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By *enandmolly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Galway

Ok - Before I get "lambased" I'm NOT talking about a "personal comnent" I Just want to here funny insults!! That's all. This is a FUN TREAD!!! READ - FUN

OK - I need a victim, ups, volenteer!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Bolly and men didn't really think through their profile name change

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By *reddieRaeCouple  over a year ago

Banbridge

Yer ma's yer da...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I take it this is Ben?...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wanna smell your sister

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *enandmolly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Galway

The tide would not take you out....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"The tide would not take you out.... "

I wouldn't get up on ya to get over a wall!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The tide would not take you out.... "

The ocd is better...obviously!!!

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By *enandmolly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Galway


"Wanna smell your sister"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil.

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By *enandmolly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Galway

Your face looks like a bulldog chewing a walnut...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"Your face looks like a bulldog chewing a walnut..."

Well yours looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your face looks like a bulldog chewing a walnut...

Well yours looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle! "

buys his shirts in charity shops......

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By *enandmolly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Galway


"Your face looks like a bulldog chewing a walnut...

Well yours looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your face looks like a bulldog chewing a walnut...

Well yours looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

buys his shirts in charity shops...... "

Long-winded profile bloggers

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Your face looks like a bulldog chewing a walnut...

Well yours looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

buys his shirts in charity shops......

Long-winded profile bloggers

With an arse like that I'd shave it and walk backwards "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your face looks like a bulldog chewing a walnut...

Well yours looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

buys his shirts in charity shops......

Long-winded profile bloggers

With an area like that I'd shave it and walk backwards "

Cryptic humour insulter

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By *enandmolly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Galway

You like like you we're pulled out of the womb.... with a corkscrew!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You like like you we're pulled out of the womb.... with a corkscrew! "

Even cillit wouldn't bang ya!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

gimme a lend of your face till i go begging!

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By *enandmolly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Galway


"You like like you we're pulled out of the womb.... with a corkscrew!

Even cillit wouldn't bang ya!!!"

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By *enandmolly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Galway


"gimme a lend of your face till i go begging!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You've had more helmets than hitler

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"You've had more helmets than hitler"

U have emptied more sacks then the coalman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You've had more helmets than hitler

U have emptied more sacks then the coalman"

you've been cocked more times than a gun in iraq

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"You've had more helmets than hitler

U have emptied more sacks then the coalman you've been cocked more times than a gun in iraq"

You look like a hen that was dragged arseways through a ditch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You've had more bellends than weekends

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"You've had more bellends than weekends"

You'd know a weak end alright, with all the cocks that have been in yours!

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By *enandmolly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Galway


"You've had more bellends than weekends

You'd know a weak end alright, with all the cocks that have been in yours! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best looking TV on here!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your IQ Is so low you need to dig for it

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

Worst looking TV on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Missy you have Strange feet...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

couldn't insult this beauty

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Tells whoppers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Missy you have Strange feet..."

Why thank you it's almost like they've a life of their own

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Such a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"couldn't insult this beauty"

Aww thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tells whoppers"

Use to have grabs......blue ones

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tells whoppers

Use to have grabs......blue ones "

Crabs??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Bites fingers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 19/09/14 00:41:23]"

Takes a great pic!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 19/09/14 00:41:23]

Takes a great pic!

"

Has no grey area....son

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Purveyor of banabas.... With a bend in them

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

*is a half sister of her half brother. When I say half sister, I mean she has a pair of tits and a cock!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Chews his own buttons of his shirt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chews his own buttons of his shirt "

Is a crap shot with a euro

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By *idpunkMan  over a year ago

carrickfergus

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By *idpunkMan  over a year ago

carrickfergus

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By *idpunkMan  over a year ago

carrickfergus

Get outta my garden!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Chews his own buttons of his shirt

Is a crap shot with a euro "

low low low

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Didn't clean her mirrors properly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open again "

That actually made me sad.....

Because it's true.....and I made it to the pub and back!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open again

That actually made me sad.....

Because it's true.....and I made it to the pub and back!!!!!!!"

At least you made it worthwhile break out then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry forgot insult.

BOVERED......at least I'm not evil red riding hood!

(Sorry) love new pic BTW!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry forgot insult.

BOVERED......at least I'm not evil red riding hood!

(Sorry) love new pic BTW!!!!!!

"

How did you know that was my second job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

^^^ made my sister clean her hotel room ^^^

apparently the towels in the bathroom weren't even touched and there was lots of condoms on the floor.

