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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So what would make up a Fab code of honour? A little Friday afternoon entertainment... Here are a couple off the top of my head:
1. Be a perv, be proud of being a perv but don't be rude about it
2. Always misbehave at every given opportunity 
3.....?
Belle x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you must have a "cock to die for" 
And be able to "suck like a pro"  
and squirt like a fountain
And treat her with respect.....or else!  "
Or else what? ?????  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a job where skiving is possible so you can sit on the forums all day long 
I want one of those
Ehhh what are you in Portstewart for? "
A) for a stroll and cajole
B) for an ice cream
C) to blow the cobwebs out
All hard work |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you must have a "cock to die for"
And be able to "suck like a pro"
and squirt like a fountain
And treat her with respect.....or else!
Or else what? ?????
Or else don't "
Fine I won't then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a job where skiving is possible so you can sit on the forums all day long
I want one of those
Ehhh what are you in Portstewart for?
A) for a stroll and cajole
B) for an ice cream
C) to blow the cobwebs out
All hard work"
And not a sign of skiving in sight |
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"you must have a "cock to die for"
And be able to "suck like a pro"
and squirt like a fountain
And treat her with respect.....or else!
Or else what? ?????
Or else don't
Fine I won't then "
That's that sorted then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a job where skiving is possible so you can sit on the forums all day long
I want one of those
Ehhh what are you in Portstewart for?
A) for a stroll and cajole
B) for an ice cream
C) to blow the cobwebs out
All hard work
And not a sign of skiving in sight "
Perish the thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you must have a "cock to die for"
And be able to "suck like a pro"
and squirt like a fountain
And treat her with respect.....or else!
Or else what? ?????
Or else don't
Fine I won't then
That's that sorted then. "
Its like you're a fab guru |
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"you must have a "cock to die for"
And be able to "suck like a pro"
and squirt like a fountain
And treat her with respect.....or else!
Or else what? ?????
Or else don't
Fine I won't then
That's that sorted then.
Its like you're a fab guru "
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Yes, my child. It is indeed so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Always flirt with every person that tickles your fancy, even if they are married (you never know, might be a great mfm, fmf or whatever else out of it).
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"You must think of the most unappealing profile name followed up by the most offensive tagline....guaranteed to win over the hearts of all
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E.G.
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Fanny McArsebiscuits...
"OMG! I've just had a dribble of poo mixed with cum trickle out of my rear end after being bummed by a guy with a cock to die for!"
That sort of thing?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You must think of the most unappealing profile name followed up by the most offensive tagline....guaranteed to win over the hearts of all
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Have you been reading my profile again? |
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"You must think of the most unappealing profile name followed up by the most offensive tagline....guaranteed to win over the hearts of all
.
E.G.
.
Fanny McArsebiscuits...
"OMG! I've just had a dribble of poo mixed with cum trickle out of my rear end after being bummed by a guy with a cock to die for!"
That sort of thing? "
Something like that although I have a real soft spot for the. .
sofuckinbigiWillsplityourarseintwo.... Guy
whose strapline reads
need my ball bag emptied.. Who wants to lick my ballroot now bitches...stylee
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"You must think of the most unappealing profile name followed up by the most offensive tagline....guaranteed to win over the hearts of all
.
E.G.
.
Fanny McArsebiscuits...
"OMG! I've just had a dribble of poo mixed with cum trickle out of my rear end after being bummed by a guy with a cock to die for!"
That sort of thing?
Something like that although I have a real soft spot for the. .
sofuckinbigiWillsplityourarseintwo.... Guy
whose strapline reads
need my ball bag emptied.. Who wants to lick my ballroot now bitches...stylee
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It does possess a certain charm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always have clean underwear.
Always have spare underwear...
Always take someone else's underwear
*for men.
or just don't wear underwear! "
or offer to buy used underwear  |
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"So what would make up a Fab code of honour? A little Friday afternoon entertainment... Here are a couple off the top of my head:
1. Be a perv, be proud of being a perv but don't be rude about it
2. Always misbehave at every given opportunity
3.....?
Belle x "
. Be polite and never insult anyone . Treat other people as you wish to be treated. Be prepared - have a supply of condoms . |
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