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"One for you, I like big butt's and I cannot lie "Yours is you you like strap-ons the bigger the better.............Mr Panther..........and I did say not offensive | |||
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"Alright.... alright... I so know I'm going to regret this lol
I'm in "you do know that was me not Mrs P answering you on other thread.....Mr P | |||
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"One for you, I like big butt's and I cannot lie "Duffer take it your in | |||
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"Alright.... alright... I so know I'm going to regret this lol
I'm in "Mrs s. .....here is your status..."I love hard anal...the bigger the better....bring it on"  | |||
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"Don't you dare Mr p!! Isn't it up to whoever you get paired with to choose your status? "Mrs P wrote that and Duffer and us have put up ours | |||
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 omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs.. | |||
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" omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs.. "thats the whole point its funny | |||
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" omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs.. "OMG i swear im wetting myself laughing here!!pink..... | |||
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" omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs.. "Pmsl......do I risk saying yes aswell  | |||
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" omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs..
OMG i swear im wetting myself laughing here!!pink..... "but is not even true! ! my ass is cherry | |||
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" omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs..
Pmsl......do I risk saying yes aswell "Ok great mrs s can pick yours..... | |||
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" omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs..
OMG i swear im wetting myself laughing here!!pink.....
but is not even true! ! my ass is cherry red and needs a pounding " | |||
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"Awww can I do Hardy! !?? "fire away the bad the better | |||
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"Awww can I do Hardy! !?? "again lol | |||
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"Oookkkayy... Here we go Mr Hardy. . Strap yourself in. .... I'm a bit of a secret sheep shagger....Nothing like ewe ever experienced. . Just ask! " | |||
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"Oookkkayy... Here we go Mr Hardy. . Strap yourself in. .... I'm a bit of a secret sheep shagger....Nothing like ewe ever experienced. . Just ask! " your so for it mrs s | |||
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" omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs..
Pmsl......do I risk saying yes aswell "Toxic yours is to be.....I like toothpick little willys send me your pics | |||
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" omg. ..I can't put that up! ! I will be inundated ffs..
Pmsl......do I risk saying yes aswell Toxic yours is to be.....I like toothpick little willys send me your pics"Pmsl..... I wonder will anyone actually own up to having a toothpick size willy   | |||
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"Oookkkayy... Here we go Mr Hardy. . Strap yourself in. .... I'm a bit of a secret sheep shagger....Nothing like ewe ever experienced. . Just ask! your so for it mrs s "PMSL.....pink....haha...nice one mrs s!! | |||
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"Oookkkayy... Here we go Mr Hardy. . Strap yourself in. .... I'm a bit of a secret sheep shagger....Nothing like ewe ever experienced. . Just ask! your so for it mrs s "yeah! !. Have to catch me first lol! | |||
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"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here! Just call me gullible "Hey Mr max. . Say Hello to everyone. .. Mrs pink. . Mr panther. .. Hardy. . Toxic. . Duffer. . The rest will be along soon | |||
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"Oookkkayy... Here we go Mr Hardy. . Strap yourself in. .... I'm a bit of a secret sheep shagger....Nothing like ewe ever experienced. . Just ask! your so for it mrs s
yeah! !. Have to catch me first lol! "lol but the chase is such fun lol | |||
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"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here! Just call me gullible "Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours.... | |||
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"Oookkkayy... Here we go Mr Hardy. . Strap yourself in. .... I'm a bit of a secret sheep shagger....Nothing like ewe ever experienced. . Just ask! your so for it mrs s
yeah! !. Have to catch me first lol! lol but the chase is such fun lol"OI hardy....thought i was the only woman for you!! lmao.... | |||
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"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here! Just call me gullible
Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours...."Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max | |||
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"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here! Just call me gullible
Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....
Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max "oooh yessssss....... | |||
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Oh what have I got myself into!! lol | |||
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"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here! Just call me gullible
Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....
Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max
oooh yessssss......."I'd do more than "update" him!! so going to regret this aren't i??!! | |||
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"So you're inviting people to come in here just so they can...ruin me?!? haha
Oh what have I got myself into!! lol"you would love her! ! | |||
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"So you're inviting people to come in here just so they can...ruin me?!? haha
Oh what have I got myself into!! lol"I think your status should be "Gang bang at mine, bring silk stockings, my legs look good in them. Pm for more details!" | |||
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"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here! Just call me gullible
Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....
Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max
oooh yessssss.......
I'd do more than "update" him!! so going to regret this aren't i??!! "I think if there's regret flying around, it's probably going to be me who gets the biggest dollop of it! | |||
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"Oookkkayy... Here we go Mr Hardy. . Strap yourself in. .... I'm a bit of a secret sheep shagger....Nothing like ewe ever experienced. . Just ask! your so for it mrs s
yeah! !. Have to catch me first lol! lol but the chase is such fun lol
OI hardy....thought i was the only woman for you!! lmao...."lol forgive me lord as I know not what I'm doing | |||
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"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here! Just call me gullible
Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....
Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max
oooh yessssss.......
I'd do more than "update" him!! so going to regret this aren't i??!! "Missy should be done by Maxxout | |||
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"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here! Just call me gullible
Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....
Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max
oooh yessssss.......
I'd do more than "update" him!! so going to regret this aren't i??!! Missy should be done by Maxxout"Totally agree!! But who's doing the status??! | |||
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"So you're inviting people to come in here just so they can...ruin me?!? haha
Oh what have I got myself into!! lol
I think your status should be "Gang bang at mine, bring silk stockings, my legs look good in them. Pm for more details!" "ahh baby girl. ..mmwwaahh xx | |||
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"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here! Just call me gullible
Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....
Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max
oooh yessssss.......
I'd do more than "update" him!! so going to regret this aren't i??!! Missy should be done by Maxxout
Totally agree!! But who's doing the status??! "The status update should be thought of by maxxout for missy then she should put it on her own status.........Mr not blonde | |||
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"So you're inviting people to come in here just so they can...ruin me?!? haha
Oh what have I got myself into!! lol
I think your status should be "Gang bang at mine, bring silk stockings, my legs look good in them. Pm for more details!" "[sigh] I wonder where i put the number for my therapist...?? | |||
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"Mr max is having trouble posting but sending it to me "ha ha. .. sorted... Must have IT skills or something. . So what do you have in store for Missy | |||
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"So you're inviting people to come in here just so they can...ruin me?!? haha
Oh what have I got myself into!! lol
I think your status should be "Gang bang at mine, bring silk stockings, my legs look good in them. Pm for more details!"
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I wonder where i put the number for my therapist...?? "just update your own staus to what Missy said and keep it there for three days....Mr Panther | |||
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"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol" | |||
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"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol" A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day! | |||
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"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day! "Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies! | |||
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"I get the feeling coming in here was a bad mistake "Run...while you still can!!! | |||
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"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here! Just call me gullible
Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....
Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max
oooh yessssss.......
I'd do more than "update" him!! so going to regret this aren't i??!! Missy should be done by Maxxout
Totally agree!! But who's doing the status??! The status update should be thought of by maxxout for missy then she should put it on her own status.........Mr not blonde"Blonde but not stupid!! I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!! | |||
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"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!! "Is that all part of the therapy...?  | |||
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"I get the feeling coming in here was a bad mistake
Run...while you still can!!!""Goes to the door but finds it locked" Shit I'm trapped. Have mercy | |||
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"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!
Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies! "come on. .. missy is waiting | |||
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"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!
Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies! "Lmao I like you're analogy! I see you more in Lilly Savages Heels and singing 'it's raining men, hallelujah!!'
Look into my eyes ............. | |||
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"I can't believe I've been conned into coming in here! Just call me gullible
Yum yum!!! cum again and again pleaseeeee....mrs s he's all yours....
Missy on her way. ..I think she should update Mr max
oooh yessssss.......
I'd do more than "update" him!! so going to regret this aren't i??!! Missy should be done by Maxxout
Totally agree!! But who's doing the status??! The status update should be thought of by maxxout for missy then she should put it on her own status.........Mr not blonde
Blonde but stupid!! I just liked the idea of being sitting in the room whilst Mrs S and Mrs P done Max!! " | |||
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"I get the feeling coming in here was a bad mistake
Run...while you still can!!!
"Goes to the door but finds it locked" Shit I'm trapped. Have mercy "errmm.....no | |||
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"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!
Is that all part of the therapy...? "Oh I do hope so!! | |||
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"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!
Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies!
come on. .. missy is waiting "Quack quack | |||
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"I get the feeling coming in here was a bad mistake
Run...while you still can!!!
"Goes to the door but finds it locked" Shit I'm trapped. Have mercy "Good luck!!! | |||
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"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!
Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies!
Lmao I like you're analogy! I see you more in Lilly Savages Heels and singing 'it's raining men, hallelujah!!'
Look into my eyes ............. "But that would just be a normal Saturday night...!
And I would look into your eyes but those giant red contact lenses are putting me off. What's that...? You don't wear contact lenses?? Oh...well this is awkward! | |||
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"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!
Is that all part of the therapy...?
Oh I do hope so!! "It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr! | |||
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"I get the feeling coming in here was a bad mistake
Run...while you still can!!!
"Goes to the door but finds it locked" Shit I'm trapped. Have mercy "Havent laughed so much in ages....pink!! | |||
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"Missy's should be looking guys who can take my 9" strap-on "hard and fast"" isnt that blackies line normally?...ps where exactly is miss kinky knots hiding! | |||
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"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!
Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies!
Lmao I like you're analogy! I see you more in Lilly Savages Heels and singing 'it's raining men, hallelujah!!'
Look into my eyes .............
But that would just be a normal Saturday night...! "Mrs S and I are so going out on the town with you some Saturday night!! Pink you coming too??? | |||
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"Missy's should be looking guys who can take my 9" strap-on "hard and fast" isnt that blackies line normally?...ps where exactly is miss kinky knots hiding! "Me kinky knots is working so is only on here when I get a chance | |||
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"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!
Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies!
Lmao I like you're analogy! I see you more in Lilly Savages Heels and singing 'it's raining men, hallelujah!!'
Look into my eyes .............
But that would just be a normal Saturday night...!
Mrs S and I are so going out on the town with you some Saturday night!! Pink you coming too??? "Ermmmm....let me think....yessssssss....make sure its the kremlin....so i can get a snog aswell lmao!! | |||
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"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!
Is that all part of the therapy...?
Oh I do hope so!!
It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr! "So hit me with it!!! | |||
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"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!
Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies!
Lmao I like you're analogy! I see you more in Lilly Savages Heels and singing 'it's raining men, hallelujah!!'
Look into my eyes .............
But that would just be a normal Saturday night...!
Mrs S and I are so going out on the town with you some Saturday night!! Pink you coming too??? "oohhh can I kiss everyone then! ! | |||
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"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!
Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies!
Lmao I like you're analogy! I see you more in Lilly Savages Heels and singing 'it's raining men, hallelujah!!'
Look into my eyes .............
But that would just be a normal Saturday night...!
Mrs S and I are so going out on the town with you some Saturday night!! Pink you coming too???
Ermmmm....let me think....yessssssss....make sure its the kremlin....so i can get a snog aswell lmao!! "Kremlin on Sunday night is brilliant!!!!! | |||
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"OK...so there's goes the last vestige of my dignity!! lol A true sport!! And you can lay in my therapy sofa any day!
Hmmm...after that little gem of a status you gave me, I'd probably come off your therapy couch quacking like a duck and thinking I was Boris Johnson's wellies!
Lmao I like you're analogy! I see you more in Lilly Savages Heels and singing 'it's raining men, hallelujah!!'
Look into my eyes .............
But that would just be a normal Saturday night...!
Mrs S and I are so going out on the town with you some Saturday night!! Pink you coming too??? "Bring it on! Can't beat a good P... A.... R..... T...... Y.......?!? Becuz I gotta...! (Yep, OK it's a movie quote! Prize for first correct guess...? ) | |||
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"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!
Is that all part of the therapy...?
Oh I do hope so!!
It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr!
So hit me with it!!! "What...? The therapy couch...?!? | |||
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"oohhh can I kiss everyone then! ! "No, not everyone....just the ones we tell you to! MWAH HA HA HA!!! | |||
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"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!
Is that all part of the therapy...?
Oh I do hope so!!
It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr!
So hit me with it!!!
What...? The therapy couch...?!? "the duck? ?? | |||
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"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!
Is that all part of the therapy...?
Oh I do hope so!!
It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr!
So hit me with it!!!
