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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Iv just received probably the best chat up line to date..made me laugh literally out loud but made me smile also at the charm of it..
Any one have any that they can distinctively remember? ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Was asked yesterday if I had pet insurance as they wannted to destroy my Pussy WTF "
Ahhhh hahahaha unreal..thats deadly. I was asked..wait for it..
Hey are you a model think your in the wrong site..
I nearly pissed myself laughing. .sweet but seriously. .lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was asked yesterday if I had pet insurance as they wannted to destroy my Pussy WTF
Ahhhh hahahaha unreal..thats deadly. I was asked..wait for it..
Hey are you a model think your in the wrong site..
I nearly pissed myself laughing. .sweet but seriously. .lol "
a bit cheesy that one |
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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago
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Years ago I got
'Your eyes are like spanners...... Every time you look at me my nuts tighten'
We had a laugh and a drink but needless to say I didn't go anywhere near his nuts!!!
Miss Mcjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was asked yesterday if I had pet insurance as they wannted to destroy my Pussy WTF
Ahhhh hahahaha unreal..thats deadly. I was asked..wait for it..
Hey are you a model think your in the wrong site..
I nearly pissed myself laughing. .sweet but seriously. .lol "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Years ago I got
'Your eyes are like spanners...... Every time you look at me my nuts tighten'
We had a laugh and a drink but needless to say I didn't go anywhere near his nuts!!!
No one likes tight nuts lol..loose n full of juice is best lol
Miss Mcjoy "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Years ago I got
'Your eyes are like spanners...... Every time you look at me my nuts tighten'
We had a laugh and a drink but needless to say I didn't go anywhere near his nuts!!!
Miss Mcjoy "
Poor fella
Mayor Lotta  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always like the one where a lad says "feel my shirt, what material is it" and you say "I don't know" and he says "boyfriend material"
Cheesy ones that make me laugh are the best ones |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always like the one where a lad says "feel my shirt, what material is it" and you say "I don't know" and he says "boyfriend material"
Cheesy ones that make me laugh are the best ones"
Thats it I was drinking my tea at time an actually snorkeled it all over myself. .
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Was asked yesterday if I had pet insurance as they wannted to destroy my Pussy WTF
Ahhhh hahahaha unreal..thats deadly. I was asked..wait for it..
Hey are you a model think your in the wrong site..
I nearly pissed myself laughing. .sweet but seriously. .lol a bit cheesy that one "
A bit. .I snorkeled my tea all over myself. .funny though. .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do these chat up lines really work? under what circumstances?
no"
haha, thought so.
personally, I never used them, as I always found them silly, funny but silly...
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"do these chat up lines really work? under what circumstances?"
The only one that really works is do U fancy a shag I am in ur area accompanied by ten cock pics from different angles using beer bottles and sky remotes as a comparson |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do these chat up lines really work? under what circumstances?
The only one that really works is do U fancy a shag I am in ur area accompanied by ten cock pics from different angles using beer bottles and sky remotes as a comparson"
lol hahhhhahah,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go up to lady and say.....I saw you when you entered the bar you know you got a lot of looks.... you look stunning....you could have any guy here but I hope you keep me in mind..... |
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"Was asked yesterday if I had pet insurance as they wannted to destroy my Pussy WTF
Ahhhh hahahaha unreal..thats deadly. I was asked..wait for it..
Hey are you a model think your in the wrong site..
I nearly pissed myself laughing. .sweet but seriously. .lol "
Seriously, that is one of the poorest chat up lines I ever heard, and it made you nearly spill your tea! Come on over to mine and YOU WILL spill your tea!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you lie on your belly in bed?"
"Can I"
Or
"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven"
Or
"What time does the almighty have your curfew set, because Heaven must be missing an angel!"
Or
Stare into a girls eyes and say
"Im sorry, what did you say, I missed it as I was lost in your eyes"
never used em honest! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Was asked yesterday if I had pet insurance as they wannted to destroy my Pussy WTF
Ahhhh hahahaha unreal..thats deadly. I was asked..wait for it..
Hey are you a model think your in the wrong site..
