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tuesday nite fab bar is now open

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok ladys and gents the fab bar is now open jukebox in the corner pool table in the back bar drinks half price happ hour im ur fab barman tonite biggles is my name please come in and have the craic beer garden out the back for the smokers have fun everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Voddy and ...Pleassseeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex on the beach please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I'm feeling like celebrating my 2nd place in the avatar challenge so I'll have a......... Vodka and diet 7up please, make it a large one biggles

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By *llie and ApplesCouple over a year ago

where ever

Uisce bubbles pour moi;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint larger for me please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Big glass of cold pinot grigo please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tina you'll have it anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Big glass of cold pinot grigo please

This rounds on me xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knock knock let me in.....ill have a wine on the rocks please......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not in the humour of verbally abusing anyone tonight so I will lay off the wine and have a pint of the black stuff

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

Pint of galway bay's "of foam and fury" please.

Yes I'm a beer snob...whaddya mean you don't stock it??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tina you'll have it anywhere

When I'm finished with the sex on the beach I'll have a slow comfortable screw up against the wall

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok ladys and gents here comes drinks the first round on the house feed the juke box some music.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tina I'll need your help keeping _ohn mingo and lotta away from the juke box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok ladys and gents here comes drinks the first round on the house feed the juke box some music."

Thanks hon going down a treat....

Music I'm sexy and I know it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we get some music on in here though no sexy and I know it, unless people want to see tuna sing again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we get some music on in here though no sexy and I know it, unless people want to see tuna sing again

Hahahaha!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trow me up a wee jemmy there mrs p's paying for it. Cheers biggles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First vody going down too well, nearly time for shots!

Where's missy? She owes me some body shots!

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Tina I'll need your help keeping _ohn mingo and lotta away from the juke box

Who needs a jukebox when Lotta's on guitar and I'm on bass?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

( no alcohol till weekend. Anyone need a nominated driver in this bar ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im getting tina up with the microphone lol simon cowell be into tonite ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Trow me up a wee jemmy there mrs p's paying for it. Cheers biggles

on the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

( no alcohol till weekend. Anyone need a nominated driver in this bar ?"

No thanks but you can come on and shake that ass (and boobs, I'm a perv) on the dance floor with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tina I'll need your help keeping _ohn mingo and lotta away from the juke box

They'll have a hard time getting through me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we get some music on in here though no sexy and I know it, unless people want to see tuna sing again

Hahahaha!!!!"

Funny fuckers lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Trow me up a wee jemmy there mrs p's paying for it. Cheers biggles

Of course hardy!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im getting tina up with the microphone lol simon cowell be into tonite ha ha."

Oh biggles hunny you don't want to clear the place already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have a 'slow comfortable screw' please, and throw in a few hot nuts please Biggles. Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right I'll have that screw against the wall now please barman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we get some music on in here though no sexy and I know it, unless people want to see tuna sing again

Hahahaha!!!!

Funny fuckers lol"

Knots maybe we best not buy that kareoke machine......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any Coors light Biggles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have a 'slow comfortable screw' please, and throw in a few hot nuts please Biggles. Cheers! "

Good call red, make that hot nuts for two

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any Coors light Biggles? "

off course there is from the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's Mrs s i wanna do some twirking. .........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a 'slow comfortable screw' please, and throw in a few hot nuts please Biggles. Cheers! "

on the way there hottie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we get some music on in here though no sexy and I know it, unless people want to see tuna sing again

Hahahaha!!!!

Funny fuckers lol

Knots maybe we best not buy that kareoke machine......

Ah do I'll have you all piss in yourselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Trow me up a wee jemmy there mrs p's paying for it. Cheers biggles

Of course hardy!!

that be 3.70 for hardys gemmy lol please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any Coors light Biggles?

off course there is from the fridge."

That'll do, and a bag of crisps & a red lemonade for the fella.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh a southern comfort and red please.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we get some music on in here though no sexy and I know it, unless people want to see tuna sing again

Hahahaha!!!!

Funny fuckers lol

Knots maybe we best not buy that kareoke machine......

