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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'm at Amanda's wedding
in a church on Thomas street
I'm lookin at the bridesmaid
and she's lookin back at me
and when the service ends
ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, and if goes well
a finger and a shift
she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy
and he offered me a spin.
Enda hava a Honda
so I might just go with him.
And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me
in his Subaru.
So what the fuck would make you think
I'd wanna go with you?"
I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
She said "I don't believe ya."
I said "it's Fuckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes
in 1992.
And I don't need insurance
I don't need no parking space
and if you try to clamp my horse
he'll kick you in the face."
"I don't pay no tax
Fuck NCT.
You'll arrive in style
if you ride with me."
And the boys are walkin over
jingling their keys
I look the fuckers up and down
and give them one of these
I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
giddy up now baby
bless my soul
I rode the fucker round the field
back since he was a foal.
He runs a bit like Shergar
and he jumps like tir na nog.
he looks like Billie Piper
after half an ounce of .
And the boys are lookin jealous
as I lead yer wan away.
Just before I close the door
I look at her and say
"Would you be my girl?"
and she says, "I will a course
if you grab me by the pony tail
and ride me like a horse."
Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
Checking your booty fine
your gonna loos a laa
I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'m at Amanda's wedding
in a church on Thomas street
I'm lookin at the bridesmaid
and she's lookin back at me
and when the service ends
ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, and if goes well
a finger and a shift
she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy
and he offered me a spin.
Enda hava a Honda
so I might just go with him.
And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me
in his Subaru.
So what the fuck would make you think
I'd wanna go with you?"
I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
She said "I don't believe ya."
I said "it's Fuckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes
in 1992.
And I don't need insurance
I don't need no parking space
and if you try to clamp my horse
he'll kick you in the face."
"I don't pay no tax
Fuck NCT.
You'll arrive in style
if you ride with me."
And the boys are walkin over
jingling their keys
I look the fuckers up and down
and give them one of these
I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
giddy up now baby
bless my soul
I rode the fucker round the field
back since he was a foal.
He runs a bit like Shergar
and he jumps like tir na nog.
he looks like Billie Piper
after half an ounce of .
And the boys are lookin jealous
as I lead yer wan away.
Just before I close the door
I look at her and say
"Would you be my girl?"
and she says, "I will a course
if you grab me by the pony tail
and ride me like a horse."
Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
Checking your booty fine
your gonna loos a laa
I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR"
Ha ha ha I read all of that!! should be in the cheery thread with the leather chaps cowboy! He's lost his horse! |
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"'m at Amanda's wedding
in a church on Thomas street
I'm lookin at the bridesmaid
and she's lookin back at me
and when the service ends
ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, and if goes well
a finger and a shift
she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy
and he offered me a spin.
Enda hava a Honda
so I might just go with him.
And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me
in his Subaru.
So what the fuck would make you think
I'd wanna go with you?"
I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
She said "I don't believe ya."
I said "it's Fuckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes
in 1992.
And I don't need insurance
I don't need no parking space
and if you try to clamp my horse
he'll kick you in the face."
"I don't pay no tax
Fuck NCT.
You'll arrive in style
if you ride with me."
And the boys are walkin over
jingling their keys
I look the fuckers up and down
and give them one of these
I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
giddy up now baby
bless my soul
I rode the fucker round the field
back since he was a foal.
He runs a bit like Shergar
and he jumps like tir na nog.
he looks like Billie Piper
after half an ounce of .
And the boys are lookin jealous
as I lead yer wan away.
Just before I close the door
I look at her and say
"Would you be my girl?"
and she says, "I will a course
if you grab me by the pony tail
and ride me like a horse."
Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
Checking your booty fine
your gonna loos a laa
I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR"
Timeless, priceless, and a great video too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
"Going into the church now lads..cant wait!"
"Fitzy drives a Mitsy" .... Epic poetry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a brand new combined harvester and ill give you the key...
Annie I'll have a go on that bad boy, when's the test drive?? "
Anytime Duffer...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???
Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver
Do what ya driving??
"
Sporty polo with sound blasting system |
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over a year ago
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"I've got a brand new combined harvester and ill give you the key...
Annie I'll have a go on that bad boy, when's the test drive??
Anytime Duffer...lol "
6 hour drive, done test drive can't wait |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???
Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver
Do what ya driving??
Sporty polo with sound blasting system "
Doesn't fit the song, but taxi to dublin yes please lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a brand new combined harvester and ill give you the key...
