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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman  over a year ago

My town

Yeah take your socks off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?"

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yeah take your socks off "

always

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval "

I'm sure she's none the wiser

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast

would never turn up without matching underwear.......my secret addiction. cant walk pass a shop without looking

But socks would be a no no too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"would never turn up without matching underwear.......my secret addiction. cant walk pass a shop without looking

But socks would be a no no too"

It's just such a simple thing to do, surely ladies buy most lingerie in matching sets, so wear them as a set

What about wearing un matching socks in bed

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By *onyg4funMan  over a year ago

South


"would never turn up without matching underwear.......my secret addiction. cant walk pass a shop without looking

But socks would be a no no too"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently if i start in heels I'm supposed to leave them on. Im always afraid of putting holes in their furniture.

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"would never turn up without matching underwear.......my secret addiction. cant walk pass a shop without looking

But socks would be a no no too

It's just such a simple thing to do, surely ladies buy most lingerie in matching sets, so wear them as a set

What about wearing un matching socks in bed "

Lol.....don't think you would get away with odd socks either.

I have work underwear and casual underwear and going out underwear. The only ones that don't match is my work underwear.....not there to impress anyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah take your socks off "

I always ask for this to all the ladies I meet with... hate a hot gal with sock on in my bed...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"would never turn up without matching underwear.......my secret addiction. cant walk pass a shop without looking

But socks would be a no no too

It's just such a simple thing to do, surely ladies buy most lingerie in matching sets, so wear them as a set

What about wearing un matching socks in bed

Lol.....don't think you would get away with odd socks either.

I have work underwear and casual underwear and going out underwear. The only ones that don't match is my work underwear.....not there to impress anyone "

But what would happen if you got propositioned at work out of the blue?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser "

I told her

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yeah take your socks off

I always ask for this to all the ladies I meet with... hate a hot gal with sock on in my bed...

"

You really shouldn't have to ask that from a lady

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"would never turn up without matching underwear.......my secret addiction. cant walk pass a shop without looking

But socks would be a no no too

It's just such a simple thing to do, surely ladies buy most lingerie in matching sets, so wear them as a set

What about wearing un matching socks in bed

Lol.....don't think you would get away with odd socks either.

I have work underwear and casual underwear and going out underwear. The only ones that don't match is my work underwear.....not there to impress anyone

But what would happen if you got propositioned at work out of the blue?

"

I wouldn't get propositioned at work. Besides there is not one person at work I would be interested in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her "

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"would never turn up without matching underwear.......my secret addiction. cant walk pass a shop without looking

But socks would be a no no too

It's just such a simple thing to do, surely ladies buy most lingerie in matching sets, so wear them as a set

What about wearing un matching socks in bed

Lol.....don't think you would get away with odd socks either.

I have work underwear and casual underwear and going out underwear. The only ones that don't match is my work underwear.....not there to impress anyone

But what would happen if you got propositioned at work out of the blue?

I wouldn't get propositioned at work. Besides there is not one person at work I would be interested in "

You seriously need a new job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you "

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful "

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"would never turn up without matching underwear.......my secret addiction. cant walk pass a shop without looking

But socks would be a no no too

It's just such a simple thing to do, surely ladies buy most lingerie in matching sets, so wear them as a set

What about wearing un matching socks in bed

Lol.....don't think you would get away with odd socks either.

I have work underwear and casual underwear and going out underwear. The only ones that don't match is my work underwear.....not there to impress anyone

But what would happen if you got propositioned at work out of the blue?

I wouldn't get propositioned at work. Besides there is not one person at work I would be interested in

You seriously need a new job "

Pmsl....love my job.....wouldn't swap it for the world.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah take your socks off

I always ask for this to all the ladies I meet with... hate a hot gal with sock on in my bed...

You really shouldn't have to ask that from a lady "

lol, that was a joke, I have never met a gal that would go to bed with me wearing sox... stocking is a whole lot of a different story for that matter...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"would never turn up without matching underwear.......my secret addiction. cant walk pass a shop without looking

But socks would be a no no too

It's just such a simple thing to do, surely ladies buy most lingerie in matching sets, so wear them as a set

What about wearing un matching socks in bed

Lol.....don't think you would get away with odd socks either.

