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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

lines !! Mine has to be hey snot face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm sorry, did you just fall from the heavens? You look like an angel!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Call yer self a taxi..... cause your getting it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Blow my whistle b@#%h"

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By *idpunkMan  over a year ago

carrickfergus

On a scale of one to ten

I'l give you one later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grab ur coat.

U pulled

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Iv only 6months to live......

Be nice to bed a angel like you before I go!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h" "

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works "

Was that what you said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works "

Mmmmm difficult to resist that in fairness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Was that what you said "

I'm sure the lady in question will be along to verify it works sometime soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Mmmmm difficult to resist that in fairness "

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Was that what you said

I'm sure the lady in question will be along to verify it works sometime soon "

pmsl!! is all!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Was that what you said

I'm sure the lady in question will be along to verify it works sometime soon

pmsl!! is all!!"

Has someone tried it on you recently did it work?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Was that what you said

I'm sure the lady in question will be along to verify it works sometime soon

pmsl!! is all!!

Has someone tried it on you recently did it work? "

If it had worked trust me he would have the biggest smile on fab......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Mmmmm difficult to resist that in fairness

Obviously "

If you flutter your eyelashes while saying it might be more successful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Was that what you said

I'm sure the lady in question will be along to verify it works sometime soon

pmsl!! is all!!

Has someone tried it on you recently did it work?

If it had worked trust me he would have the biggest smile on fab......"

He can't have been doing it right Cmere and I'll show ye

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Mmmmm difficult to resist that in fairness

Obviously

If you flutter your eyelashes while saying it might be more successful "

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Mmmmm difficult to resist that in fairness

Obviously

If you flutter your eyelashes while saying it might be more successful

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch "

Okay.

See told you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ..noooo but hurt me now big boy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Mmmmm difficult to resist that in fairness

Obviously

If you flutter your eyelashes while saying it might be more successful

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch

Okay.

See told you "

Jeez you wimmen are so easy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Was that what you said

I'm sure the lady in question will be along to verify it works sometime soon

pmsl!! is all!!

Has someone tried it on you recently did it work?

If it had worked trust me he would have the biggest smile on fab......

He can't have been doing it right Cmere and I'll show ye "

Ok.......let me get my teeth sharpened......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Mmmmm difficult to resist that in fairness

Obviously

If you flutter your eyelashes while saying it might be more successful

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch

Okay.

See told you

Jeez you wimmen are so easy "

And I'm out. Ruined your chance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ..noooo but hurt me now big boy "

How can you tell he's a big boy just from a chat up line??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Was that what you said

I'm sure the lady in question will be along to verify it works sometime soon

pmsl!! is all!!

Has someone tried it on you recently did it work?

If it had worked trust me he would have the biggest smile on fab......

He can't have been doing it right Cmere and I'll show ye

Ok.......let me get my teeth sharpened......"

you don't need your teeth to blow this whistle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Mmmmm difficult to resist that in fairness

Obviously

If you flutter your eyelashes while saying it might be more successful

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch

Okay.

See told you

Jeez you wimmen are so easy

And I'm out. Ruined your chance "

Ahh well on to the next one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Was that what you said

I'm sure the lady in question will be along to verify it works sometime soon

pmsl!! is all!!

Has someone tried it on you recently did it work?

If it had worked trust me he would have the biggest smile on fab......

He can't have been doing it right Cmere and I'll show ye

Ok.......let me get my teeth sharpened......

you don't need your teeth to blow this whistle "

Im a man eater!!!!grrrrrrrrrr.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ..noooo but hurt me now big boy

How can you tell he's a big boy just from a chat up line?? "

Coz I only flirt with big boys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Mmmmm difficult to resist that in fairness

Obviously

If you flutter your eyelashes while saying it might be more successful

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch

Okay.

See told you

Jeez you wimmen are so easy

And I'm out. Ruined your chance

Ahh well on to the next one "

I've another fucking whistle lined up, all good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Was that what you said

I'm sure the lady in question will be along to verify it works sometime soon

pmsl!! is all!!

Has someone tried it on you recently did it work?

If it had worked trust me he would have the biggest smile on fab......

He can't have been doing it right Cmere and I'll show ye

Ok.......let me get my teeth sharpened......

you don't need your teeth to blow this whistle

Im a man eater!!!!grrrrrrrrrr....... "

You live being dominated Mrs Pee, tell the truth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ..noooo but hurt me now big boy

How can you tell he's a big boy just from a chat up line??