I nearly pissed myself laughing. .sweet but seriously. .lol Seriously, that is one of the poorest chat up lines I ever heard, and it made you nearly spill your tea! Come on over to mine and YOU WILL spill your tea!! lol "
It made me snorkel my tea..lol
Ahh is that the best you can do??lol
Id rather not spill tea at all!! Anything better on offer to SPILL haha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Break yo self, gimmie yo god damn number"
This will only make sense if you've watched 'don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Break yo self, gimmie yo god damn number"
This will only make sense if you've watched 'don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood'"
I've seen it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Break yo self, gimmie yo god damn number"
This will only make sense if you've watched 'don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood'
I've seen it "
Then you know why its funny and that it works when accompanied by the handgun aimed at the head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Break yo self, gimmie yo god damn number"
This will only make sense if you've watched 'don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood'
I've seen it
Then you know why its funny and that it works when accompanied by the handgun aimed at the head "
He was right when he said he'd get her number lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Break yo self, gimmie yo god damn number"
This will only make sense if you've watched 'don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood'
I've seen it
Then you know why its funny and that it works when accompanied by the handgun aimed at the head
He was right when he said he'd get her number lol"
Indeed he did but did he really call her around 5? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Break yo self, gimmie yo god damn number"
This will only make sense if you've watched 'don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood'
I've seen it
Then you know why its funny and that it works when accompanied by the handgun aimed at the head
He was right when he said he'd get her number lol
Indeed he did but did he really call her around 5? "
Hahaha...only way to remember is to watch it again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Break yo self, gimmie yo god damn number"
This will only make sense if you've watched 'don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood'
I've seen it
Then you know why its funny and that it works when accompanied by the handgun aimed at the head
He was right when he said he'd get her number lol
Indeed he did but did he really call her around 5?
Hahaha...only way to remember is to watch it again"
I'd watch it purely for the 'do we have a problem' and 'hurry up and buy' scenes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"an old man struggled on his Zimmer frame into Reception where i used to work. When he reached the counter, he broke into a smile..& whispered to me "i wouldn't mind leaving my shoes under your bed!"
i burst out laughing & told him it was the best offer i had all day!  "
Pure genius! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Break yo self, gimmie yo god damn number"
This will only make sense if you've watched 'don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood'
I've seen it
Then you know why its funny and that it works when accompanied by the handgun aimed at the head
He was right when he said he'd get her number lol
Indeed he did but did he really call her around 5?
Hahaha...only way to remember is to watch it again
I'd watch it purely for the 'do we have a problem' and 'hurry up and buy' scenes "
Added on my to-do list for tomorrow...well later today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was asked yesterday if I had pet insurance as they wannted to destroy my Pussy WTF
Ahhhh hahahaha unreal..thats deadly. I was asked..wait for it..
Hey are you a model think your in the wrong site..
I nearly pissed myself laughing. .sweet but seriously. .lol "
Oh dear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Break yo self, gimmie yo god damn number"
This will only make sense if you've watched 'don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood'
I've seen it
Then you know why its funny and that it works when accompanied by the handgun aimed at the head
He was right when he said he'd get her number lol
Indeed he did but did he really call her around 5?
Hahaha...only way to remember is to watch it again
I'd watch it purely for the 'do we have a problem' and 'hurry up and buy' scenes
Added on my to-do list for tomorrow...well later today "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a great set of baps!
Sometimes funny ones work when you know they are doing it 'tongue in cheek' I love a good SOH gets me every time!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This was my favourite! Cheesy but those cocktails tasted sweeter!!
"My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a great set of baps!
Sometimes funny ones work when you know they are doing it 'tongue in cheek' I love a good SOH gets me every time!! "
Ya and it can also get you a right hook to the chin if she don't have the same SOH  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a great set of baps!
Sometimes funny ones work when you know they are doing it 'tongue in cheek' I love a good SOH gets me every time!!
Ya and it can also get you a right hook to the chin if she don't have the same SOH "
that's the chances ye take!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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True story! In a bar one night in Belfast with the girls. A rather attractive Italian guy says to my (very attractive) friend
"Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?"
Somehow with his sexy accent he got away with it! She had fun for three weeks with her Italian Stallion!!
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