Annie I'll have a go on that bad boy, when's the test drive??
Anytime Duffer...lol
6 hour drive, done test drive can't wait "
I'd say more like 16 hour drive...
It won't go over 60K |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got a brand new combined harvester and ill give you the key...
Annie I'll have a go on that bad boy, when's the test drive??
Anytime Duffer...lol
6 hour drive, done test drive can't wait
I'd say more like 16 hour drive...
It won't go over 60K "
Ha ha well I wouldn't expect you to drive here and go home without some duffer time lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'m at Amanda's wedding
in a church on Thomas street
I'm lookin at the bridesmaid
and she's lookin back at me
and when the service ends
ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, and if goes well
a finger and a shift
she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy
and he offered me a spin.
Enda hava a Honda
so I might just go with him.
And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me
in his Subaru.
So what the fuck would make you think
I'd wanna go with you?"
I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
She said "I don't believe ya."
I said "it's Fuckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes
in 1992.
And I don't need insurance
I don't need no parking space
and if you try to clamp my horse
he'll kick you in the face."
"I don't pay no tax
Fuck NCT.
You'll arrive in style
if you ride with me."
And the boys are walkin over
jingling their keys
I look the fuckers up and down
and give them one of these
I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
giddy up now baby
bless my soul
I rode the fucker round the field
back since he was a foal.
He runs a bit like Shergar
and he jumps like tir na nog.
he looks like Billie Piper
after half an ounce of .
And the boys are lookin jealous
as I lead yer wan away.
Just before I close the door
I look at her and say
"Would you be my girl?"
and she says, "I will a course
if you grab me by the pony tail
and ride me like a horse."
Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
Checking your booty fine
your gonna loos a laa
I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR
Ha ha ha I read all of that!! should be in the cheery thread with the leather chaps cowboy! He's lost his horse! "
Yup I nicked said horse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'m at Amanda's wedding
in a church on Thomas street
I'm lookin at the bridesmaid
and she's lookin back at me
and when the service ends
ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, and if goes well
a finger and a shift
she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy
and he offered me a spin.
Enda hava a Honda
so I might just go with him.
And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me
in his Subaru.
So what the fuck would make you think
I'd wanna go with you?"
I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
She said "I don't believe ya."
I said "it's Fuckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes
in 1992.
And I don't need insurance
I don't need no parking space
and if you try to clamp my horse
he'll kick you in the face."
"I don't pay no tax
Fuck NCT.
You'll arrive in style
if you ride with me."
And the boys are walkin over
jingling their keys
I look the fuckers up and down
and give them one of these
I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
giddy up now baby
bless my soul
I rode the fucker round the field
back since he was a foal.
He runs a bit like Shergar
and he jumps like tir na nog.
he looks like Billie Piper
after half an ounce of .
And the boys are lookin jealous
as I lead yer wan away.
Just before I close the door
I look at her and say
"Would you be my girl?"
and she says, "I will a course
if you grab me by the pony tail
and ride me like a horse."
Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
Checking your booty fine
your gonna loos a laa
I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR
Timeless, priceless, and a great video too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
"Going into the church now lads..cant wait!"
"Fitzy drives a Mitsy" .... Epic poetry! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???
Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver
Do what ya driving??
Sporty polo with sound blasting system
Doesn't fit the song, but taxi to dublin yes please lol"
could be worse, I could be picking the music......oh wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'m at Amanda's wedding
in a church on Thomas street
I'm lookin at the bridesmaid
and she's lookin back at me
and when the service ends
ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, and if goes well
a finger and a shift
she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy
and he offered me a spin.
Enda hava a Honda
so I might just go with him.
And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me
in his Subaru.
So what the fuck would make you think
I'd wanna go with you?"
I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
She said "I don't believe ya."
I said "it's Fuckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes
in 1992.
And I don't need insurance
I don't need no parking space
and if you try to clamp my horse
he'll kick you in the face."
"I don't pay no tax
Fuck NCT.
You'll arrive in style
if you ride with me."
And the boys are walkin over
jingling their keys
I look the fuckers up and down
and give them one of these
I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
giddy up now baby
bless my soul
I rode the fucker round the field
back since he was a foal.
He runs a bit like Shergar
and he jumps like tir na nog.
he looks like Billie Piper
after half an ounce of .
And the boys are lookin jealous
as I lead yer wan away.