Ah do I'll have you all piss in yourselves

Pmsl......don't think knots windows are strong enough!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we get some music on in here though no sexy and I know it, unless people want to see tuna sing again

Hahahaha!!!!

Funny fuckers lol

Knots maybe we best not buy that kareoke machine......

Ah do I'll have you all piss in yourselves

Pmsl......don't think knots windows are strong enough!!

Shit never thought of that ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooohhhhhh

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Not me....only just arrived. Will have a glass of white wine please

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Any Coors light Biggles? "

Tsk...let me broaden that pallette for you.

Barkeep! A round of staropramen, blacks of kinsale IPA, and an O'Hara's double IPA stat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who started this party with out me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any Coors light Biggles?

off course there is from the fridge.

That'll do, and a bag of crisps & a red lemonade for the fella."

salt and vinegar or chesse and onion only.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Trow me up a wee jemmy there mrs p's paying for it. Cheers biggles

Of course hardy!!

that be 3.70 for hardys gemmy lol please

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lol I think she's out back twirking biggles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Not me....only just arrived. Will have a glass of white wine please

I will get that... Peace offering

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Oooh i know!!!

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Not me....only just arrived. Will have a glass of white wine please

I will get that... Peace offering

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Trow me up a wee jemmy there mrs p's paying for it. Cheers biggles

Of course hardy!!

that be 3.70 for hardys gemmy lol please

lol I think she's out back twirking biggles

i think so lmao lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Oooh i know!!!

come on spill lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Trow me up a wee jemmy there mrs p's paying for it. Cheers biggles

Of course hardy!!

that be 3.70 for hardys gemmy lol please

Ha......stick it on my tab.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Not me....only just arrived. Will have a glass of white wine please

I will get that... Peace offering

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Not me....only just arrived. Will have a glass of white wine please

I will get that... Peace offering

Thankyou

You want chocolate too???

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By *imwildWoman over a year ago

around

"Ok ladys and gents the fab bar is now open jukebox in the corner pool table in the back bar drinks half price happ hour im ur fab barman tonite biggles is my name please come in and have the craic beer garden out the back for the smokers have fun everyone.

Is there wheelchair access?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Oooh i know!!!

come on spill lol.

Its Mrs s and missy. .......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any Coors light Biggles?

Tsk...let me broaden that pallette for you.

Barkeep! A round of staropramen, blacks of kinsale IPA, and an O'Hara's double IPA stat!"

You & Mr69 can drink the IPA, I'll have the Star though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think you need help biggles I'm still waiting for my southern comfort and red

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Not me....only just arrived. Will have a glass of white wine please

I will get that... Peace offering

Thankyou

You want chocolate too???

I,ll share it with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think you need help biggles I'm still waiting for my southern comfort and red

jump in there tina lol behind the bar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you need help biggles I'm still waiting for my southern comfort and red

Flash your boobs that might get you served quicker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is there wheelchair access?"

i get two strappin lads to help yea in lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you need help biggles I'm still waiting for my southern comfort and red

jump in there tina lol behind the bar."

Only if I get free drink hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think you need help biggles I'm still waiting for my southern comfort and red

Flash your boobs that might get you served quicker

Ssshhhhh me rep me rep lol ha ha .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think you need help biggles I'm still waiting for my southern comfort and red

jump in there tina lol behind the bar.

Only if I get free drink hun

lol a few pints after .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think I could get a hot chocolate with flake and marshmallows?

no drinking on a school night!

Is it too early to request Fairy tale of New York, on the juke box?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Not me....only just arrived. Will have a glass of white wine please

I will get that... Peace offering

Thankyou

You want chocolate too???

I,ll share it with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think I'll pop out for a ciggie, who's out in the smoking garden?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Think I could get a hot chocolate with flake and marshmallows?

no drinking on a school night!

Is it too early to request Fairy tale of New York, on the juke box?

were taking xmas party bookings lol food and all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I'll pop out for a ciggie, who's out in the smoking garden?"

Me is there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I'll pop out for a ciggie, who's out in the smoking garden?"

There's 2 strapping lads just gone out Lollipop...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I'll pop out for a ciggie, who's out in the smoking garden?