What...? The therapy couch...?!? "Lol now your status wasn't too bad!!! Think hitting be with a coach is a bit harsh!! | |||
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"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!
Is that all part of the therapy...?
Oh I do hope so!!
It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr!
So hit me with it!!!
What...? The therapy couch...?!?
Lol now your status wasn't too bad!!! Think hitting be with a coach is a bit harsh!! "is that Hardy and his bus again! ! | |||
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"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!
Is that all part of the therapy...?
Oh I do hope so!!
It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr!
So hit me with it!!!
What...? The therapy couch...?!?
the duck? ?? "No...I have no orange sauce at the moment | |||
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" Think hitting be with a coach is a bit harsh!! "HAHAHAHAH oh man...I just fell off my chair laughing at that one!!! And yes, I can't deny...hitting you with a coach could be deemed a little harsh!!! | |||
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"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!
Is that all part of the therapy...?
Oh I do hope so!!
It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr!
So hit me with it!!!
What...? The therapy couch...?!?
Lol now your status wasn't too bad!!! Think hitting be with a coach is a bit harsh!!
is that Hardy and his bus again! !"Lol you're not as think as you d*unk I am | |||
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"OK Missy...your status: "I urgently need to feel a rubber chicken deep inside me. Please, somebody help me...?" "Lmao Omg I hate you!!! | |||
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"OK Missy...your status: "I urgently need to feel a rubber chicken deep inside me. Please, somebody help me...?" "ok.. That made me snort with laughter! ! Such a sexy look! Lol | |||
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"I just liked the idea of being "done" by Max!!
Is that all part of the therapy...?
Oh I do hope so!!
It's doctor's orders. And never say no to a Dr!
So hit me with it!!!
What...? The therapy couch...?!?
Lol now your status wasn't too bad!!! Think hitting be with a coach is a bit harsh!!
is that Hardy and his bus again! !
Lol you're not as think as you d*unk I am "Haven't had a const all day, Drinkstable | |||
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"OK Missy...your status: "I urgently need to feel a rubber chicken deep inside me. Please, somebody help me...?"
Lmao Omg I hate you!!! "Awww come off it...it's not like it would be the first time you've had feathers tickling your giblets!!! haha | |||
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"OK Missy...your status: "I urgently need to feel a rubber chicken deep inside me. Please, somebody help me...?"
ok.. That made me snort with laughter! ! Such a sexy look! Lol
"Me too, coffee nearly went everywhere and my work mates are wondering what I'm giggling at, suggestions on Brown paper envelope for what I can say to them | |||
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"OK Missy...your status: "I urgently need to feel a rubber chicken deep inside me. Please, somebody help me...?"
ok.. That made me snort with laughter! ! Such a sexy look! Lol
"Ohhhh pay back will be sweet!!! | |||
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"OK Missy...your status: "I urgently need to feel a rubber chicken deep inside me. Please, somebody help me...?"
ok.. That made me snort with laughter! ! Such a sexy look! Lol
"I think so...who wouldn't go for a lass with a chicken's legs dangling from her chosen orifice...?!? lol | |||
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"OK Missy...your status: "I urgently need to feel a rubber chicken deep inside me. Please, somebody help me...?"
ok.. That made me snort with laughter! ! Such a sexy look! Lol
Me too, coffee nearly went everywhere and my work mates are wondering what I'm giggling at, suggestions on Brown paper envelope for what I can say to them "think you should do the honours for Mr flirty and Mr Leitrim kinky | |||
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one has offered his live chicken!!
Where's that couch? I need to lay down!! | |||
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"I get the feeling coming in here was a bad mistake
Run...while you still can!!!
"Goes to the door but finds it locked" Shit I'm trapped. Have mercy "ok.. Mr Leitrim. . Your task should you choose to accept it. .. Well no choice really. .. is to give kinky knots a new status. .. Are you up toit! ! | |||
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"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!
Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!"Hahahah Ohhhhh that's better than I could have hoped for!!
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"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!
Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!"Is that so you can get the chicken in further
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"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!
Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!
Hahahah
Ohhhhh that's better than I could have hoped for!!
And I suppose, thinking about it, which would be worse....live or frozen?!? Hmmmm...what a conundrum!"The live one would be warm at least | |||
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"I get the feeling coming in here was a bad mistake
Run...while you still can!!!