You're an unhygienic cow

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Can't stop touching his cock...look

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Likes to kill kittens!!!! Or was it likes to eat pussy's I can't remember!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you wont get much fun with those boxing gloves on, its about being friendly not being ready for a fight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where did you get YOUR pants? At the toilet store??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Another who made my sister clean his hotel room. ... she didn't appreciate the POO in the bedside locker you fucking animal

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman  over a year ago

My town

You have a face only a mother would love.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville

You have a face like a well slapped arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you keep drenching the sheets, clean up after yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do they call you "Worms" ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

stop group hugging the men, gay boy lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You homophobic dope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You have a head on ya like a Ram..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Awww thanks stains

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Awww thanks stains"

Has the worst sense of humour in the world !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Awww thanks stains

Has the worst sense of humour in the world ! "

Do you really wanna go there

Out of respect I won't insult

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Awww thanks stains"

Stains wtf????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Awww thanks stains

Stains wtf????"

That's your new nickname

Alright "Stains"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Awww thanks stains

Stains wtf????

That's your new nickname

Alright "Stains""

Listen here L Bomber...

Ya would want to have an explanation......

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By *alwayboyMan  over a year ago

Galway

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By *alwayboyMan  over a year ago

Galway


"[Removed by poster at 19/09/14 09:21:07]"

Donegal wouldn't kick spuds to ducks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you so lazy you sit down for a piss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you so lazy you sit down for a piss"

Has poor grammar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you so lazy you sit down for a piss

Has poor grammar "

Yo mammas so fat when kids see her on the beach they scream moby dick! Moby dick!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you so lazy you sit down for a piss

Has poor grammar

Yo mammas so fat when kids see her on the beach they scream moby dick! Moby dick! "

Not bad for someone with basic banter and low intelligence *hugs*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 19/09/14 09:28:53]"

You can do better than that

*sends on butter vouchers*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's like trying to jump on a moving roundabout.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's like trying to jump on a moving roundabout."

How dare you ... I hope every pet in your neighbourhood gets salmonella

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's like trying to jump on a moving roundabout.

How dare you ... I hope every pet in your neighbourhood, urhood gets salmonella"

Don't mind him, his mamma so old when God said let there be light she flipped the switch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your mother *IS* Halloween

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your mom is so fat when she passed in front of the tele I missed a whole movie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get off mothers. ..............

because I just got off yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is no trouble at all

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

So ugly that when he was born the midwife slapped his mother!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is from Roscommon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is more like a butcher's store

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"Is from Roscommon."

Isn't great at geography and doesn't understand just how hurtful it is to be accused of being from Roscommon!

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By *iktikiCouple  over a year ago

cork


"Is from Roscommon.

Isn't great at geography and doesn't understand just how hurtful it is to be accused of being from Roscommon! "

The best of you ran down yer old one's leg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is from Roscommon.

Isn't great at geography and doesn't understand just how hurtful it is to be accused of being from Roscommon!

The best of you ran down yer old one's leg

"

You driving a BMW cause thats the only car name you can spell?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too long under the sunlamps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Makes me think of Gary Glitter... really.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What sort of a Candy Store doesn't have blackjacks or fruit salads??? Trade descriptions act.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you go jogging it becomes a spectator sport

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you go jogging it becomes a spectator sport "

Missy is a peroxide head......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you go jogging it becomes a spectator sport

Missy is a peroxide head......"

I knew I forgot to book an appointment this month!!

I don't like this thread it makes me bitchy! Therefore I won't insult Mrs P cause she's cool!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you go jogging it becomes a spectator sport

Missy is a peroxide head......

I knew I forgot to book an appointment this month!!

I don't like this thread it makes me bitchy! Therefore I won't insult Mrs P cause she's cool!! "

Aww xx we can be peroxide heads with roots together.....mine need done aswell.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you go jogging it becomes a spectator sport

Missy is a peroxide head......

I knew I forgot to book an appointment this month!!

I don't like this thread it makes me bitchy! Therefore I won't insult Mrs P cause she's cool!! "

What do you call a blonde that dies her hair into brunette? Artificial Intelligence

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Drake - looks just like Hank Marvin

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

Looks like Hank Marvins great grandad!