I have work underwear and casual underwear and going out underwear. The only ones that don't match is my work underwear.....not there to impress anyone

But what would happen if you got propositioned at work out of the blue?

I wouldn't get propositioned at work. Besides there is not one person at work I would be interested in

You seriously need a new job

Pmsl....love my job.....wouldn't swap it for the world. "

Ok then your colleagues need new jobs and you need to be on the interview panel for their replacements lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yeah take your socks off

I always ask for this to all the ladies I meet with... hate a hot gal with sock on in my bed...

You really shouldn't have to ask that from a lady

lol, that was a joke, I have never met a gal that would go to bed with me wearing sox... stocking is a whole lot of a different story for that matter...

"

Can't beat the old body stocking, with no need for underwear matching or un matching

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"would never turn up without matching underwear.......my secret addiction. cant walk pass a shop without looking

But socks would be a no no too

It's just such a simple thing to do, surely ladies buy most lingerie in matching sets, so wear them as a set

What about wearing un matching socks in bed

Lol.....don't think you would get away with odd socks either.

I have work underwear and casual underwear and going out underwear. The only ones that don't match is my work underwear.....not there to impress anyone

But what would happen if you got propositioned at work out of the blue?

I wouldn't get propositioned at work. Besides there is not one person at work I would be interested in

You seriously need a new job

Pmsl....love my job.....wouldn't swap it for the world.

Ok then your colleagues need new jobs and you need to be on the interview panel for their replacements lol "

I wouldn't get any work done if I chose who got the jobs......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah take your socks off "

+1

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"would never turn up without matching underwear.......my secret addiction. cant walk pass a shop without looking

But socks would be a no no too

It's just such a simple thing to do, surely ladies buy most lingerie in matching sets, so wear them as a set

What about wearing un matching socks in bed

Lol.....don't think you would get away with odd socks either.

I have work underwear and casual underwear and going out underwear. The only ones that don't match is my work underwear.....not there to impress anyone

But what would happen if you got propositioned at work out of the blue?

I wouldn't get propositioned at work. Besides there is not one person at work I would be interested in

You seriously need a new job

Pmsl....love my job.....wouldn't swap it for the world.

Ok then your colleagues need new jobs and you need to be on the interview panel for their replacements lol

I wouldn't get any work done if I chose who got the jobs...... "

Works overated, I only do it when there's o thing to perv

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do "

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?"

Cloudy mirrors

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If a planned meet everything has to be matching .... But I'm afraid if unplanned that goes right out the window

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive "

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"would never turn up without matching underwear.......my secret addiction. cant walk pass a shop without looking

But socks would be a no no too

It's just such a simple thing to do, surely ladies buy most lingerie in matching sets, so wear them as a set

What about wearing un matching socks in bed

Lol.....don't think you would get away with odd socks either.

I have work underwear and casual underwear and going out underwear. The only ones that don't match is my work underwear.....not there to impress anyone

But what would happen if you got propositioned at work out of the blue?

I wouldn't get propositioned at work. Besides there is not one person at work I would be interested in

You seriously need a new job

Pmsl....love my job.....wouldn't swap it for the world.

Ok then your colleagues need new jobs and you need to be on the interview panel for their replacements lol

I wouldn't get any work done if I chose who got the jobs......

Works overated, I only do it when there's o thing to perv "

That I can believe.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

Cloudy mirrors "

Good call it spoils the view of the spoons

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If a planned meet everything has to be matching .... But I'm afraid if unplanned that goes right out the window"

Don't you believe in spontaneity

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"would never turn up without matching underwear.......my secret addiction. cant walk pass a shop without looking

But socks would be a no no too

It's just such a simple thing to do, surely ladies buy most lingerie in matching sets, so wear them as a set

What about wearing un matching socks in bed

Lol.....don't think you would get away with odd socks either.

I have work underwear and casual underwear and going out underwear. The only ones that don't match is my work underwear.....not there to impress anyone

But what would happen if you got propositioned at work out of the blue?

I wouldn't get propositioned at work. Besides there is not one person at work I would be interested in

You seriously need a new job

Pmsl....love my job.....wouldn't swap it for the world.