"Goes to the door but finds it locked" Shit I'm trapped. Have mercy
ok.. Mr Leitrim. . Your task should you choose to accept it. .. Well no choice really. .. is to give kinky knots a new status. .. Are you up toit! ! "I'll give it a whirl. Leave it with me for a few minutes | |||
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"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!
Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!
Hahahah
Ohhhhh that's better than I could have hoped for!!
And I suppose, thinking about it, which would be worse....live or frozen?!? Hmmmm...what a conundrum!
The live one would be warm at least "chicken popsicle...Oh the joys. | |||
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"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!
Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!
Hahahah
Ohhhhh that's better than I could have hoped for!!
And I suppose, thinking about it, which would be worse....live or frozen?!? Hmmmm...what a conundrum!
The live one would be warm at least
chicken popsicle...Oh the joys. "Now there's a gap in the market...! Yes, admittedly a very big gap and for very good reasons...but a gap all the same! | |||
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"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!
Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!
Is that so you can get the chicken in further
Excessive horniness seems to be bringing out my bad side "I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!
Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!! | |||
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"I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!
Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!"I've warned you before about breaking into random hotels...!!! | |||
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"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!
Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!
Is that so you can get the chicken in further
Excessive horniness seems to be bringing out my bad side
I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!
Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!"You may need a panel just to confirm they are happening correctly | |||
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"I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!
Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!
I've warned you before about breaking into random hotels...!!! "But it had a nice couch!! Or is that coach? | |||
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"I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!
Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!
I've warned you before about breaking into random hotels...!!!
But it had a nice couch!! Or is that coach? "It depends what you're planning on doing with it...? For lying down, go for the couch. For clocking therapists on the noggin, go for the coach | |||
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"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!
Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!
Is that so you can get the chicken in further
Excessive horniness seems to be bringing out my bad side
I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!
Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!
You may need a panel just to confirm they are happening correctly "funnily enough. .. We always seem to have an audience.... Don't know why! ?? | |||
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"Omg weirdos!! I've had three offers already!! one has offered his live chicken!!
Where's that couch? I need to lay down!!
Is that so you can get the chicken in further
Excessive horniness seems to be bringing out my bad side
I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!
Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!
You may need a panel just to confirm they are happening correctly
funnily enough. .. We always seem to have an audience.... Don't know why! ?? "It'll be your fancy dress...it always attracts a crowd | |||
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"I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!
Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!
I've warned you before about breaking into random hotels...!!!
But it had a nice couch!! Or is that coach?
It depends what you're planning on doing with it...? For lying down, go for the couch. For clocking therapists on the noggin, go for the coach "This thread has be pmsl!! The night porter will be knocking on my door to see if I'm ok!! I wonder if he's hot!! | |||
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"I'm lying naked in a hotel bed with no company!!! Grrrrrr and the best offer I've got is to stuff me with a live chicken!!! I'll need therapy after there days of this!!!
Mrs S you owe me lots of kisses now!!!!
I've warned you before about breaking into random hotels...!!!
But it had a nice couch!! Or is that coach?
It depends what you're planning on doing with it...? For lying down, go for the couch. For clocking therapists on the noggin, go for the coach
This thread has be pmsl!! The night porter will be knocking on my door to see if I'm ok!! I wonder if he's hot!! "One way to find out Ring the front desk and ask him what "room service" includes
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"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin
See, now you can't say that and then not say any more...! Further details are mandatory..."me. . Pink. . And kinky were sharing a room and getting ready for the Dublin m&g .. so we ordered some food to the room so we could eat at the same time. The door knocks and ..... | |||
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"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin "Phoarrrrrrrrr | |||
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"For miss kinky "I must not have paid my electric bill cos no one can turn me on at the min. Could someone come and test my sockets" All three of them "And up | |||
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"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin
Phoarrrrrrrrr "kinky would you care to be creative and finisht the story | |||
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"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin
See, now you can't say that and then not say any more...! Further details are mandatory...
me. . Pink. . And kinky were sharing a room and getting ready for the Dublin m&g .. so we ordered some food to the room so we could eat at the same time. The door knocks and ....."...in walks Batman? | |||
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"so do tell when u answered the door ))" I'm working on your status as we speak | |||
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"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin
See, now you can't say that and then not say any more...! Further details are mandatory...
me. . Pink. . And kinky were sharing a room and getting ready for the Dublin m&g .. so we ordered some food to the room so we could eat at the same time. The door knocks and .....
