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When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam 
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
 
ps what's your note to self today? |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today? "
Lol now that's a walk of shame I'd like to see!!!     |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today? "
Note to self: find out more about Secretly's pencil skirts and general office attire. |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today?
Note to self: find out more about Secretly's pencil skirts and general office attire."
Going by your profile pic (naked on sofa) I'm liking your work attire!! |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today?
Note to self: find out more about Secretly's pencil skirts and general office attire."
pencil skirt suit or dress. .. everyone thinks I'm a secretary ffs... (I'm not) heels. .(gorgeous pony skin animal print ones today). . Didn't really aid my slinking abilities! !. Now at home... In a hhuff
Ps... No real ponies where hand in the making of my shoes! |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today? "
Excellent |
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"My noye to self, Sometimes if things aren't working don't shout and yell. Walk away have a coffee a smoke and attack from a different angle "
I agree, problems are never sorted in the heat of the moment... |
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"My noye to self, Sometimes if things aren't working don't shout and yell. Walk away have a coffee a smoke and attack from a different angle
I agree, problems are never sorted in the heat of the moment..."
Very true, so I went for the walk and coffee instead of opening my colleague's head |
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"My noye to self, Sometimes if things aren't working don't shout and yell. Walk away have a coffee a smoke and attack from a different angle
I agree, problems are never sorted in the heat of the moment...
Very true, so I went for the walk and coffee instead of opening my colleague's head "
Well done you |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Did you follow Jamie's advice? "
No, I fried instead of poached, it's coming along nicely! God bless packet sauces |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
well we know when it's dinner in your's who will be cooking "
Yep!!! And it shan't be me |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
well we know when it's dinner in your's who will be cooking
Yep!!! And it shan't be me "
PHEW
so who will cook then |
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"My noye to self, Sometimes if things aren't working don't shout and yell. Walk away have a coffee a smoke and attack from a different angle
I agree, problems are never sorted in the heat of the moment...
Very true, so I went for the walk and coffee instead of opening my colleague's head
Well done you "
I do try |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Did you follow Jamie's advice?
No, I fried instead of poached, it's coming along nicely! God bless packet sauces "
I'm sure he'll forgive you  |
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"My noye to self, Sometimes if things aren't working don't shout and yell. Walk away have a coffee a smoke and attack from a different angle
I agree, problems are never sorted in the heat of the moment...
Very true, so I went for the walk and coffee instead of opening my colleague's head
Well done you
I do try "
Oh I know lol |
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"My noye to self, Sometimes if things aren't working don't shout and yell. Walk away have a coffee a smoke and attack from a different angle
I agree, problems are never sorted in the heat of the moment...
Very true, so I went for the walk and coffee instead of opening my colleague's head
Well done you
I do try "
your very trying |
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"My noye to self, Sometimes if things aren't working don't shout and yell. Walk away have a coffee a smoke and attack from a different angle
I agree, problems are never sorted in the heat of the moment...
Very true, so I went for the walk and coffee instead of opening my colleague's head
Well done you
I do try
your very trying "
Guilty as charged |
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"My noye to self, Sometimes if things aren't working don't shout and yell. Walk away have a coffee a smoke and attack from a different angle
I agree, problems are never sorted in the heat of the moment...
Very true, so I went for the walk and coffee instead of opening my colleague's head
Well done you
I do try
your very trying
Guilty as charged "
ahh. Will let ya of. .... You're not a bad banaba |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today? "
Did you have your Bridgette Jones massive pants on underneath...?? |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today?
Did you have your Bridgette Jones massive pants on underneath...?? "
do I look like a girl who wears big pants! |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today?
Did you have your Bridgette Jones massive pants on underneath...??
do I look like a girl who wears big pants! "
Take the "big" out of that sentence, and it's a definite no!! |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today?
Did you have your Bridgette Jones massive pants on underneath...?? "
Nothing wrong with bridget jones knickers |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl "
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!! |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
Excuse me whilst I guffaw hugely...!  "
I'll excuse you |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today?
