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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right us single guys get a hard time on here with no credit for our troubles. It's not easy being a single guy entertaining so many ladies. I'm sick of changing the sheets on my bed for every meet I have, its just not something I enjoy but obviously it has to be done to keep the ladies happy.
I think there needs to be a bit of team work here. If the ladies expect it surely they should offer a fab dry cleaning service? If I could avail of such a service I'm sure I could fit more meets in due to less time spent at the washing machine......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I didn't bother reading the long winded post but got the gist i think. Thanks bud I've been looking for somebody to do my washing, I'll drop it down tomorrow  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I didn't bother reading the long winded post but got the gist i think. Thanks bud I've been looking for somebody to do my washing, I'll drop it down tomorrow "
No worries pal I don't mind being the collection point for all the fit fab laundry service ladies to come and pick it up from here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I didn't bother reading the long winded post but got the gist i think. Thanks bud I've been looking for somebody to do my washing, I'll drop it down tomorrow
No worries pal I don't mind being the collection point for all the fit fab laundry service ladies to come and pick it up from here "
Then you'll wake up and have your frosties |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I didn't bother reading the long winded post but got the gist i think. Thanks bud I've been looking for somebody to do my washing, I'll drop it down tomorrow
No worries pal I don't mind being the collection point for all the fit fab laundry service ladies to come and pick it up from here
Then you'll wake up and have your frosties "
Coco pops here, they turn the milk brown  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I didn't bother reading the long winded post but got the gist i think. Thanks bud I've been looking for somebody to do my washing, I'll drop it down tomorrow
No worries pal I don't mind being the collection point for all the fit fab laundry service ladies to come and pick it up from here
Then you'll wake up and have your frosties
Coco pops here, they turn the milk brown "
I'm a weetabix man myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I didn't bother reading the long winded post but got the gist i think. Thanks bud I've been looking for somebody to do my washing, I'll drop it down tomorrow
No worries pal I don't mind being the collection point for all the fit fab laundry service ladies to come and pick it up from here
Then you'll wake up and have your frosties
Coco pops here, they turn the milk brown "
Don't they do coco nuggets now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I didn't bother reading the long winded post but got the gist i think. Thanks bud I've been looking for somebody to do my washing, I'll drop it down tomorrow
No worries pal I don't mind being the collection point for all the fit fab laundry service ladies to come and pick it up from here
Then you'll wake up and have your frosties
Coco pops here, they turn the milk brown
Don't they do coco nuggets now"
I'm quite sure there was a nugget specialist on here the other day, I missed nothing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhh my irony is obviously gone missing on the ladies lol
I thought it was funny 
Wanna wash my sheets lol
Pmsl.......not sure if I could keep up with your meets "
It's all a facade, 3 times a week would be enough |
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"Ohhh my irony is obviously gone missing on the ladies lol
I thought it was funny
Wanna wash my sheets lol
Pmsl.......not sure if I could keep up with your meets
It's all a facade, 3 times a week would be enough "
And what pleasure would I get out of it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhh my irony is obviously gone missing on the ladies lol
I thought it was funny
Wanna wash my sheets lol
Pmsl.......not sure if I could keep up with your meets
It's all a facade, 3 times a week would be enough
And what pleasure would I get out of it "
Crisp clean fresh smelling sheets, there's just something about the smell don't ya think? |
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"Ohhh my irony is obviously gone missing on the ladies lol
I thought it was funny
Wanna wash my sheets lol
Pmsl.......not sure if I could keep up with your meets
It's all a facade, 3 times a week would be enough
And what pleasure would I get out of it
Crisp clean fresh smelling sheets, there's just something about the smell don't ya think? "
Can get that when I wash my own.....lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhh my irony is obviously gone missing on the ladies lol
I thought it was funny
Wanna wash my sheets lol
Pmsl.......not sure if I could keep up with your meets
It's all a facade, 3 times a week would be enough
And what pleasure would I get out of it
Crisp clean fresh smelling sheets, there's just something about the smell don't ya think?
