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over a year ago
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did u know in the space of 66 years we went from flying the first plane, to... wait for it.. landing on the moon... all in 66 years!! now that's impressive
just thought id add that on
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the average person will spend 25 years asleep..
and you deffo will if your still reading this thread
go to bed !!!!"
U never know when this information might b useful |
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"did u know in the space of 66 years we went from flying the first plane, to... wait for it.. landing on the moon... all in 66 years!! now that's impressive
just thought id add that on
zzzzzzzzzz"
Did you know the astronauts of Apollo 12 (the second mission to land on the moon) had playboy centrefolds photocopied into their mission checklists by their backup crew? They didn't realise until they were on the moon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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this is so inspiring, I had to google some facts about sex... here are a few ones which must be true because they're on the internet!
- A woman is more likely to want to commit adultery during ovulation than at any other time in her cycle.
........ I can relate to the horniness at that time of the month
- The point at which the average man reaches his sexual peak is between the ages of 17 and 18.
.......... 
- White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree.
............ 
- A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories.
............ much less than I thought
- Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend
............. YES!!!!
- Sex can relieve a headache – it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain.
............. I could use some release right now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend
OMG... AM I STILL GONNA HAVE TO FUCK THIS BITCH WHEN SHES OVER 80
SIGGHHHHHH |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend
OMG... AM I STILL GONNA HAVE TO FUCK THIS BITCH WHEN SHES OVER 80
SIGGHHHHHH"
Lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend
OMG... AM I STILL GONNA HAVE TO FUCK THIS BITCH WHEN SHES OVER 80
SIGGHHHHHH"
hahaha!!! It gives me hope that I'll still have sex for more than 40 years!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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60% of non-smoking women have had no sexual partners in the past year, while 70% of women who smoke have had more than four lovers over the same timescale.
.......... time to start smoking again!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend
OMG... AM I STILL GONNA HAVE TO FUCK THIS BITCH WHEN SHES OVER 80
SIGGHHHHHH
hahaha!!! It gives me hope that I'll still have sex for more than 40 years!! "
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"this is so inspiring, I had to google some facts about sex... here are a few ones which must be true because they're on the internet!
- A woman is more likely to want to commit adultery during ovulation than at any other time in her cycle.
........ I can relate to the horniness at that time of the month
- The point at which the average man reaches his sexual peak is between the ages of 17 and 18.
..........
- White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree.
............
- A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories.
............ much less than I thought
- Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend
............. YES!!!!
- Sex can relieve a headache – it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain.
............. I could use some release right now!"
Believe it or not
Suffers of chronic cluster headache are asked to partake in sex at the onset of an attack by a prominent consultant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"60% of non-smoking women have had no sexual partners in the past year, while 70% of women who smoke have had more than four lovers over the same timescale.
.......... time to start smoking again!!!"
I don't think ull have a problem sweet x |
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"this is so inspiring, I had to google some facts about sex... here are a few ones which must be true because they're on the internet!
- A woman is more likely to want to commit adultery during ovulation than at any other time in her cycle.
........ I can relate to the horniness at that time of the month
- The point at which the average man reaches his sexual peak is between the ages of 17 and 18.
..........
- White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree.
............
- A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories.
............ much less than I thought
- Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend
............. YES!!!!
- Sex can relieve a headache – it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain.
............. I could use some release right now!
Believe it or not
Suffers of chronic cluster headache are asked to partake in sex at the onset of an attack by a prominent consultant "
I know but he was my tax consultant. . It seemed a little forward to me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"this is so inspiring, I had to google some facts about sex... here are a few ones which must be true because they're on the internet!
- A woman is more likely to want to commit adultery during ovulation than at any other time in her cycle.
........ I can relate to the horniness at that time of the month
- The point at which the average man reaches his sexual peak is between the ages of 17 and 18.
..........
- White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree.
............
- A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories.
............ much less than I thought
- Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend
............. YES!!!!
- Sex can relieve a headache – it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain.
............. I could use some release right now!
Believe it or not
Suffers of chronic cluster headache are asked to partake in sex at the onset of an attack by a prominent consultant
I know but he was my tax consultant. . It seemed a little forward to me "
Tax deductable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20
this isn't true.
But we all know what 420 means don't we?"
no...do tell, for the uneducated  |
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over a year ago
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"60% of non-smoking women have had no sexual partners in the past year, while 70% of women who smoke have had more than four lovers over the same timescale.
.......... time to start smoking again!!!"
Why did you ever give up is the question  |
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"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20
this isn't true.
But we all know what 420 means don't we?
It is true though"
Nope.
Please find enclosed proof, and any excuse this watch this classic scene again, Walken's a legend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFtHjV4c4uw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20
this isn't true.
