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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Listening to the original and this came to mind, what's your favourite song parodies folks?
Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Big Bird's on the run
Ernie's dialing 9-1-1
What made Elmo snap?
Was he tired of Big Bird's crap?
They say when
Elmo was arrested
They found that
Oscar's head was in the trash
I hear that Gordon's
really runnin'
now that Elmo's got a gun
the street is never gonna
be the same
Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Grover's head has come undone
Sesame Street's not real fun
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a lady who's sure
All that litter is old
And she's buying at 7-Eleven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With some Nerds she can't get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying at 7-Eleven.
There 's a diner to call
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes serves in the evening.
Get a free matchbook
Or a box of Ring Dings,
Sometimes all of us bought some Bisquik.
Ooh, it makes me hunger,
Ooh, it makes me hunger.
There's a feeling I get
When I look to ingest,
And my spirit is crying for eating.
I had bought with some green
Drinks of Coke, brew and cheese
And the choices of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me hunger,
Ooh, it really makes me hunger.
And it's whispered that soon,
If we stall in bathroom
Then a griper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For rows of canned corn
And the poorest will echo with laughter.
If there's a bustle in the fridge row
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a singing, little paid teen.
Yes, there are two Pez you can go buy
Butter the wrong bun
There's still time to change the roll you bought.
And it makes me hunger.
Your head is throbbing and it won't go
In case you don't know,
The diapers calling you to buy them.
Dear lady, can you clean the window,
And did you know
Your dairy lies in the crisper bin.
And as we wind on down the road
Dodge Shadows crawling through a toll.
There is a lady we all know
Who shines her brights and wants to slow
How everything still turns to mold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are pun and pun is all
To eat a rock and not a roll.
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"There's a lady who's sure
All that litter is old
And she's buying at 7-Eleven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With some Nerds she can't get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying at 7-Eleven.
There 's a diner to call
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes serves in the evening.
Get a free matchbook
Or a box of Ring Dings,
Sometimes all of us bought some Bisquik.
Ooh, it makes me hunger,
Ooh, it makes me hunger.
There's a feeling I get
When I look to ingest,
And my spirit is crying for eating.
I had bought with some green
Drinks of Coke, brew and cheese
And the choices of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me hunger,
Ooh, it really makes me hunger.
And it's whispered that soon,
If we stall in bathroom
Then a griper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For rows of canned corn
And the poorest will echo with laughter.
If there's a bustle in the fridge row
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a singing, little paid teen.
Yes, there are two Pez you can go buy
Butter the wrong bun
There's still time to change the roll you bought.
And it makes me hunger.
Your head is throbbing and it won't go
In case you don't know,
The diapers calling you to buy them.
Dear lady, can you clean the window,
And did you know
Your dairy lies in the crisper bin.
And as we wind on down the road
Dodge Shadows crawling through a toll.
There is a lady we all know
Who shines her brights and wants to slow
How everything still turns to mold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are pun and pun is all
To eat a rock and not a roll.
And she's buying at 7-Eleven. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
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