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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've a memory foam mattress but it has my sleeping position so well formed that it's difficult to sleep/lay in any other position! 
Jury still out! May change it again! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?
It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.
'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?
It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.
'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'
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I have two mattresses, falling out of bed hurts  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?
It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.
'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'
I have two mattresses, falling out of bed hurts "
Put one on the floor, problem solved
Or get one with really good springs, then you'll bounce back into bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?
It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.
'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'
I have two mattresses, falling out of bed hurts
Put one on the floor, problem solved
Or get one with really good springs, then you'll bounce back into bed "
I shall maybe place one on the floor for safety sake. Haven't fallen out in ages but that extra mattress makes tge fall a tad more perilous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?
It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.
'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'
I have two mattresses, falling out of bed hurts
Put one on the floor, problem solved
Or get one with really good springs, then you'll bounce back into bed
I shall maybe place one on the floor for safety sake. Haven't fallen out in ages but that extra mattress makes tge fall a tad more perilous "
Are you the Fairytale Pea (not pee, see Golden Shower thread) Princess?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?
It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.
'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'
I have two mattresses, falling out of bed hurts
Put one on the floor, problem solved
Or get one with really good springs, then you'll bounce back into bed
I shall maybe place one on the floor for safety sake. Haven't fallen out in ages but that extra mattress makes tge fall a tad more perilous
Are you the Fairytale Pea (not pee, see Golden Shower thread) Princess?? "
If I am, surely I'm short 98 mattresses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?
It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.
'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'
I have two mattresses, falling out of bed hurts
Put one on the floor, problem solved
Or get one with really good springs, then you'll bounce back into bed
I shall maybe place one on the floor for safety sake. Haven't fallen out in ages but that extra mattress makes tge fall a tad more perilous
Are you the Fairytale Pea (not pee, see Golden Shower thread) Princess??
If I am, surely I'm short 98 mattresses "
99 one to bounce off when you fall out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?
It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.
'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'
I have two mattresses, falling out of bed hurts
Put one on the floor, problem solved
Or get one with really good springs, then you'll bounce back into bed
I shall maybe place one on the floor for safety sake. Haven't fallen out in ages but that extra mattress makes tge fall a tad more perilous
Are you the Fairytale Pea (not pee, see Golden Shower thread) Princess??
If I am, surely I'm short 98 mattresses "
That's were the guys on the side of the rd with mattress were going! Lotta's house! Only 97 more to go!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was on my way back from a comedy night last night, late on, and saw two blokes stood at the side of the road leaning on a single mattress. Puzzled the life out of me. What kind of person, suddenly discovers at 23.30 that they are missing a mattress?
It is possible they were just the world's worst burglars.
'Grab the telly!' 'No, sod that! This is memory foam, man! Up your end.'
I have two mattresses, falling out of bed hurts
Put one on the floor, problem solved
Or get one with really good springs, then you'll bounce back into bed
I shall maybe place one on the floor for safety sake. Haven't fallen out in ages but that extra mattress makes tge fall a tad more perilous
Are you the Fairytale Pea (not pee, see Golden Shower thread) Princess??
If I am, surely I'm short 98 mattresses
That's were the guys on the side of the rd with mattress were going! Lotta's house! Only 97 more to go!! "
They still haven't arrived |
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