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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Hey you sexy fabbers..... Do Ya come here often

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yip i prop up the bar with my one glass of wine.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yip i prop up the bar with my one glass of wine..... "

I got two, one for each hand

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By *excockMan  over a year ago

waterford


"Hey you sexy fabbers..... Do Ya come here often "

If this was a real club id be knocking on the door... let me in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wasn't allowed in the last one, walking home now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Am on the dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wasn't allowed in the last one, walking home now. "

That must have been an oversight

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Wasn't allowed in the last one, walking home now. "

we ran out of thread lol... Come on in. . It's your round

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wasn't allowed in the last one, walking home now. "

Course you're in, I'm doorman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm propping up the bar and throwing my perving eyes around the room, filling up nicely! I think I may have a think for the door man though

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By *am2camhornyCouple  over a year ago

London

We never got our club certificate is in in the post?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We never got our club certificate is in in the post? "

Postman was too busy having fun probably

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"I'm propping up the bar and throwing my perving eyes around the room, filling up nicely! I think I may have a think for the door man though "

watch him. .... You know what these roughty toughty doormen are like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm propping up the bar and throwing my perving eyes around the room, filling up nicely! I think I may have a think for the door man though "

He may have something for you too

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Get a room you two

right. . Who is on cocktail duty??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love this club a cock would be great!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get a room you two

right. . Who is on cocktail duty??

"

Certainly not you if any aim is needed

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Love this club a cock would be great!!! "

now Mrs p.. No lowering the tone. . This is a classy not trashy establishment! ! ...

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Get a room you two

right. . Who is on cocktail duty??

Certainly not you if any aim is needed "

low!! Low my friend. ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get a room you two

right. . Who is on cocktail duty??

Certainly not you if any aim is needed

low!! Low my friend. ... "

He kinda has a point though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Love this club a cock would be great!!!

now Mrs p.. No lowering the tone. . This is a classy not trashy establishment! ! ... "

Pmsl......ooh i must of forgot the tail part.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get a room you two

right. . Who is on cocktail duty??

Certainly not you if any aim is needed

low!! Low my friend. ...

He kinda has a point though "

That i do

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Get a room you two

right. . Who is on cocktail duty??

Certainly not you if any aim is needed

low!! Low my friend. ...

He kinda has a point though

That i do "

the toll booth was too low..I told ya. . It wasn't my fault

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get a room you two

right. . Who is on cocktail duty??

Certainly not you if any aim is needed

low!! Low my friend. ...

He kinda has a point though "

Mrs s you will never live that down!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get a room you two

right. . Who is on cocktail duty??

Certainly not you if any aim is needed

low!! Low my friend. ...

He kinda has a point though

That i do

the toll booth was too low..I told ya. . It wasn't my fault "

Who's fault was it?

(Blame the shouting horn man)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

do our veri's qualify us?turns out we're tramps (dont call us whores ,we don't charge )

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Get a room you two

right. . Who is on cocktail duty??

Certainly not you if any aim is needed

low!! Low my friend. ...

He kinda has a point though

That i do

the toll booth was too low..I told ya. . It wasn't my fault

Who's fault was it?

(Blame the shouting horn man)"

I blame the buses full of fans and the cars. . And the rest if the queue behind me lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get a room you two

right. . Who is on cocktail duty??

Certainly not you if any aim is needed

low!! Low my friend. ...

He kinda has a point though

That i do

the toll booth was too low..I told ya. . It wasn't my fault

Who's fault was it?

(Blame the shouting horn man)

I blame the buses full of fans and the cars. . And the rest if the queue behind me lol!!!

"

Just right, I believe you btw

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

am i late to the party. baby Guinnesses all round.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm propping up the bar and throwing my perving eyes around the room, filling up nicely! I think I may have a think for the door man though "

Come on to the dance floor join me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"am i late to the party. baby Guinnesses all round."

Not at all, its just kickin off. Any chance of a pint of becks instead of Guinness?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I should have joined this party ages ago!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should have joined this party ages ago!! "

Aye you're late I'm afraid but given your party attire we'll turn a blind eye

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should have joined this party ages ago!!

