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over a year ago
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I LOVE awkward moments. .
Basically- My shower has been broken since Thursday. . electrician calling round this morning.
I'm on the bowl for about 20 mins as a result of a late night kebab and the electrician knocks on the door.
Quick wipe/20 second spray of bathroom/I answer the door coughing like a fucker
Anyway 10 mins into fixing my shower the dude is still coughing upstairs in my bathroom. I'm ashamed of myself! !   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I LOVE awkward moments. .
Basically- My shower has been broken since Thursday. . electrician calling round this morning.
I'm on the bowl for about 20 mins as a result of a late night kebab and the electrician knocks on the door.
Quick wipe/20 second spray of bathroom/I answer the door coughing like a fucker
Anyway 10 mins into fixing my shower the dude is still coughing upstairs in my bathroom. I'm ashamed of myself! ! "
Haha thats funny.....hope you went back and gave your bum another good clean!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I swear I feel forever unclean now...
It was my worst (BEST) dump ever.
Sorry if this puts people off me now!
**because you were all so turned on by me anyway**
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I LOVE awkward moments. .
Basically- My shower has been broken since Thursday. . electrician calling round this morning.
I'm on the bowl for about 20 mins as a result of a late night kebab and the electrician knocks on the door.
Quick wipe/20 second spray of bathroom/I answer the door coughing like a fucker
Anyway 10 mins into fixing my shower the dude is still coughing upstairs in my bathroom. I'm ashamed of myself! !
Haha thats funny.....hope you went back and gave your bum another good clean!! "
Genuinely still in the downstairs bathroom now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I LOVE awkward moments. .
Basically- My shower has been broken since Thursday. . electrician calling round this morning.
I'm on the bowl for about 20 mins as a result of a late night kebab and the electrician knocks on the door.
Quick wipe/20 second spray of bathroom/I answer the door coughing like a fucker
Anyway 10 mins into fixing my shower the dude is still coughing upstairs in my bathroom. I'm ashamed of myself! !
Haha thats funny.....hope you went back and gave your bum another good clean!!
Genuinely still in the downstairs bathroom now "
Lol...are you duffer dumpsters brother?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I LOVE awkward moments. .
Basically- My shower has been broken since Thursday. . electrician calling round this morning.
I'm on the bowl for about 20 mins as a result of a late night kebab and the electrician knocks on the door.
Quick wipe/20 second spray of bathroom/I answer the door coughing like a fucker
Anyway 10 mins into fixing my shower the dude is still coughing upstairs in my bathroom. I'm ashamed of myself! !
Haha thats funny.....hope you went back and gave your bum another good clean!!
Genuinely still in the downstairs bathroom now
Lol...are you duffer dumpsters brother?? "
Could well be.. is he handsome and funny (proper funny) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I LOVE awkward moments. .
Basically- My shower has been broken since Thursday. . electrician calling round this morning.
I'm on the bowl for about 20 mins as a result of a late night kebab and the electrician knocks on the door.
Quick wipe/20 second spray of bathroom/I answer the door coughing like a fucker
Anyway 10 mins into fixing my shower the dude is still coughing upstairs in my bathroom. I'm ashamed of myself! !
Haha thats funny.....hope you went back and gave your bum another good clean!!
Genuinely still in the downstairs bathroom now
Lol...are you duffer dumpsters brother??
Could well be.. is he handsome and funny (proper funny)"
Lol....he is funny alright!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I LOVE awkward moments. .
Basically- My shower has been broken since Thursday. . electrician calling round this morning.
I'm on the bowl for about 20 mins as a result of a late night kebab and the electrician knocks on the door.
Quick wipe/20 second spray of bathroom/I answer the door coughing like a fucker
Anyway 10 mins into fixing my shower the dude is still coughing upstairs in my bathroom. I'm ashamed of myself! !
Haha thats funny.....hope you went back and gave your bum another good clean!!
Genuinely still in the downstairs bathroom now
Lol...are you duffer dumpsters brother??
Could well be.. is he handsome and funny (proper funny)
Lol....he is funny alright!! "
Yeah but not handsome  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I LOVE awkward moments. .
Basically- My shower has been broken since Thursday. . electrician calling round this morning.
I'm on the bowl for about 20 mins as a result of a late night kebab and the electrician knocks on the door.
Quick wipe/20 second spray of bathroom/I answer the door coughing like a fucker
Anyway 10 mins into fixing my shower the dude is still coughing upstairs in my bathroom. I'm ashamed of myself! !
Haha thats funny.....hope you went back and gave your bum another good clean!!
Genuinely still in the downstairs bathroom now
Lol...are you duffer dumpsters brother??
Could well be.. is he handsome and funny (proper funny)
Lol....he is funny alright!!
Yeah but not handsome "
Each time ive met you ive had my beer goggles on...ill take them off next time i promise......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I LOVE awkward moments. .
