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By *aid back OP Man
over a year ago
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what the funniest/strangest thing to happen to you in the throws of passion ?
mine are i kept calling a girl a different girls when she was giving me head so she bit it extremely hard i still to this day havnt forget her name and it was 16 years ago lol
being caught by the guards having sex in my car at 17 only to find out it was his daughter  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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While in the throws of passion with acpl I was spanking her ass as she rode him cow girl on my down stroke he pushed up raising her ass above my hand but putting his balls in line with it I delivered the spank straight to the balls he yelped both herself and myself fell off the bed laughing being the sport he was he saw the funny side thankful y |
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"While in the throws of passion with acpl I was spanking her ass as she rode him cow girl on my down stroke he pushed up raising her ass above my hand but putting his balls in line with it I delivered the spank straight to the balls he yelped both herself and myself fell off the bed laughing being the sport he was he saw the funny side thankful y"
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Once got kicked in the cock as the lady in question was getting on top, it wasn't funny at the time.
Another time with same lady, she was on top, we were going hammer and tongs. After I could only feel one of my balls, I freaked (I was 19) little did I know it hid inside me to avoid damage
Once put an ex on her back on our coffee table, with each thrust the table moved and we ended up in the corner.
I've been slapped in the balls and smacked over the head with a dildo
A lady I met had a dog, friendly enough till we got frisky, when I spanked her it growled and barked
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"Once got kicked in the cock as the lady in question was getting on top, it wasn't funny at the time.
Another time with same lady, she was on top, we were going hammer and tongs. After I could only feel one of my balls, I freaked (I was 19) little did I know it hid inside me to avoid damage
Once put an ex on her back on our coffee table, with each thrust the table moved and we ended up in the corner.
I've been slapped in the balls and smacked over the head with a dildo
A lady I met had a dog, friendly enough till we got frisky, when I spanked her it growled and barked
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note to self. . Don't step into your office lol |
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Not in throws of passion, I once invited a friend, somebody who has become a great friend back to mine for coffee after a night out. The conversation was grand. My d*unk brother then appeared and gibbered in her ear, that was ok. Next a lady I was seeing but had ended things with turned up, pissed out of her skull turned up, wouldn't leave, stripped and climbed into my bed, yelling come hithers at me.....mortified  |
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"Once got kicked in the cock as the lady in question was getting on top, it wasn't funny at the time.
Another time with same lady, she was on top, we were going hammer and tongs. After I could only feel one of my balls, I freaked (I was 19) little did I know it hid inside me to avoid damage
Once put an ex on her back on our coffee table, with each thrust the table moved and we ended up in the corner.
I've been slapped in the balls and smacked over the head with a dildo
A lady I met had a dog, friendly enough till we got frisky, when I spanked her it growled and barked
note to self. . Don't step into your office lol "
And they're only the repeatable tales |
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"Not in throws of passion, I once invited a friend, somebody who has become a great friend back to mine for coffee after a night out. The conversation was grand. My d*unk brother then appeared and gibbered in her ear, that was ok. Next a lady I was seeing but had ended things with turned up, pissed out of her skull turned up, wouldn't leave, stripped and climbed into my bed, yelling come hithers at me.....mortified "
ROTFLMFAO  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've said this before on a different thread a few months ago ...
We broke a bed and killed her dog (that was underneath)
I know, I know!!
(kinda) lolling at it now |
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I was in the throes of passion with an ex, getting horsed out of it from behind, threw my head back not realising he had leant forward to start kissing. Cracked his nose open, blood started pour out killed the mood. Even now still holds it against me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not in throws of passion, I once invited a friend, somebody who has become a great friend back to mine for coffee after a night out. The conversation was grand. My d*unk brother then appeared and gibbered in her ear, that was ok. Next a lady I was seeing but had ended things with turned up, pissed out of her skull turned up, wouldn't leave, stripped and climbed into my bed, yelling come hithers at me.....mortified
ROTFLMFAO "
Looking back it was funny.....but not at the time |
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"I was in the throes of passion with an ex, getting horsed out of it from behind, threw my head back not realising he had leant forward to start kissing. Cracked his nose open, blood started pour out killed the mood. Even now still holds it against me "
@ horsed 
@ the story in general |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I was in the throes of passion with an ex, getting horsed out of it from behind, threw my head back not realising he had leant forward to start kissing. Cracked his nose open, blood started pour out killed the mood. Even now still holds it against me "
Horsed sweet jayus I think it may take awhile for me to recover after that |
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"I was in the throes of passion with an ex, getting horsed out of it from behind, threw my head back not realising he had leant forward to start kissing. Cracked his nose open, blood started pour out killed the mood. Even now still holds it against me
Horsed sweet jayus I think it may take awhile for me to recover after that "
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After a second civilian date that went better than planned (initially!) I was waiting in bed while my guest went to the bathroom...well the look on my eyes when she sexy danced into the room in her finest lingerie and heels....however that was nothing compared to the look on my face when she tripped on the carpet and smacked her face of the Television in my room losing her two top front teeth.
We'd both been drinking so I couldn't drive her anywhere and a taxi was out of the question as her mouth was gushing blood....so she rang her dad to come and collect her and bring her to A&E. Everyone was in so much shock her dad didn't even quiz me.