Ok then your colleagues need new jobs and you need to be on the interview panel for their replacements lol

I wouldn't get any work done if I chose who got the jobs......

Works overated, I only do it when there's o thing to perv

That I can believe....... "

You should try it sometime

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic "

I did tell you

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"would never turn up without matching underwear.......my secret addiction. cant walk pass a shop without looking

But socks would be a no no too

It's just such a simple thing to do, surely ladies buy most lingerie in matching sets, so wear them as a set

What about wearing un matching socks in bed

Lol.....don't think you would get away with odd socks either.

I have work underwear and casual underwear and going out underwear. The only ones that don't match is my work underwear.....not there to impress anyone

But what would happen if you got propositioned at work out of the blue?

I wouldn't get propositioned at work. Besides there is not one person at work I would be interested in

You seriously need a new job

Pmsl....love my job.....wouldn't swap it for the world.

Ok then your colleagues need new jobs and you need to be on the interview panel for their replacements lol

I wouldn't get any work done if I chose who got the jobs......

Works overated, I only do it when there's o thing to perv

That I can believe.......

You should try it sometime "

Lol..... in the right environment then I don't have a problem with perving and enjoy it very much but work is definitely not the place

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you "

They are never far away on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Y fronts!!

Vests!

Mankini!!

Man in a body stocking!!

Socks!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"would never turn up without matching underwear.......my secret addiction. cant walk pass a shop without looking

But socks would be a no no too

It's just such a simple thing to do, surely ladies buy most lingerie in matching sets, so wear them as a set

What about wearing un matching socks in bed

Lol.....don't think you would get away with odd socks either.

I have work underwear and casual underwear and going out underwear. The only ones that don't match is my work underwear.....not there to impress anyone

But what would happen if you got propositioned at work out of the blue?

I wouldn't get propositioned at work. Besides there is not one person at work I would be interested in

You seriously need a new job

Pmsl....love my job.....wouldn't swap it for the world.

Ok then your colleagues need new jobs and you need to be on the interview panel for their replacements lol

I wouldn't get any work done if I chose who got the jobs......

Works overated, I only do it when there's o thing to perv

That I can believe.......

You should try it sometime

Lol..... in the right environment then I don't have a problem with perving and enjoy it very much but work is definitely not the place "

Let me guess either a mortuary or a Dog kennels?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Y fronts!!

Vests!

Mankini!!

Man in a body stocking!!

Socks!!! "

That's the spirit Missy

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Y fronts!!

Vests!

Mankini!!

Man in a body stocking!!

Socks!!! "

Agree with all the above

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently if i start in heels I'm supposed to leave them on. Im always afraid of putting holes in their furniture. "

Like the sound of those heels lol!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently if i start in heels I'm supposed to leave them on. Im always afraid of putting holes in their furniture.

Like the sound of those heels lol! "

The pop when the heel pierces the leather is unreal!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Y fronts!!

Vests!

Mankini!!

Man in a body stocking!!

Socks!!! "

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Y fronts!!

Vests!

Mankini!!

Man in a body stocking!!

Socks!!!

Agree with all the above "

..

... and you know I'm always in matching lingerie. .. even in work. . It's the ambulance men syndrome

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Y fronts!!

Vests!

Mankini!!

Man in a body stocking!!

Socks!!!

Agree with all the above ..

... and you know I'm always in matching lingerie. .. even in work. . It's the ambulance men syndrome "

My mum always taught me the ambulance ladies/nurses syndrome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here here, what's wrong with a mankini?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Y fronts!!

Vests!

Mankini!!

Man in a body stocking!!

Socks!!!

Agree with all the above ..

... and you know I'm always in matching lingerie. .. even in work. . It's the ambulance men syndrome

My mum always taught me the ambulance ladies/nurses syndrome"

snap. ..Thank fuck I sleep naked otherwise there too would have to be matching

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here here, what's wrong with a mankini?"

Look in the mirror when wearing one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Y fronts!!

Vests!

Mankini!!

Man in a body stocking!!

Socks!!!

Agree with all the above ..

... and you know I'm always in matching lingerie. .. even in work. . It's the ambulance men syndrome

My mum always taught me the ambulance ladies/nurses syndrome

snap. ..Thank fuck I sleep naked otherwise there too would have to be matching "

Classy lady I was always under the impression you didn't match

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here here, what's wrong with a mankini?