Aye you're late I'm afraid but given your party attire we'll turn a blind eye "

Lol how kind of you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

becks it is. glad to see im not the last in. who's the red head. ding dong.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"becks it is. glad to see im not the last in. who's the red head. ding dong. "

You talking about moi??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm propping up the bar and throwing my perving eyes around the room, filling up nicely! I think I may have a think for the door man though

Come on to the dance floor join me "

Deal done!! I've had my fill of alcohol, time to boogie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should have joined this party ages ago!! "

Better late then never my friend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should have joined this party ages ago!!

Aye you're late I'm afraid but given your party attire we'll turn a blind eye

Lol how kind of you "

Always a pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"becks it is. glad to see im not the last in. who's the red head. ding dong.

You talking about moi?? "

Ta lad

I think he may be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm propping up the bar and throwing my perving eyes around the room, filling up nicely! I think I may have a think for the door man though

Come on to the dance floor join me

Deal done!! I've had my fill of alcohol, time to boogie "

Did someone say boogie

Hope its like boogie nights

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

wow those ladies on the dance floor can shake their booty. yes young red headed lady. god was showing off when he made you.o

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa

"

Miss you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa

Miss you "

Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa

Miss you

Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight "

What you been up to?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa

Miss you

Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight

What you been up to? "

Driving people round the bend (normal for me you may say) and flying down mountains

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa

Miss you

Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight

What you been up to?

Driving people round the bend (normal for me you may say) and flying down mountains "

The first part is part of your daily routine, the second part.....feck the paymasters are getting ambitious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa

Miss you

Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight

What you been up to?

Driving people round the bend (normal for me you may say) and flying down mountains

The first part is part of your daily routine, the second part.....feck the paymasters are getting ambitious "

Maybe they want rid of me too

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast

Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything? "

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*knocks unassumingly on the door*

Let me in? (no, we will never ever let you in...)

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars "

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars "

I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa

Miss you

Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight

What you been up to?

Driving people round the bend (normal for me you may say) and flying down mountains

The first part is part of your daily routine, the second part.....feck the paymasters are getting ambitious

Maybe they want rid of me too "

Perish the thought bud, what mountain were you up....mine sent me to Donaghmore

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it? "

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*knocks unassumingly on the door*

Let me in? (no, we will never ever let you in...)"

C'mon in sure, get a round in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!! "

Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it? "

Definitely Sterling's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa

Miss you

Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight

What you been up to?

Driving people round the bend (normal for me you may say) and flying down mountains

The first part is part of your daily routine, the second part.....feck the paymasters are getting ambitious

Maybe they want rid of me too

Perish the thought bud, what mountain were you up....mine sent me to Donaghmore "

Ha but you were ready for throwing yourself or said mountain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*knocks unassumingly on the door*

Let me in? (no, we will never ever let you in...)"

Welcome to the party

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!

Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse "

Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa

Miss you

Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight

What you been up to?

Driving people round the bend (normal for me you may say) and flying down mountains

The first part is part of your daily routine, the second part.....feck the paymasters are getting ambitious

Maybe they want rid of me too

Perish the thought bud, what mountain were you up....mine sent me to Donaghmore

Ha but you were ready for throwing yourself or said mountain "

It was definitely considered

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!

Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse

Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing.... "

Ha is he in bed by 9 as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just popping my head in for 5 mins to make sure your all behaving and then I'm away back to chill out on the sofa

Miss you

Miss you too, Duffers been doing some not so normal, normal life stuffs lol so no partying for me tonight

What you been up to?

Driving people round the bend (normal for me you may say) and flying down mountains

The first part is part of your daily routine, the second part.....feck the paymasters are getting ambitious

Maybe they want rid of me too

Perish the thought bud, what mountain were you up....mine sent me to Donaghmore

Ha but you were ready for throwing yourself or said mountain

It was definitely considered "

I'm trying to think of something that's in Donaghmore........ nope sorry recalling nothing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

who's the dj. music is alright.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!

Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse

Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....

Ha is he in bed by 9 as well "

Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"who's the dj. music is alright."

Me.....do not let a certain bestie near it!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!

Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse

Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....

Ha is he in bed by 9 as well

Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me...... "

Do you have one in mind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!

Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse

Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....

Ha is he in bed by 9 as well

Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me......

Do you have one in mind "

yes he's called Mr licky Mrs s knows him.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!

Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse

Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....

Ha is he in bed by 9 as well

Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me...... "

lol some things never change

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!

Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse

Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....

Ha is he in bed by 9 as well

Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me......

Do you have one in mind

yes he's called Mr licky Mrs s knows him....."

Go get him missus, I'm sure he won't run scared

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too

"

Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!

Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse

Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....

Ha is he in bed by 9 as well

Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me...... lol some things never change "

Hardy ill keep you a space.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too

Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!! "

Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!

Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse

Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....

Ha is he in bed by 9 as well

Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me...... lol some things never change

Hardy ill keep you a space..... "

lol sure your just the best

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too

Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!

Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition "

Dumpster jealousy is not a trait i need to own......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Annie mc. woop woop. throw ur hands up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!

Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse

Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....

Ha is he in bed by 9 as well

Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me...... lol some things never change

Hardy ill keep you a space..... lol sure your just the best "

I know......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

I've my whole glass of wine drank.....well that's me for another week lol!!

Just the one Mr Pee always knew you where a big gurls blouse

Ha!! Mr P not allowed drink! No more silly dancing....

Ha is he in bed by 9 as well

Yeah.....need a big man to come entertain me...... lol some things never change

Hardy ill keep you a space..... lol sure your just the best

I know...... "

lol I know you know

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too

Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!

Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition

Dumpster jealousy is not a trait i need to own...... "

Well move over then cause she rocks my world

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?

Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?

Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us "

Mrs S I'm always sensible but just hide it well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too

Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!

Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition

Dumpster jealousy is not a trait i need to own......

Well move over then cause she rocks my world "

Can't move Im sitting on hardy knee.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?

Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us "

lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?

Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us

Mrs S I'm always sensible but just hide it well "

ahhh chameleon! ! That's you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too

Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!

Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition

Dumpster jealousy is not a trait i need to own......

Well move over then cause she rocks my world

Can't move Im sitting on hardy knee......."

It's ok Pete Tong is on now Annie and I are off to the Vip area ya keep yer hardy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*"

What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?

Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us

Mrs S I'm always sensible but just hide it well

ahhh chameleon! ! That's you "

Mrs S I have the eye of one too, I can see everything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*

What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched "

*smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..."

can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too

Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!

Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition

Dumpster jealousy is not a trait i need to own......

Well move over then cause she rocks my world

Can't move Im sitting on hardy knee.......

It's ok Pete Tong is on now Annie and I are off to the Vip area ya keep yer hardy "

Oooooooh........

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?

Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y "

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*

What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched

*smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..."

can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?"

Very kind of you

Yummy!!

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*

What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched

*smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..."

can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?"

I think you forgot my hendricks....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too

Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!

Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition

Dumpster jealousy is not a trait i need to own......

Well move over then cause she rocks my world

Can't move Im sitting on hardy knee.......

It's ok Pete Tong is on now Annie and I are off to the Vip area ya keep yer hardy

Oooooooh........"

What's wrong? jealous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?

Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ? "

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*

What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched

*smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..."

can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?

Very kind of you

Yummy!!"

*chink* *chink*

*looks in your eyes and raises an eyebrow*

so whats a little red riding hood like you doing in a place like this?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?

Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! "

It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too

Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!

Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition

Dumpster jealousy is not a trait i need to own......

Well move over then cause she rocks my world

Can't move Im sitting on hardy knee.......

It's ok Pete Tong is on now Annie and I are off to the Vip area ya keep yer hardy "

no probs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*

What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched

*smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..."

can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?

Very kind of you

Yummy!!

*chink* *chink*

*looks in your eyes and raises an eyebrow*

so whats a little red riding hood like you doing in a place like this?"

Hiding from the big bad wolf

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?

Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! "

aawww...duff! Be nice. .. You can share hardys knee with us. ...annie mc will break your heart! ! .. We'll just do your toes lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Annie Mac is spinning the tunes here, fit as too

Hmmm.....don't mess with my music!!

Ha ha what's up Mrs Pee can't handle some sexy competition

Dumpster jealousy is not a trait i need to own......

Well move over then cause she rocks my world

Can't move Im sitting on hardy knee.......

It's ok Pete Tong is on now Annie and I are off to the Vip area ya keep yer hardy no probs "

go for your life pal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*

What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched

*smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..."

can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?

Very kind of you

Yummy!!

*chink* *chink*

*looks in your eyes and raises an eyebrow*

so whats a little red riding hood like you doing in a place like this?

Hiding from the big bad wolf "

*smiles with a corner of his lips as he sips the drink, keeping the eye contact*

I'd be more worried about other beasts present tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!!

It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya "

I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ?

Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!!

aawww...duff! Be nice. .. You can share hardys knee with us. ...annie mc will break your heart! ! .. We'll just do your toes lol "

Do you think I'm stupid, I know you both don't like toes

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser??? "

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*

What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched

*smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..."

can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?

Very kind of you

Yummy!!

*chink* *chink*

*looks in your eyes and raises an eyebrow*

so whats a little red riding hood like you doing in a place like this?

Hiding from the big bad wolf

*smiles with a corner of his lips as he sips the drink, keeping the eye contact*

I'd be more worried about other beasts present tonight "

ooohhh..... miss lolli... This boy is smooooth...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!!

It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya

I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!! "

Shall I remove them to cure the addiction

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser "

A nice xo it's is so

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ooohhh..... miss lolli... This boy is smooooth... "

*glances over amused*

"boy"? I like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!!

It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya

I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!

Shall I remove them to cure the addiction "

Cold turkey!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser "

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*

What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched

*smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..."

can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?

I think you forgot my hendricks.... "

Mmm a Hendricks with the cucumber garnish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!!

It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya

I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!

Shall I remove them to cure the addiction

Cold turkey!!! "

If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!"

still waiting! !

*..tosses hair. . Looks round to see who will help a poor drinkless damsel*

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!"

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*

What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched

*smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..."

can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?

I think you forgot my hendricks.... "

I apologize madame...

*clicks his fingers at the bartender, who does his bidding*

I hope you enjoy it, as much as I enjoy your arresting presence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya

I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!

Shall I remove them to cure the addiction

Cold turkey!!!

If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help "

I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya

I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!

Shall I remove them to cure the addiction

Cold turkey!!!

If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help

I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics..... "

Check my profile

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya

I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!

Shall I remove them to cure the addiction

Cold turkey!!!

If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help

I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics..... "

errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya

I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!

Shall I remove them to cure the addiction

Cold turkey!!!

If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help

I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....

errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember "

I fear Mrs Pee could be hysterical soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya

I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!

Shall I remove them to cure the addiction

Cold turkey!!!

If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help

I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....

errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember "

Oops sorry Mrs s.....ill behave.....Dumpster being bad to me because i wouldn't snog him in Dublin......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to be able to dump ya

I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!

Shall I remove them to cure the addiction

Cold turkey!!!

If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help

I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....

errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember

Oops sorry Mrs s.....ill behave.....Dumpster being bad to me because i wouldn't snog him in Dublin...... "

How I remember it was the naysaying started long before dublin

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Any more drama. .I will have to unleash .....the doorman! !!

Kitty can you make my cucumber curl nicely. .... It's all floppy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any more drama. .I will have to unleash .....the doorman! !!

Kitty can you make my cucumber curl nicely. .... It's all floppy

"

Is the drink I provided not to your liking?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou "

you are welcome... how is he drink?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to beable to dump ya

I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!

Shall I remove them to cure the addiction

Cold turkey!!!

If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help

I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....

errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember

Oops sorry Mrs s.....ill behave.....Dumpster being bad to me because i wouldn't snog him in Dublin......

