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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Don't you people ever sleep??

I've to be up in 6hrs need help getting over to sleep

All (reasonable/sensible) tips welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you people ever sleep??

I've to be up in 6hrs need help getting over to sleep

All (reasonable/sensible) tips welcome "

welcome to fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Up at 7.20 ish. will catch up at the weekend.

Unless someone local is having a party.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Took me 3 goes to get that posted, must be time for bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I shall sleep soon. I think I'm a tad nocturnal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in work so might aswell say I'm paid to be here lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman over a year ago

DUBLIN

I drank coffee a half hour ago wasn't a good idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I shall sleep soon. I think I'm a tad nocturnal.

Does that mean that you like curling up in a foetal position in the corner?

oh sorry wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I drank coffee a half hour ago wasn't a good idea "

Decaf right??

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By *0shadesofashWoman over a year ago

DUBLIN

"I drank coffee a half hour ago wasn't a good idea

Decaf right?? "
nope cause a smart person would of done that haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I shall sleep soon. I think I'm a tad nocturnal.

Does that mean that you like curling up in a foetal position in the corner?

oh sorry wrong thread

Now you mention it.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I drank coffee a half hour ago wasn't a good idea

Decaf right?? nope cause a smart person would of done that haha "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We just have weird sleeping patterns, if we were insomniacs we would be knackered, in bed, eyes closed, but still not able to sleep. We would be too tired for this carry on so late x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We just have weird sleeping patterns, if we were insomniacs we would be knackered, in bed, eyes closed, but still not able to sleep. We would be too tired for this carry on so late x"

Not what the Polysomnograph shows

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am Dracula

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am Dracula

You suck

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I am Dracula

You suck

Sorry, I meant Count Duckula

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By *0shadesofashWoman over a year ago

DUBLIN

"I am Dracula

You suck

Sorry, I meant Count Duckula

"
do u quack aswel as suck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am Dracula

You suck

Sorry, I meant Count Duckula

Now you're just uber cool, where's nanny and Igor?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am Dracula

You suck

Sorry, I meant Count Duckula

do u quack aswel as suck?

Now that's what ya call Multitalented

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I am Dracula

You suck

Sorry, I meant Count Duckula

do u quack aswel as suck?

Only on, ahem, "special occasions"

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By *0shadesofashWoman over a year ago

DUBLIN

"I am Dracula

You suck

Sorry, I meant Count Duckula

do u quack aswel as suck?

Only on, ahem, "special occasions"

"
Is it like one of them awkward moments wen u sneeze and it comes out ur nose? Haha

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Now you're just uber cool, where's nanny and Igor?"

Igor Stimac is somewhat of a god at Derby County.

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

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By *0shadesofashWoman over a year ago

DUBLIN

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

"
make sure to rest inbetween cocks haha

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am Dracula

You suck

Sorry, I meant Count Duckula

do u quack aswel as suck?

Only on, ahem, "special occasions"

Is it like one of them awkward moments wen u sneeze and a little man comes out of ur nose? Haha "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Its as well Dave is driving Friday with all the fields she'll have to pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We will never sleep

Sleep is for the weak

We will never rest

Till we're all fucking dead

Oh this isn't the lyrics thread maybe should sleep our self's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We will never sleep

Sleep is for the weak

We will never rest

Till we're all fucking dead

Oh this isn't the lyrics thread maybe should sleep our self's"

Aye these are wanted next door

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don't cope well on 4hrs sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can do 3 hours a night and then up and adam.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can do 3 hours a night and then up and adam."

Lucky "adam"!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yea suffer from it badly sometimes even worst when im horny lol.

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By *0shadesofashWoman over a year ago

DUBLIN

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

"
haha I think I'm over them

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By *0shadesofashWoman over a year ago

DUBLIN

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Its as well Dave is driving Friday with all the fields she'll have to pass

"
I'll hav to be good cause laid backs gonna be in the car aswel haha

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

Insomnia is a pain! That's why I'm often in the forums chatting. .. like Maggie Thatcher I cope easily on little sleep.... But I don't look like her. . Honest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Its as well Dave is driving Friday with all the fields she'll have to pass

I'll hav to be a good little lamb laid baaaaaaaaaacks gonna be in the boot of the car with Duffer in the front seat helping Dave change the gears aswel haha "
Really Mr Dark

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By *0shadesofashWoman over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Insomnia is a pain! That's why I'm often in the forums chatting. .. like Maggie Thatcher I cope easily on little sleep.... But I don't look like her. . Honest!