Did you have your Bridgette Jones massive pants on underneath...??
Nothing wrong with bridget jones knickers "
Not if they're on your head!!
Oh...or is that just me?!? |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!! "
mmmm kinda liking that idea. . Max get the private jet. . You've gotta date! |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today?
Did you have your Bridgette Jones massive pants on underneath...??
Nothing wrong with bridget jones knickers
Not if they're on your head!!
Oh...or is that just me?!? "
That'll look well will your Lilly Savage heels! Throw on a mankini and you're ready to party! |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today?
Did you have your Bridgette Jones massive pants on underneath...??
do I look like a girl who wears big pants!
Take the "big" out of that sentence, and it's a definite no!! "
now. . Those who know me know my good mother taught me to always have matching clean lingerie in case I get run over. . Think of the ambulance men! |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!! "
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars! |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today?
Did you have your Bridgette Jones massive pants on underneath...??
Nothing wrong with bridget jones knickers
Not if they're on your head!!
Oh...or is that just me?!? "
Ha ha ha depends on how sexy bridget has got lately |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
mmmm kinda liking that idea. . Max get the private jet. . You've gotta date! "
FFS...why is it the LearJet's always in the bloody garage when I need it?!?
Does anyone know Michael O'Leary? Could you ask if I could borrow one of the Ryan Air fleet? I promise I'll have it back a week on Thursday. Might need cleaning though...! |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today?
Did you have your Bridgette Jones massive pants on underneath...??
Nothing wrong with bridget jones knickers
Not if they're on your head!!
Oh...or is that just me?!?
That'll look well will your Lilly Savage heels! Throw on a mankini and you're ready to party! "
I'm always in my mankini...it just feels so right, slicing up the crack in my bum! lol |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today?
Did you have your Bridgette Jones massive pants on underneath...??
Nothing wrong with bridget jones knickers
Not if they're on your head!!
Oh...or is that just me?!?
That'll look well will your Lilly Savage heels! Throw on a mankini and you're ready to party!
I'm always in my mankini...it just feels so right, slicing up the crack in my bum! lol "
And what a magnificent bum it is |
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"Think of the ambulance men!
Oh I'm sure you do...maaaaany maaaany times a day!!
I think you're confused. ...
.... That's the firemen  "
Confusion...it's just clarity from another dimension
You do know they can arrest you for repeatedly dialling 999 and asking for the fire brigade cos there's a fire in your pants...?? |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today?
Did you have your Bridgette Jones massive pants on underneath...??
Nothing wrong with bridget jones knickers
Not if they're on your head!!
Oh...or is that just me?!?
That'll look well will your Lilly Savage heels! Throw on a mankini and you're ready to party!
I'm always in my mankini...it just feels so right, slicing up the crack in my bum! lol
And what a magnificent bum it is "
Awww shucks...!
Any more of that and I'll be forced to check out your bum too |
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"Think of the ambulance men!
Oh I'm sure you do...maaaaany maaaany times a day!!
I think you're confused. ...
.... That's the firemen
Confusion...it's just clarity from another dimension
You do know they can arrest you for repeatedly dialling 999 and asking for the fire brigade cos there's a fire in your pants...?? "
One of the reasons i gave up exercising ( every-time i went jogging my legs rubbed together so much my knickers caught on fire) |
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"Think of the ambulance men!
Oh I'm sure you do...maaaaany maaaany times a day!!
I think you're confused. ...
.... That's the firemen
Confusion...it's just clarity from another dimension
You do know they can arrest you for repeatedly dialling 999 and asking for the fire brigade cos there's a fire in your pants...??
One of the reasons i gave up exercising ( every-time i went jogging my legs rubbed together so much my knickers caught on fire) "
I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere about hotpants but my brain is having a late siesta
Easy solution though...go jogging in the nude |
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"Think of the ambulance men!
Oh I'm sure you do...maaaaany maaaany times a day!!
I think you're confused. ...
.... That's the firemen
Confusion...it's just clarity from another dimension
You do know they can arrest you for repeatedly dialling 999 and asking for the fire brigade cos there's a fire in your pants...??