...in walks Batman? "now I'm doing muttley sniggers to myself !! | |||
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"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin
Phoarrrrrrrrr
kinky would you care to be creative and finisht the story "one must say who ever came in might of got the shock of there lufe lol | |||
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"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin
Phoarrrrrrrrr
kinky would you care to be creative and finisht the story "He braced himself at the door and manfully Carried the tray in and saved the day for two starving women and one giggler depositing it on my bed as all other surfaces were covered and then left the ladies to enjoy | |||
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"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin
See, now you can't say that and then not say any more...! Further details are mandatory...
me. . Pink. . And kinky were sharing a room and getting ready for the Dublin m&g .. so we ordered some food to the room so we could eat at the same time. The door knocks and .....
...in walks Batman?
now I'm doing muttley sniggers to myself !! "I had you more as the Penelope Pitstop... | |||
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"Ok.... Who's gonna be gentle
That's me out "o do be gentle ladies/gents first night on forum as asked by Mrs S all hints and tricks taken on board )) | |||
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"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin
Phoarrrrrrrrr
kinky would you care to be creative and finisht the story
He braced himself at the door and manfully Carried the tray in and saved the day for two starving women and one giggler depositing it on my bed as all other surfaces were covered and then left the ladies to enjoy "whilst one team around in her panties trying to find her glasses and hide when there was nowhere to hide. . Whilst the other two laughed their little cotton socks off. ..i evenutally lay down on the floor behind the bed | |||
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"Ok.... Who's gonna be gentle
That's me out
o do be gentle ladies/gents first night on forum
as asked by Mrs S
all hints and tricks taken on board ))"Lol I think Mrs S is working on your status and if you look at my previous entries for people you may be better sticking with hers | |||
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Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree | |||
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"Just ask kinky about the one that came into our room with dinner in Dublin
Phoarrrrrrrrr
kinky would you care to be creative and finisht the story
He braced himself at the door and manfully Carried the tray in and saved the day for two starving women and one giggler depositing it on my bed as all other surfaces were covered and then left the ladies to enjoy
whilst one team around in her panties trying to find her glasses and hide when there was nowhere to hide. . Whilst the other two laughed their little cotton socks off. ..i evenutally lay down on the floor behind the bed "Bless you and your panties...! lol I bet you were really just looking for chocolate buttons under the bed when you got down on the floor weren't you?? | |||
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"Genius thread! Count me in, but you must be exceedingly creative please! " I consider sex to be like a Mr Kipling cherry farewell. I would slowly lick the icing, burrowing down to the yummy goodness underneath before snapping up the cherry | |||
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"Ok.... Who's gonna be gentle
That's me out
o do be gentle ladies/gents first night on forum
as asked by Mrs S
all hints and tricks taken on board ))
Lol I think Mrs S is working on your status and if you look at my previous entries for people you may be better sticking with hers "so i can only guess the night in question was a fun night had by all but will the extra rib ticlers had by the room service | |||
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"So. .vols for doing fun's status and boreds status? ?" Thought you were going to do boreds status, I just did one for fun but don't know if he will get it all on lol | |||
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"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me. Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair
Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree "night sexyxxx | |||
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"Genius thread! Count me in, but you must be exceedingly creative please! I consider sex to be like a Mr Kipling cherry farewell. I would slowly lick the icing, burrowing down to the yummy goodness underneath before snapping up the cherry" | |||
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"So. .vols for doing fun's status and boreds status? ? Thought you were going to do boreds status, I just did one for fun but don't know if he will get it all on lol" why always Mr Kipplimg what does Mrs Kipplimg have to offer | |||
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"So. .vols for doing fun's status and boreds status? ? Thought you were going to do boreds status, I just did one for fun but don't know if he will get it all on lol" I was but thought maybe Mr fun should do it | |||
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"Genius thread! Count me in, but you must be exceedingly creative please! I consider sex to be like a Mr Kipling cherry farewell. I would slowly lick the icing, burrowing down to the yummy goodness underneath before snapping up the cherry "now Mr fun. . I'm putting Mr bored at your mercy. .. Be nice. . He's new to the forum and I have to have coffee with him soon so be kind! ! | |||
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"So. .vols for doing fun's status and boreds status? ? Thought you were going to do boreds status, I just did one for fun but don't know if he will get it all on lol why always Mr Kipplimg what does Mrs Kipplimg have to offer" I only did the one Mr Kipling for fun cos his entry referenced an exceedingly creative status which put me in mind of Mr kiplings saying of how he makes exceedingly good cakes | |||