Can get that when I wash my own.....lol"
Did I not mention at the start of the thread how I would reward the kind volunteers for their time |
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"Ohhh my irony is obviously gone missing on the ladies lol
I thought it was funny
Wanna wash my sheets lol
Pmsl.......not sure if I could keep up with your meets
It's all a facade, 3 times a week would be enough
And what pleasure would I get out of it
Crisp clean fresh smelling sheets, there's just something about the smell don't ya think?
Can get that when I wash my own.....lol
Did I not mention at the start of the thread how I would reward the kind volunteers for their time "
So I join the queue and have extra sheets to wash......how can a girl refuse.....xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhh my irony is obviously gone missing on the ladies lol
I thought it was funny
Wanna wash my sheets lol
Pmsl.......not sure if I could keep up with your meets
It's all a facade, 3 times a week would be enough
And what pleasure would I get out of it
Crisp clean fresh smelling sheets, there's just something about the smell don't ya think?
Can get that when I wash my own.....lol
Did I not mention at the start of the thread how I would reward the kind volunteers for their time
So I join the queue and have extra sheets to wash......how can a girl refuse.....xxxx "
Your the first and only volunteer, lucky you lol |
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"Ohhh my irony is obviously gone missing on the ladies lol
I thought it was funny
Wanna wash my sheets lol
Pmsl.......not sure if I could keep up with your meets
It's all a facade, 3 times a week would be enough
And what pleasure would I get out of it
Crisp clean fresh smelling sheets, there's just something about the smell don't ya think?
Can get that when I wash my own.....lol
Did I not mention at the start of the thread how I would reward the kind volunteers for their time
So I join the queue and have extra sheets to wash......how can a girl refuse.....xxxx
Your the first and only volunteer, lucky you lol "
Pmsl.......have I volunteered? Not sure if I like the terms yet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhh my irony is obviously gone missing on the ladies lol
I thought it was funny
Wanna wash my sheets lol
Pmsl.......not sure if I could keep up with your meets
It's all a facade, 3 times a week would be enough
And what pleasure would I get out of it
Crisp clean fresh smelling sheets, there's just something about the smell don't ya think?
Can get that when I wash my own.....lol
Did I not mention at the start of the thread how I would reward the kind volunteers for their time
So I join the queue and have extra sheets to wash......how can a girl refuse.....xxxx
Your the first and only volunteer, lucky you lol
Pmsl.......have I volunteered? Not sure if I like the terms yet "
Let me know when your committed to the cause and I'll fill you in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right us single guys get a hard time on here with no credit for our troubles. It's not easy being a single guy entertaining so many ladies. I'm sick of changing the sheets on my bed for every meet I have, its just not something I enjoy but obviously it has to be done to keep the ladies happy.
I think there needs to be a bit of team work here. If the ladies expect it surely they should offer a fab dry cleaning service? If I could avail of such a service I'm sure I could fit more meets in due to less time spent at the washing machine...... "
WIFE
Washing
Ironing
Fucking
Etcetera
ps I'm not offering btw
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right us single guys get a hard time on here with no credit for our troubles. It's not easy being a single guy entertaining so many ladies. I'm sick of changing the sheets on my bed for every meet I have, its just not something I enjoy but obviously it has to be done to keep the ladies happy.
I think there needs to be a bit of team work here. If the ladies expect it surely they should offer a fab dry cleaning service? If I could avail of such a service I'm sure I could fit more meets in due to less time spent at the washing machine......
WIFE
Washing
Ironing
Fucking
Etcetera
ps I'm not offering btw
"
I'm intrigued by the etcetera????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right us single guys get a hard time on here with no credit for our troubles. It's not easy being a single guy entertaining so many ladies. I'm sick of changing the sheets on my bed for every meet I have, its just not something I enjoy but obviously it has to be done to keep the ladies happy.
I think there needs to be a bit of team work here. If the ladies expect it surely they should offer a fab dry cleaning service? If I could avail of such a service I'm sure I could fit more meets in due to less time spent at the washing machine......