Me is there

Im coming for a gossip......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I could get a hot chocolate with flake and marshmallows?

no drinking on a school night!

Is it too early to request Fairy tale of New York, on the juke box?

were taking xmas party bookings lol food and all

Can I pay one on for Duffer if he turns up Biggles? tell him no hard feelings eh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I'll pop out for a ciggie, who's out in the smoking garden?

There's 2 strapping lads just gone out Lollipop..."

Two strapping lads eh??? Hmm kinky and Mrs p contain urselves!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I'll pop out for a ciggie, who's out in the smoking garden?

Me is there

Im coming for a gossip......

I'm coming for a perv

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Think I could get a hot chocolate with flake and marshmallows?

no drinking on a school night!

Is it too early to request Fairy tale of New York, on the juke box?

were taking xmas party bookings lol food and all

Can I pay one on for Duffer if he turns up Biggles? tell him no hard feelings eh."

i leave it behind the bar for him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Oooh i know!!!

come on spill lol.

Its Mrs s and missy. .......

Shhhuuuuuusssshhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I'll pop out for a ciggie, who's out in the smoking garden?

There's 2 strapping lads just gone out Lollipop...

Two strapping lads eh??? Hmm kinky and Mrs p contain urselves!"

Lol......knots you bring the ropes ill bring the whip.....lolli is on handcuffs duty!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you need help biggles I'm still waiting for my southern comfort and red

jump in there tina lol behind the bar.

Only if I get free drink hun

lol a few pints after ."

Hic hic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Handcuffs at the ready!!!!!! Had to prize them out of Tina's hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Oooh i know!!!

come on spill lol.

Its Mrs s and missy. .......

Shhhuuuuuusssshhhhh

Squish over i want a threeway!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I'll pop out for a ciggie, who's out in the smoking garden?

There's 2 strapping lads just gone out Lollipop...

Two strapping lads eh??? Hmm kinky and Mrs p contain urselves!

Lol......knots you bring the ropes ill bring the whip.....lolli is on handcuffs duty!!!

Who's got the gags?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handcuffs at the ready!!!!!! Had to prize them out of Tina's hands "

Bad tina! !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I'll pop out for a ciggie, who's out in the smoking garden?

There's 2 strapping lads just gone out Lollipop...

Two strapping lads eh??? Hmm kinky and Mrs p contain urselves!

Lol......knots you bring the ropes ill bring the whip.....lolli is on handcuffs duty!!!

Who's got the gags?

Lottas popped home to get them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handcuffs at the ready!!!!!! Had to prize them out of Tina's hands "

Yeah but did you see who was attached to them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I'll pop out for a ciggie, who's out in the smoking garden?

There's 2 strapping lads just gone out Lollipop...

Two strapping lads eh??? Hmm kinky and Mrs p contain urselves!

Lol......knots you bring the ropes ill bring the whip.....lolli is on handcuffs duty!!!

Who's got the gags?

Lottas popped home to get them

lol....he's still wearing it from Dublin!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handcuffs at the ready!!!!!! Had to prize them out of Tina's hands

Yeah but did you see who was attached to them

Was that fast lad you had tied up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I'll pop out for a ciggie, who's out in the smoking garden?

There's 2 strapping lads just gone out Lollipop...

Two strapping lads eh??? Hmm kinky and Mrs p contain urselves!

Lol......knots you bring the ropes ill bring the whip.....lolli is on handcuffs duty!!!

Who's got the gags?

Lottas popped home to get them

lol....he's still wearing it from Dublin!!

Gotta keep em in check

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handcuffs at the ready!!!!!! Had to prize them out of Tina's hands

Yeah but did you see who was attached to them

Was that fast lad you had tied up?"

Yeah and he got away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handcuffs at the ready!!!!!! Had to prize them out of Tina's hands

Yeah but did you see who was attached to them

Was that fast lad you had tied up?

Yeah and he got away

Probably just needs a breather T

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handcuffs at the ready!!!!!! Had to prize them out of Tina's hands

Yeah but did you see who was attached to them

Was that fast lad you had tied up?

