Right.... I ordered one. it arrived today....
I can't stop laughing LOL How does everyone else feel about them? I personally feel ridiculous and don't think I'll be able to stop laughing long enough to stick it anywhere haha  |
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"I have one love it....even better when Im using it!!  "
See, I think it looks real sexy on others...
I'm hoping if I fire it on frequently it will desensitise the humour I get from it lol
I tried to do a helicopter... but to my disappointment, I couldn't  |
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"I have one love it....even better when Im using it!!
See, I think it looks real sexy on others...
I'm hoping if I fire it on frequently it will desensitise the humour I get from it lol
I tried to do a helicopter... but to my disappointment, I couldn't "
Haha.....that's is complicated!! here is a major tip.....don't drink and try to get one on....especially the ones with lots of straps......
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"I have one love it....even better when Im using it!!
See, I think it looks real sexy on others...
I'm hoping if I fire it on frequently it will desensitise the humour I get from it lol
I tried to do a helicopter... but to my disappointment, I couldn't
Haha.....that's is complicated!! here is a major tip.....don't drink and try to get one on....especially the ones with lots of straps......
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Hahaha
This does seem a bit flimsy, its literally a single elastic thong with pop fasteners... I gave a good flop about and it didnt budge though so who knows, it also has a mini one for inside me 
I can only imagine I'm feeling the same as a male virgin right now... |
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"I have one love it....even better when Im using it!!
See, I think it looks real sexy on others...
I'm hoping if I fire it on frequently it will desensitise the humour I get from it lol
I tried to do a helicopter... but to my disappointment, I couldn't
Haha.....that's is complicated!! here is a major tip.....don't drink and try to get one on....especially the ones with lots of straps......
Hahaha
This does seem a bit flimsy, its literally a single elastic thong with pop fasteners... I gave a good flop about and it didnt budge though so who knows, it also has a mini one for inside me
I can only imagine I'm feeling the same as a male virgin right now... "
Oh yum.....I've heard about those ones that go inside aswell.....needs to get one of them to try.....ill send you a pic of mine.....  |
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"This does seem a bit flimsy, its literally a single elastic thong with pop fasteners... I gave a good flop about and it didnt budge though so who knows, it also has a mini one for inside me
I can only imagine I'm feeling the same as a male virgin right now...
Oh yum.....I've heard about those ones that go inside aswell.....needs to get one of them to try.....ill send you a pic of mine..... "
Its all in the hips, and lower back.
Warning: you can and will do your back in if you try too hard too fast. |
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"This does seem a bit flimsy, its literally a single elastic thong with pop fasteners... I gave a good flop about and it didnt budge though so who knows, it also has a mini one for inside me
I can only imagine I'm feeling the same as a male virgin right now...
Oh yum.....I've heard about those ones that go inside aswell.....needs to get one of them to try.....ill send you a pic of mine.....
Its all in the hips, and lower back.
Warning: you can and will do your back in if you try too hard too fast."
Its all about the rhythm ooh such a turn on!! |
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"I have one love it....even better when Im using it!!
See, I think it looks real sexy on others...
I'm hoping if I fire it on frequently it will desensitise the humour I get from it lol
I tried to do a helicopter... but to my disappointment, I couldn't "
Ha ha that image made me lol 
May you'd be better with a strapless strapon? Look up Bondora's 'Bend over Boyfriend'. It vibrates too
http://www.bondara.co.uk/bend-over-boyfriend-vibrating-strap-on
Love Honey have similar ones too
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"This does seem a bit flimsy, its literally a single elastic thong with pop fasteners... I gave a good flop about and it didnt budge though so who knows, it also has a mini one for inside me
I can only imagine I'm feeling the same as a male virgin right now...
Oh yum.....I've heard about those ones that go inside aswell.....needs to get one of them to try.....ill send you a pic of mine.....
Its all in the hips, and lower back.
Warning: you can and will do your back in if you try too hard too fast."
Can you helicopter?!?! I thought it was just because my big rubber strap on willy was too rigid... my tecnique is flawless! |
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"I have one love it....even better when Im using it!!
See, I think it looks real sexy on others...