One of the reasons i gave up exercising ( every-time i went jogging my legs rubbed together so much my knickers caught on fire)
I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere about hotpants but my brain is having a late siesta
Easy solution though...go jogging in the nude "
Ha ha Now that would cause an State emergency if i did that |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars! "
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!! |
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"My noye to self, Sometimes if things aren't working don't shout and yell. Walk away have a coffee a smoke and attack from a different angle
I agree, problems are never sorted in the heat of the moment...
Very true, so I went for the walk and coffee instead of opening my colleague's head
Well done you
I do try
your very trying
Guilty as charged
ahh. Will let ya of. .... You're not a bad banaba "
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today?
Did you have your Bridgette Jones massive pants on underneath...??
Nothing wrong with bridget jones knickers
Not if they're on your head!!
Oh...or is that just me?!?
That'll look well will your Lilly Savage heels! Throw on a mankini and you're ready to party!
I'm always in my mankini...it just feels so right, slicing up the crack in my bum! lol
And what a magnificent bum it is
Awww shucks...!
Any more of that and I'll be forced to check out your bum too "
On display....Help yourself |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!! "
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear! 
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?  |
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today?
Did you have your Bridgette Jones massive pants on underneath...??
Nothing wrong with bridget jones knickers
Not if they're on your head!!
Oh...or is that just me?!?
That'll look well will your Lilly Savage heels! Throw on a mankini and you're ready to party!
I'm always in my mankini...it just feels so right, slicing up the crack in my bum! lol
And what a magnificent bum it is
Awww shucks...!
Any more of that and I'll be forced to check out your bum too
On display....Help yourself "
I fear it would be ungentlemanly of me not to |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...? "
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!! |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!! "
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me... |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!!
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me... "
so how long does it take to fly here! ! |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!!
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me...
so how long does it take to fly here! ! "
Well, I reckon it would take far too long so I've borrowed one of those teleporting devices
Now, just need to make sure there are no flies in here...! |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!!
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me...
so how long does it take to fly here! !
Well, I reckon it would take far too long so I've borrowed one of those teleporting devices
Now, just need to make sure there are no flies in here...! "
just get your kit of and get in already |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!!
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me...
so how long does it take to fly here! !
Well, I reckon it would take far too long so I've borrowed one of those teleporting devices
Now, just need to make sure there are no flies in here...!
just get your kit of and get in already "
I got my kit off ages ago...just waiting for this darned thing to boot up!
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!!
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me...
so how long does it take to fly here! !
Well, I reckon it would take far too long so I've borrowed one of those teleporting devices
Now, just need to make sure there are no flies in here...!
just get your kit of and get in already
I got my kit off ages ago...just waiting for this darned thing to boot up!
Is your end switched on...? "
Lol her 'end' is always switched in!! |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!!
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me...
so how long does it take to fly here! !
Well, I reckon it would take far too long so I've borrowed one of those teleporting devices
Now, just need to make sure there are no flies in here...!
just get your kit of and get in already
I got my kit off ages ago...just waiting for this darned thing to boot up!
Is your end switched on...?
Lol her 'end' is always switched in!! "
That's what I was banking on!!
You coming along for the ride...? |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!!
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me...
so how long does it take to fly here! !
Well, I reckon it would take far too long so I've borrowed one of those teleporting devices
Now, just need to make sure there are no flies in here...!
just get your kit of and get in already
I got my kit off ages ago...just waiting for this darned thing to boot up!
Is your end switched on...?
Lol her 'end' is always switched in!!
That's what I was banking on!!
You coming along for the ride...? "
Just the one? Shall I pack the redbull?? |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!!
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me...
so how long does it take to fly here! !
Well, I reckon it would take far too long so I've borrowed one of those teleporting devices
Now, just need to make sure there are no flies in here...!
just get your kit of and get in already
I got my kit off ages ago...just waiting for this darned thing to boot up!
Is your end switched on...?