How I remember it was the naysaying started long before dublin "

Naaaaaaaaaay nayyyyyyyyyyyy.......lmao!!!!Dumpster we are gone fall out....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*

What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched

*smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..."

can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?

I think you forgot my hendricks....

Mmm a Hendricks with the cucumber garnish "

how is the cucumber?

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Doorman.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to beable to dump ya

I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!

Shall I remove them to cure the addiction

Cold turkey!!!

If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help

I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....

errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember

Oops sorry Mrs s.....ill behave.....Dumpster being bad to me because i wouldn't snog him in Dublin......

How I remember it was the naysaying started long before dublin

Naaaaaaaaaay nayyyyyyyyyyyy.......lmao!!!!Dumpster we are gone fall out.... "

Sure we don't like each other anyway so how does that work

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*

What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched

*smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..."

can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?

I think you forgot my hendricks....

Mmm a Hendricks with the cucumber garnish

how is the cucumber?"

Is a little floopy.....I wanted it curled in a spiral round a glass twizzler... ... ya know. . Like the posh places do it. ..

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?"

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*

What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched

*smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..."

can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?

I think you forgot my hendricks....

Mmm a Hendricks with the cucumber garnish

how is the cucumber?

Is a little floopy.....I wanted it curled in a spiral round a glass twizzler... ... ya know. . Like the posh places do it. .. "

lets see if we can do some kind of magic...

*clicks his fingers and triple helix spiral cucumber shows up... only for afar it does look like something else, quite familiar*

there, see if you like this?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to beable to dump ya

I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!

Shall I remove them to cure the addiction

Cold turkey!!!

If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help

I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....

errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember

Oops sorry Mrs s.....ill behave.....Dumpster being bad to me because i wouldn't snog him in Dublin......

How I remember it was the naysaying started long before dublin

Naaaaaaaaaay nayyyyyyyyyyyy.......lmao!!!!Dumpster we are gone fall out....

Sure we don't like each other anyway so how does that work "

After that shite.....yip!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat "

Well I hope you are enjoying it and it is making you nice and warm inside, spreading the calmness...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat "

I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

Well I hope you are enjoying it and it is making you nice and warm inside, spreading the calmness..."

Most definitely....love the warm feeling it gives me and the effect it has on my moods

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to beable to dump ya

I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!

Shall I remove them to cure the addiction

Cold turkey!!!

If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help

I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....

errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember

Oops sorry Mrs s.....ill behave.....Dumpster being bad to me because i wouldn't snog him in Dublin......

How I remember it was the naysaying started long before dublin

Naaaaaaaaaay nayyyyyyyyyyyy.......lmao!!!!Dumpster we are gone fall out....

Sure we don't like each other anyway so how does that work

After that shite.....yip!! "

Awwww hugs Mrs Pee I'm only trying to help in my own little way

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*

What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched

*smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..."

can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?

I think you forgot my hendricks....

Mmm a Hendricks with the cucumber garnish

how is the cucumber?

Is a little floopy.....I wanted it curled in a spiral round a glass twizzler... ... ya know. . Like the posh places do it. ..

lets see if we can do some kind of magic...

*clicks his fingers and triple helix spiral cucumber shows up... only for afar it does look like something else, quite familiar*

there, see if you like this?"

ooohhhh. Now that's much better. .. Thank you

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent "

You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to beable to dump ya

I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!

Shall I remove them to cure the addiction

Cold turkey!!!

If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help

I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....

errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember

Oops sorry Mrs s.....ill behave.....Dumpster being bad to me because i wouldn't snog him in Dublin......

How I remember it was the naysaying started long before dublin

Naaaaaaaaaay nayyyyyyyyyyyy.......lmao!!!!Dumpster we are gone fall out....

Sure we don't like each other anyway so how does that work

After that shite.....yip!!

Awwww hugs Mrs Pee I'm only trying to help in my own little way "

Im in a huff!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

Well I hope you are enjoying it and it is making you nice and warm inside, spreading the calmness...