I'm hoping if I fire it on frequently it will desensitise the humour I get from it lol
I tried to do a helicopter... but to my disappointment, I couldn't
Ha ha that image made me lol
May you'd be better with a strapless strapon? Look up Bondora's 'Bend over Boyfriend'. It vibrates too
http://www.bondara.co.uk/bend-over-boyfriend-vibrating-strap-on
Love Honey have similar ones too
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Ah I seen that! But was worried about it not staying put lol |
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"Can you helicopter?!?! I thought it was just because my big rubber strap on willy was too rigid... my tecnique is flawless! "
Any guy worth his mettle can helicopter even a limp sock glued to his waist. |
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over a year ago
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"Can you helicopter?!?! I thought it was just because my big rubber strap on willy was too rigid... my tecnique is flawless!
Any guy worth his mettle can helicopter even a limp sock glued to his waist."
Just don't attempt to helicopter when you're rock hard. Unsupported hard cock + aggressive circular motions = Ouch!!! or is that just me? |
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"Its all about the rhythm ooh such a turn on!!
Yeah yeah rhythm. Make sure not to forget to take 800mg before falling asleep
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Sleep i haven't a clue what that is lol!! |
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"Its all about the rhythm ooh such a turn on!!
Yeah yeah rhythm. Make sure not to forget to take 800mg before falling asleep
Sleep i haven't a clue what that is lol!! "
*shrugs and raises his hands*
I'd be glad to help with that, if given an opportunity.  |
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"Its all about the rhythm ooh such a turn on!!
Yeah yeah rhythm. Make sure not to forget to take 800mg before falling asleep
Sleep i haven't a clue what that is lol!!
*shrugs and raises his hands*
I'd be glad to help with that, if given an opportunity. "
Looks opened mouthed and says "but that would wake me up more" lol.... |
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"Can you helicopter?!?! I thought it was just because my big rubber strap on willy was too rigid... my tecnique is flawless!
Any guy worth his mettle can helicopter even a limp sock glued to his waist.
Just don't attempt to helicopter when you're rock hard. Unsupported hard cock + aggressive circular motions = Ouch!!! or is that just me? "
This is sage advice. ..better to be slightly semi  |
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"Can you helicopter?!?! I thought it was just because my big rubber strap on willy was too rigid... my tecnique is flawless!
Any guy worth his mettle can helicopter even a limp sock glued to his waist.
Just don't attempt to helicopter when you're rock hard. Unsupported hard cock + aggressive circular motions = Ouch!!! or is that just me? "
You guys are absolute champs!
And, Wilder you are being very modest, I've seen you spin the girl around so rapidly and fast that she actually generated lift on you!
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"Rae has a willy Rae has a willy
pmsl! ... Never tried to use one or had one used on me.... Don't know I could keep a straight face tbh..?  "
Im gona chase you with mine on next time i see you lmao!!! |
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"Rae has a willy Rae has a willy
pmsl! ... Never tried to use one or had one used on me.... Don't know I could keep a straight face tbh..?
Im gona chase you with mine on next time i see you lmao!!! "
nahh... gotta catch me first lol |
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"Rae has a willy Rae has a willy
pmsl! ... Never tried to use one or had one used on me.... Don't know I could keep a straight face tbh..?
Im gona chase you with mine on next time i see you lmao!!!
nahh... gotta catch me first lol "
whos got longer legs??? |
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"Rae has a willy Rae has a willy
pmsl! ... Never tried to use one or had one used on me.... Don't know I could keep a straight face tbh..?
Im gona chase you with mine on next time i see you lmao!!!
nahh... gotta catch me first lol
whos got longer legs??? "
I'm measuring them next time! ! |
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"Rae has a willy Rae has a willy
pmsl! ... Never tried to use one or had one used on me.... Don't know I could keep a straight face tbh..?
Im gona chase you with mine on next time i see you lmao!!!
nahh... gotta catch me first lol
whos got longer legs???
I'm measuring them next time! ! "
Flip sake you've bigger boobs than me and now you want longer legs!!!pfffft greedy woman...... |
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"Rae has a willy Rae has a willy
pmsl! ... Never tried to use one or had one used on me.... Don't know I could keep a straight face tbh..?
Im gona chase you with mine on next time i see you lmao!!!
nahh... gotta catch me first lol
whos got longer legs???
I'm measuring them next time! !
Flip sake you've bigger boobs than me and now you want longer legs!!!pfffft greedy woman......"
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"Its all about the rhythm ooh such a turn on!!
Yeah yeah rhythm. Make sure not to forget to take 800mg before falling asleep
Sleep i haven't a clue what that is lol!!