Lol her 'end' is always switched in!!
That's what I was banking on!!
You coming along for the ride...?
Just the one? Shall I pack the redbull??"
maybe a case of it.... ready and waiting. . Lounging most seductively. .. Well sitting at my desk in the office anyway |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!!
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me...
so how long does it take to fly here! !
Well, I reckon it would take far too long so I've borrowed one of those teleporting devices
Now, just need to make sure there are no flies in here...!
just get your kit of and get in already
I got my kit off ages ago...just waiting for this darned thing to boot up!
Is your end switched on...?
Lol her 'end' is always switched in!!
That's what I was banking on!!
You coming along for the ride...?
Just the one? Shall I pack the redbull??"
Do they do it in intravenous drip form...? |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!!
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me...
so how long does it take to fly here! !
Well, I reckon it would take far too long so I've borrowed one of those teleporting devices
Now, just need to make sure there are no flies in here...!
just get your kit of and get in already
I got my kit off ages ago...just waiting for this darned thing to boot up!
Is your end switched on...?
Lol her 'end' is always switched in!!
That's what I was banking on!!
You coming along for the ride...?
Just the one? Shall I pack the redbull??
Do they do it in intravenous drip form...? "
honey ya better hope so. .. You will need it |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!!
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me...
so how long does it take to fly here! !
Well, I reckon it would take far too long so I've borrowed one of those teleporting devices
Now, just need to make sure there are no flies in here...!
just get your kit of and get in already
I got my kit off ages ago...just waiting for this darned thing to boot up!
Is your end switched on...?
Lol her 'end' is always switched in!!
That's what I was banking on!!
You coming along for the ride...?
Just the one? Shall I pack the redbull??
maybe a case of it.... ready and waiting. . Lounging most seductively. .. Well sitting at my desk in the office anyway "
I think if you can't lounge seductively at the moment then you should sit seductively...and then send me a pic of the result!
Ah the joys of working from home...I can lounge around in my pants and no-one minds |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!!
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me...
so how long does it take to fly here! !
Well, I reckon it would take far too long so I've borrowed one of those teleporting devices
Now, just need to make sure there are no flies in here...!
just get your kit of and get in already
I got my kit off ages ago...just waiting for this darned thing to boot up!
Is your end switched on...?
Lol her 'end' is always switched in!!
That's what I was banking on!!
You coming along for the ride...?
Just the one? Shall I pack the redbull??
Do they do it in intravenous drip form...?
honey ya better hope so. .. You will need it "
Might be a good plan to bring a defibrillator along as well
Think I best check my BUPA coverage as well... |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!!
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me...
so how long does it take to fly here! !
Well, I reckon it would take far too long so I've borrowed one of those teleporting devices
Now, just need to make sure there are no flies in here...!
just get your kit of and get in already
I got my kit off ages ago...just waiting for this darned thing to boot up!
Is your end switched on...?
Lol her 'end' is always switched in!!
That's what I was banking on!!
You coming along for the ride...?
Just the one? Shall I pack the redbull??
maybe a case of it.... ready and waiting. . Lounging most seductively. .. Well sitting at my desk in the office anyway
I think if you can't lounge seductively at the moment then you should sit seductively...and then send me a pic of the result!
Ah the joys of working from home...I can lounge around in my pants and no-one minds "
Me too!! I love braless Tuesdays!! |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!!
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me...
so how long does it take to fly here! !
Well, I reckon it would take far too long so I've borrowed one of those teleporting devices
Now, just need to make sure there are no flies in here...!
just get your kit of and get in already
I got my kit off ages ago...just waiting for this darned thing to boot up!
Is your end switched on...?
Lol her 'end' is always switched in!!
That's what I was banking on!!
You coming along for the ride...?
Just the one? Shall I pack the redbull??
maybe a case of it.... ready and waiting. . Lounging most seductively. .. Well sitting at my desk in the office anyway
I think if you can't lounge seductively at the moment then you should sit seductively...and then send me a pic of the result!
