate reflective imagery that a bedroom ceiling mirror can only dream of! I may be missing a trick here!
Now don't get me wrong- if a beautiful woman suggested a sensual bonnet-top leg-spreader of an experience on a breeze-less cliff top with breath-taking views of the sunset over a sandy beach somewhere hot-I could be convinced to give it another go! Unfortunately, the reality of dreary, dark and damp, crisp-packet laden carparks of Northern Ireland is much less appealing!
Can anyone convince me otherwise? I'm trying to keep an open mind here. But the thought of car sex simply fails to give me the 'horn' !
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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago
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I enjoyed reading that! Having spent a fair chunk of my teenage sexual experiences in a car I can only agree. My memories are of awkward positioning, fumbling for the seat lever and accidental horn beeping before sneaking into my house to play the innocent. College digs were a revelation! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tldr
I'll add my tuppence though.
Back seat, push front seats forward and slouch while the lady is on top.
Flip her on her back jujitsu style when you come so you don't get your own man juice falling out all over your lap.
Crack a window. It gets steamy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously, car fun is best not planned and it helps if it's not in a mini lol.We ve had some really good steamy window car fun ."
Very true. I have had some very steamy car fun moments just all were unplanned encounters.
The more spontaneous the kinkier it feels. |
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No not for me...I like my creature comforts. One of our cars is way too small and the other is a jeep which we use for horsey stuff, the thought of getting hay or the odd horseshoe stuck somewhere...no definitely not for me!!! But each to their own...  |
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By *ugarcplCouple
over a year ago
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Great post. Very astute writing. Pity there were a couple of responses from other posters stating that they fell asleep etc.
But that is to be expected when some people try so hard to be funny when tbey actually are not.
The real comedy was found in how the OP wrote his post, not in some jackass wannabe funnyman who tried so hard to dismiss it |
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"Great post. Very astute writing. Pity there were a couple of responses from other posters stating that they fell asleep etc.
But that is to be expected when some people try so hard to be funny when tbey actually are not.
The real comedy was found in how the OP wrote his post, not in some jackass wannabe funnyman who tried so hard to dismiss it "
Couldn't agree more! Well said!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't choose a car for fun but as hubs was driving us back to our meets house, it seemed polite to sit in the back with him...speed bumps were not a welcome surprise, I nearly choked. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks for the replies folks, and the compliments!
Sugarcpl, thanks for my defence. The post was possibly a little high brow and lengthy for some readers.....I'll try to dumb it down next time! |
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"Thanks for the replies folks, and the compliments!
Sugarcpl, thanks for my defence. The post was possibly a little high brow and lengthy for some readers.....I'll try to dumb it down next time!"
Why? As said before very articulate and humorous. ..I enjoy your threads immensely, it's quite refreshing to see ones written in such a manner! Keep it up!!! |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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"I've never had car fun. Not in my own or someone else's car  . Volunteers?... 
Hello  "
Note to self... Drive to Cork like a bat outta hell!  Just a pity I'm heading in the opposite direction this weekend.... Soon.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks for the replies folks, and the compliments!
Sugarcpl, thanks for my defence. The post was possibly a little high brow and lengthy for some readers.....I'll try to dumb it down next time!"
Sorry if I was rude , i absolutley didn't mean any offence at all, I'm not a morning person.Just read the whole lot now and was funny and very well written. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A clumsy fumble in a rusty hatchback as a teenager is the extent my car 'fun' experience to date.
Perhaps I need to keep more of an open mind but the concept of grassy-laned, butt-naked, back seat contortionism fails to appeal to me in the slightest.
Maybe I need to upgrade from the cramped and confined 2-door experience and sample 'estate car eroticism' where at least limbs can be stretched? (On that note, are people carriers suitable for automotive orgies?)
I recently read a forum post where someone described their post-coital 'spooning' experience in the back seat of a car! I'm not sure if I'm ludicrously impressed by that feat or simply feel pity for those poor people who (understandably) crave a little affection after their "fun" but risk receiving a seat belt clip in their unsuspecting 'cubby hole' so to speak!