Just before I close the door
I look at her and say
"Would you be my girl?"
and she says, "I will a course
if you grab me by the pony tail
and ride me like a horse."
Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
Checking your booty fine
your gonna loos a laa
I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR
Timeless, priceless, and a great video too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
"Going into the church now lads..cant wait!"
"Fitzy drives a Mitsy" .... Epic poetry!
"
Now I'm speechless!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???
Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver
Do what ya driving??
Sporty polo with sound blasting system
Doesn't fit the song, but taxi to dublin yes please lol
could be worse, I could be picking the music......oh wait "
Oh no not the Zep, I'll have to have a word with the driver
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'m at Amanda's wedding
in a church on Thomas street
I'm lookin at the bridesmaid
and she's lookin back at me
and when the service ends
ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, and if goes well
a finger and a shift
she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy
and he offered me a spin.
Enda hava a Honda
so I might just go with him.
And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me
in his Subaru.
So what the fuck would make you think
I'd wanna go with you?"
I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
She said "I don't believe ya."
I said "it's Fuckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes
in 1992.
And I don't need insurance
I don't need no parking space
and if you try to clamp my horse
he'll kick you in the face."
"I don't pay no tax
Fuck NCT.
You'll arrive in style
if you ride with me."
And the boys are walkin over
jingling their keys
I look the fuckers up and down
and give them one of these
I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
giddy up now baby
bless my soul
I rode the fucker round the field
back since he was a foal.
He runs a bit like Shergar
and he jumps like tir na nog.
he looks like Billie Piper
after half an ounce of .
And the boys are lookin jealous
as I lead yer wan away.
Just before I close the door
I look at her and say
"Would you be my girl?"
and she says, "I will a course
if you grab me by the pony tail
and ride me like a horse."
Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.
Checking your booty fine
your gonna loos a laa
I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR
Timeless, priceless, and a great video too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
"Going into the church now lads..cant wait!"
"Fitzy drives a Mitsy" .... Epic poetry!
Now I'm speechless!!! "
That's feckin shocking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???
Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver
Do what ya driving??
Sporty polo with sound blasting system
Doesn't fit the song, but taxi to dublin yes please lol
could be worse, I could be picking the music......oh wait
Oh no not the Zep, I'll have to have a word with the driver
"
Thin ice.....akin to yo mama washing my sheets |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???
Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver
Do what ya driving??
Sporty polo with sound blasting system
Doesn't fit the song, but taxi to dublin yes please lol
could be worse, I could be picking the music......oh wait
Oh no not the Zep, I'll have to have a word with the driver
Thin ice.....akin to yo mama washing my sheets "
Feck I didn't think you liked them that much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???
Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver
Do what ya driving??
Sporty polo with sound blasting system
Doesn't fit the song, but taxi to dublin yes please lol
could be worse, I could be picking the music......oh wait
Oh no not the Zep, I'll have to have a word with the driver
Thin ice.....akin to yo mama washing my sheets
Feck I didn't think you liked them that much "
They're up there in my priorities bud |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Btw what did you say?.........
Have you still not got it lol
But I don't like Bugatti's!! Say Aston Martin and I'll go for a spin with ya! "
Aston martins don't really fit the song either |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???
Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver
Do what ya driving??
Sporty polo with sound blasting system
Doesn't fit the song, but taxi to dublin yes please lol
could be worse, I could be picking the music......oh wait
Oh no not the Zep, I'll have to have a word with the driver
Thin ice.....akin to yo mama washing my sheets
Feck I didn't think you liked them that much
They're up there in my priorities bud "
I'll be careful what I say in future |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Btw what did you say?.........
Have you still not got it lol
But I don't like Bugatti's!! Say Aston Martin and I'll go for a spin with ya!
Aston martins don't really fit the song either "
I'll make up a new tune |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Btw what did you say?.........
Have you still not got it lol
But I don't like Bugatti's!! Say Aston Martin and I'll go for a spin with ya!
Aston martins don't really fit the song either
I'll make up a new tune "
I look forward to hearing it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't even believe no one gets this, all to old to rave???
Oh I got it, just more of a rocker than a raver
Do what ya driving??
Sporty polo with sound blasting system
Doesn't fit the song, but taxi to dublin yes please lol
could be worse, I could be picking the music......oh wait
Oh no not the Zep, I'll have to have a word with the driver
Thin ice.....akin to yo mama washing my sheets
Feck I didn't think you liked them that much
They're up there in my priorities bud
I'll be careful what I say in future "
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