Ah the joys of working from home...I can lounge around in my pants and no-one minds
Me too!! I love braless Tuesdays!! "
 as I sit in my suit. . Skirt with side seam today I might add...definitely with bra on! ! As I'm just about to go to a clients house.. |
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Ah the joys of working from home...I can lounge around in my pants and no-one minds
Me too!! I love braless Tuesdays!! "
Well, I didn't wear a bra yesterday either!! I know...what a rebel huh?!? lol
So how far are you willing to go...?? How does "butt naked Tuesday" sound..?!?
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Ah the joys of working from home...I can lounge around in my pants and no-one minds
Me too!! I love braless Tuesdays!!
as I sit in my suit. . Skirt with side seam today I might add...definitely with bra on! ! As I'm just about to go to a clients house.. "
Well, if it helps, I'll think of you naked...!
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"My noye to self, Sometimes if things aren't working don't shout and yell. Walk away have a coffee a smoke and attack from a different angle "
Good advice, but what if the party is over by the time you finish your coffee and smoke ?? |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!!
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me...
so how long does it take to fly here! !
Well, I reckon it would take far too long so I've borrowed one of those teleporting devices
Now, just need to make sure there are no flies in here...!
just get your kit of and get in already
I got my kit off ages ago...just waiting for this darned thing to boot up!
Is your end switched on...?
Lol her 'end' is always switched in!!
That's what I was banking on!!
You coming along for the ride...?
Just the one? Shall I pack the redbull??
maybe a case of it.... ready and waiting. . Lounging most seductively. .. Well sitting at my desk in the office anyway
I think if you can't lounge seductively at the moment then you should sit seductively...and then send me a pic of the result!
Ah the joys of working from home...I can lounge around in my pants and no-one minds
Me too!! I love braless Tuesdays!! "
Any braless day is a good day |
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"My noye to self, Sometimes if things aren't working don't shout and yell. Walk away have a coffee a smoke and attack from a different angle
Good advice, but what if the party is over by the time you finish your coffee and smoke ?? "
Then you've waited too long to attack again |
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"Note to self: remember why you never cook and raw chicken feels icky
Ohhhh don't mention raw chicken!!!
icky chicky pmsl
Meany!!! So since this was all your idea and you dragged me into the status thread!! I definitely think you owe me a kiss!! We'll make Max watch as his punishment!!!
I always had a feeling there was a mean streak in you!!
(he says, polishing his binoculars!
lol not mean, just very very nawty!! I've pm'd you O'Leary's number! Pack lightly! All aboard!!
Don't you worry - I'll only be packing a couple of pairs of white Y-fronts and a few string vests...my best pulling gear!
(The mankini goes without saying...obviously!)
Are you checking the boarding passes...?
And the luggage by the sounds of it!! you'll be naked the whole time then!!
Sounds like a normal flight for me
Now if only I could remember why they took my passport off me...
so how long does it take to fly here! !
Well, I reckon it would take far too long so I've borrowed one of those teleporting devices
Now, just need to make sure there are no flies in here...!
just get your kit of and get in already
I got my kit off ages ago...just waiting for this darned thing to boot up!
Is your end switched on...?
Lol her 'end' is always switched in!!
That's what I was banking on!!
You coming along for the ride...?
Just the one? Shall I pack the redbull??
maybe a case of it.... ready and waiting. . Lounging most seductively. .. Well sitting at my desk in the office anyway
I think if you can't lounge seductively at the moment then you should sit seductively...and then send me a pic of the result!
Ah the joys of working from home...I can lounge around in my pants and no-one minds
Me too!! I love braless Tuesdays!!
Any braless day is a good day "
True but not sure that's a good idea in the freezer section in Tesco! |
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over a year ago
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"When you see a loose threadin the dream of your pencil skirt. .. Don't pull it! ! Just lost the entire side seam
Thank fuck I'm in the office...
* just about to Co ordinate slinking across the car park when no one looking*
ps what's your note to self today?
Lol now that's a walk of shame I'd like to see!!! "
me tooooo!!!!!!!!!!! |
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