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Vending machine

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Stolen from the lounge to try and have a bit of fun

Insert anything into the vending machine, and see what comes out! You insert an object, and the next person tells you what you receive, then inserts something of their own. One rule, no currency!

Person A- I insert an Ooompa Loompa

Person B- You get a bar of Chocolate

Person B- I insert a Kitten

And so on.....

I will start I insert a sausage buttie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here's a bottle of YR.

I'm putting in a red pepper.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here's a bottle of YR.

I'm putting in a red pepper."

You get a Mariachi band!

I'm putting in a sling shot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get a ball gag

I'm putting in a Christmas cracker

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"You get a ball gag

I'm putting in a Christmas cracker"

U get a pencil sharpener

I am putting in a dog collar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a ball gag

I'm putting in a Christmas cracker

U get a pencil sharpener

I am putting in a dog collar"

You get a bone(r)

I'm putting in a mojito

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a ball gag

I'm putting in a Christmas cracker

U get a pencil sharpener

I am putting in a dog collar

You get a bone(r)

I'm putting in a mojito "

you get a whip

im putting in a chain....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a ball gag

I'm putting in a Christmas cracker

U get a pencil sharpener

I am putting in a dog collar

You get a bone(r)

I'm putting in a mojito

you get a whip

im putting in a chain...."

You get a wheel

I am putting a kitten!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get a dog

I'm putting in a toaster

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"You get a dog

I'm putting in a toaster"

you're getting a spank

I'm putting in a kettle

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

U get a coffee

I am putting a pair of hand cuffs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"U get a coffee

I am putting a pair of hand cuffs"

And 3 locks from Billy Connolly's hair drops out, with written and signed provenance.

I insert some cat shit from my front garden that has appeared with no provenance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For Tina, a button.

I'm putting in a stethoscope.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A naked pic of me for you candy store!

I'm putting in a puppy.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"A naked pic of me for you candy store!

I'm putting in a puppy.

lunging whip for you

im putting in a pair of boxing gloves lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're getting the umpa lumpa that went in at the start! He's been eating the puppies!!

I'm putting in a pînata! And a bat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're getting the umpa lumpa that went in at the start! He's been eating the puppies!!

I'm putting in a pînata! And a bat

you get a real live donkey

I am putting in... a '96 Rover 414

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're getting the umpa lumpa that went in at the start! He's been eating the puppies!!

I'm putting in a pînata! And a bat

you get a real live donkey

I am putting in... a '96 Rover 414"

Yeeeee haw!! Giddy up!! I've always wanted a donkey!! I think I'll call him brown rum!!

You get a pussy cat

I put in a shovel

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get a ten inch double ended

I put in a bit of rope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a ten inch double ended

I put in a bit of rope"

The donkey has just sat down and crossed his legs in protest and winced!!

You get the karma sutra DVD

I put in Tunnocks Teacakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a ten inch double ended

I put in a bit of rope

The donkey has just sat down and crossed his legs in protest and winced!!

You get the karma sutra DVD

I put in Tunnocks Teacakes

You get satisfaction

I put in a zep album

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get a lead balloon.

I put in a shark fin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get a Cheryl Cole album

I put in a nipple tassle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a Cheryl Cole album

I put in a nipple tassle"

you get me to take it off with my lips and lick the nipple under it to make it better

I put in a high end multi rotary dildo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a Cheryl Cole album

I put in a nipple tassle

you get me to take it off with my lips and lick the nipple under it to make it better

I put in a high end multi rotary dildo"

You get a flashlight

I put in my work I.d

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*fleshlight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get a Krugerrand.

I put in a Friends DVD box set.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a Krugerrand.

I put in a Friends DVD box set."

you get a friend

F•R•I•E•N•D•S

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a Krugerrand.

I put in a Friends DVD box set.

you get a friend

F•R•I•E•N•D•S

xxx"

What do you put in??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a Krugerrand.

I put in a Friends DVD box set.

you get a friend

F•R•I•E•N•D•S

xxx"

DGT you cheap skate!! Put something in!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I put in fluff from my belly button

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I put in fluff from my belly button"

You get a soap.

I put in a black Persian cat.

(what's with me and catstoday?)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get out a bowling ball

I put in a tube of KY lube !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get out a strap on

I put in a unicorn

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I put in a unicorn"

5 single guys drop out, all asking if you want a shag tonight. You ask for your Unicorn back.