Look in the mirror when wearing one! "

I beg to differ, I thought I did well in my first avatar challenge in mankini. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here here, what's wrong with a mankini?

Look in the mirror when wearing one!

I beg to differ, I thought I did well in my first avatar challenge in mankini. Lol"

Don't think I saw it and no offence but not sure I wanna

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No, you don't wanna. It's really bad.Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No, you don't wanna. It's really bad.Lol"

lol fair play for being a good sport though!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here "

You guided them here I feel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No, you don't wanna. It's really bad.Lol

lol fair play for being a good sport though!! "

It was a good laugh that weekend. I think we all enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here here, what's wrong with a mankini?

Look in the mirror when wearing one!

I beg to differ, I thought I did well in my first avatar challenge in mankini. Lol"

Roll on the next challenge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No, you don't wanna. It's really bad.Lol

lol fair play for being a good sport though!!

It was a good laugh that weekend. I think we all enjoyed it"

Was that the beach Avatar comp?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel "

Like flys round shite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite "

And your shovel is big!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite "

Then have a feckin wash

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite

And your shovel is big! "

I need it to fight them off lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite

Then have a feckin wash "

It's only the 8th I'll have one before the holiday

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"No, you don't wanna. It's really bad.Lol

lol fair play for being a good sport though!!

It was a good laugh that weekend. I think we all enjoyed it

Was that the beach Avatar comp? "

yep.. All the avatar challenges have been fun.... which reminds me when is lolli setting the new one? ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite

Then have a feckin wash

It's only the 8th I'll have one before the holiday "

Good man, wouldn't want the pool water discoloured

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No, you don't wanna. It's really bad.Lol

lol fair play for being a good sport though!!

It was a good laugh that weekend. I think we all enjoyed it

Was that the beach Avatar comp?

yep.. All the avatar challenges have been fun.... which reminds me when is lolli setting the new one? ?

"

Oops sorry lolli

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite

Then have a feckin wash

It's only the 8th I'll have one before the holiday

Good man, wouldn't want the pool water discoloured "

That'll only happen when I pee in the pool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite

Then have a feckin wash

It's only the 8th I'll have one before the holiday

Good man, wouldn't want the pool water discoloured

That'll only happen when I pee in the pool "

And he's not joking either!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's the pool out for me so

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite

Then have a feckin wash

It's only the 8th I'll have one before the holiday

Good man, wouldn't want the pool water discoloured

That'll only happen when I pee in the pool

And he's not joking either!! "

Would that be a sexy faux pas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite

Then have a feckin wash

It's only the 8th I'll have one before the holiday

Good man, wouldn't want the pool water discoloured

That'll only happen when I pee in the pool

And he's not joking either!! "

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's the pool out for me so "

It means we won't have to clean the loo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite

Then have a feckin wash

It's only the 8th I'll have one before the holiday

Good man, wouldn't want the pool water discoloured

That'll only happen when I pee in the pool

And he's not joking either!!

Would that be a sexy faux pas "

Only if you're into watersports and not wearing speedos or a mankini!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite

Then have a feckin wash

It's only the 8th I'll have one before the holiday

Good man, wouldn't want the pool water discoloured

That'll only happen when I pee in the pool

And he's not joking either!!

Would that be a sexy faux pas

Only if you're into watersports and not wearing speedos or a mankini!! "

Peter String fellow style thong?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's the pool out for me so

It means we won't have to clean the loo "

Your gonna pee in the shower too aren't you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite

Then have a feckin wash

It's only the 8th I'll have one before the holiday

Good man, wouldn't want the pool water discoloured

That'll only happen when I pee in the pool

And he's not joking either!!

Would that be a sexy faux pas

Only if you're into watersports and not wearing speedos or a mankini!!

Peter String fellow style thong? "

Then that's just a faux pas! Nothing sexy about it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's the pool out for me so

It means we won't have to clean the loo

Your gonna pee in the shower too aren't you "

Only when your in it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's the pool out for me so

It means we won't have to clean the loo

Your gonna pee in the shower too aren't you "

Ha ha ha good luck with that!! wear those surgical shoe covers at all times!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite

Then have a feckin wash

It's only the 8th I'll have one before the holiday

Good man, wouldn't want the pool water discoloured

That'll only happen when I pee in the pool

And he's not joking either!!

