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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

My knob just fell off and I can't get it back on!!!!

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How am I supposed to get out of the house tomorrow if I can't open the door

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Super glue ha ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A window

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Super glue ha ha ha."

On my knob

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A window"

Have you seen where I live, how do I close it again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Peace and quiet great!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Peace and quiet great!!! "

Least you'll be chasing some other unfortunate bloke lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Screw it back on lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol "

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Use the back door lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol "

You should have just left it alone lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Use the back door lol "

I don't like using the back door, it's not my thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol "

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Peace and quiet great!!!

Least you'll be chasing some other unfortunate bloke lol "

I dont need to chase anyone.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

put your boot true it,and kick it down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Peace and quiet great!!!

Least you'll be chasing some other unfortunate bloke lol

I dont need to chase anyone......."

I forgot you have Mr Pee at home

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"put your boot true it,and kick it down."

Why didn't I think of that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its no wonder all that wankin r u goin blind aswell pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Peace and quiet great!!!

Least you'll be chasing some other unfortunate bloke lol

I dont need to chase anyone.......

I forgot you have Mr Pee at home "

Now now dumpster.....i only ever punish bad behaviour...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button "

If you find that button always push it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Its no wonder all that wankin r u goin blind aswell pmsl "

Must be maybe my knob hasn't fallen of it just feels like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Peace and quiet great!!!

Least you'll be chasing some other unfortunate bloke lol

I dont need to chase anyone.......

I forgot you have Mr Pee at home

Now now dumpster.....i only ever punish bad behaviour... "

I can be bad unless I get let loose

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol "

Just push it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it "

push it real good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it "

Push it real good

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good "

Salt n pepper?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it "

yeah. .. But you have to find it first. . Not all guys so good at that I hear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A window

Have you seen where I live, how do I close it again "

True, makes Beirut look like a holiday camp

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A window

Have you seen where I live, how do I close it again

True, makes Beirut look like a holiday camp "

And that's just my garden lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper? "

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

yeah. .. But you have to find it first. . Not all guys so good at that I hear "

Google says the same thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol "

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol "

ahhh me to! ! Love that song. ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night? "

No sing along for me tomorrow night I'm on my hols unless I can find a few strays lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night? "

absolutely Mr duff.....

I can't sing. . You can't find the button.. We will make a great team lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

ahhh me to! ! Love that song. .. "

Me too it's a great song but if I ever hear

It again i will have a giggle as it will remind me of duffers issues with his knob lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night?

No sing along for me tomorrow night I'm on my hols unless I can find a few strays lol "

Sure we could do a conference call lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night?

No sing along for me tomorrow night I'm on my hols unless I can find a few strays lol

Sure we could do a conference call lol"

We could indeed once you sort your knob out lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night?

absolutely Mr duff.....

I can't sing. . You can't find the button.. We will make a great team lol "

I can find the button to put you on mute mrs. S that's good enough for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night?

No sing along for me tomorrow night I'm on my hols unless I can find a few strays lol

Sure we could do a conference call lol

We could indeed once you sort your knob out lol "

I'm working on it now I think I've found the right hole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pmsl I'm singing it here now ha

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night?

No sing along for me tomorrow night I'm on my hols unless I can find a few strays lol

Sure we could do a conference call lol

We could indeed once you sort your knob out lol

I'm working on it now I think I've found the right hole "

errmmm no that isn't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pmsl I'm singing it here now ha "

Sing it back, sing it back, sing it back to me. Name that tune lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night?

No sing along for me tomorrow night I'm on my hols unless I can find a few strays lol

Sure we could do a conference call lol

We could indeed once you sort your knob out lol

I'm working on it now I think I've found the right hole "

Make sure you put it in properly lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night?

No sing along for me tomorrow night I'm on my hols unless I can find a few strays lol

Sure we could do a conference call lol

We could indeed once you sort your knob out lol

I'm working on it now I think I've found the right hole

errmmm no that isn't it "

Are you sure? What about there?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night?

No sing along for me tomorrow night I'm on my hols unless I can find a few strays lol

Sure we could do a conference call lol

We could indeed once you sort your knob out lol

I'm working on it now I think I've found the right hole

errmmm no that isn't it

Are you sure? What about there? "

nooo.. That's not it. .. Is it in yet??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night?

No sing along for me tomorrow night I'm on my hols unless I can find a few strays lol

Sure we could do a conference call lol

We could indeed once you sort your knob out lol

I'm working on it now I think I've found the right hole

Make sure you put it in properly lol "

Maybe I need to make the hole bigger, I'll get the drill out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pmsl I'm singing it here now ha

Sing it back, sing it back, sing it back to me. Name that tune lol"

moloko

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night?

No sing along for me tomorrow night I'm on my hols unless I can find a few strays lol

Sure we could do a conference call lol

We could indeed once you sort your knob out lol

I'm working on it now I think I've found the right hole

Make sure you put it in properly lol

Maybe I need to make the hole bigger, I'll get the drill out "

I don't want a big saggy hole. .I like it tight

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night?

No sing along for me tomorrow night I'm on my hols unless I can find a few strays lol

Sure we could do a conference call lol

We could indeed once you sort your knob out lol

I'm working on it now I think I've found the right hole

errmmm no that isn't it

Are you sure? What about there?

nooo.. That's not it. .. Is it in yet?? "

Mrs S I think we need raw plugs for this one lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night?

No sing along for me tomorrow night I'm on my hols unless I can find a few strays lol

Sure we could do a conference call lol

We could indeed once you sort your knob out lol

I'm working on it now I think I've found the right hole

Make sure you put it in properly lol

Maybe I need to make the hole bigger, I'll get the drill out "

Sounds painful don't make it too big

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pmsl I'm singing it here now ha

Sing it back, sing it back, sing it back to me. Name that tune lol

moloko "

Well done Tuna

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night?

No sing along for me tomorrow night I'm on my hols unless I can find a few strays lol

Sure we could do a conference call lol

We could indeed once you sort your knob out lol

I'm working on it now I think I've found the right hole

errmmm no that isn't it

Are you sure? What about there?

nooo.. That's not it. .. Is it in yet??

Mrs S I think we need raw plugs for this one lmao

"

nah. .. It's staying tight sorry. .. Get ronaldtoe on the job. .. He knows how to get it in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pmsl I'm singing it here now ha

Sing it back, sing it back, sing it back to me. Name that tune lol

moloko

Well done Tuna "

why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Screw it back on lol

That's why it fell of in the first place lol

You should have just left it alone lol

Your talking to a man here, that's like saying don't touch the big red button

If you find that button always push it lol

Just push it

push it real good

Salt n pepper?

Yup lol now I be singing it for the night thanks to your issues with your knob lol

Ha ha glad to help wee sing along tomorrow night?

No sing along for me tomorrow night I'm on my hols unless I can find a few strays lol

Sure we could do a conference call lol

We could indeed once you sort your knob out lol

I'm working on it now I think I've found the right hole

errmmm no that isn't it

Are you sure? What about there?

nooo.. That's not it. .. Is it in yet??

Mrs S I think we need raw plugs for this one lmao

nah. .. It's staying tight sorry. .. Get ronaldtoe on the job. .. He knows how to get it in "

I had a word earlier and he's decided to come now but says he's not playing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pmsl I'm singing it here now ha

Sing it back, sing it back, sing it back to me. Name that tune lol

moloko

Well done Tuna

why thank you "

Your turn? Oh wait new thread needed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A window

Have you seen where I live, how do I close it again

True, makes Beirut look like a holiday camp

And that's just my garden lol"

Aye get the mower out bud

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