Basically- My shower has been broken since Thursday. . electrician calling round this morning.
I'm on the bowl for about 20 mins as a result of a late night kebab and the electrician knocks on the door.
Quick wipe/20 second spray of bathroom/I answer the door coughing like a fucker
Anyway 10 mins into fixing my shower the dude is still coughing upstairs in my bathroom. I'm ashamed of myself! !
Haha thats funny.....hope you went back and gave your bum another good clean!!
Genuinely still in the downstairs bathroom now
Lol...are you duffer dumpsters brother??
Could well be.. is he handsome and funny (proper funny)
Lol....he is funny alright!!
Yeah but not handsome
Each time ive met you ive had my beer goggles on...ill take them off next time i promise...... "
Ha ha you'll have to lend me them and I might end up giving into your infatuation lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I LOVE awkward moments. .
Basically- My shower has been broken since Thursday. . electrician calling round this morning.
I'm on the bowl for about 20 mins as a result of a late night kebab and the electrician knocks on the door.
Quick wipe/20 second spray of bathroom/I answer the door coughing like a fucker
Anyway 10 mins into fixing my shower the dude is still coughing upstairs in my bathroom. I'm ashamed of myself! !
Haha thats funny.....hope you went back and gave your bum another good clean!!
Genuinely still in the downstairs bathroom now
Lol...are you duffer dumpsters brother??
Could well be.. is he handsome and funny (proper funny)
Lol....he is funny alright!!
Yeah but not handsome
Each time ive met you ive had my beer goggles on...ill take them off next time i promise......
Ha ha you'll have to lend me them and I might end up giving into your infatuation lol "
I dont like to waste time infatuating....im all about the action!!  |
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Glad you're sorted! LOL. A real good mate of mine called round last night with his new (stunning) girlfriend..... about 3 minuites after we took --------this avatars challenge photo.
Now being a close friend, he doesn't knock, just barrells in........... |
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"Glad you're sorted! LOL. A real good mate of mine called round last night with his new (stunning) girlfriend..... about 3 minuites after we took --------this avatars challenge photo.
Now being a close friend, he doesn't knock, just barrells in..........."
Bet you'd some explaining to do |
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"Glad you're sorted! LOL. A real good mate of mine called round last night with his new (stunning) girlfriend..... about 3 minuites after we took --------this avatars challenge photo.
Now being a close friend, he doesn't knock, just barrells in..........."
lmao! |
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"Glad you're sorted! LOL. A real good mate of mine called round last night with his new (stunning) girlfriend..... about 3 minuites after we took --------this avatars challenge photo.
Now being a close friend, he doesn't knock, just barrells in...........
Bet you'd some explaining to do "
Thankfully, I'd got out, and into a dressing gown, but the makeshift tripod, numerous pairs of girls underwear (Rae is an absolute perfectionist) and the like strewn in the main corridor got some looks .....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glad you're sorted! LOL. A real good mate of mine called round last night with his new (stunning) girlfriend..... about 3 minuites after we took --------this avatars challenge photo.
Now being a close friend, he doesn't knock, just barrells in...........
Bet you'd some explaining to do
Thankfully, I'd got out, and into a dressing gown, but the makeshift tripod, numerous pairs of girls underwear (Rae is an absolute perfectionist) and the like strewn in the main corridor got some looks .....lol"
but you got away with it  |
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"Glad you're sorted! LOL. A real good mate of mine called round last night with his new (stunning) girlfriend..... about 3 minuites after we took --------this avatars challenge photo.
Now being a close friend, he doesn't knock, just barrells in...........
Bet you'd some explaining to do
Thankfully, I'd got out, and into a dressing gown, but the makeshift tripod, numerous pairs of girls underwear (Rae is an absolute perfectionist) and the like strewn in the main corridor got some looks .....lol
but you got away with it "
Can't imagine how you'd start explaining...."well, we're on a swingers website, cause Rae really likes boobies and kissing girls, and they have a competition........."
Be easier to say I liked the feel of them :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Glad you're sorted! LOL. A real good mate of mine called round last night with his new (stunning) girlfriend..... about 3 minuites after we took --------this avatars challenge photo.
Now being a close friend, he doesn't knock, just barrells in...........
Bet you'd some explaining to do
Thankfully, I'd got out, and into a dressing gown, but the makeshift tripod, numerous pairs of girls underwear (Rae is an absolute perfectionist) and the like strewn in the main corridor got some looks .....lol
but you got away with it
Can't imagine how you'd start explaining...."well, we're on a swingers website, cause Rae really likes boobies and kissing girls, and they have a competition........."
Be easier to say I liked the feel of them :p"
throw on stockings just to sell the story |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glad you're sorted! LOL. A real good mate of mine called round last night with his new (stunning) girlfriend..... about 3 minuites after we took --------this avatars challenge photo.