Most definitely....love the warm feeling it gives me and the effect it has on my moods "

*takes your measurements with a single glance while sipping his drink*

If there is anything else I could do for you to enhance your mood?

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville

Aww come sit on hardys knee with me Mrs p.... hugs all round

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mrs s Im up on the dancefloor non vip section.....Im going to push the boat out and have another wine......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*

What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched

*smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..."

can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?

I think you forgot my hendricks....

Mmm a Hendricks with the cucumber garnish

how is the cucumber?

Is a little floopy.....I wanted it curled in a spiral round a glass twizzler... ... ya know. . Like the posh places do it. ..

lets see if we can do some kind of magic...

*clicks his fingers and triple helix spiral cucumber shows up... only for afar it does look like something else, quite familiar*

there, see if you like this?

ooohhhh. Now that's much better. .. Thank you "

you are most welcome!

Anything more I can do for you, in addition to the novelty cucumber?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent

You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol "

No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hardy. . Can I sit in your knee again or did mr p beat me to it? ? Mr duffer. .. You've been kinda sensible lately. ..... You okay? Still taking the tablets? ?.. What's going on. . You can tell me. . No one else can hear us lol you can always sit on my knee mrs s I told me p arse is to bone'y

so I'm sharing with Mrs p..... is that one leg each? ?

Haha....was thinking the same......dumpster has dumped me Mrs s!! It would take me to have wanted you in the first place to beable to dump ya

I know dumpster the rejection has been hard but surely and slowly Im getting there.....might take another year or so....ill have to.stop looking at your pics everyday!!

Shall I remove them to cure the addiction

Cold turkey!!!

If it cures your unhealthy infatuation I'm only to happy to help

I promise ill wean myself off your nipples.....i mean pics.....

errmmm.... No drama! ! Remember

Oops sorry Mrs s.....ill behave.....Dumpster being bad to me because i wouldn't snog him in Dublin......

How I remember it was the naysaying started long before dublin

Naaaaaaaaaay nayyyyyyyyyyyy.......lmao!!!!Dumpster we are gone fall out....

Sure we don't like each other anyway so how does that work

After that shite.....yip!!

Awwww hugs Mrs Pee I'm only trying to help in my own little way

Im in a huff!! "

Why are ya huffing sure ya didn't want me in dublin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aww come sit on hardys knee with me Mrs p.... hugs all round "

Hardy said he only wants Mr Panther to sit on his knee .............Mr Panther

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent

You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol

No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now "

Variety is the spice of life...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

nice. legs Annie mc. what time do they open

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh that music is soon loud i can't hear anyone.......

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Ooh that music is soon loud i can't hear anyone....... "

Come for a dance then.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent

You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol

No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now

Variety is the spice of life... "

Totally come back to me when your not busy with him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i said Can i buy you a drink or will i just give you the money.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh that music is soon loud i can't hear anyone....... "

Oiii Pete turn it down

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent

You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol

No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now

Variety is the spice of life...

Totally come back to me when your not busy with him "

Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh that music is soon loud i can't hear anyone.......

Come for a dance then.....lol "

Sure will....we need dancing queen longbow.....

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Ooh that music is soon loud i can't hear anyone.......

Come for a dance then.....lol

Sure will....we need dancing queen longbow..... "

Wouldn't be the same without him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent

You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol

No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now

Variety is the spice of life...

Totally come back to me when your not busy with him

Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol"

Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent

You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol

No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now

Variety is the spice of life...

Totally come back to me when your not busy with him

Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol

Ahh so I'm his 2nd choice lol sure why not "

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent

You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol

No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now

Variety is the spice of life...

Totally come back to me when your not busy with him

Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol

Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not "

Pmsl.......no ones second choice. When I decide they get my full attention

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent

You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol

No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now

Variety is the spice of life...

Totally come back to me when your not busy with him

Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol

Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not

Pmsl.......no ones second choice. When I decide they get my full attention "

Ok when you decide let me know and I'll make my choice lol

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent

You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol

No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now

Variety is the spice of life...