"
well I think u look great

even with feic all sleep ha

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By *0shadesofashWoman over a year ago

DUBLIN

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Its as well Dave is driving Friday with all the fields she'll have to pass

I'll hav to be a good little lamb laid baaaaaaaaaacks gonna be in the boot of the car with Duffer in the front seat helping Dave change the gears aswel haha Really Mr Dark

"
haha wer am I gonna be wen all this is goin on haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Its as well Dave is driving Friday with all the fields she'll have to pass

I'll hav to be a good little lamb laid baaaaaaaaaacks gonna be in the boot of the car with Duffer in the front seat helping Dave change the gears aswel haha Really Mr Dark

haha wer am I gonna be wen all this is goin on haha"
On the Back seat in yer woolies....Mr Dark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enter shakari. No sleep tonight official soundtrack to this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Its as well Dave is driving Friday with all the fields she'll have to pass

I'll hav to be good cause laid backs gonna be in the car aswel haha "

Yup best behaviour Ash

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By *0shadesofashWoman over a year ago

DUBLIN

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Its as well Dave is driving Friday with all the fields she'll have to pass

I'll hav to be a good little lamb laid baaaaaaaaaacks gonna be in the boot of the car with Duffer in the front seat helping Dave change the gears aswel haha Really Mr Dark

haha wer am I gonna be wen all this is goin on hahaOn the Back seat in yer woolies....Mr Dark"
I wish I had a sheep suit I'd walk into the party like that for the laugh haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman over a year ago

DUBLIN

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Its as well Dave is driving Friday with all the fields she'll have to pass

I'll hav to be good cause laid backs gonna be in the car aswel haha

Yup best behaviour Ash

"
I'll try my bestest ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Its as well Dave is driving Friday with all the fields she'll have to pass

I'll hav to be a good little lamb laid baaaaaaaaaacks gonna be in the boot of the car with Duffer in the front seat helping Dave change the gears aswel haha Really Mr Dark

haha wer am I gonna be wen all this is goin on hahaOn the Back seat in yer woolies....Mr Dark I wish I had a sheep suit I'd walk into the party like that for the laugh haha "
Lotta has a sheep onesie you could borrow

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By *0shadesofashWoman over a year ago

DUBLIN

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Its as well Dave is driving Friday with all the fields she'll have to pass

I'll hav to be a good little lamb laid baaaaaaaaaacks gonna be in the boot of the car with Duffer in the front seat helping Dave change the gears aswel haha Really Mr Dark

haha wer am I gonna be wen all this is goin on hahaOn the Back seat in yer woolies....Mr Dark I wish I had a sheep suit I'd walk into the party like that for the laugh haha Lotta has a sheep onesie you could borrow"
haha lotta gimmie ur onesie

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

I can see it now!

Its as well Dave is driving Friday with all the fields she'll have to pass

I'll hav to be a good little lamb laid baaaaaaaaaacks gonna be in the boot of the car with Duffer in the front seat helping Dave change the gears aswel haha Really Mr Dark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Its as well Dave is driving Friday with all the fields she'll have to pass

I'll hav to be a good little lamb laid baaaaaaaaaacks gonna be in the boot of the car with Duffer in the front seat helping Dave change the gears aswel haha Really Mr Dark

He's projecting again Ash, he wants to wear one while you feed him milk from a bottle and stroke is wooly coat. Odd fantasy I know but humour him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And they say I'm (the insomniac) the one with mental health issues???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And they say I'm (the insomniac) the one with mental health issues???

None of us on here are sane

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And they say I'm (the insomniac) the one with mental health issues???

None of us on here are sane

So I'm in good company then?!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And they say I'm (the insomniac) the one with mental health issues???

None of us on here are sane

So I'm in good company then?!!

Moist definitely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And they say I'm (the insomniac) the one with mental health issues???

None of us on here are sane

So I'm in good company then?!!