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Looks like Hank Marvins great grandad! "

Your a nice fella it ur appearance is against u

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

He's so old he went to school with ckeopatra's mother.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Couldnt possibly insult this person

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"He's so old he went to school with ckeopatra's mother. "

Was that u I saw shagging Cleo's mum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wears the same snickers all week the dirty git lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"He's so old he went to school with ckeopatra's mother.

Was that u I saw shagging Cleo's mum"

You are Cleo's mum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your mother was a goat herder

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Yours is a camel shagger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You blow goats

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Baaaaa.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get screwed by so many animals they can't tell the difference between their noises anymore

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't spell it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

IT

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

GDT did you get that rash looked at yet ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The killer clown?

You obviously copied my spelling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"GDT did you get that rash looked at yet ?? "

Yeah. .. you're best to go see a doctor too because I'm pretty sure you kissed her fight after she performed oral on me... best to be safe slow boy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn't ride you into a battle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The tide wouldn't even take you out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The tide wouldn't even take you out "

Ellen called, she wants her Tux back

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By *ornyandwellhungMan  over a year ago

belfast

Can I park my cock in your lips missy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn't ride ya if you had peddles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wouldn't know a pineapple from a pine cone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wouldn't know a pineapple from a pine cone"

Buys his bananas in lidl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too far, just too far.

She has a drippy willy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Too far, just too far.

She has a drippy willy"

Lol I can't get that image out me head!!

Head melter!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She has a mouth like a torn bag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Travels every were on a yellow bus!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is only an employee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"She has a mouth like a torn bag "

Ohhh prada??

Apparently he's the best at sex!! Now all he needs is a partner!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman  over a year ago

My town

A bouncer for mothercare

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bouncer for mothercare"

Got this pic from her part on Charlie and the chocolate....... Umpa umpa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bouncer for mothercare

Got this pic from her part on Charlie and the chocolate....... Umpa umpa "

Call him the door knob....... Everyone's had a turn!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bouncer for mothercare

Got this pic from her part on Charlie and the chocolate....... Umpa umpa

Call him the door knob....... Everyone's had a turn! "

Fondles unsuspecting motorists

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bouncer for mothercare

Got this pic from her part on Charlie and the chocolate....... Umpa umpa

Call him the door knob....... Everyone's had a turn!

Fondles unsuspecting motorists"

Stole my dusting cloths......calls em pants now!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bouncer for mothercare

Got this pic from her part on Charlie and the chocolate....... Umpa umpa

Call him the door knob....... Everyone's had a turn!

Fondles unsuspecting motorists"

Lol I do??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bouncer for mothercare

Got this pic from her part on Charlie and the chocolate....... Umpa umpa

Call him the door knob....... Everyone's had a turn!

Fondles unsuspecting motorists

Lol I do?? "

That's the rumour doing the rounds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bouncer for mothercare

Got this pic from her part on Charlie and the chocolate....... Umpa umpa

Call him the door knob....... Everyone's had a turn!

Fondles unsuspecting motorists

Stole my dusting cloths......calls em pants now! "

Couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with a scattergun

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville

I have it on good authority. .. That a butternut squash is a good substitute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have it on good authority. .. That a butternut squash is a good substitute"

Warning.....May contain nuts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

U may like to suck my nuts

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Whopper is a big girls blouse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whopper is a big girls blouse"
lol the hips don't lie

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Is you saying I is fat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hard boy loves big huge hips

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By *iktikiCouple  over a year ago

cork

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is you saying I is fat

"

def not just in a round about way of saying you've some hind quarter on ya girl

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Is you saying I is fat

def not just in a round about way of saying you've some hind quarter on ya girl "

couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

fine pair of legs ten again u'd them to carry an ass like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is you saying I is fat

def not just in a round about way of saying you've some hind quarter on ya girl

couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag "

couldn't bate snow of a rope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

buy a bigger jumper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

#jumPer!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A real live dinosaur.

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By *enandmolly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Galway

Less hair on the Dulux Dog's arse...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hhhhmmmmm would love to be lickin some ben&jerry's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/09/14 15:54:02]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Great at doing pics!

Does whoopers as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

will ya cut that garden tis a state

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wears odd Jumpers...

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By *enandmolly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Galway

Garry Glitter calls "999" when he sees ya...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wears odd Jumpers... "

Or is a bad shot with the Colgate.

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By *enandmolly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Galway

Fart breath.. Colgate, gave up on a solution for you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wears odd Jumpers...

Or is a bad shot with the Colgate."

Pmsl....

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