I put in tickets to see Caimh McDonnell

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And get out Susan Boyle

I put in trip to Paris

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By *umpsMan over a year ago

city

And you get a 10% Discount on a bus fare to the travel agency

I'm putting in my large collection of scratched cd's

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And you get a 10% Discount on a bus fare to the travel agency

I'm putting in my large collection of scratched cd's "

You get an unscratched dancing queen vinyl out

I put in a taco

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

U get out Bruce forsythes teeth

I pop in a leprechaun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"U get out Bruce forsythes teeth

I pop in a leprechaun "

You get a pot of gold......fish

I put in a Santa costume.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"U get out Bruce forsythes teeth

I pop in a leprechaun

You get a pot of gold......fish

I put in a Santa costume. "

...and a fat old man cums down your chimney.

I put in my delightful little mickey!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"U get out Bruce forsythes teeth

I pop in a leprechaun

You get a pot of gold......fish

I put in a Santa costume.

...and a fat old man cums down your chimney.

I put in my delightful little mickey!

U get a black sack....

I put in pyjamas

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"U get out Bruce forsythes teeth

I pop in a leprechaun

You get a pot of gold......fish

I put in a Santa costume.

...and a fat old man cums down your chimney.

I put in my delightful little mickey!

U get a black sack....

I put in pyjamas "

and in a surprise twist they come back out, but with huge teeth marks in them, the sort that make you wonder if a wearwolf has taken lodgings in there.

I put an unwanted fire extinguisher that I inherited from the old lady whom I bought this house from.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get a burning bowl of chilli

I put in some creme freiche

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"You get a burning bowl of chilli

I put in some creme freiche"

you very some cheesecake

I put in my panties

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a burning bowl of chilli

I put in some creme freiche

you very some cheesecake

I put in my panties"

You get men asked to give oliver fellatio

I put in sheldon cooper

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

You get a croquet set

I put in a hair band

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a croquet set

I put in a hair band"

You get a skull cap

I put in my front door

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get a bin

I put in a black dildo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a bin

I put in a black dildo"

You get a multi functional board one side for cutting cheese the other side is a paddle

I put in a hand knitted gimp mask

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a bin

I put in a black dildo

You get a multi functional board one side for cutting cheese the other side is a paddle

I put in a hand knitted gimp mask"

You get the golden lego brick

I put in my boxers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You get a bin

I put in a black dildo

You get a multi functional board one side for cutting cheese the other side is a paddle

I put in a hand knitted gimp mask

You get the golden lego brick

I put in my boxers "

You get out a rabbit

I put in my wand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a bin

I put in a black dildo

You get a multi functional board one side for cutting cheese the other side is a paddle

I put in a hand knitted gimp mask

You get the golden lego brick

I put in my boxers

You get out a rabbit

I put in my wand"

You get Alan Rickman

I put in a rainbow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get a bisexual sex slave

I put in a leprechaun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And I got the gold yippie

And I put in the pot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You got brownies

I put in a tray

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get a fortnight long visit from your mother

I put in a lampshade

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a fortnight long visit from your mother

I put in a lampshade"

you get a bite

i put in candle wax

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You got brownies

I put in a tray"

You get your wand back!! (How could you have parted with it???

)

I put in a bowl of Special K (cause I've gone of my breakfast and want pancakes now!

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How'd that happen??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You got brownies

I put in a tray

You get your wand back!! (How could you have parted with it???

)

I put in a bowl of Special K (cause I've gone of my breakfast and want pancakes now!

You get Superman

I stick in Batman, just for good measure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How'd that happen??

Jinx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You got brownies

I put in a tray

You get your wand back!! (How could you have parted with it???

)

I put in a bowl of Special K (cause I've gone of my breakfast and want pancakes now!

)

You get Superman

I stick in Batman, just for good measure"

You get a kick in the nuts

I put in hard work and effort

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You got brownies

I put in a tray

You get your wand back!! (How could you have parted with it???

)

I put in a bowl of Special K (cause I've gone of my breakfast and want pancakes now!

)

You get Superman

I stick in Batman, just for good measure

You get a kick in the nuts

I put in hard work and effort"

You get a cold beer by the pool on a sunny day!

I put in Simon Cowell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You got brownies

I put in a tray

You get your wand back!! (How could you have parted with it???

)

I put in a bowl of Special K (cause I've gone of my breakfast and want pancakes now!

)

You get Superman

I stick in Batman, just for good measure

You get a kick in the nuts

I put in hard work and effort

You get a cold beer by the pool on a sunny day!