Now being a close friend, he doesn't knock, just barrells in..........."
I d say they ll be calling much more often now |
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"Glad you're sorted! LOL. A real good mate of mine called round last night with his new (stunning) girlfriend..... about 3 minuites after we took --------this avatars challenge photo.
Now being a close friend, he doesn't knock, just barrells in...........
Bet you'd some explaining to do
Thankfully, I'd got out, and into a dressing gown, but the makeshift tripod, numerous pairs of girls underwear (Rae is an absolute perfectionist) and the like strewn in the main corridor got some looks .....lol
but you got away with it
Can't imagine how you'd start explaining...."well, we're on a swingers website, cause Rae really likes boobies and kissing girls, and they have a competition........."
Be easier to say I liked the feel of them :p"
mmm a guy in ladies panties lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glad you're sorted! LOL. A real good mate of mine called round last night with his new (stunning) girlfriend..... about 3 minuites after we took --------this avatars challenge photo.
Now being a close friend, he doesn't knock, just barrells in...........
Bet you'd some explaining to do
Thankfully, I'd got out, and into a dressing gown, but the makeshift tripod, numerous pairs of girls underwear (Rae is an absolute perfectionist) and the like strewn in the main corridor got some looks .....lol
but you got away with it
Can't imagine how you'd start explaining...."well, we're on a swingers website, cause Rae really likes boobies and kissing girls, and they have a competition........."
Be easier to say I liked the feel of them :p
mmm a guy in ladies panties lol "
Jeez your bucket list really is growing  |
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"Glad you're sorted! LOL. A real good mate of mine called round last night with his new (stunning) girlfriend..... about 3 minuites after we took --------this avatars challenge photo.
Now being a close friend, he doesn't knock, just barrells in...........
Bet you'd some explaining to do
Thankfully, I'd got out, and into a dressing gown, but the makeshift tripod, numerous pairs of girls underwear (Rae is an absolute perfectionist) and the like strewn in the main corridor got some looks .....lol
but you got away with it
Can't imagine how you'd start explaining...."well, we're on a swingers website, cause Rae really likes boobies and kissing girls, and they have a competition........."
Be easier to say I liked the feel of them :p
mmm a guy in ladies panties lol "
PMSL!!! I don't make a habit of it!!! Plus, she looks infinitely better in them |
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"Glad you're sorted! LOL. A real good mate of mine called round last night with his new (stunning) girlfriend..... about 3 minuites after we took --------this avatars challenge photo.
Now being a close friend, he doesn't knock, just barrells in...........
Bet you'd some explaining to do
Thankfully, I'd got out, and into a dressing gown, but the makeshift tripod, numerous pairs of girls underwear (Rae is an absolute perfectionist) and the like strewn in the main corridor got some looks .....lol
but you got away with it
Can't imagine how you'd start explaining...."well, we're on a swingers website, cause Rae really likes boobies and kissing girls, and they have a competition........."
Be easier to say I liked the feel of them :p
mmm a guy in ladies panties lol
PMSL!!! I don't make a habit of it!!! Plus, she looks infinitely better in them "
yada yada yada lol....  |
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"Glad you're sorted! LOL. A real good mate of mine called round last night with his new (stunning) girlfriend..... about 3 minuites after we took --------this avatars challenge photo.
Now being a close friend, he doesn't knock, just barrells in...........
Bet you'd some explaining to do
Thankfully, I'd got out, and into a dressing gown, but the makeshift tripod, numerous pairs of girls underwear (Rae is an absolute perfectionist) and the like strewn in the main corridor got some looks .....lol
but you got away with it
Can't imagine how you'd start explaining...."well, we're on a swingers website, cause Rae really likes boobies and kissing girls, and they have a competition........."
Be easier to say I liked the feel of them :p
mmm a guy in ladies panties lol
PMSL!!! I don't make a habit of it!!! Plus, she looks infinitely better in them
yada yada yada lol.... "
I think he doth protest too much |
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"Glad you're sorted! LOL. A real good mate of mine called round last night with his new (stunning) girlfriend..... about 3 minuites after we took --------this avatars challenge photo.
Now being a close friend, he doesn't knock, just barrells in...........
Bet you'd some explaining to do
Thankfully, I'd got out, and into a dressing gown, but the makeshift tripod, numerous pairs of girls underwear (Rae is an absolute perfectionist) and the like strewn in the main corridor got some looks .....lol
but you got away with it
Can't imagine how you'd start explaining...."well, we're on a swingers website, cause Rae really likes boobies and kissing girls, and they have a competition........."
Be easier to say I liked the feel of them :p
mmm a guy in ladies panties lol
PMSL!!! I don't make a habit of it!!! Plus, she looks infinitely better in them
yada yada yada lol....
I think he doth protest too much "
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