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over a year ago
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Don't you just love getting home from work and when you open the door there's a big pile of goodies waiting for you, that will make play time more fun
But then there's also the junk mail from some desperate door to door salesman trying to sell you his wares!!! He must be trying to get his bonus this week so he can buy all his fab buddies a drink in Benidorm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The fuckin cheek of some folk bud, firing junk mail through your door.
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It's not worth the paper it's wrote on, as if I'm going to subscribe to that service although he did leave a nice little message on the back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was it a year supply off bog role ha ha have a great holiday mate.
Biggles you actually not far of the mark lol cheers pal I intend too "
I heard Kitten Soft sales were up today ha ha. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Was it a year supply off bog role ha ha have a great holiday mate.
Biggles you actually not far of the mark lol cheers pal I intend too
I heard Kitten Soft sales were up today ha ha."
This paper wouldn't exactly be soft on the bum lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol
Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here
and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! ! "
I was the one who was out working hard |
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"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol
Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here
and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !
I was the one who was out working hard "
me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol
Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here
and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !
I was the one who was out working hard
me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol... "
If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was it a year supply off bog role ha ha have a great holiday mate.
Biggles you actually not far of the mark lol cheers pal I intend too
I heard Kitten Soft sales were up today ha ha.
This paper wouldn't exactly be soft on the bum lol
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My granny used to cut up squares of this type of paper for her outside loo... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Was it a year supply off bog role ha ha have a great holiday mate.
Biggles you actually not far of the mark lol cheers pal I intend too
I heard Kitten Soft sales were up today ha ha.
This paper wouldn't exactly be soft on the bum lol
My granny used to cut up squares of this type of paper for her outside loo... "
That's about all its good for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was it a year supply off bog role ha ha have a great holiday mate.
Biggles you actually not far of the mark lol cheers pal I intend too
I heard Kitten Soft sales were up today ha ha.
This paper wouldn't exactly be soft on the bum lol
My granny used to cut up squares of this type of paper for her outside loo...
That's about all its good for "
Meooowwwwww!!! |
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"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol
Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here
and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !
I was the one who was out working hard
me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...
If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol "
It was very nice , tall dark and handsome. ... What's not to like. ..Although I may just have teased the poor guy a little... it was definitely more interesting than working lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol
Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here
and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !
I was the one who was out working hard
me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...
If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol "
You saying you could do better? |
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"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol
Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here
and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !
I was the one who was out working hard
me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...
If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol
You saying you could do better? "
he could have had coffee with me .. But then I'm brunette lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The fuckin cheek of some folk bud, firing junk mail through your door.
It's not worth the paper it's wrote on, as if I'm going to subscribe to that service although he did leave a nice little message on the back "
I'm sure he put the yellow slip in with his daily orders and your service should start Monday
P.s I considered kicking the back door in to half inch your tv and make a cuppa but your neighbours with the webbed feet were eyeballin me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol
Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here
and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !
I was the one who was out working hard
me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...
If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol
You saying you could do better?
he could have had coffee with me .. But then I'm brunette lol "
Ah the dreaded brunette wall block again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was it a year supply off bog role ha ha have a great holiday mate.
Biggles you actually not far of the mark lol cheers pal I intend too
I heard Kitten Soft sales were up today ha ha.
This paper wouldn't exactly be soft on the bum lol
My granny used to cut up squares of this type of paper for her outside loo...
That's about all its good for
Meooowwwwww!!!"
Tell me about it. ...work wars is on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol
Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here
and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !
I was the one who was out working hard
me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...
If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol
You saying you could do better?
he could have had coffee with me .. But then I'm brunette lol
Ah the dreaded brunette wall block again "
Ah he's a hairist barsteward |
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"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol
Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here
and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !
I was the one who was out working hard
me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...
If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol
You saying you could do better?
he could have had coffee with me .. But then I'm brunette lol
Ah the dreaded brunette wall block again "
I know kinky. . We're bate out. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol
Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here
and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !
I was the one who was out working hard
me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...
If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol
You saying you could do better?
he could have had coffee with me .. But then I'm brunette lol
Ah the dreaded brunette wall block again
Ah he's a hairist barsteward"
I can't really talk as prefer the bald look |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol
Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here
and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !
I was the one who was out working hard
me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...
If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol
You saying you could do better?
he could have had coffee with me .. But then I'm brunette lol
Ah the dreaded brunette wall block again
Ah he's a hairist barsteward
I can't really talk as prefer the bald look "
Nowt wrong with that |
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"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol
Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here
and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !
I was the one who was out working hard
me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...
If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol
You saying you could do better?
he could have had coffee with me .. But then I'm brunette lol
Ah the dreaded brunette wall block again
Ah he's a hairist barsteward
I can't really talk as prefer the bald look
Nowt wrong with that "
I didn't know he worked in a bar |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bestie.....never worry dumpster has probably got one of those breeze block old tellies anyway.....not worth lifting......!! "
Oi you my tele is my pride and joy, only thing i have of any value lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol
Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here
and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !
I was the one who was out working hard
me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...
If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol
You saying you could do better? "
Yeah I'd prefer a pint with you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol
Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here
and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !
I was the one who was out working hard
me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...
If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol
You saying you could do better?
he could have had coffee with me .. But then I'm brunette lol "
I live in hope of you going blonde |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The fuckin cheek of some folk bud, firing junk mail through your door.
It's not worth the paper it's wrote on, as if I'm going to subscribe to that service although he did leave a nice little message on the back
I'm sure he put the yellow slip in with his daily orders and your service should start Monday
P.s I considered kicking the back door in to half inch your tv and make a cuppa but your neighbours with the webbed feet were eyeballin me "
Ha ha and I won't even be there to cancel the service |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bestie.....never worry dumpster has probably got one of those breeze block old tellies anyway.....not worth lifting......!!
Oi you my tele is my pride and joy, only thing i have of any value lol "
lol......typical bloke then!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bestie.....never worry dumpster has probably got one of those breeze block old tellies anyway.....not worth lifting......!! "
Telepathic, size of it I tell ya, I almost threw my back out just looking at it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bestie.....never worry dumpster has probably got one of those breeze block old tellies anyway.....not worth lifting......!! "
Telepathic, size of it I tell ya, I almost threw my back out just looking at it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where you working hard today lotta! Lol
Stalking my house more like, thankfully the TV is still here
and ya didn't even make poor banabas a coffee! ! Shame on you Mr duffer! !
I was the one who was out working hard
me to. . Although I did skive for a spontaneous coffee meet this afternoon lol...
If I wasn't working my spontaneous coffee meet would have been with lotta I'm sure yours was much more entertaining lol
You saying you could do better?
Yeah I'd prefer a pint with you "
Half six tomorrow morning? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The fuckin cheek of some folk bud, firing junk mail through your door.
It's not worth the paper it's wrote on, as if I'm going to subscribe to that service although he did leave a nice little message on the back
I'm sure he put the yellow slip in with his daily orders and your service should start Monday
P.s I considered kicking the back door in to half inch your tv and make a cuppa but your neighbours with the webbed feet were eyeballin me
Ha ha and I won't even be there to cancel the service "
That's the plan, thank you for contributing to a salesman's wages, much obliged |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bestie.....never worry dumpster has probably got one of those breeze block old tellies anyway.....not worth lifting......!!
Telepathic, size of it I tell ya, I almost threw my back out just looking at it "
Lol.......i can imagine!! |
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