"Lube or spit??"
I must admit I find using lube as opposed to spit on your partner for anal is much better on the whole. 
Top tip: Never leave anal lube and superglue on the same bedside locker.
Two really bad things can happen:
1. You may realise your a man trapped inside a womans body.
2. You may completely ruin your Airfix Spitfire MKVB 1:24 Scale Model. |
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"Lube or spit??
I must admit I find using lube as opposed to spit on your partner for anal is much better on the whole.
Top tip: Never leave anal lube and superglue on the same bedside locker.
Two really bad things can happen:
1. You may realise your a man trapped inside a womans body.
2. You may completely ruin your Airfix Spitfire MKVB 1:24 Scale Model."
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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"Lube or spit??
I must admit I find using lube as opposed to spit on your partner for anal is much better on the whole.
Top tip: Never leave anal lube and superglue on the same bedside locker.
Two really bad things can happen:
1. You may realise your a man trapped inside a womans body.
2. You may completely ruin your Airfix Spitfire MKVB 1:24 Scale Model."
Lick that must have been a real eye opener of a day! An interesting trip to A and E combined with a trip to Smyths toys for a repurchase. I'm sorry for your troubles. I hope you marked it down to experience!   |
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"Anniemal
If you take the "niem" out of your name it spells ANAL
Nice move  
You have wayyyyyy too much time on your hands DTG....  "
On Mondays. .. This is very true |
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"Anniemal
If you take the "niem" out of your name it spells ANAL
Nice move
You have wayyyyyy too much time on your hands DTG....
On Mondays. .. This is very true"
Will I put the kettle on??? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anniemal
If you take the "niem" out of your name it spells ANAL
Nice move
You have wayyyyyy too much time on your hands DTG....
On Mondays. .. This is very true
Will I put the kettle on??? Lol "
For coffee/tea id need to plan a bit more in advance
For other stuff im more spontaneous/impulsive |
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"If someone spat in my ass the would get a slap!!
Interesting! ... which type of slap?
Those ones you give your friend when you get excited about something are nice "
Haha...you like those do you?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"2. You may completely ruin your Airfix Spitfire MKVB 1:24 Scale Model.
NOT THE SPITFIRE!
is that what's stuck in my ass !! "
Nrrrrrrrrm (or whatever noise a spitfire makes) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"2. You may completely ruin your Airfix Spitfire MKVB 1:24 Scale Model.
NOT THE SPITFIRE!
is that what's stuck in my ass !!
Nrrrrrrrrm (or whatever noise a spitfire makes)
really! ! Is that your best spitfire impression ..... Come on banabas... You can do better than that! "
I was thinking on my feet. Hmmmm
Nnrrrrm rat-a-tat-tat(gunfire) nrrrrrrm |
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"2. You may completely ruin your Airfix Spitfire MKVB 1:24 Scale Model.
NOT THE SPITFIRE!
is that what's stuck in my ass !!
Nrrrrrrrrm (or whatever noise a spitfire makes)
really! ! Is that your best spitfire impression ..... Come on banabas... You can do better than that! "
Thats explains why you have been holding on to your bum in that profile pic for such a long time.... |
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"2. You may completely ruin your Airfix Spitfire MKVB 1:24 Scale Model.
NOT THE SPITFIRE!
is that what's stuck in my ass !!
Nrrrrrrrrm (or whatever noise a spitfire makes)
really! ! Is that your best spitfire impression ..... Come on banabas... You can do better than that!
Thats explains why you have been holding on to your bum in that profile pic for such a long time.... "
have you seen the size of a spitfire! ! .. You'd be holding your ass too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"2. You may completely ruin your Airfix Spitfire MKVB 1:24 Scale Model.
NOT THE SPITFIRE!
is that what's stuck in my ass !!
Nrrrrrrrrm (or whatever noise a spitfire makes)
really! ! Is that your best spitfire impression ..... Come on banabas... You can do better than that!
Thats explains why you have been holding on to your bum in that profile pic for such a long time....
have you seen the size of a spitfire! ! .. You'd be holding your ass too "
Ooooh it sounds scary...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well this site is about sex!
Lube....spit can dry you up even more..."
Yes it is ..Once tried, with condom and play lube , carefully .. the woman found it not great. I do not think many women like that... |
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"2. You may completely ruin your Airfix Spitfire MKVB 1:24 Scale Model.
NOT THE SPITFIRE!
is that what's stuck in my ass !!
Nrrrrrrrrm (or whatever noise a spitfire makes)
really! ! Is that your best spitfire impression ..... Come on banabas... You can do better than that!
Thats explains why you have been holding on to your bum in that profile pic for such a long time....
have you seen the size of a spitfire! ! .. You'd be holding your ass too "
Visions of you holding your ass and on your knees with a Fokker rear gunning your tail! |
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"2. You may completely ruin your Airfix Spitfire MKVB 1:24 Scale Model.
NOT THE SPITFIRE!
is that what's stuck in my ass !!
Nrrrrrrrrm (or whatever noise a spitfire makes)
really! ! Is that your best spitfire impression ..... Come on banabas... You can do better than that!
Thats explains why you have been holding on to your bum in that profile pic for such a long time....
have you seen the size of a spitfire! ! .. You'd be holding your ass too
Visions of you holding your ass and on your knees with a Fokker rear gunning your tail! "
cheeky fokker  |
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