Totally come back to me when your not busy with him

Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol

Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not

Pmsl.......no ones second choice. When I decide they get my full attention

Ok when you decide let me know and I'll make my choice lol "

Might need another brandy to help me decide

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent

You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol

No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now

Variety is the spice of life...

Totally come back to me when your not busy with him

Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol

Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not

Pmsl.......no ones second choice. When I decide they get my full attention

Ok when you decide let me know and I'll make my choice lol

Might need another brandy to help me decide "

Ahhh the old buy me drinks routine

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent

You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol

No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now

Variety is the spice of life...

Totally come back to me when your not busy with him

Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol

Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not

Pmsl.......no ones second choice. When I decide they get my full attention

Ok when you decide let me know and I'll make my choice lol

Might need another brandy to help me decide

Ahhh the old buy me drinks routine "

Is it working or do I have to change tactics........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent

You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol

No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now

Variety is the spice of life...

Totally come back to me when your not busy with him

Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol

Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not

Pmsl.......no ones second choice. When I decide they get my full attention

Ok when you decide let me know and I'll make my choice lol

Might need another brandy to help me decide

Ahhh the old buy me drinks routine

Is it working or do I have to change tactics........ "

Your changing tactics why? Is there something you want other than a drink

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent

You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol

No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now

Variety is the spice of life...

Totally come back to me when your not busy with him

Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol

Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not

Pmsl.......no ones second choice. When I decide they get my full attention

Ok when you decide let me know and I'll make my choice lol

Might need another brandy to help me decide

Ahhh the old buy me drinks routine

Is it working or do I have to change tactics........

Your changing tactics why? Is there something you want other than a drink "

A girl always wants more

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By *ecretly seductive OP   Woman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"*creeps in as the bouncer is otherwise occupied and sits in the far, shady corner and spectates*

What are you doing hiding in the corner? Get up ta bar and get the drinks in!! I'm parched

*smiles obligingly, lifts himself lighly to his feet, approaches the bar and orders..."

can I have two martinis, shaken, not stirred, with blueberries on top?

I think you forgot my hendricks....

Mmm a Hendricks with the cucumber garnish

how is the cucumber?

Is a little floopy.....I wanted it curled in a spiral round a glass twizzler... ... ya know. . Like the posh places do it. ..

lets see if we can do some kind of magic...

*clicks his fingers and triple helix spiral cucumber shows up... only for afar it does look like something else, quite familiar*

there, see if you like this?

ooohhhh. Now that's much better. .. Thank you

you are most welcome!

Anything more I can do for you, in addition to the novelty cucumber?"

maybe a little crushed Black pepper? ? World be nice Mr smooth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry im late guys....just finished work. Did I miss anything?

It's all quite civilised for now, wait till they've had a few more jars

Haven't missed the shots then? Whose round is it?

I don't do shots, whiskey chaser???

Keep the whisky but I will have a brandy as my chaser

*nods to the bartender, and passes the drink to the rescue of yet another lady*

slante!

Mmmmmmm.....thankyou

you are welcome... how is he drink?

Long time since a gentleman brought me a brandy.......going down a treat

I did offer.... oh wait I'm obviously not a gent

You most certainly did but thought I might have to do those sheets in return.....lol

No sure my mum done them all, but sure you've got a new man now

Variety is the spice of life...

Totally come back to me when your not busy with him

Think he's sorting out Mrs S's cucumber.....lol

Ahh so I'm 2nd choice lol sure why not

Pmsl.......no ones second choice. When I decide they get my full attention

Ok when you decide let me know and I'll make my choice lol

Might need another brandy to help me decide

Ahhh the old buy me drinks routine

Is it working or do I have to change tactics........

Your changing tactics why? Is there something you want other than a drink

A girl always wants more "

No more drinks then or I won't able for more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Closing time in da club, everybody out, everybody out, get your coats an no glass bottles outside. Safe home all

Ps I'm sure the Mrs S will open the club again tomorrow

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