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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was recently asked to do a small job in a ladies house in Co wicklow she greeted me at the door in a dressing gown as it was quite early I was working away when I noticed she was acting funny positioning herself around the room in different positions with more and more leg showing while she spoke to me and of course I couldnt stop myself from trying to sneak a peek and sure enough the conversation became more racey and she was playing with the edge of the gown showing slightly more with each movement so I turned fully around so that she could see my cock which was as hard as trigonometry at this stage outlined in my snickers pants her hand went a small bit under her gown and she was smiling quite provocatively I said fuck it and signalled her over with a nod, she wasted no time in coming over and as I was kneeling she just opened the gown and pushed her perfectly shaven pussy right to my tongue and what followed was absolutely deadly!!!! Iv been like a Cheshire cat ever since Now my question is this,has anyone else had an experience similar to this and secondly why does it not happen more often?!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NO dude.... NO! 
Is this real or is it an excerpt from a Ross O'Carroll Kelly book?  "
100% real I didn't know wat had Hit me ha I'm expecting it everywhere now tho lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Snicker pants are very over rated! Lol
Awwk no I love them...
ah try sticking your hands in the pockets after a weeks work lol....ya never know what you'd find!"
Pmsl never thought of that...
I much prefer pulling down the zip and seeing what comes out to play ....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as hard as trigonometry
I laughed at that too but I always found trigonometry easy....well it looks like his that too..  "
It was a good analogy  though never had much difficulty with trig either |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t  you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj "
Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj
Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. "
oh it's up in the bedroom, did you bring spare parts |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj
Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. oh it's up in the bedroom, did you bring spare parts "
Yes its here in my tool box |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t
Twenty year old snickers aren't attractive. Buy a new pair "
Smart arse they are always fresh at the start of the day anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj
Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. oh it's up in the bedroom, did you bring spare parts
Yes its here in my tool box"
oh and what a big tool box it is |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj
Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. oh it's up in the bedroom, did you bring spare parts
Yes its here in my tool boxoh and what a big tool box it is "
Have a rumage around in it there and see can u find a spanner to fit those nuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj
Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. oh it's up in the bedroom, did you bring spare parts
Yes its here in my tool boxoh and what a big tool box it is
Have a rumage around in it there and see can u find a spanner to fit those nuts "
I'm still looking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man, congrats!!!
Not my place to doubt if this is true. Few interesting things happened to me in life as well that people openly doubted in (jealousy maybe).
Great experience bro. Hope you had an amazing time and as you guys say in Ireland... many happy returns...
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj
Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. oh it's up in the bedroom, did you bring spare parts
Yes its here in my tool boxoh and what a big tool box it is
Have a rumage around in it there and see can u find a spanner to fit those nuts I'm still looking "
U haven't a clue what a spanner is do u |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pfffffttttttt!!!!
Snickers are way overrated and over priced. Too many pockets, can't find anything quickly, just pockets full of dust and debris.
They do make epic socks, I'll give them that. Little fluffy clouds to wrap your feet in |
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"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj
Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. oh it's up in the bedroom, did you bring spare parts
Yes its here in my tool boxoh and what a big tool box it is
Have a rumage around in it there and see can u find a spanner to fit those nuts I'm still looking
U haven't a clue what a spanner is do u "
I just happened to be walking by... and I can see you both need some assistance. . But I forgot all my clothes 
shall I help you with the big tool |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Haha I am twenty years doing house calls in my snickers and never happened I must be an ugly c..t you just haven't knocked on the right door yet Cj
Knock knock Mrs Goldie i am here to service ur .............. oh it's up in the bedroom, did you bring spare parts
Yes its here in my tool boxoh and what a big tool box it is
Have a rumage around in it there and see can u find a spanner to fit those nuts I'm still looking
U haven't a clue what a spanner is do u
I just happened to be walking by... and I can see you both need some assistance. . But I forgot all my clothes
shall I help you with the big tool "
Thank god maybe u can pull out the spanner stick ur hand in the tool box there |
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