Moist definitely

Not a bit out of place wearing my straight jacket on Friday night then? Look well beside a sheep onsie

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By *0shadesofashWoman over a year ago

DUBLIN

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Its as well Dave is driving Friday with all the fields she'll have to pass

I'll hav to be a good little lamb laid baaaaaaaaaacks gonna be in the boot of the car with Duffer in the front seat helping Dave change the gears aswel haha Really Mr Dark

He's projecting again Ash, he wants to wear one while you feed him milk from a bottle and stroke is wooly coat. Odd fantasy I know but humour him

"
I could always just feed him his drink with a straw and stroke his hair least he be gettin half way there haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Its as well Dave is driving Friday with all the fields she'll have to pass

I'll hav to be a good little lamb laid baaaaaaaaaacks gonna be in the boot of the car with Duffer in the front seat helping Dave change the gears aswel haha Really Mr Dark

He's projecting again Ash, he wants to wear one while you feed him milk from a bottle and stroke is wooly coat. Odd fantasy I know but humour him

I could always just feed him his drink with a straw and stroke his hair least he be gettin half way there haha "

Good call

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And they say I'm (the insomniac) the one with mental health issues???

None of us on here are sane

So I'm in good company then?!!

Moist definitely

Not a bit out of place wearing my straight jacket on Friday night then? Look well beside a sheep onsie

I assumed you were wearing the straight jacket

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Has that got connotations then

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Has that got connotations then

"
..

Come on ash.. answer the man. . Don't be sheepish!!

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By *0shadesofashWoman over a year ago

DUBLIN

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Has that got connotations then

Come on ash.. answer the man. . Don't be sheepish!!

"
hahaha I didn no what that word ment I had to google I'm such a thick haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Its as well Dave is driving Friday with all the fields she'll have to pass

I'll hav to be a good little lamb laid baaaaaaaaaacks gonna be in the boot of the car with Duffer in the front seat helping Dave change the gears aswel haha Really Mr Dark

He's letting all my secrets out again Ash,wants to wear one while you feed her milk from a bottle and stroke her wooly coat. Odd fantasy I know but humour her

"
Lotta is that true Mr Dark

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So it begins again! Can't sleep and find myself in forum!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So it begins again! Can't sleep and find myself in forum!!

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So it begins again! Can't sleep and find myself in forum!!

Me too

Pull up a pew then miss and tell me what rings your bell!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not just me then ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not just me then ha

Oh I think I've spotted another contender for the sexy derrière thread!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So it begins again! Can't sleep and find myself in forum!!

Me too

Pull up a pew then miss and tell me what rings your bell!

Great sex rings my bell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So it begins again! Can't sleep and find myself in forum!!

Me too

Pull up a pew then miss and tell me what rings your bell!

Great sex rings my bell

Or rather it would if I could get some tonight lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So it begins again! Can't sleep and find myself in forum!!

Me too

Pull up a pew then miss and tell me what rings your bell!

Great sex rings my bell

Or rather it would if I could get some tonight lol"

Ding ding ding!!! Hope you've a sexy guy/girl in waiting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not just me then ha

You can keep me company when I've insomnia! That's most nights!!

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By *ornyandwellhungMan over a year ago

belfast

"Don't you people ever sleep??

I've to be up in 6hrs need help getting over to sleep

All (reasonable/sensible) tips welcome "

Missy, I have the perfect solution for getting you a good nights sleep. But I need to call round to your house to administer it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't you people ever sleep??

I've to be up in 6hrs need help getting over to sleep

All (reasonable/sensible) tips welcome

Missy, I have the perfect solution for getting you a good nights sleep. But I need to call round to your house to administer it!"

I'd cover that sausage up first! The Rottweilers haven't been fed yet and they're hungry!!

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By *ornyandwellhungMan over a year ago

belfast

"Don't you people ever sleep??

I've to be up in 6hrs need help getting over to sleep

All (reasonable/sensible) tips welcome

Missy, I have the perfect solution for getting you a good nights sleep. But I need to call round to your house to administer it!

I'd cover that sausage up first! The Rottweilers haven't been fed yet and they're hungry!!

Ok, let's play 'hide the sausage'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't you people ever sleep??

I've to be up in 6hrs need help getting over to sleep

All (reasonable/sensible) tips welcome

Missy, I have the perfect solution for getting you a good nights sleep. But I need to call round to your house to administer it!

I'd cover that sausage up first! The Rottweilers haven't been fed yet and they're hungry!!

Ok, let's play 'hide the sausage'"

I'd rather play pin the tail on the donkey!

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By *ornyandwellhungMan over a year ago

belfast

"Don't you people ever sleep??

I've to be up in 6hrs need help getting over to sleep

All (reasonable/sensible) tips welcome

Missy, I have the perfect solution for getting you a good nights sleep. But I need to call round to your house to administer it!

I'd cover that sausage up first! The Rottweilers haven't been fed yet and they're hungry!!

Ok, let's play 'hide the sausage'

I'd rather play pin the tail on the donkey!