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"So. .vols for doing fun's status and boreds status? ? Thought you were going to do boreds status, I just did one for fun but don't know if he will get it all on lol why always Mr Kipplimg what does Mrs Kipplimg have to offer I only did the one Mr Kipling for fun cos his ent referenced an exceedingly creative status which put me in mind of Mr kiplings saying of how he makes exceedingly good cakes" well if it was a choice between mr Apple pie and Mrs Cherry pie i think ill go with the Mrs pie | |||
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"So. .vols for doing fun's status and boreds status? ? Thought you were going to do boreds status, I just did one for fun but don't know if he will get it all on lol why always Mr Kipplimg what does Mrs Kipplimg have to offer I only did the one Mr Kipling for fun cos his entry referenced an exceedingly creative status which put me in mind of Mr kiplings saying of how he makes exceedingly good cakes" I swear I just went and are my last cherry bakewell!!!!!! I licked through the icing! Teased out the centre and sucked the cherry clean off the top! Before the pastry crumbled in my hands! Status done. Ps I really did get the cake and eat it! Had one left, love cherry bakewells! | |||
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"So. .vols for doing fun's status and boreds status? ? Thought you were going to do boreds status, I just did one for fun but don't know if he will get it all on lol why always Mr Kipplimg what does Mrs Kipplimg have to offer I only did the one Mr Kipling for fun cos his entry referenced an exceedingly creative status which put me in mind of Mr kiplings saying of how he makes exceedingly good cakes I swear I just went and are my last cherry bakewell!!!!!! I licked through the icing! Teased out the centre and sucked the cherry clean off the top! Before the pastry crumbled in my hands! Status done. Ps I really did get the cake and eat it! Had one left, love cherry bakewells! " Lol it was,actually pure luck that I picked the cherry bakewell one | |||
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"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me. Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair
Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree "I'm innocent I tell ya!! | |||
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"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me. Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair
Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree
I'm innocent I tell ya!! "Wasn't your status a Spitting Image song? | |||
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"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me. Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair
Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree
I'm innocent I tell ya!! "so was trying to think between icing on the cake or cheery on the top what would u ladies like most answers on a pist card )) | |||
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"Come on Mr bored. .. Get your status up! " You approve then! | |||
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"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me. Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair
Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree :
I'm innocent I tell ya!!
so was trying to think between icing on the cake
or cheery on the top
what would u ladies like most
answers on a pist card ))"then also do u add fresh cream or chocolate sauce very hard decision | |||
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"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me. Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair
Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree
I'm innocent I tell ya!!
Wasn't your status a Spitting Image song? "No idea but it has some guys on here spitting feathers!!! | |||
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"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me. Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair
Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree
I'm innocent I tell ya!!
Wasn't your status a Spitting Image song?
No idea but it has some guys on here spitting feathers!!! "so these guys have feathers to speak and wont speak without mubbling lol | |||
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"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me. Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair
Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree
I'm innocent I tell ya!! "innocent she says.....ahh give that girl a cabana boy. .. and she will. . | |||
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"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me. Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair
Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree
I'm innocent I tell ya!!
innocent she says.....ahh give that girl a cabana boy. .. and she will. . "You joining me with my cabana boy?? | |||
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"Awww feck it all...it's gone all late on me. Gotta be up in the morning so I'm going to have to bid you all goodnight, take my silky stockings and heave my sorry ass out of this coach...I mean, couch...I mean, chair
Gracias for the ritual humiliation - I hope I managed to return the favour at least to some degree
I'm innocent I tell ya!!
innocent she says.....ahh give that girl a cabana boy. .. and she will. . "i would like to find an innocent women on her who can say she can hold her head up an say not me im innocent lol | |||
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And what's funny is that no know can get back on this thread to disagree with me!!!
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