But we all know what 420 means don't we?
It is true though
Nope.
Please find enclosed proof, and any excuse this watch this classic scene again, Walken's a legend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFtHjV4c4uw"
Upon further inspection you're correct but did you know Quentin Tarantino deliberated over whether he should play Jimmy or Lance? |
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"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20
this isn't true.
But we all know what 420 means don't we?
It is true though
Nope.
Please find enclosed proof, and any excuse this watch this classic scene again, Walken's a legend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFtHjV4c4uw
Upon further inspection you're correct but did you know Quentin Tarantino deliberated over whether he should play Jimmy or Lance?"
I did not, but have you noticed the trademark "tarantino shot" in each of his movies?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rebeccae/the-tarantino-shot-nzp |
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"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20
this isn't true.
But we all know what 420 means don't we?
It is true though
Nope.
Please find enclosed proof, and any excuse this watch this classic scene again, Walken's a legend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFtHjV4c4uw
Upon further inspection you're correct but did you know Quentin Tarantino deliberated over whether he should play Jimmy or Lance?"
simple ans.. Don't make me Google. . I'm too tired  what does 420 mean?  |
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simple ans.. Don't make me Google. . I'm too tired what does 420 mean? "
its history is murky, but one school of thought is that it's the time when many americans wish to inhale some controlled substances. so i'm told. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20
this isn't true.
But we all know what 420 means don't we?
It is true though
Nope.
Please find enclosed proof, and any excuse this watch this classic scene again, Walken's a legend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFtHjV4c4uw
Upon further inspection you're correct but did you know Quentin Tarantino deliberated over whether he should play Jimmy or Lance?
I did not, but have you noticed the trademark "tarantino shot" in each of his movies?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rebeccae/the-tarantino-shot-nzp"
Always somebody in the boot  |
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"all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20
this isn't true.
But we all know what 420 means don't we?
It is true though
Nope.
Please find enclosed proof, and any excuse this watch this classic scene again, Walken's a legend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFtHjV4c4uw
Upon further inspection you're correct but did you know Quentin Tarantino deliberated over whether he should play Jimmy or Lance?
I did not, but have you noticed the trademark "tarantino shot" in each of his movies?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rebeccae/the-tarantino-shot-nzp
Always somebody in the boot "
o thought it was women's feet! Doesn't he really like feet? Esp uma thermans .. Thank you Mr mingo!!  |
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Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.
British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh.
Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter.
A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year.
A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.
Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you. |
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"Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.
British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh.
Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter.
A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year.
A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.
Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you."
I must be a gymnophoramaniac |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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"Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first."
But WHY? How did he discover he had a penchant for wasps?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter."
The female fruitflies in dublin mustn't have been putting out this summer with the amount of feckers I fished out of my wine!! Grrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women on top for 10 min ll burn 300 calories ...just seen that on internet .. it is better than 30 min in the gim .. ha ha ..20 min on top 600 calories ..love it ..sounds amazing "
Jump aboard lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"60% of non-smoking women have had no sexual partners in the past year, while 70% of women who smoke have had more than four lovers over the same timescale.
.......... time to start smoking again!!!
Why did you ever give up is the question "
apparently smoking is bad for your health |
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"a woman on top with a paste brush in their hands will burn 600 cals.. may as well get the bitches working while theyre enjoying themselves "
you kinky bastard |
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"a woman on top with a paste brush in their hands will burn 600 cals.. may as well get the bitches working while theyre enjoying themselves "
Expert multitasking skills |
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"60% of non-smoking women have had no sexual partners in the past year, while 70% of women who smoke have had more than four lovers over the same timescale.
.......... time to start smoking again!!!
Why did you ever give up is the question
apparently smoking is bad for your health"
But good for your sex life |
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"Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.
But WHY? How did he discover he had a penchant for wasps? "
Open mindedness? |
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"a woman on top with a paste brush in their hands will burn 600 cals.. may as well get the bitches working while theyre enjoying themselves "
But isn't a paste brush without paste just a brush??? |
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"Woody do u now someone who need the paint work done with a women on top and paste brush in hands ?? Ha ha "
If you'd only asked me that on Monday RB lol Mind you, if you're up for it, I wouldn't say no Wonder what we could use to rinse the brush through?? Any ideas RB? |
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"Woody do u now someone who need the paint work done with a women on top and paste brush in hands ?? Ha ha
If you'd only asked me that on Monday RB lol Mind you, if you're up for it, I wouldn't say no Wonder what we could use to rinse the brush through?? Any ideas RB?"
Ha ha i can use Mr Crazy ass to rinse the brush ..or keep it there to not get dry ha ha ... it is only cos he said he ll give paste brush to the women on top ..to burn out 600 caloris |
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