Yeah and he got away

Probably just needs a breather T"

Well I'll find another victim when the handcuffs are free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Oooh i know!!!

come on spill lol.

Its Mrs s and missy. .......

Shhhuuuuuusssshhhhh

Squish over i want a threeway!!

Anytime!!

but you know we wouldn't be hiding behind the fag machine!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Oooh i know!!!

come on spill lol.

Its Mrs s and missy. .......

Shhhuuuuuusssshhhhh

Squish over i want a threeway!!

Anytime!!

but you know we wouldn't be hiding behind the fag machine!

No body puts baby in a corner! Or behind a fag machine

Now missy you know you owe me body shots??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*sneaks over to the Juke Box & puts on 'Jump around'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Oooh i know!!!

come on spill lol.

Its Mrs s and missy. .......

Shhhuuuuuusssshhhhh

Squish over i want a threeway!!

Anytime!!

but you know we wouldn't be hiding behind the fag machine!

Haha.....dirrrrrty girrrrls.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Oooh i know!!!

come on spill lol.

Its Mrs s and missy. .......

Shhhuuuuuusssshhhhh

Squish over i want a threeway!!

Anytime!!

but you know we wouldn't be hiding behind the fag machine!

No body puts baby in a corner! Or behind a fag machine

Now missy you know you owe me body shots??"

some dirty dancing is aloud

oh pervie barman me ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooooooo if I were to go the bar think ill jade to be brought home the week I am having.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooooooo if I were to go the bar think ill jade to be brought home the week I am having.

Ah chin up, there's drinks a plenty here, what are you having? My round!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Oooh i know!!!

come on spill lol.

Its Mrs s and missy. .......

Shhhuuuuuusssshhhhh

Squish over i want a threeway!!

Anytime!!

but you know we wouldn't be hiding behind the fag machine!

No body puts baby in a corner! Or behind a fag machine

Now missy you know you owe me body shots??

some dirty dancing is aloud

oh pervie barman me ha ha."

Oh who wants to practice the lifts! I'm d*unk and this is a brilliant and flawless plan, what could go wrong!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Oooh i know!!!

come on spill lol.

Its Mrs s and missy. .......

Shhhuuuuuusssshhhhh

Squish over i want a threeway!!

Anytime!!

but you know we wouldn't be hiding behind the fag machine!

No body puts baby in a corner! Or behind a fag machine

Now missy you know you owe me body shots??

some dirty dancing is aloud

oh pervie barman me ha ha.

Oh who wants to practice the lifts! I'm d*unk and this is a brilliant and flawless plan, what could go wrong!!!"

Oh nothing all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Oooh i know!!!

come on spill lol.

Its Mrs s and missy. .......

Shhhuuuuuusssshhhhh

Squish over i want a threeway!!

Anytime!!

but you know we wouldn't be hiding behind the fag machine!

No body puts baby in a corner! Or behind a fag machine

Now missy you know you owe me body shots??"

Oh I've not forgotten!!

I feel a Coyote Ugly bar dance coming on!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give the bar a drink there biggles lol and don't forget the go go girls there down the back some of the best twirking I've seen in a long time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give the bar a drink there biggles lol and don't forget the go go girls there down the back some of the best twirking I've seen in a long time

Twerking is a cruel mistress Hardy, I put my back out earlier.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Oooh i know!!!

come on spill lol.

Its Mrs s and missy. .......

Shhhuuuuuusssshhhhh

Squish over i want a threeway!!

Anytime!!

but you know we wouldn't be hiding behind the fag machine!

No body puts baby in a corner! Or behind a fag machine

Now missy you know you owe me body shots??

Oh I've not forgotten!!

I feel a Coyote Ugly bar dance coming on!!

Change the juke box and someone give me a hoosh up onto this bar, best take my heels off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes miss lolli what can hic I hic get hic you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Give the bar a drink there biggles lol and don't forget the go go girls there down the back some of the best twirking I've seen in a long time

i have a carlsberg on for me there now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clear the bar Tina, we're gonna get up and boogie!!!!

Oh best get a round in for everyone, shots for all!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder whos that snogging by the fag machine.