*shrugs and raises his hands*
I'd be glad to help with that, if given an opportunity.
Looks opened mouthed and says "but that would wake me up more" lol...."
*chuckles quietly*
you would be surprised...  |
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By *andytownMan
over a year ago
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"Right.... I ordered one. it arrived today....
I can't stop laughing LOL How does everyone else feel about them? I personally feel ridiculous and don't think I'll be able to stop laughing long enough to stick it anywhere haha "
I don't mind them....but I couldn't eat a hole one |
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" I'm measuring them next time! !
For the sake of the community here, I offer to independently verify and validate the dimensions. "
Lick Mrs s is being bad to me....punish her!!! |
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"Its all about the rhythm ooh such a turn on!!
Yeah yeah rhythm. Make sure not to forget to take 800mg before falling asleep
Sleep i haven't a clue what that is lol!!
*shrugs and raises his hands*
I'd be glad to help with that, if given an opportunity.
Looks opened mouthed and says "but that would wake me up more" lol....
*chuckles quietly*
you would be surprised... "
Nothing surprises me..... |
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" I'm measuring them next time! !
For the sake of the community here, I offer to independently verify and validate the dimensions.
Lick Mrs s is being bad to me....punish her!!! "
ohh... does that mean he will spank me?? |
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"Poor Freddie
Poor Freddie nothing, I'll just gag him and pretend he loves it
somebody save him. People of Ireland unite and save this poor man"
Hahaha you can try if you want, but I'll just hit you a slap on the head with my big, massive, purple, wobbly willy and you'll be out cold, unable to save poor freddie |
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" Lick Mrs s is being bad to me....punish her!!!
ohh... does that mean he will spank me??
Detention after chemistry Mrs SS, I want you to think long and hard about your recent behaviour. "
long.. and hard. ... I'm thinking. . Yep, long and hard came into it. ... Does that mean more detention! ! |
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" Lick Mrs s is being bad to me....punish her!!!
ohh... does that mean he will spank me??
Detention after chemistry Mrs SS, I want you to think long and hard about your recent behaviour.
long.. and hard. ... I'm thinking. . Yep, long and hard came into it. ... Does that mean more detention! ! "
You even have a blueprint picture of instruction |
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" Lick Mrs s is being bad to me....punish her!!!
ohh... does that mean he will spank me??
Detention after chemistry Mrs SS, I want you to think long and hard about your recent behaviour.
long.. and hard. ... I'm thinking. . Yep, long and hard came into it. ... Does that mean more detention! !
You even have a blueprint picture of instruction "
so I do! .... Might have to implement that |
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" Lick Mrs s is being bad to me....punish her!!!
ohh... does that mean he will spank me??
Detention after chemistry Mrs SS, I want you to think long and hard about your recent behaviour.
long.. and hard. ... I'm thinking. . Yep, long and hard came into it. ... Does that mean more detention! !
You even have a blueprint picture of instruction
so I do! .... Might have to implement that "
Can I watch?? Lol |
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"Rae has a willy Rae has a willy
I. LOVE. MY. WILLY!
(Say it in father jacks voice. Gwan)
And what a nice Willy it is....very long and lean......
Long and lean, keeps 'em keen?? "
I like that....i think we will get on well!! |
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" Lick Mrs s is being bad to me....punish her!!!
ohh... does that mean he will spank me??
Detention after chemistry Mrs SS, I want you to think long and hard about your recent behaviour. "
Oh Mrs s.....he talks dirty......Mmmmmmmmm...... |
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"I suppose I should probably clarify, before he gets home and has a shit fit, that this wasn't bought for freddie haha
for the love of god hallelujah
Didn't say I wouldn't use it on him though
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lmao.... He won't be. . But I am |
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"Can you helicopter?!?! I thought it was just because my big rubber strap on willy was too rigid... my tecnique is flawless!
Any guy worth his mettle can helicopter even a limp sock glued to his waist.
Just don't attempt to helicopter when you're rock hard. Unsupported hard cock + aggressive circular motions = Ouch!!! or is that just me?
You guys are absolute champs!
And, Wilder you are being very modest, I've seen you spin the girl around so rapidly and fast that she actually generated lift on you!
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Well don't you know hiw to give a compliment  thanks bud |
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"Rae has a willy Rae has a willy
I. LOVE. MY. WILLY!
(Say it in father jacks voice. Gwan)
Treasure it always
I will.... until I wear the veins off it "
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