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"It's like when ye haven't eaten carrots for months and ye puek there's always carrots there like wtf is that about 
Yeah it's been raining here also "
It reminds me of the tale of a pub doorman who was approached bya tramp one night before closing. The tramp wanted a fork, and eventually, just to get rid of him, the doorman got him a fork and away he went. Ten minutes later another tramp arrived looking for a fork, then another, then another. The next time a tramp approached him, the doorman offered him a spoon. The tramp looked at it and asked "what the fuck use would that be? Sure it's a straw I need" . The doorman was puzzled and said he'd get a straw for him if he'd explain what he wanted it for . The tramp replied ... "Some d*unk fella threw up around the corner earlier,but sure all the good stuff is gone already !"  |
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"It's like when ye haven't eaten carrots for months and ye puek there's always carrots there like wtf is that about
Yeah it's been raining here also
It reminds me of the tale of a pub doorman who was approached bya tramp one night before closing. The tramp wanted a fork, and eventually, just to get rid of him, the doorman got him a fork and away he went. Ten minutes later another tramp arrived looking for a fork, then another, then another. The next time a tramp approached him, the doorman offered him a spoon. The tramp looked at it and asked "what the fuck use would that be? Sure it's a straw I need" . The doorman was puzzled and said he'd get a straw for him if he'd explain what he wanted it for . The tramp replied ... "Some d*unk fella threw up around the corner earlier,but sure all the good stuff is gone already !" "
OMG...... That's disgusting    |
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"It's like when ye haven't eaten carrots for months and ye puek there's always carrots there like wtf is that about
Yeah it's been raining here also
It reminds me of the tale of a pub doorman who was approached bya tramp one night before closing. The tramp wanted a fork, and eventually, just to get rid of him, the doorman got him a fork and away he went. Ten minutes later another tramp arrived looking for a fork, then another, then another. The next time a tramp approached him, the doorman offered him a spoon. The tramp looked at it and asked "what the fuck use would that be? Sure it's a straw I need" . The doorman was puzzled and said he'd get a straw for him if he'd explain what he wanted it for . The tramp replied ... "Some d*unk fella threw up around the corner earlier,but sure all the good stuff is gone already !"
OMG...... That's disgusting "
It's not great alright!  |
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"Isn't it a fierce yoke altogether? It looks exactly the same after it passes through your digestive system, and yet it tastes completely different!
But if you fry it up the second time round it's back to how it was before"
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"Be the hokey! Isn't that a quare way of atin' it?
Plz explain "Be the hokey"
Oh, it's a dramatic exclamation... The forerunner of OMG in deeply rural parts of the West of Ireland. "
Ahhhh Gottcha!! I think |
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"Be the hokey! Isn't that a quare way of atin' it?
Plz explain "Be the hokey"
Oh, it's a dramatic exclamation... The forerunner of OMG in deeply rural parts of the West of Ireland.
Ahhhh Gottcha!! I think "
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Just read it as OMG or JESUS! |
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