Oooh i know!!!

come on spill lol.

Its Mrs s and missy. .......

Shhhuuuuuusssshhhhh

Squish over i want a threeway!!

Anytime!!

but you know we wouldn't be hiding behind the fag machine!

No body puts baby in a corner! Or behind a fag machine

Now missy you know you owe me body shots??

Oh I've not forgotten!!

I feel a Coyote Ugly bar dance coming on!!

Change the juke box and someone give me a hoosh up onto this bar, best take my heels off"

Just don't throw them too far Loretta will need them for cork

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woo hoo time to party

Whew just as well kittys not in the house yet can you imagine the shots she'd have us drinking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give the bar a drink there biggles lol and don't forget the go go girls there down the back some of the best twirking I've seen in a long time

Twerking is a cruel mistress Hardy, I put my back out earlier."
have wee a nurse in the house women down here

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

"Woo hoo time to party

Whew just as well kittys not in the house yet can you imagine the shots she'd have us drinking

Someone mention shots.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give the bar a drink there biggles lol and don't forget the go go girls there down the back some of the best twirking I've seen in a long time

Twerking is a cruel mistress Hardy, I put my back out earlier.have wee a nurse in the house women down here

Come here hardy wanna a word with you

(hides handcuffs behind back)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woo hoo time to party

Whew just as well kittys not in the house yet can you imagine the shots she'd have us drinking

Someone mention shots.......

Meeeeeee!!!!!!

Bottoms up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ffs, hate being the only sober one in the bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ffs, hate being the only sober one in the bar

I'm sober too

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan over a year ago

newcastle

I wouldn't last 5 minutes in a swanky place like this

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

"Woo hoo time to party

Whew just as well kittys not in the house yet can you imagine the shots she'd have us drinking

Someone mention shots.......

Meeeeeee!!!!!!

Bottoms up

Meet you at the bar.....lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woo hoo time to party

Whew just as well kittys not in the house yet can you imagine the shots she'd have us drinking

Someone mention shots.......

Meeeeeee!!!!!!

Bottoms up

I do try to keep it up

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Fucking doormen won't let me in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn't last 5 minutes in a swanky place like this"

Ah willy come on in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give the bar a drink there biggles lol and don't forget the go go girls there down the back some of the best twirking I've seen in a long time

Twerking is a cruel mistress Hardy, I put my back out earlier.have wee a nurse in the house women down here

Come here hardy wanna a word with you

(hides handcuffs behind back)"

lol this is gonna hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fucking doormen won't let me in! "

what yea having mick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucking doormen won't let me in! "

Your in now had a word in his shell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give the bar a drink there biggles lol and don't forget the go go girls there down the back some of the best twirking I've seen in a long time

Twerking is a cruel mistress Hardy, I put my back out earlier.have wee a nurse in the house women down here

Come here hardy wanna a word with you

(hides handcuffs behind back)

lol this is gonna hurt

I won't bite unless you want me to

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"Fucking doormen won't let me in!

Your in now had a word in his shell

Excellent! Kopparberg please, lots of Kopparberg!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A euro 4 the pool tabel.o and i have chalk 4 me cue.thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fucking doormen won't let me in!

Your in now had a word in his shell

Excellent! Kopparberg please, lots of Kopparberg! "

on the way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooooooo if I were to go the bar think ill jade to be brought home the week I am having.

Ah chin up, there's drinks a plenty here, what are you having? My round!"

Double voddy and red bull - ha u did ask

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Fucking hell, would ya look at the queue for the condom machine!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucking doormen won't let me in!

Your in now had a word in his shell

Excellent! Kopparberg please, lots of Kopparberg!

on the way.

Biggles what kind of barman are you lol you didn't ask what flavour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucking doormen won't let me in!

Your in now had a word in his shell

Excellent! Kopparberg please, lots of Kopparberg!

on the way.

Ah get him a shot too, flaming sambuca mick?? That's what me and toxic are having

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooooooo if I were to go the bar think ill jade to be brought home the week I am having.

Ah chin up, there's drinks a plenty here, what are you having? My round!

