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over a year ago
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Some ladies love it, some ladies don't. I lady I was with couldn't get enough of it but a lady i was with recently screamed so hard the neighbours were banging at the walls telling us to shut up. Wankers.Lol So ladies who's for it and who's not? |
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over a year ago
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"I'm assuming you don't mean being burgled!!
Nah I'm not assuming burgled. That's totally wrong. What I'm on about is right. "
No idea what you're on about! Another one who misses the irony ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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"I'm assuming you don't mean being burgled!!
Nah I'm not assuming burgled. That's totally wrong. What I'm on about is right.
No idea what you're on about! Another one who misses the irony "
Get a sledgehammer and bang your back door down. Simples |
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"I'm assuming you don't mean being burgled!!
Nah I'm not assuming burgled. That's totally wrong. What I'm on about is right.
No idea what you're on about! Another one who misses the irony
Get a sledgehammer and bang your back door down. Simples"
Go ahead! Mine's electrified! Hope you like electric shock therapy ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm assuming you don't mean being burgled!!
Nah I'm not assuming burgled. That's totally wrong. What I'm on about is right.
No idea what you're on about! Another one who misses the irony
Get a sledgehammer and bang your back door down. Simples
Go ahead! Mine's electrified! Hope you like electric shock therapy "
There's nothing more shocking than electricity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm assuming you don't mean being burgled!!
Nah I'm not assuming burgled. That's totally wrong. What I'm on about is right.
No idea what you're on about! Another one who misses the irony
Get a sledgehammer and bang your back door down. Simples
Go ahead! Mine's electrified! Hope you like electric shock therapy
There's nothing more shocking than electricity"
I think you might top that even! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm assuming you don't mean being burgled!!
Nah I'm not assuming burgled. That's totally wrong. What I'm on about is right.
No idea what you're on about! Another one who misses the irony
Get a sledgehammer and bang your back door down. Simples
Go ahead! Mine's electrified! Hope you like electric shock therapy
There's nothing more shocking than electricity
I think you might top that even! "
Of course I could. There's more energy in me than electricty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm assuming you don't mean being burgled!!
Nah I'm not assuming burgled. That's totally wrong. What I'm on about is right.
No idea what you're on about! Another one who misses the irony
Get a sledgehammer and bang your back door down. Simples
Go ahead! Mine's electrified! Hope you like electric shock therapy
There's nothing more shocking than electricity
I think you might top that even!
Of course I could. There's more energy in me than electricty"
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"Now I now what my da ment wen he use be shoutin outside if ya don't let me in I'll smash ur back door haha
Hahaha that's so wrong on so many levels!" haha should of said to my ma on that before people start thinkin I was abused as a child haha |
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"Now I now what my da ment wen he use be shoutin outside if ya don't let me in I'll smash ur back door haha
Hahaha that's so wrong on so many levels! haha should of said to my ma on that before people start thinkin I was abused as a child haha "
Phew!,,,,, some of those levels are now cleared up n saves me contacting social services although imagine if ya heard your ol folk getting on like that, puke.... Lol! ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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"Now I now what my da ment wen he use be shoutin outside if ya don't let me in I'll smash ur back door haha
Hahaha that's so wrong on so many levels! haha should of said to my ma on that before people start thinkin I was abused as a child haha
Phew!,,,,, some of those levels are now cleared up n saves me contacting social services although imagine if ya heard your ol folk getting on like that, puke.... Lol! " oh god I did wen I was younger was nasty plus my ma has a better sex life than I do now she's always meetin people off plenty of fish an all makes me sick she's off her head wouldn't suprise me if she was on here either haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is there not a nicer way too put that into context no lol"
Sorry but No. the main emphasis is on the back door and I don't have another name for the back door |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there not a nicer way too put that into context no lol
Sorry but No. the main emphasis is on the back door and I don't have another name for the back door"
Asshole! not you the alternative word |
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"Now I now what my da ment wen he use be shoutin outside if ya don't let me in I'll smash ur back door haha
Hahaha that's so wrong on so many levels! haha should of said to my ma on that before people start thinkin I was abused as a child haha