WIFE
Washing
Ironing
Fucking
Etcetera
ps I'm not offering btw
I'm intrigued by the etcetera????? "
That's the bit that got me divorced  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right us single guys get a hard time on here with no credit for our troubles. It's not easy being a single guy entertaining so many ladies. I'm sick of changing the sheets on my bed for every meet I have, its just not something I enjoy but obviously it has to be done to keep the ladies happy.
I think there needs to be a bit of team work here. If the ladies expect it surely they should offer a fab dry cleaning service? If I could avail of such a service I'm sure I could fit more meets in due to less time spent at the washing machine......
WIFE
Washing
Ironing
Fucking
Etcetera
ps I'm not offering btw
I'm intrigued by the etcetera?????
That's the bit that got me divorced "
Good job I'm not looking to get married lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right us single guys get a hard time on here with no credit for our troubles. It's not easy being a single guy entertaining so many ladies. I'm sick of changing the sheets on my bed for every meet I have, its just not something I enjoy but obviously it has to be done to keep the ladies happy.
I think there needs to be a bit of team work here. If the ladies expect it surely they should offer a fab dry cleaning service? If I could avail of such a service I'm sure I could fit more meets in due to less time spent at the washing machine......
WIFE
Washing
Ironing
Fucking
Etcetera
ps I'm not offering btw
I'm intrigued by the etcetera?????
That's the bit that got me divorced
Good job I'm not looking to get married lol "
So you're not gonna tie the knot anytime soon then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right us single guys get a hard time on here with no credit for our troubles. It's not easy being a single guy entertaining so many ladies. I'm sick of changing the sheets on my bed for every meet I have, its just not something I enjoy but obviously it has to be done to keep the ladies happy.
I think there needs to be a bit of team work here. If the ladies expect it surely they should offer a fab dry cleaning service? If I could avail of such a service I'm sure I could fit more meets in due to less time spent at the washing machine......
WIFE
Washing
Ironing
Fucking
Etcetera
ps I'm not offering btw
I'm intrigued by the etcetera?????
That's the bit that got me divorced
Good job I'm not looking to get married lol
So you're not gonna tie the knot anytime soon then? "
Slip knots are ok, easy to get out of  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you never give a damn in the first place
Maybe it's time you had the tables turned
'Cause in the interest of all involved I got the problem solved
And the verdict is guilty...
Man nearly killed me
Steppin' where you fear to tread
Stop, drop and roll - you were dead from the get-go!
Big mouth fucker stupid cocksucker
Are you scared of me now? Then you're dumber than I thought
Always is and never was
Foundation made of piss and vinegar
Step to me, I'll smear ya - think I fear ya? Bullshit!
Just another dumb punk chompin' at this shit
Is there any way to break through the noise?
Was it something that I said that got you bent?
Gotta be that way if you want it
Sanity, literal profanity - hit me!
Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out
Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out
Maybe it's the way you gotta spread a lotta rumor fodder
Keepin' all your little spies and leavin' when you realize
Step up, fairy
I guess it's time to bury your ass with the chrome straight to the dome
You heard me right, bitch, I didn't stutter
And if you know what's good just shut up and beg, brother
Back stab - don't you know who you're dissin'?
Side swipe - we know the ass that you're kissin'!
Biggity-biggidy bitch boy, halfway hauser
Don't hear shit 'cause it keeps gettin' louder
Come up and get a face full o'tactic
Lippin' off hard, goin' home in a basket
You got no pull, no power, no nothin'
Now you start shit? Well ain't that somethin'?
Payoffs don't protect and you can hide if you want
But I'll find you - comin' up behind you!
Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out
Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out
'Bout time I set this record straight
Cause' all the needlenose punchin' is makin' me irate
Sick o' my bitchin' fallin' on deaf ears
Where you gonna be in the next five years?
The crew and all the fools and all the politics
Get your lips ready, gonna gag, gonna make you sick
You got dick when they passed out the good stuff
Bam - Are you sick of me?
Good enough - had enough
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies!
Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out
Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is spit you out
Spit, spit
Spit, spit
Spit it out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you never give a damn in the first place
Maybe it's time you had the tables turned
'Cause in the interest of all involved I got the problem solved
And the verdict is guilty...
Man nearly killed me
Steppin' where you fear to tread
Stop, drop and roll - you were dead from the get-go!
Big mouth fucker stupid cocksucker
Are you scared of me now? Then you're dumber than I thought
Always is and never was
Foundation made of piss and vinegar
Step to me, I'll smear ya - think I fear ya? Bullshit!
Just another dumb punk chompin' at this shit
Is there any way to break through the noise?
Was it something that I said that got you bent?
Gotta be that way if you want it
Sanity, literal profanity - hit me!
Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out
Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out
Maybe it's the way you gotta spread a lotta rumor fodder
Keepin' all your little spies and leavin' when you realize
Step up, fairy
I guess it's time to bury your ass with the chrome straight to the dome
You heard me right, bitch, I didn't stutter
And if you know what's good just shut up and beg, brother
Back stab - don't you know who you're dissin'?
Side swipe - we know the ass that you're kissin'!
Biggity-biggidy bitch boy, halfway hauser
Don't hear shit 'cause it keeps gettin' louder
Come up and get a face full o'tactic
Lippin' off hard, goin' home in a basket
You got no pull, no power, no nothin'
Now you start shit? Well ain't that somethin'?
Payoffs don't protect and you can hide if you want
But I'll find you - comin' up behind you!
Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out
Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out
'Bout time I set this record straight
Cause' all the needlenose punchin' is makin' me irate
Sick o' my bitchin' fallin' on deaf ears
Where you gonna be in the next five years?
The crew and all the fools and all the politics
Get your lips ready, gonna gag, gonna make you sick
You got dick when they passed out the good stuff
Bam - Are you sick of me?
Good enough - had enough
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies!
Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out
Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is spit you out
Spit, spit
Spit, spit
Spit it out"
Bet your happier now you got that off your chest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love crisp clean cotton sheets..... But no. . Not offering to do your laundry Mr duffer.... Good to see ya back! ! I missed you and your errmm..... sensible intelligent posts! "
Well I do pride myself on injecting some hi brow discussions on the forums |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Love crisp clean cotton sheets..... But no. . Not offering to do your laundry Mr duffer.... Good to see ya back! ! I missed you and your errmm..... sensible intelligent posts! "
Are clean crisp cotton sheets preferable to used crispy cotton sheets? |
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"Love crisp clean cotton sheets..... But no. . Not offering to do your laundry Mr duffer.... Good to see ya back! ! I missed you and your errmm..... sensible intelligent posts!
Are clean crisp cotton sheets preferable to used crispy cotton sheets?"
definitely nikki lol.... Don't ya love it after a long hot pampering shower and you crawl into bed and the sheets are lovely and fresh esp in a nice hotel. ...mmm hotel sex... Note my mind is wandering lol... It's your fault! |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"Love crisp clean cotton sheets..... But no. . Not offering to do your laundry Mr duffer.... Good to see ya back! ! I missed you and your errmm..... sensible intelligent posts!
Are clean crisp cotton sheets preferable to used crispy cotton sheets?
definitely nikki lol.... Don't ya love it after a long hot pampering shower and youths crawl into bed and the sheets are lovely and fresh esp in a nice hotel. ...mmm hotel sex... Note my mind is wandering lol... It's your fault! "
Buy one of those UV lights to really check how clean your hotel sheets are...lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love crisp clean cotton sheets..... But no. . Not offering to do your laundry Mr duffer.... Good to see ya back! ! I missed you and your errmm..... sensible intelligent posts!
Are clean crisp cotton sheets preferable to used crispy cotton sheets?
definitely nikki lol.... Don't ya love it after a long hot pampering shower and youths crawl into bed and the sheets are lovely and fresh esp in a nice hotel. ...mmm hotel sex... Note my mind is wandering lol... It's your fault!
Buy one of those UV lights to really check how clean your hotel sheets are...lol "
Awwwww now don't spoil it!!!  |
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