I just can't seem to fathom why car sex is occasionally favoured over comfortable and spacious bedroom (or any room in a house!) activity! Is it the risqué nature of it? The thought that sweaty men might be watching from the hedgerows- the rhythmic rustle of brambles being a sign that the show being offered from within your 4-wheeled sex-display booth is well worth a thorn in the cock?!
Some people enjoy watching their reflection during sex. Does the plethora of mirrors in a car enhance this? Perhaps the 'rear view' mirror provides intricate reflective imagery that a bedroom ceiling mirror can only dream of! I may be missing a trick here!
Now don't get me wrong- if a beautiful woman suggested a sensual bonnet-top leg-spreader of an experience on a breeze-less cliff top with breath-taking views of the sunset over a sandy beach somewhere hot-I could be convinced to give it another go! Unfortunately, the reality of dreary, dark and damp, crisp-packet laden carparks of Northern Ireland is much less appealing!
Can anyone convince me otherwise? I'm trying to keep an open mind here. But the thought of car sex simply fails to give me the 'horn' !
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The incident with the car spooning (not actual spooning!) was in a range rover! There are single bedrooms smaller, I'd guess.
It can be very hot.
Of course a structured building is preferable, but when you need that particular gent, what's a girl to do!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I actually enjoy a bit of car Gymnastics now and then...
Its amazing how many ways ya can be bent and twisted when ya need it inside ya... "
Care to show me all these ways you be bent and twisted? |
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"Thanks for the replies folks, and the compliments!
Sugarcpl, thanks for my defence. The post was possibly a little high brow and lengthy for some readers.....I'll try to dumb it down next time!
Sorry if I was rude , i absolutley didn't mean any offence at all, I'm not a morning person.Just read the whole lot now and was funny and very well written."
Was very funny - no dumbing down required |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I actually enjoy a bit of car Gymnastics now and then...
Its amazing how many ways ya can be bent and twisted when ya need it inside ya...
Care to show me all these ways you be bent and twisted? "
Hmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Car fun is for teens  "
Oh but what fun it was!
Used to drive out to the beach and park up. He was so sweet and used to bring a blanket for the backseat so we could cuddle up after..... Ahh teenage romance in a Fiat Bravo - those were the days! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Car fun is for teens
Oh but what fun it was!
Used to drive out to the beach and park up. He was so sweet and used to bring a blanket for the backseat so we could cuddle up after..... Ahh teenage romance in a Fiat Bravo - those were the days!"
Lmfao @ fiat.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Car fun is for teens
Oh but what fun it was!
Used to drive out to the beach and park up. He was so sweet and used to bring a blanket for the backseat so we could cuddle up after..... Ahh teenage romance in a Fiat Bravo - those were the days!
Lmfao @ fiat.. "
Fiat ye did well to get it off the beach before it rusted away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Car fun is for teens
Oh but what fun it was!
Used to drive out to the beach and park up. He was so sweet and used to bring a blanket for the backseat so we could cuddle up after..... Ahh teenage romance in a Fiat Bravo - those were the days!
Lmfao @ fiat..
Fiat ye did well to get it off the beach before it rusted away. "
It did the job at the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I actually enjoy a bit of car Gymnastics now and then...
Its amazing how many ways ya can be bent and twisted when ya need it inside ya...
Care to show me all these ways you be bent and twisted?
Hmmmm "
I'll take that as a potential yes, lol.
Car fun is a different type of fun, can be just as exciting and it heats up very quickly |
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"Tldr
I'll add my tuppence though.
Back seat, push front seats forward and slouch while the lady is on top.
Flip her on her back jujitsu style when you come so you don't get your own man juice falling out all over your lap.
Crack a window. It gets steamy."
Do put the seats forward but can't do jujitsu so I normally also tilt the front seat forward too. I slightly crack one window and enjoy the back seat. |
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