I put in Simon Cowell

You get threw to next round of X factor

I put in 2 empty packs of cigarettes and the half drank bottle of beer from last night and a lot of cat food them things will be starving in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get a remote eating puppy

I put in lottas boxers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a remote eating puppy

I put in lottas boxers

Out fell two bunches of bananas and something that well is hard to describe let alone name

I put in sky remote and lynx can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a remote eating puppy

I put in lottas boxers

Out fell two bunches of bananas and something that well is hard to describe let alone name

I put in sky remote and lynx can "

You get out a penis pump

I put in kinky knots cape!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get out thigh high boot

I put in some kisses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get a Drake with a blissful smile on his face

I put in a bunch of roses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get out thigh high boot

I put in some kisses"

You get out an ejaculating cock

I put in sexy stockings

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"You get out thigh high boot

I put in some kisses

You get out an ejaculating cock

I put in sexy stockings "

you get a kitten

I put in a muffin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get out thigh high boot

I put in some kisses

You get out an ejaculating cock

I put in sexy stockings

you get a kitten

I put in a muffin"

You get out a boris the spider tea pot!!!

I put in 2 passes to a Fever Party

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"You get out thigh high boot

I put in some kisses

You get out an ejaculating cock

I put in sexy stockings

you get a kitten

I put in a muffin

You get out a boris the spider tea pot!!!

I put in 2 passes to a Fever Party"

you get an empty box of lemsip

I put in three plane tickets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get a vacation on the Maldives

I put in an empty bottle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get out thigh high boot

I put in some kisses

You get out an ejaculating cock

I put in sexy stockings

you get a kitten

I put in a muffin

You get out a boris the spider tea pot!!!

I put in 2 passes to a Fever Party

you get an empty box of lemsip

I put in three plane tickets"

Three plane tickets to where?? And who's going?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a vacation on the Maldives

I put in an empty bottle"

You get a bearded Gene

I put in a spitting Lama

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"You get a vacation on the Maldives

I put in an empty bottle

You get a bearded Gene

I put in a spitting Lama"

ffs! Just what I need!

you get a Boris. . You will love him

I put in a bottle of hendricks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a vacation on the Maldives

I put in an empty bottle

You get a bearded Gene

I put in a spitting Lama

ffs! Just what I need!

you get a Boris. . You will love him

I put in a bottle of hendricks"

You get a confused MetrSexual

I cram in some chocolate wrappers I gathered from my desk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get a firm handshake

I put in a bin bag

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"You get a firm handshake

I put in a bin bag"

you get a banaba

I put in my neighbour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a firm handshake

I put in a bin bag

you get a banaba

I put in my neighbour"

You get one of them Aliens

I put in a hand grenade

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone duck!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

Quack?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quack?

Did this change to the word association thread? Lol

You get a big cozy blanket and a mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows and flake! (For your cold) x

I put in the bomb squad to go get that grenade!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

You get a big kiss

**slurps drink .. munches chocolate**

I put in a jamican

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a big kiss

**slurps drink .. munches chocolate**

I put in a jamican"

Lol is it jerry??

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"You get a big kiss

**slurps drink .. munches chocolate**

I put in a jamican

Lol is it jerry??

couldn't say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a big kiss

**slurps drink .. munches chocolate**

I put in a jamican

Lol is it jerry??

couldn't say

You get short legs

Im putting in my long legs......

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"You get a big kiss

**slurps drink .. munches chocolate**

I put in a jamican

Lol is it jerry??

couldn't say

You get short legs

Im putting in my long legs......

cheek! Lol..... You get vroom vroom

I put in a banaba

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And I got a boat

Then I put in a mars bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get a snorkeling kit

And I'll put in a tantric manual

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By *ceryMan over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

"You get a snorkeling kit

And I'll put in a tantric manual "

I get Sting... who I do not want so.

I put Sting back....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get a butterfly out

I put in a butt plug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get a Douche

I put in a hamster

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get a Ben wa balls set

I put in fifty shades book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a Ben wa balls set

I put in fifty shades book"

you get multi pack jonnys

i put in a wheel bsrrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

barrow..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get a shovel

I put in a beach ball

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a shovel

I put in a beach ball"

a ffs i just gave away me wheel barrow...and i get a feckin shovel...feckin stars are not lining up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a shovel

I put in a beach ball

a ffs i just gave away me wheel barrow...and i get a feckin shovel...feckin stars are not lining up.

You get a star gazing telescope

I put in a loofa

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"You get a shovel

I put in a beach ball

a ffs i just gave away me wheel barrow...and i get a feckin shovel...feckin stars are not lining up.