Would that be a sexy faux pas

Only if you're into watersports and not wearing speedos or a mankini!!

Peter String fellow style thong?

Then that's just a faux pas! Nothing sexy about it!! "

Must buy one tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's the pool out for me so

It means we won't have to clean the loo

Your gonna pee in the shower too aren't you

Only when your in it "

Just not the face

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's the pool out for me so

It means we won't have to clean the loo

Your gonna pee in the shower too aren't you

Only when your in it

Just not the face "

Ffs I find it hard enough not getting the toilet seat and now you've set me a new challenge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's the pool out for me so

It means we won't have to clean the loo

Your gonna pee in the shower too aren't you

Only when your in it

Just not the face

Ffs I find it hard enough not getting the toilet seat and now you've set me a new challenge "

Problem solved I'll hold it for u

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite

Then have a feckin wash

It's only the 8th I'll have one before the holiday

Good man, wouldn't want the pool water discoloured

That'll only happen when I pee in the pool

And he's not joking either!!

Would that be a sexy faux pas

Only if you're into watersports and not wearing speedos or a mankini!!

Peter String fellow style thong?

Then that's just a faux pas! Nothing sexy about it!!

Must buy one tomorrow "

I'd have thought you'd have no need for swimwear since you're heading to a nudist complex!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's the pool out for me so

It means we won't have to clean the loo

Your gonna pee in the shower too aren't you

Only when your in it

Just not the face

Ffs I find it hard enough not getting the toilet seat and now you've set me a new challenge

Problem solved I'll hold it for u "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite

Then have a feckin wash

It's only the 8th I'll have one before the holiday

Good man, wouldn't want the pool water discoloured

That'll only happen when I pee in the pool

And he's not joking either!!

Would that be a sexy faux pas

Only if you're into watersports and not wearing speedos or a mankini!!

Peter String fellow style thong?

Then that's just a faux pas! Nothing sexy about it!!

Must buy one tomorrow

I'd have thought you'd have no need for swimwear since you're heading to a nudist complex!? "

The hotel complex didn't get a choice they were told it's naturists week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite

Then have a feckin wash

It's only the 8th I'll have one before the holiday

Good man, wouldn't want the pool water discoloured

That'll only happen when I pee in the pool

And he's not joking either!!

Would that be a sexy faux pas

Only if you're into watersports and not wearing speedos or a mankini!!

Peter String fellow style thong?

Then that's just a faux pas! Nothing sexy about it!!

Must buy one tomorrow

I'd have thought you'd have no need for swimwear since you're heading to a nudist complex!?

The hotel complex didn't get a choice they were told it's naturists week "

Lucky I booked the week after!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just been having a good ole perv and found a really hot lady, only to find she seems to have a habit of wearing lingerie that doesn't match. Major turn off for me

Is there anything that you consider to be a complete no no in the bed room which should be obvious and easy to fix with a little be of thought and consideration?

I'm sure she'll be gutted to find she doesn't meet with your approval

I'm sure she's none the wiser

I told her

Cheers pal so she knows she needs to change her underwear to matching? I love helping fellow fabbers don't you

Yup, she understands the need.

Its always good to be helpful

Before long we will have nothing to complain about with all the good we do

Never fear,more problems shall arrive

And just as you say it 2 appear as if by magic

I did tell you

They are never far away on here

You guided them here I feel

Like flys round shite

Then have a feckin wash

It's only the 8th I'll have one before the holiday

Good man, wouldn't want the pool water discoloured

That'll only happen when I pee in the pool

And he's not joking either!!

Would that be a sexy faux pas

Only if you're into watersports and not wearing speedos or a mankini!!

Peter String fellow style thong?

Then that's just a faux pas! Nothing sexy about it!!

Must buy one tomorrow

I'd have thought you'd have no need for swimwear since you're heading to a nudist complex!?

The hotel complex didn't get a choice they were told it's naturists week

Lucky I booked the week after!! "

Nope lucky us

Night

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