Coz I only flirt with big boys "

Needn't be flirting with me then, I'm only 5ft 1"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Mmmmm difficult to resist that in fairness

Obviously

If you flutter your eyelashes while saying it might be more successful

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch

Okay.

See told you

Jeez you wimmen are so easy

And I'm out. Ruined your chance

Ahh well on to the next one

I've another fucking whistle lined up, all good "

Good for you, I hope it's got a nice pitch to it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ..noooo but hurt me now big boy

How can you tell he's a big boy just from a chat up line??

Coz I only flirt with big boys

Needn't be flirting with me then, I'm only 5ft 1" "

So big in your world equals height?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ..noooo but hurt me now big boy

How can you tell he's a big boy just from a chat up line??

Coz I only flirt with big boys

Needn't be flirting with me then, I'm only 5ft 1"

So big in your world equals height? "

What else would we be talking about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ..noooo but hurt me now big boy

How can you tell he's a big boy just from a chat up line??

Coz I only flirt with big boys

Needn't be flirting with me then, I'm only 5ft 1"

So big in your world equals height?

What else would we be talking about "

Open your door and I'll show you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ..noooo but hurt me now big boy

How can you tell he's a big boy just from a chat up line??

Coz I only flirt with big boys

Needn't be flirting with me then, I'm only 5ft 1"

So big in your world equals height?

What else would we be talking about

Open your door and I'll show you "

Just did and there's nobody there? Unless they were too small?

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By *idpunkMan  over a year ago

carrickfergus

Just checking the label for made in heaven

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Was that what you said

I'm sure the lady in question will be along to verify it works sometime soon

pmsl!! is all!!

Has someone tried it on you recently did it work?

If it had worked trust me he would have the biggest smile on fab......

He can't have been doing it right Cmere and I'll show ye

Ok.......let me get my teeth sharpened......

you don't need your teeth to blow this whistle

Im a man eater!!!!grrrrrrrrrr.......

You live being dominated Mrs Pee, tell the truth "

Depends who's dominating me........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ..noooo but hurt me now big boy

How can you tell he's a big boy just from a chat up line??

Coz I only flirt with big boys

Needn't be flirting with me then, I'm only 5ft 1"

So big in your world equals height?

What else would we be talking about

Open your door and I'll show you

Just did and there's nobody there? Unless they were too small? "

Silly man..I'm in your back passage

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By *idpunkMan  over a year ago

carrickfergus

The back door's been smashed in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ..noooo but hurt me now big boy

How can you tell he's a big boy just from a chat up line??

Coz I only flirt with big boys

Needn't be flirting with me then, I'm only 5ft 1"

So big in your world equals height?

What else would we be talking about

Open your door and I'll show you

Just did and there's nobody there? Unless they were too small?

Silly man..I'm in your back passage "

Along with the piles....... of rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Was that what you said

I'm sure the lady in question will be along to verify it works sometime soon

pmsl!! is all!!

Has someone tried it on you recently did it work?

If it had worked trust me he would have the biggest smile on fab......

He can't have been doing it right Cmere and I'll show ye

Ok.......let me get my teeth sharpened......

you don't need your teeth to blow this whistle

Im a man eater!!!!grrrrrrrrrr.......

You live being dominated Mrs Pee, tell the truth

Depends who's dominating me........"

Not me I'm not like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Was that what you said

I'm sure the lady in question will be along to verify it works sometime soon

pmsl!! is all!!

Has someone tried it on you recently did it work?

If it had worked trust me he would have the biggest smile on fab......

He can't have been doing it right Cmere and I'll show ye

Ok.......let me get my teeth sharpened......

you don't need your teeth to blow this whistle

Im a man eater!!!!grrrrrrrrrr.......

You live being dominated Mrs Pee, tell the truth

Depends who's dominating me........

Not me I'm not like that "

Scared much......

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By *idpunkMan  over a year ago

carrickfergus

Keep getting flash backs of deliverance fs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Blow my whistle b@#%h"

Who would use a line like that

Blow my fuckin whistle bitch, works

Was that what you said

I'm sure the lady in question will be along to verify it works sometime soon

pmsl!! is all!!

Has someone tried it on you recently did it work?

If it had worked trust me he would have the biggest smile on fab......

He can't have been doing it right Cmere and I'll show ye

Ok.......let me get my teeth sharpened......

you don't need your teeth to blow this whistle

Im a man eater!!!!grrrrrrrrrr.......

You live being dominated Mrs Pee, tell the truth

Depends who's dominating me........

Not me I'm not like that

Scared much...... "

Ah bestie he's quivering like a rabbit

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