Double voddy and red bull - ha u did ask

On the way my friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give the bar a drink there biggles lol and don't forget the go go girls there down the back some of the best twirking I've seen in a long time

Twerking is a cruel mistress Hardy, I put my back out earlier.have wee a nurse in the house women down here

Come here hardy wanna a word with you

(hides handcuffs behind back)

lol this is gonna hurt

I won't bite unless you want me to

"
lol will we slip out the back

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"Fucking doormen won't let me in!

Your in now had a word in his shell

Excellent! Kopparberg please, lots of Kopparberg!

on the way.

Ah get him a shot too, flaming sambuca mick?? That's what me and toxic are having "

That stuff gives me fierce heartburn but since it's yourself, I'll risk it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fucking doormen won't let me in!

Your in now had a word in his shell

Excellent! Kopparberg please, lots of Kopparberg!

on the way.

Biggles what kind of barman are you lol

you didn't ask what flavour

lol my mistake on the house.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"Fucking doormen won't let me in!

Your in now had a word in his shell

Excellent! Kopparberg please, lots of Kopparberg!

on the way.

Biggles what kind of barman are you lol

you didn't ask what flavour

lol my mistake on the house."

I like my Kopparberg like I like my women.

I'm not fussy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A euro 4 the pool tabel.o and i have chalk 4 me cue.thanks "

chalk by the dart board and here the euro.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucking doormen won't let me in!

Your in now had a word in his shell

Excellent! Kopparberg please, lots of Kopparberg!

on the way.

Biggles what kind of barman are you lol

you didn't ask what flavour

lol my mistake on the house.

I like my Kopparberg like I like my women.

I'm not fussy!

It's not on the house now with that answer your not fussy how dare you lol

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By *arkandEm14Couple over a year ago

dublin

"Tina you'll have it anywhere

When I'm finished with the sex on the beach I'll have a slow comfortable screw up against the wall

My fav cocktail yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Right ladys and gent my shift is over nite nite and godbless tina dont forget to lock up hun after were finished nite nite everyone have fun.

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By *imwildWoman over a year ago

around

"Fucking doormen .....

I like my Kopparberg like I like my women.

Light and fruity???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right ladys and gent my shift is over nite nite and godbless tina dont forget to lock up hun after were finished nite nite everyone have fun.

Ah here feck that we can leave them here they'll be grand lol

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By *imwildWoman over a year ago

around

Putting in a complaint to authorities..

No wheelchair facilities

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right ladys and gent my shift is over nite nite and godbless tina dont forget to lock up hun after were finished nite nite everyone have fun.

Nite Biggles

Putting the kettle on, anyone want a cupa and some nice buttery toast?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm also off to my leaba, I can't handle my gargle anymore, Tina ur measures are lethal

Nitey nite fockers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Putting in a complaint to authorities..

No wheelchair facilities

did those lads not turn up ah sure i carry yea before i go home notvleaving yea out in the cold.

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By *imwildWoman over a year ago

around

"Putting in a complaint to authorities..

No wheelchair facilities

did those lads not turn up ah sure i carry yea before i go home notvleaving yea out in the cold."

I hardly waited..Went next door. Staff more helpful and extremely hot..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right ladys and gent my shift is over nite nite and godbless tina dont forget to lock up hun after were finished nite nite everyone have fun.

Nite Biggles

Putting the kettle on, anyone want a cupa and some nice buttery toast? "

Ooooh now that seems good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm also off to my leaba, I can't handle my gargle anymore, Tina ur measures are lethal

Nitey nite fockers "

Ah me too I drank more than I gave out lol nite nite

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

Awww I'm only finished work. ...I NEED a drink of something! !!

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

"Right ladys and gent my shift is over nite nite and godbless tina dont forget to lock up hun after were finished nite nite everyone have fun.

Nite Biggles

Putting the kettle on, anyone want a cupa and some nice buttery toast?

Ooooh now that seems good

Shall I put the bacon on too.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Night night you big d*unken filthy stopouts.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right ladys and gent my shift is over nite nite and godbless tina dont forget to lock up hun after were finished nite nite everyone have fun.