Phew!,,,,, some of those levels are now cleared up n saves me contacting social services although imagine if ya heard your ol folk getting on like that, puke.... Lol! oh god I did wen I was younger was nasty plus my ma has a better sex life than I do now she's always meetin people off plenty of fish an all makes me sick she's off her head wouldn't suprise me if she was on here either haha "
N there was me thinking from what all hear on these threads love to meet you Mmh maybe it's the head woman then should be looking for lol!!, imagine your mum on here priceless! |
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"Now I now what my da ment wen he use be shoutin outside if ya don't let me in I'll smash ur back door haha
Hahaha that's so wrong on so many levels! haha should of said to my ma on that before people start thinkin I was abused as a child haha
Phew!,,,,, some of those levels are now cleared up n saves me contacting social services although imagine if ya heard your ol folk getting on like that, puke.... Lol! oh god I did wen I was younger was nasty plus my ma has a better sex life than I do now she's always meetin people off plenty of fish an all makes me sick she's off her head wouldn't suprise me if she was on here either haha
N there was me thinking from what all hear on these threads love to meet you Mmh maybe it's the head woman then should be looking for lol!!, imagine your mum on here priceless! " it wouldn't even be funny she knows I'm into girls she does be always askin me is it much different I do be like eww ma stop talkin haha |
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I hate that phrase it sounds like you want to beat the fuck out of someone, and sounds like something a 15 yr old boy would say when lying about what action he got lol |
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"Now I now what my da ment wen he use be shoutin outside if ya don't let me in I'll smash ur back door haha
Hahaha that's so wrong on so many levels! haha should of said to my ma on that before people start thinkin I was abused as a child haha
Phew!,,,,, some of those levels are now cleared up n saves me contacting social services although imagine if ya heard your ol folk getting on like that, puke.... Lol! oh god I did wen I was younger was nasty plus my ma has a better sex life than I do now she's always meetin people off plenty of fish an all makes me sick she's off her head wouldn't suprise me if she was on here either haha
N there was me thinking from what all hear on these threads love to meet you Mmh maybe it's the head woman then should be looking for lol!!, imagine your mum on here priceless! it wouldn't even be funny she knows I'm into girls she does be always askin me is it much different I do be like eww ma stop talkin haha "
21st mother daughter relationship here lol!, right that's it I'm away to bed with messed up thoughts on family life now, thanks Ash lol! ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"Now I now what my da ment wen he use be shoutin outside if ya don't let me in I'll smash ur back door haha
Hahaha that's so wrong on so many levels! haha should of said to my ma on that before people start thinkin I was abused as a child haha
Phew!,,,,, some of those levels are now cleared up n saves me contacting social services although imagine if ya heard your ol folk getting on like that, puke.... Lol! oh god I did wen I was younger was nasty plus my ma has a better sex life than I do now she's always meetin people off plenty of fish an all makes me sick she's off her head wouldn't suprise me if she was on here either haha
N there was me thinking from what all hear on these threads love to meet you Mmh maybe it's the head woman then should be looking for lol!!, imagine your mum on here priceless! it wouldn't even be funny she knows I'm into girls she does be always askin me is it much different I do be like eww ma stop talkin haha
21st mother daughter relationship here lol!, right that's it I'm away to bed with messed up thoughts on family life now, thanks Ash lol! " haha ur welcome same time tomorrow? Haha night |
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"Now I now what my da ment wen he use be shoutin outside if ya don't let me in I'll smash ur back door haha
Hahaha that's so wrong on so many levels! haha should of said to my ma on that before people start thinkin I was abused as a child haha
Phew!,,,,, some of those levels are now cleared up n saves me contacting social services although imagine if ya heard your ol folk getting on like that, puke.... Lol! oh god I did wen I was younger was nasty plus my ma has a better sex life than I do now she's always meetin people off plenty of fish an all makes me sick she's off her head wouldn't suprise me if she was on here either haha
N there was me thinking from what all hear on these threads love to meet you Mmh maybe it's the head woman then should be looking for lol!!, imagine your mum on here priceless! it wouldn't even be funny she knows I'm into girls she does be always askin me is it much different I do be like eww ma stop talkin haha
21st mother daughter relationship here lol!, right that's it I'm away to bed with messed up thoughts on family life now, thanks Ash lol! haha ur welcome same time tomorrow? Haha night "
I know night owls but nearly afraid on the topic if going to beat this one, well never had a mother n daughter jump me lol! Well actually had an offer in a bar in Belfast but were scary so ran lol!