You may as well pin that tail on me then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't you people ever sleep??

I've to be up in 6hrs need help getting over to sleep

All (reasonable/sensible) tips welcome

Missy, I have the perfect solution for getting you a good nights sleep. But I need to call round to your house to administer it!

I'd cover that sausage up first! The Rottweilers haven't been fed yet and they're hungry!!

Ok, let's play 'hide the sausage'

I'd rather play pin the tail on the donkey!

You may as well pin that tail on me then. "

Are you saying you're an ass???

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By *ornyandwellhungMan over a year ago

belfast

"Don't you people ever sleep??

I've to be up in 6hrs need help getting over to sleep

All (reasonable/sensible) tips welcome

Missy, I have the perfect solution for getting you a good nights sleep. But I need to call round to your house to administer it!

I'd cover that sausage up first! The Rottweilers haven't been fed yet and they're hungry!!

Ok, let's play 'hide the sausage'

I'd rather play pin the tail on the donkey!

You may as well pin that tail on me then.

Are you saying you're an ass???

I'm not saying that. I have been told that I'm hung like a donkey. I'm only saying what girls have told me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't you people ever sleep??

I've to be up in 6hrs need help getting over to sleep

All (reasonable/sensible) tips welcome

Missy, I have the perfect solution for getting you a good nights sleep. But I need to call round to your house to administer it!

I'd cover that sausage up first! The Rottweilers haven't been fed yet and they're hungry!!

Ok, let's play 'hide the sausage'

I'd rather play pin the tail on the donkey!

You may as well pin that tail on me then.

Are you saying you're an ass???

I'm not saying that. I have been told that I'm hung like a donkey. I'm only saying what girls have told me"

Your Avatar suggests so

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By *ornyandwellhungMan over a year ago

belfast

"Don't you people ever sleep??

I've to be up in 6hrs need help getting over to sleep

All (reasonable/sensible) tips welcome

Missy, I have the perfect solution for getting you a good nights sleep. But I need to call round to your house to administer it!

I'd cover that sausage up first! The Rottweilers haven't been fed yet and they're hungry!!

Ok, let's play 'hide the sausage'

I'd rather play pin the tail on the donkey!

You may as well pin that tail on me then.

Are you saying you're an ass???

I'm not saying that. I have been told that I'm hung like a donkey. I'm only saying what girls have told me

Your Avatar suggests so

Goodnight missy, this insomnia is fading fast, was nice chatting. Mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't you people ever sleep??

I've to be up in 6hrs need help getting over to sleep

All (reasonable/sensible) tips welcome

Missy, I have the perfect solution for getting you a good nights sleep. But I need to call round to your house to administer it!

I'd cover that sausage up first! The Rottweilers haven't been fed yet and they're hungry!!

Ok, let's play 'hide the sausage'

I'd rather play pin the tail on the donkey!

You may as well pin that tail on me then.

Are you saying you're an ass???

I'm not saying that. I have been told that I'm hung like a donkey. I'm only saying what girls have told me

Your Avatar suggests so

Goodnight missy, this insomnia is fading fast, was nice chatting. Mwah"

Nooooooo don't leave me here on my own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you people ever sleep??

I've to be up in 6hrs need help getting over to sleep

All (reasonable/sensible) tips welcome "
shit !!! Skipped over fae Scotland cos I can't sleep and saw this post...

posted exactly 24 hrs ago

Anyway hello Ireland

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

Where has everyone gone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where has everyone gone"
bed I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning I need a laugh mrs S please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was sleepy two minutes ago....now I'm wired

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was sleepy two minutes ago....now I'm wired

Gis a laugh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was sleepy two minutes ago....now I'm wired

Gis a laugh? "

A mirror?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was sleepy two minutes ago....now I'm wired

Gis a laugh?

A mirror?

Nah that doesn't work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At 3.26am I'm saying Bonne nuit

I guess I'll go count the cock pics instead of sheep

As a member of the Sheepshag Army (Derby County) maybe you would like to reconsider

Shush we not supposed to mention sheep near ash

Its as well Dave is driving Friday with all the fields she'll have to pass

I'll hav to be a good little lamb laid baaaaaaaaaacks gonna be in the boot of the car with Duffer in the front seat helping Dave change the gears aswel haha Really Mr Dark

He's letting all my secrets out again Ash,wants to wear one while you feed her milk from a bottle and stroke her wooly coat. Odd fantasy I know but humour her

Lotta is that true Mr Dark

Not the way you put it, the original statement is more than a rumour though

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