Nite Biggles

Putting the kettle on, anyone want a cupa and some nice buttery toast?

Ooooh now that seems good

Shall I put the bacon on too.....

Even better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Glass of water please with some ice. Ta

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Have u any pink snacks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs S the party is just starting!!

Although not sure I can twerk in slippers and dressing gown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right ladys and gent my shift is over nite nite and godbless tina dont forget to lock up hun after were finished nite nite everyone have fun.

Nite Biggles

Putting the kettle on, anyone want a cupa and some nice buttery toast?

Ooooh now that seems good

Shall I put the bacon on too.....

Mmmmmm bacon Butties yummmm

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"Mrs S the party is just starting!!

Although not sure I can twerk in slippers and dressing gown

I'm in my heels and suit still. .. But lets give it a go anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mrs S the party is just starting!!

Although not sure I can twerk in slippers and dressing gown

I'm in my heels and suit still. .. But lets give it a go anyway

What tune do you want on the juke box then?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"Mrs S the party is just starting!!

Although not sure I can twerk in slippers and dressing gown

I'm in my heels and suit still. .. But lets give it a go anyway

What tune do you want on the juke box then? "

mmmm maybe a little iggy azalea . .. Mrs p can do a new rap to it .. Who dat who dat .. woop woop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could murder a Hendricks and tonic and a bit of Cher.....have we got Turn Back Time???

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"I could murder a Hendricks and tonic and a bit of Cher.....have we got Turn Back Time???

omg!! Another hendricks girl! !! Hello! !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did someone say the kettle was on?

I come baring biccies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could murder a Hendricks and tonic and a bit of Cher.....have we got Turn Back Time???

omg!! Another hendricks girl! !! Hello! !

With cucumber???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ye feckers, ye started a party without me.... Can I get a pint of heineken and a couple of jagerbombs to Catch up . I'll probably end up in the worst state. Lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"I could murder a Hendricks and tonic and a bit of Cher.....have we got Turn Back Time???

omg!! Another hendricks girl! !! Hello! !

With cucumber???

definitely. ... cut in a long sliver please not just an old basic round lol...loads of ice and occasionally a little grind of fresh Black pepper if I'm feeling extra naughty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could murder a Hendricks and tonic and a bit of Cher.....have we got Turn Back Time???

omg!! Another hendricks girl! !! Hello! !

With cucumber???

definitely. ... cut in a long sliver please not just an old basic round lol...loads of ice and occasionally a little grind of fresh Black pepper if I'm feeling extra naughty

Gotta have the pepper!!! Its my favourite tipple...

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"I could murder a Hendricks and tonic and a bit of Cher.....have we got Turn Back Time???

omg!! Another hendricks girl! !! Hello! !

With cucumber???

definitely. ... cut in a long sliver please not just an old basic round lol...loads of ice and occasionally a little grind of fresh Black pepper if I'm feeling extra naughty

Gotta have the pepper!!! Its my favourite tipple...

lovely to meet you! ! Better make that two large ones the lol... Who is on the bar anyway?

*peeks over to see*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's serving here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone say the kettle was on?

I come baring biccies

Meeee milk and sugar?

What biccies you got? Are they good Dunkers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could murder a Hendricks and tonic and a bit of Cher.....have we got Turn Back Time???

omg!! Another hendricks girl! !! Hello! !

With cucumber???

definitely. ... cut in a long sliver please not just an old basic round lol...loads of ice and occasionally a little grind of fresh Black pepper if I'm feeling extra naughty

Gotta have the pepper!!! Its my favourite tipple...

lovely to meet you! ! Better make that two large ones the lol... Who is on the bar anyway?

*peeks over to see*"

Don't think anyones serving Mrs S. U jump over the counter there till I get a look at ur bum and serve us drinks. My shout

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's open bar!! Serve yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone say the kettle was on?

I come baring biccies

Meeee milk and sugar?

What biccies you got? Are they good Dunkers?

I've got toffee pops, fig rolls and choc digestives?

Milk and two sugars please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last orders?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I'll see your toffee pops and raise you Jammie dodgers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like it's a lock in Lotta!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bejaysus. ...get the ashtray on the table

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