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"Now I now what my da ment wen he use be shoutin outside if ya don't let me in I'll smash ur back door haha
Hahaha that's so wrong on so many levels! haha should of said to my ma on that before people start thinkin I was abused as a child haha
Phew!,,,,, some of those levels are now cleared up n saves me contacting social services although imagine if ya heard your ol folk getting on like that, puke.... Lol! oh god I did wen I was younger was nasty plus my ma has a better sex life than I do now she's always meetin people off plenty of fish an all makes me sick she's off her head wouldn't suprise me if she was on here either haha
N there was me thinking from what all hear on these threads love to meet you Mmh maybe it's the head woman then should be looking for lol!!, imagine your mum on here priceless! it wouldn't even be funny she knows I'm into girls she does be always askin me is it much different I do be like eww ma stop talkin haha
21st mother daughter relationship here lol!, right that's it I'm away to bed with messed up thoughts on family life now, thanks Ash lol! haha ur welcome same time tomorrow? Haha night
I know night owls but nearly afraid on the topic if going to beat this one, well never had a mother n daughter jump me lol! Well actually had an offer in a bar in Belfast but were scary so ran lol!
Nite or is it good morning! " oh god that's just nasty haha i think it's ok to call it night another hour before the stupit birds start haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there not a nicer way too put that into context no lol
Sorry but No. the main emphasis is on the back door and I don't have another name for the back door" well thats lovely ha maybe other words like glide or slide too smash sounds a wee bit better too me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is there not a nicer way too put that into context no lol
Sorry but No. the main emphasis is on the back door and I don't have another name for the back door well thats lovely ha maybe other words like glide or slide too smash sounds a wee bit better too me"
glide and slide are lovely words too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now I now what my da ment wen he use be shoutin outside if ya don't let me in I'll smash ur back door haha
Hahaha that's so wrong on so many levels! haha should of said to my ma on that before people start thinkin I was abused as a child haha
Phew!,,,,, some of those levels are now cleared up n saves me contacting social services although imagine if ya heard your ol folk getting on like that, puke.... Lol! oh god I did wen I was younger was nasty plus my ma has a better sex life than I do now she's always meetin people off plenty of fish an all makes me sick she's off her head wouldn't suprise me if she was on here either haha "
What's your mams name on pof???. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I hate that phrase it sounds like you want to beat the fuck out of someone, and sounds like something a 15 yr old boy would say when lying about what action he got lol"
Sorry if your misinterpreting the situation. i never want to beat the fuck into anyone, just beat the fuck into back doors |
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"Now I now what my da ment wen he use be shoutin outside if ya don't let me in I'll smash ur back door haha
Hahaha that's so wrong on so many levels! haha should of said to my ma on that before people start thinkin I was abused as a child haha
Phew!,,,,, some of those levels are now cleared up n saves me contacting social services although imagine if ya heard your ol folk getting on like that, puke.... Lol! oh god I did wen I was younger was nasty plus my ma has a better sex life than I do now she's always meetin people off plenty of fish an all makes me sick she's off her head wouldn't suprise me if she was on here either haha
What's your mams name on pof???. " haha beavy u stay away from my ma haha |
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By *ceryMan
over a year ago
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"I'm assuming you don't mean being burgled!!
He does in a way I guess
I dread to think what you keep up there that's worth stealing??!!
Heaven knows "
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