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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right so the lads on here will prob have had this happen to them before but even if ye haven't lads thought I'd share my embarrassing tale. So I'm in work today mindin me own workin on a spreadsheet next thing I know out of no where I'm getting hard right ..... I think no problem I'm sitting down at a desk 5 mins goes by and me cock is still standing to attention doing the best impersonation of a flag pole he possibly can right and the boss walks over I'm thinking In me head ask me anything ye want ...... Just don't ask me to get up ! Of course he says can I borrow ye for a minute ..... I'm thinkin aaaaaahhhh no ! So I say yeah no problem il just finish what I'm doing and il be in to ye ...he says ah it will only take a second I say yeah il be in to ye in 2 mins .... He says nah come now I'm thinkin fuck so I have to say no Derek I'm busy il be in when I'm finished he says right I want a word in my office NOW and the funny thing is at this stage the flags not even at half mast anymore ! FUCK SAKE ! So I had to go in and try to explain why I was so rude ! All cos Me lad has a mind of his own ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I farted in the girls face gettin waxed before worst moment of my life "
Lmao Jeez that must have been mega embarrassing hun what did the woman say or was she out for the count  |
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I went for a Chinese massage in Tallaght a few years ago, which included a happy ending. When I shot my load it fired up in the air like a rocket, and didn't come back down. The poor masseuse was trying to figure out where it went and as she looked up at the light shade a big blob of it dropped straight onto her face. She was not impressed!  |
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"I farted in the girls face gettin waxed before worst moment of my life
Oh dear ! Hahahaha oh my god haha what did she say ! "
we jus laughed for about 15 mins I couldn't stop sayin sorry poor girl think she was more mortified than I was haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I farted in the girls face gettin waxed before worst moment of my life
Oh dear ! Hahahaha oh my god haha what did she say ! we jus laughed for about 15 mins I couldn't stop sayin sorry poor girl think she was more mortified than I was haha"
Now THAT is embarrassing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I farted in the girls face gettin waxed before worst moment of my life
Oh dear ! Hahahaha oh my god haha what did she say ! we jus laughed for about 15 mins I couldn't stop sayin sorry poor girl think she was more mortified than I was haha"
I am impressed. This must have been so embarrassing and a funny moment at the same time. A story to tell each Christmas. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right so the lads on here will prob have had this happen to them before but even if ye haven't lads thought I'd share my embarrassing tale. So I'm in work today mindin me own workin on a spreadsheet next thing I know out of no where I'm getting hard right ..... I think no problem I'm sitting down at a desk 5 mins goes by and me cock is still standing to attention doing the best impersonation of a flag pole he possibly can right and the boss walks over I'm thinking In me head ask me anything ye want ...... Just don't ask me to get up ! Of course he says can I borrow ye for a minute ..... I'm thinkin aaaaaahhhh no ! So I say yeah no problem il just finish what I'm doing and il be in to ye ...he says ah it will only take a second I say yeah il be in to ye in 2 mins .... He says nah come now I'm thinkin fuck so I have to say no Derek I'm busy il be in when I'm finished he says right I want a word in my office NOW and the funny thing is at this stage the flags not even at half mast anymore ! FUCK SAKE ! So I had to go in and try to explain why I was so rude ! All cos Me lad has a mind of his own ! "
I usually just tuck mine under my belt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got a hard on in school and the teacher asks to stand up and read my story, I tried say it wasn't done but she wasn't letting me off, n if I didn't stand up I was getting detention , so I said no n she gave me 2days, neithless to say I wasn't long goin soft after that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It was that Lycra wax it's suppose to be pain free she started with my leg up I wasn't expectin it to be sore pain free my arse haha "
literally lol,Jesus hope that never happens to me
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By *hiIIMan
over a year ago
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Tense your quads as much as you can. Apparently it draws blood from wherever it can (ie. your cock) so your erection goes down. Works for me the odd time I got an old NRB. Whether it's placebo or not I have no idea though... |
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