We never had that 3rd date.
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"well she is from kildare a very horsey county
Next time he will grab the main and hold on tight, that or use the bit and bridle "
If he's gonna do that he may go and use the whip while hes at it  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"well she is from kildare a very horsey county
Next time he will grab the main and hold on tight, that or use the bit and bridle
If he's gonna do that he may go and use the whip while hes at it "
Sweet devine where did I leave my riding crop and saddle |
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"well she is from kildare a very horsey county
Next time he will grab the main and hold on tight, that or use the bit and bridle
If he's gonna do that he may go and use the whip while hes at it "
And obviously he'll have spurs on |
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"well she is from kildare a very horsey county
Next time he will grab the main and hold on tight, that or use the bit and bridle
If he's gonna do that he may go and use the whip while hes at it
And obviously he'll have spurs on "
Mmmmm naked cowboy in just leather chaps!! |
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"well she is from kildare a very horsey county
Next time he will grab the main and hold on tight, that or use the bit and bridle
If he's gonna do that he may go and use the whip while hes at it
And obviously he'll have spurs on
Mmmmm naked cowboy in just leather chaps!! "
Yeehaw  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well she is from kildare a very horsey county
Next time he will grab the main and hold on tight, that or use the bit and bridle
If he's gonna do that he may go and use the whip while hes at it
And obviously he'll have spurs on
Mmmmm naked cowboy in just leather chaps!! "
Now where can i find myself one of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well she is from kildare a very horsey county
Next time he will grab the main and hold on tight, that or use the bit and bridle
If he's gonna do that he may go and use the whip while hes at it
And obviously he'll have spurs on
Mmmmm naked cowboy in just leather chaps!!
Now where can i find myself one of them "
Ohhh if you find him, order two plz  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well she is from kildare a very horsey county
Next time he will grab the main and hold on tight, that or use the bit and bridle
If he's gonna do that he may go and use the whip while hes at it
And obviously he'll have spurs on
Mmmmm naked cowboy in just leather chaps!!
Now where can i find myself one of them
Ohhh if you find him, order two plz "
Three please |
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"well she is from kildare a very horsey county
Next time he will grab the main and hold on tight, that or use the bit and bridle
If he's gonna do that he may go and use the whip while hes at it
And obviously he'll have spurs on
Mmmmm naked cowboy in just leather chaps!!
Now where can i find myself one of them
Ohhh if you find him, order two plz
Three please "
greedy girls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well she is from kildare a very horsey county
Next time he will grab the main and hold on tight, that or use the bit and bridle
If he's gonna do that he may go and use the whip while hes at it
And obviously he'll have spurs on
Mmmmm naked cowboy in just leather chaps!!
Now where can i find myself one of them
Ohhh if you find him, order two plz
Three please "
(Innocent whistle emoticon) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well she is from kildare a very horsey county
Next time he will grab the main and hold on tight, that or use the bit and bridle
If he's gonna do that he may go and use the whip while hes at it
And obviously he'll have spurs on
Mmmmm naked cowboy in just leather chaps!!
Now where can i find myself one of them
Ohhh if you find him, order two plz
Three please "
I'll be more then happy to share once i find him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well she is from kildare a very horsey county
Next time he will grab the main and hold on tight, that or use the bit and bridle
If he's gonna do that he may go and use the whip while hes at it
And obviously he'll have spurs on
Mmmmm naked cowboy in just leather chaps!!
Now where can i find myself one of them
Ohhh if you find him, order two plz
Three please
I'll be more then happy to share once i find him "
Ah you may need to find more than one though, unless he can satisfy all three of us |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"well she is from kildare a very horsey county
Next time he will grab the main and hold on tight, that or use the bit and bridle
If he's gonna do that he may go and use the whip while hes at it
And obviously he'll have spurs on
Mmmmm naked cowboy in just leather chaps!!
Now where can i find myself one of them
Ohhh if you find him, order two plz
Three please
I'll be more then happy to share once i find him
Ah you may need to find more than one though, unless he can satisfy all three of us "
Ahem,ahem,ahem
Just clearing my throat, partner  |
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"well she is from kildare a very horsey county
Next time he will grab the main and hold on tight, that or use the bit and bridle
If he's gonna do that he may go and use the whip while hes at it
And obviously he'll have spurs on
Mmmmm naked cowboy in just leather chaps!!
Now where can i find myself one of them
Ohhh if you find him, order two plz
Three please
I'll be more then happy to share once i find him
Ah you may need to find more than one though, unless he can satisfy all three of us
Ahem,ahem,ahem
Just clearing my throat, partner "
Cavoina might help with that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was lashing a girl out of it as her husband licked her clit and my dick slipped out and went in his mouth.. I guess you had to be there..
"Cracked his nose open, blood started pour out killed the mood."
That sounds so hot, love the idea of blood pouring everywhere all over me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was lashing a girl out of it as her husband licked her clit and my dick slipped out and went in his mouth.. I guess you had to be there..
Cracked his nose open, blood started pour out killed the mood.
That sounds so hot, love the idea of blood pouring everywhere all over me."
Your in the wrong place lad!
Vampswingers is next door.....  |
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