You get a star gazing telescope

I put in a loofa "

you get a bucket

I put in a teddy (one I threw away earlier)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You get a shovel

I put in a beach ball

a ffs i just gave away me wheel barrow...and i get a feckin shovel...feckin stars are not lining up.

You get a star gazing telescope

I put in a loofa

you get a bucket

I put in a teddy (one I threw away earlier)"

You get a paddle

I put in massage oil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get a first class ticket to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

I put in a wheel of Brie.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"You get a first class ticket to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

I put in a wheel of Brie."

you got Scotland

I put in NI

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a first class ticket to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

I put in a wheel of Brie.

you got Scotland

I put in NI"

You get a house down the dip

I put in Carrickfergus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a first class ticket to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

I put in a wheel of Brie.

you got Scotland

I put in NI

You get a house down the dip

I put in Carrickfergus"

You get a bestie hard slap

I get a good seeing to!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get Stephen Nolan

I put in tunnocks tea cakes

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I put in Carrickfergus"

and Sarah Fergusson drops out, yours to cherish and to keep. No return address attached to the label, either.

I put in the remains of my beef sarnie that wasn't as appealing as it looked.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

You get some clean cat litter for your errant puss

I put in a hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get some clean cat litter for your errant puss

I put in a hat"

You get to leave your hat on

I put in a shirt

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"You get some clean cat litter for your errant puss

I put in a hat

You get to leave your hat on

I put in a shirt"

So you're topless and I'm in my tribly!

you get my boxing gloves

I put in a lace thong

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get granny knickers out

I put in a femidom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get granny knickers out

I put in a femidom"

You get WD40

I put in a juggling clown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get granny knickers out

I put in a femidom

You get WD40

I put in a juggling clown "

You get a fire eater

I put in a midget

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get a gem

I put in a hirsute man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get duffer

I put in a wonderwall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a gem

I put in a hirsute man"

You get a bag of wine gums

I put in my dirty dishes! (Feel free to send them bk out washed

)

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

You get the granny knickers..

I put in a fishermans friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get the granny knickers..

I put in a fishermans friend"

You get a beeping horn

Ill put in the euros this time......

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"You get the granny knickers..

I put in a fishermans friend

You get a beeping horn

Ill put in the euros this time......

(Oohhh low Mrs pink lol.... They should makes those toll booth things bigger. . That's my story!

)

You get lottas cleaning services

I put in some euros.. without missing the slot!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get the granny knickers..

I put in a fishermans friend

You get a beeping horn

Ill put in the euros this time......

(Oohhh low Mrs pink lol.... They should makes those toll booth things bigger. . That's my story!

)

You get lottas cleaning services

I put in some euros.. without missing the slot!

You get a flying pig

I put in a feather duster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get a pair of rubber gloves

I put in a Hot Wheels Batmobile.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

You get batman! !

I put in a male stripper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get batman! !

I put in a male stripper"

*swoon

My Dark Knight

You get baby oil

I put in a shell suit

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By *idpunkMan over a year ago

carrickfergus

You get a£50 anne summers voucher

I put in a bag of tayto cheese and onion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get Gary Lineker

I put in a window

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

You get a bin

I put in a roller skate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get an odd couple who follow you home

I put in my dignity

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By *idpunkMan over a year ago

carrickfergus

You can have a duster

I'm putting in a lobster

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

You get the odd couple back

I put in some bobbles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get coffee

I'm putting in Oliver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get an army

I put in a cassette tape

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

You very olivers friend Lil pink

I put in a long lacy glove

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get an army

I put in a cassette tape"

You get a Spectrum ZX

I put in a camera

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

You get a picture of my ass

I put in a fluffy teddy ..awww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get a werebear (anybody else remember these?)

I put in Edward Norton

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get Sandra bullock

I put in a star fish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get hotdog flavoured weather

I put in Fred Durst's head (surely I'll get a round of applause)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get Bjork

I put in a days work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get 5 sales

I put in a stroll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get 5 sales

I put in a stroll "

You get size 9 heels, stockings and a feather duster!

I put in a vote for Lotta!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get 5 sales

I put in a stroll

You get size 9 heels, stockings and a feather duster!

I put in a vote for Lotta!!!

You get a pick from cork

I put in fear

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get dirty clothes

I put in a iPhone 6

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get dirty clothes

I put in a iPhone 6"

You get a Samsung galaxy

I put in Roger the alien

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I put in Roger the alien"

and get his big brother from Alien back out. You request a refund.

I put a whoopee cushion in....

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

You get lottas banaba

I put in a pair of shiny silver nipple tassles

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